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2010

13

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Tits of the Day

Yesterday, I was pretty upset cuz I was doing a post on Jessica Simspon’s new haircut that her gay friend who is riding her to the top posted on twitter in efforts to release his own “exclusive” so that people follow him for a change, since in his and every gay guy’s mind, he deserves to be the starlet everyone cares about, and Jessica Simpson is the way to make that fucking happen cuz her desperation and depression makes her easy to manipulate….

Today, I am pretty upset cuz I’m posting an update on the shit and writing about a useless, lonely bitch’s hair is pretty fucking depressing, cuz it looks like she’s got hair today….but at least today, I can distract myself with her fat chick tits….and fat chick body….

I just don’t understand why fag hags are always fat chicks…do the gays make them get fat to make them look skinny, do gays hang with them because they don’t judge girls on a sexual level and like them for their big personalities/bank accounts/level of fame, or do they just emotionally eat cuz gay guys are tedious and make them feel like wrecks….no that it matters, cuz fat chicks don’t exist to me except when they end up in my bed taking all the blankets and here are the pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

13

Apr

Emanuelle Chriqui and Other Bitches Nude in Allure of the Day

Here’s another example of mainstream “Fashion” magazines bringing out the nudity because they trick bitches into thinking that it’s for art and fashion and not for idiots to jerk off to. They don’t get flagged as a NSFW site, or get blocked in schools, universities, offices and other places sites like mine are banned and they don’t lose any advertisers, cuz they spin the shit as classy and I call the whole thing bullshit…

The pictures are boring and include Kara DioGuardi naked and boring from American idol and other cunts who are barely relevant got naked for the shoot. The only picture that a 13 year old could probably still get off to is of Emanuelle Chriqui naked and standing , some Morrocan Canadian who left the family business of being the slimey, scamming, loud, tacky fucking scum Morrocan…not that that’s a job…but when you’re Morrocan and in public you sure as hell think it is….

The other bitches are Regina Hall naked and boring , Colbie Caillat naked and boring , and Jessica Capshaw naked and boring.

Posted in:Allure|Emanuelle Chriqui|Kara Dioguardi|Nude

2010

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to get girls to send me pictures of their pussy smiling has proven to be much harder than I ever thought it would be, but I’m not gonna stress like a gay dude waiting for his AIDS results, I’m just gonna go out there and try this shit door to door, I figure it’s easy to say no over the internet, you know, block delete me from your list, but when I’m at your door with a camera in hand and a sparkle in my eye, like I was selling vaccuums, I’m convinced I’ll be more prosperous…I’m taking my destiny into my hands motherfuckers…

Here are my stepLINKS

Something is Missing From This Mean girls Poster, Can Anybody Guess What It Is?
GO

The Taiwanese Susan Boyle is BACK! And This Time He is Dancing
GO

I Love Anything That Makes Fun of Entourage
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Pics That Prove Alyssa Milano Is A Hot Slut
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Better Than a Whore House
GO

Busty Burlesque Instructor – VIDEO
GO

Christian Bale Versus Tiger Woods – VIDEO
GO

Facebook FAIL of the Day
GO

The Top Ten Hottest WWE Divas of All Time
GO

Girls Aloud Nicola Roberts Panty Upskirt
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Angelina and Her Tits Are Back on a Boat
GO

Pool Party Anyone?
GO

I Wish I Know Why These Chicks Were Pissing There Pants
GO

Mmmmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
GO

Pedobear Loves the Pope
GO

Bree Olsen, Just Because
GO

Meet Khrysti Hill
GO

Miley Cyrus is Playing Twister in a Bikini
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Sasha Grey Gallery
GO

She Was Jailbait Just Four Years Ago….
GO

A Pornstars Day Off
GO

Rihanna Looks Like and is Dressed Liek Death
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Sarah Jessica Parker Should Challenge Madonna to a Cage Fight
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Halie is Getting Her Pussy Licked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Texas Stadium Implosion – VIDEO
GO

Marisa Tomei Hotness
GO

Codi is Worth Taking a Look At, Trust Me
GO

Guess Where Cheryl Cole Has a Tattoo
GO

Man The 80’s Were AWESOME – VIDEO
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Introducing Patricia B
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Caitlin Will Make Your Monday Better
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25 Awesome Minigolf Courses
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Bikini Fight – VIDEO
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BMX Crash Almost Ruins Lunch! – VIDEO
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Guess Who Is a Lying Publicity Whore?!
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Faith Takes a Shower
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Follow Me, Im Beggin’ Ya…
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

12

Apr

Britney Spears Half Naked and Untouched for Candies of the Day

Here are some pictures of Britney Spears half naked for Candies, it looks like they aren’t airbrushed or photoshopped and keeping her untouched shows off all the places she’s been touched….

They’ve kept all her scars, bruises or what I like to call memories of being rich white trash with a lot of psychological issues in the pictures….I still think she’s got it going on but then again, some of the pussy I’ve gone down on both drunk, high and sober, has been far more gutter, far more dirty, far more diseased, haggard, rotten, damaged, gaping, emotionally unstable, dripping out green shit, addicted to drugs, pussy that smelled like shit, that looked like roadkill, that people would never put their fingers in, but I was there twirling my tongue around it like it was a fucking jujube or like it was water I was lapping up like a dog after being stuck in the desert for 4 days after a plane crash….if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies|Underwear

2010

12

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s New Hair of the Day

If you told me 6 years ago that I’d be writing about Jessica Simpson’s haircut on my own website, where I can pretty much write anything I want to write about, but chose to write this, I probably would have laughed in your faggot face and stole your wallet, but here I am today….posting pictures of the shit and writing about her haircut like a group of bitches at the coffee shop with nothing better to do with their fucking days or hair stylists who made their life about this shit and care about this shit, when all I see is some dyke shit that’s still long enough for me to pull her hair while cumming down her lonely throat, not that that will ever happen in my lifetime, but it’s the only way for me to not let this post depresse me more than I already am….

Posted in:Hair|Jessica Simpson

2010

12

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Hard Nipples in White for PETA of the Day

Pam Anderson is at some Vegan bullshit and I guess along with giving up with all animal products, she also gave up on wearing a bra, not that she needs to wear because she’s got tits so solid you could hang plants off of, but she should be wearing a bra cuz she’s old, disgusting, over and done, that dairy is expired, kinda thing, but I guess she’s just happy her nipples still work after all the operations and feels the need to show the shit off and really…who fucking cares….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Pam Anderson

2010

12

Apr

Laurie Cholewa is Gerard Butler’s New Pussy of the Day

In proving that Hollywood is full of shit thanks to movies have huge marketing budgets, big legal budgets, an a huge investment people want to protect, as well as PR people who have been hired to get these people in the media, to keep people caring about their clients and pretty much totally polluting America with useless smut, here are some pictures of Gerard Butler’s new girlfriend…because he never dated Jennifer Aniston, no one ever dates Jennifer Aniston, they were just in a movie together and dude made a lot of money for someone no one has ever heard of and part of getting that money was pretending to be dating her, and this new pussy is the proof.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Gerard Butler|Laurie Cholewa

2010

12

Apr

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster on the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Khloe Kardashian is that she knows she’s a fucking beast of a woman that no one has ever really jerked off to. That’s why she was the first to volunteer for the staged marriage with the guy she ended up marriying for her Kardashian show. You know, to feel what getting married is like because her whole life she knew there was no hope for her because she’s a fucking monster…..that’s why she hires hot pussy to walk around in a bikini on the beach with her to promote whatever bullshit she is promoting, because her in a bikini is not really something people run up to, but more something people run the fuck away from…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2010

12

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Gets Sexy for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Fashion pulls through again…it’s like they convince these hot chicks to get half naked with a little thing called money and a false sense of quality, class, shit I don’t understand because the only thing I ever tried to do in fashion was crotchless panties I made from panties I picked up at the Salvation Army…

Here is Doutzen Kroes proving that models are nothing but whores who only fuck you if you’re a billionaire, but will get naked for you if you offer them enough money and pretend you work in the industry…Good times…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Fashion|Model

2010

12

Apr

Bar Refaeli and Jersey Shore for Interview of the Day

These pictures came out a long time ago, they are of Bar Refaeli and the cast of Jersey Shore for Interview Magazine, shot by Terry Richardson, proving that if you’re willing to humilate yourself on national television because it pays better than working as a bus boy at the hottest club in your town hoping one day you’ll get the bartending job, you will get a whole lot of fucking perks, like nustling up to Bar Refaeli tits in person and in picture for everyone in the world to see that despite how much of a joke you are, you’re fucking awesome, killin’ your early 20s harder than most kids you know in their early 20s who waste away in University….

The Jersey Shore people have inspired me….I need to get on a TV show….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Jersey Shore|Terry Richardson