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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Apr

Tess Taylor Naked Pictures of the Day

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I am hooked on this Tess Taylor bitch. I don’t know what hormones are in the food she’s been eating…but her tits are real and outrageous.

She’s on some Chelsea Handler produced E! show with her hot sisters, one who is underage and the other who was involved in and arrested for all the celebrity break-ins that went down last year……

I don’t really get the concept of the shit, I haven’t watched the shit and really I don’t care about the shit, or anything these bitches have to say, I am sure they are annoying, I know I would hate them, I can tell they are serious trashcans, I just know that in their quest to fame, this sister decided to become a Cybergirl for Playboy and I am addicted to her body and have had some very intimate moments with the shit the last 2 days before I figured I’d share with you….

She also has a ModelMayhem profile, but who really cares about that….other than people willing to give her “Paid Jobs”

Here are her stats…

Name: Tess Taylor Arlington
Bust: 32DD
Waist: 25
Hips: 32
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 110 lbs
Hometown: Malibu, CA
Date of birth: February 11, 1990
About me: “Whether it be acting, dancing or teaching people to connect with their mind, body and self, I want people to smile”

You can probably find more of her online….and let’s just hope more girls trying to make it follow her lead and get naked…and start it off by sending them to me….

Posted in:Natural Tits|Nude|Tess Taylor|Tess Taylor Arlington

2010

Apr

Amazing “Fertility Doctor” of the Day

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I like people who pose as medical practitioners for their own sexual gain…but you have to be a real fucking idiot to answer a Craigslist ad asking for you to donate sperm for a “Fertility Doctor” who will pay you 4,000 dollars if you go to his house a jerk off for him. I have no sympathy for the fools who fell this shit……But I do give props to the creepy homo who may not have played things out how I would have if I was posing as a fertility doctor, since there was far less vagina than I would have tried to diddle, but dude had a good thing going, something so inspirational to us too lazy to go out there and trick people into getting naked for us by posing as Doctors. Too bad he got caught…but shit makes me want to step up my fraud.

Posted in:Fertility Doctor|Molestor

2010

Apr

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Useless Mom Legs of the Day

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You know it is a boring day when I post pictures of Ashlee Simpson’s legs in pantyhose like shit is hot…a seriously boring fucking day….

The only thing partially hot about this girl is that she let a dude cum inside her, but when you remember it is Pete Wentz’s cum, it kinda ruins the excitement….and really most girls let guys cum inside them anyway, it’s one of those things that you find in nature and instinctively we do…and just because most girl’s I’ve fucked without a condom yelled at me everytime I did it on purpose but pretended was accidental, doesn’t mean there aren’t girls out there begging for loads to be dropped inside them to make them feel loved or some shit…and then there’s the whole baby has ripped that pussy apart shit…and her fucking busted up face that gives Jessica Simpson low self esteem because she can’t land a man but her baby sister can, not that Pete Wentz is a man, but you get what I am saying….

Here are the miserable pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Mom Legs

2010

Apr

Prostitute Crossing in Italy of the Day

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I love prostitution and wish my neighborhood had a designated prostitute crossing because it would mean there would be enough whores to choose from, all on the side of the road hustling their shit, for me to choose from instead of the one gutter AIDS bitch who has given up and isn’t scared of getting arrested because the shit is illegal here and that’s what happens when you make it obvious….

You know there have been whores forever. Trading pussy for money is lucrative and only makes sense. It’s like if a motherfucker is smart and he gets paid for being smart. Or if a motherfucker is good at drawing and gets paid for his drawings. It’s one of those we have limited marketable skills and we gotta use whatever we have to get by situations…

I hate that the shit is illegal here. It makes for some lowgrade working girls cuz the second it becomes legit and regulations get put into place, the girls start cleaning up, cuz competition increases when girls who don’t like breaking the rules but do like sucking stranger dick start to enter the work force….

This should be the fight people are fighting. Fuck gay marriages. Legal whores are a real cause.

I guess until that happens, I’ll just have to hang out in Italy where it is legal with a bunch of greasy pervert criminals who cheat on their hairy fat wives openly cuz they don’t divorce all while eating pasta.

Posted in:Legal Whores|Prostitute

2010

Apr

Pam Anderson is a Wasted Wreck of the Day

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Pam Anderson is a mom and this is how she spends her Tuesday nights. Sure, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t spend any real time with her kids, but instead hires a staff that will allow her to keep her kids and not have them taken away by the state cuz their mom’s some drugged up drunk rockstar fucking groupie whore who managed to get work along the way, because celebrities are about the law.

I am not posting these because I find Pam Anderson hot, I am posting it cuz I like girls who are being carried out of bars in skimpy dresses covered in drinks they spilled on themselves cuz they are so fuckin’ high, especially if I am the one doing the carrying….right to the closest back alley.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Wasted

2010

Apr

Jersey Shore Take Their Trash to a New Trashy Beach of the Day

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Jersey Shore are switching things up by sending the trash from Jersey down to Miami, which is conveniently equally as trashy but more expensive, but now that they have all the money they ever need and since MTV is financing their shit, it’s safe to say the move was a natural progression especially all the top level Jersey trash I know who work the boardwalk always migrate to Florida Boardwalks for the winters….

I still can’t understand how these people make a living being followed by a camera and never will understand it…It’s depressing that these pigs make more money than most people because there is something seriously wrong with America…or maybe there’s just something seriously wrong with most people since they watch this shit…

Either way, Snooki was on her way to the gym, lookin like she needs the gym real bad….cuz she’s fat…and ugly…so really a gym won’t save her…but MTV will….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

Apr

Sarah Silverman Kissing a Guy of the Day

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The only thing funny about Sarah Silverman is the fact that she’s managed to land a dude willing to kiss her in public for the paparazzi.

She is disgusting and there is no way she’s not paying this dude to pretend to be her boyfriend, or maybe he’s just doing it because he knows idiots everywhere think she’s God’s gift to Comedy…but either way…there is a tradeoff and this isn’t something he really wants to be doing…

I hate that people love this pig of a woman because they are told she’s funny and don’t actually have a brain of their own to realize that she’s just a really ugly chick trying to get noticed who is just fucking annoying to listen to, because if they admitted that they wouldn’t fit in with their peers, they’d be going against the cool kids and there would be no hope for them to make it in America….

See girls aren’t aren’t supposed to look like men in wigs, it’s okay to find this sick to look at and to find their jokes basic and obvious…. It’s okay to hate her for everything she represents…Sarah Silverman is not a cool thing to be into..you can stop making her money now.

Here are pics that can’t be passed of as a joke, they are too traumatic…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Public Kiss|Sarah Silverman

2010

Apr

Friendly Health Inspector of the Day

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I like this Health Inspector’s style. You go into a donut shop you are inspecting. You see that it is owned by Asian immigrants and the wife seems pretty decent looking. You ask her to show you the back room where the Donuts are made. You put on a serious face and shake your head a lot and make pensive “hmmm” sounds to get them nervous. Then the second you get the bitch in the back you give her a hug, to tell her how nice she is and how much you appreciate her Donut shop, and bitch blows it up into this whole “he did it to get a thrill and took advantage of his authority” and I did it “cuz I was scared he was gonna shut me down and this is my life and my American dream”….well maybe that’s how people do things in Cambodia, but in America, hugging is what friends to to each other, even new found friends…and we don’t videotape the set-up and try to sue the county to live the real American Dream since Donut Shops aren’t as lucrative as they used to be….

Posted in:Heath Inspector|Molesting

2010

Apr

Sophie Monk in a Bikini for Ralph Magazine of the Day

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I don’t understand Sophie Monk, but I really don’t understand how these men’s magaziens stay in business. Seriously, even when I was younger, dumber and they were considered innovative back when they first hit I couldn’t really figure out what the fuck the point of them was….

The whole idea of content targeted to the average dudes was just too fucking homo…the only thing to make the closet cases feel less gay about reading the shit was the pictures of the half naked chicks that were only worthy of jerking off to if you were stuck somewhere without access to actual porn. The whole thing was obvious, bullshit, not interesting and seriously for the average moron male and I’m not a fucking intellectual here, I’m just not a fucking retard…

So when I see shit like Ralph, I get frustrated knowing it’s made a lot of people rich….but when I see that they got Sophie Monk in a bikini, I can ignore that fact, not because it’s worth jerking off to, or even that great, or even exciting knowing that she’s trying as hard as she can to stay in the shadow of the limelight she almost got into but it is better than lookin at my wife in a bikini….

Posted in:Ralph|Sophie Monk

2010

Apr

Adrianne Curry Does Boring Twitter Ass Pics of the Day

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Girls, take a quick lesson from this trash famewhore loser Adrianne Curry. She had 50,000 twitter followers at one point. They were probably people who couldn’t let go of her after she faded into obscurity, kinda like the 40 year old women who cried when Corey Haim died, only far more irrelevant….

But she realized, like she did after she did Playboy that if she whores out any integrity she may have had before she got addicted to the cameras and gets naked, people will notice…and her efforts have landed her a sold 15,000 perverts hoping for late night drunken pussy pics…

The whole thing….is so fucking boring…but she now has 75,000 followers….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Twitter Ass