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2010

12

Apr

Michelle Hunziker is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some more pictures of the mom with a body Michelle Hunziker. She’s the kind of pussy the local community pool needs to recruit instead of the immigrant mom pussy they’ve been getting to date. I’m talking the kind of bitch who reproduces like a fucking bitch, I’m talking 10 fucking kids and a vagina so big her idea of a bathing suid is a pair of sweatpants, making the whole experience no so erotic…but life’s not fair, and I’m stuck with stinky poor people and green shit filled pools, while bitches like this exist….cuz I suck at life.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Michelle Hunziker

2010

12

Apr

Anna Friel in Some Little Shorts of the Day

I am down with short shorts – I am not so down with weird looking faces – but I can see past that when the bitch with the weird looking face is in short shorts. Just last night I was dying of a hangover on a park bench and this group of young, long legged girls who decided to start working on their bikini bodies in short shorts walked by, I have no idea what their faces looked like, or even if they had an upper body, but I could sketch every line and curve of their asses.

I don’t know who this bitch is, but the shorts made her good enough for me….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Anna Friel|Shorts

2010

12

Apr

Bus Driver Molestor of the Day

So this retard bus driver was taking a retarded girl home and decided he might as well get some sex from her cuz ever since he was younger and loved the show Life Goes On, he wanted to feel a Downs Syndrome pussy….and figued she probably doesn’t have real high standards you know, cuz she’s retarded, but his whole plan of seduction backfired when she pushed him off, cuz he crossed the line of appropriate cuz she wasn’t in the mood to give up her retard pussy…even though you’d think she was in the mood based on how often she masturbated in a given hour…I used to work in a retard home and playing with their your own genitals was the retard way of life…

As I am concered all pussy is created equal..if it works then its worth fucking and if the bus driver wasn’t the bigger fucking retard in the situation he would have tried to get up inside someone more severely retarded who can’t talk and express themselves so that no one ever finds out about his hustle….

Either way, I think this dude was just doing community service, you know, make a girl feel like a sex object and not like a freak of nature and he deserves the key to the fucking city.

Posted in:Bus Driver|Retard

2010

12

Apr

Maria Menounos with a Blck Dude in Twitter Bikini Pictrures of the Day

The nice thing about greek girls is that they are built to take huge cock in their ass. It’s got something to do with evolution or some shit, since all their ancestors used to fuck each other up the ass, to the point where they now have natural lubricants in their asses that make getting fucked up the ass more than just tolerable it makes fucking them up the ass the same as fucking them up the pussy only with a little more shit smell….but being able to take most cock with ease can be a curse for a bitch, it makes her need the biggest cock she can find, because sometimes the pain is what you’re lookin’ for when you beg for anal…and if it always feels good to a bitch…she’s gotta step up what she’s inserting and I can only assume that’s what Maria Menounos is pulling here with this Jamal…but what the fuck do I know…

Posted in:Bikini|Maria Menounos|Twitter

2010

12

Apr

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day



I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring….

The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did…

She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t died of my birthday drinking because I gave up on the whole birthday party thing two days ago, it made more sense in theory than in practice because the older I get the more and more lazy I get, don’t get me wrong I’ve been drinking every night hard, but I haven’t left the house….If I make it another year, I probably won’t be capable of wiping my ass after I shit which may not be good for the people I’ll be sitting next to on the bus, but it will be good for me, because disrupting the peace and ruining someone’s day or their lunch by smelling disgusting is really pretty satisfying for me….

Here are my stepLINKS

Some Crazy Booty
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack Hopes You Have a Lovely Friday Night
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Eating Pussy, But Were Afaid to Ask – VIDEO
(Don’t Blame Me If This Makes You Gay)
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The 15 Best Pictures Of Sofia Vergara
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Porn Queen Jenna Jameson’s Hottest Safe Pics
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Slut Eating a Banana Prank – VIDEO
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Enjoy a 3D Burritoh – VIDEO
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The Top Ten Athletes You Should Probably Keep Your Daughter Away From, Unless She Enjoys STDs
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Jenna Jameson No Panty Throwback
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Like a Surburban Non I’d Like to Do Really Dirty Things She’d Never Imagined To
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Because No Matter How Good You Are At Lying To Yourself, Your Real Doll Doesn’t Really Get You Laid
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Grenade Throw Fail – VIDEO
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I’d To Find Out What Exactly North Yorkshire, England Has Against Giant Dicks Made of Stone
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Pheobe in the Mirror
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Amateur Uses Phone As a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Meet Reed Congdon
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Nothingt Goes Right, It’s Just a Crappy Day – VIDEO
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Self Shot Hotties
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Wine is turning to Vinegar For Demi Moore and By Wine, I Mean Her Fucking Face
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Nicki Minaj is Like a Black Lady Gaga, But Without a Dick
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JWoww and Her Tits Are on the Treadmill
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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God Damn Miranda Kerr is Hot
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Racially Mixed Chicks Are Always the Hottest
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Rhianna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Don’t Fuck with Garcelle Bauvais
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Arianny Celeste Had a Nipple Slip
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aneta Plays With HEr Wet Pussy
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More of Jessica Gomes is Sports Illustrated – VIDEO
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Cause
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Alice is a Playful Red Head
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Has Some Cleavage
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How NOT To Sell Plastic Surgery on TV – VIDEO
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Bai Ling Gets Her Crazy On With Some Homeless Dude
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Chick Fiiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Weekley and Emma D topless
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Evi is Slippery
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Here’s some motherfuckin’ Porn for you

Sasha Grey and Daisy Strong make a perfect lesbian couple
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Mackenzee Pierce and Tiffany Star are a couple of horny rich girls
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Alyssa Reece and Leah sneak into garage to make out and play
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Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx get nasty and rough on the red carpet
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You’ll enjoy these two perfect lesbian sluts Eden and Tristan Kingsley
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Cute little pixie Katie Michaels is nothing but a cute little slut
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Follow Me, I’m Useless Without You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Here are some pictures I didn’t post of Gisele posing and promoting some bullshit….cuz models entertain me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Apr

Radha Mitchell Full Frontal in Feast of Love of the Day

Here’s some white bitch with a Hindu name because her parents were some kind of weird Australian hippies who related to the Hindu way of life or some other bullshit I know I’d find annoying if I was at their dinner party listening to them preach their garbage…..not that I’d ever be invited to their dinner party but you get what I am saying….and if you don’t it doesn’t really matter but it does involve boring white people attaching themselves to other people’s cultures….when they could just do what their daughter is doing and that’s attaching their hairy pussies to some dude in some low level movie sex scene from two years ago on their quest to find fame but that didn’t work out so well cuz no one ever saw the shit or has any idea who this bitch is, but she’s good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, cuz I have fucked some pretty questionable things over the years…..some human…some not…but all good enough for me….

Posted in:Full Frontal|Radha Mitchell

2010

09

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Pussy

2010

09

Apr

Heidi Montag’s Tits in The Hills Promo Shot of the Day

I still don’t really understand why Heidi Montag would jack her tits up like this. I thought that whole stupid fake tits, fake hair, Pamela Anderson vibe was dead…. and girls realized that to be the hottest thing in Hollywood you had to be a little more creative than all the white trash blonde every stripclub has at least 3 of…..but I guess that would be giving her too much credit….because this is Heidi Montag and she is fucking useless and now that the Hills are over, so is she….but probably doesn’t want to be so it may be an interesting nose dive into desperation to get noticed that will probably involve her getting fucked by black dudes that she’ll claim she did for Jesus or some other lie she’s been spewing because she is the fucking devil…only time will tell…

Posted in:Fake Tits|Heidi Montag

2010

09

Apr

Izabel Goulart is Topless of the Day

I like these Victoria’s Secret models because they are one step away from being pornstars because they don’t get fucked but they do get naked…It’s like they get paid real big money to get half naked and once they get comfortable being half naked and develop a bit of an ego, they figure that as long as the gig is “classy” they might as well get fully naked and show the world what they’ve been hiding behind a skimpy bikini the last few months….It’s this whole art and fashion versus porn and eroticism that makes these girls feel like they aren’t smut trash trying to pay for baby formula like a common stripper but are instead making some kind of statement, but to the end user, which is you and me, we still get to see tit, whether it’s classy or for fashion or art or just because the bitch is an exhibitionist whore….so justify it however you want, I just know I like the whole no clothes pictures and hope quality bitches like this keep it up.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|Topless