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2010

09

Apr

Kara Young Showing Off Ex-Model Sloppy Tit of the Day

Kara Young was a top model in the 80s and 90s. She is no longer a top model. She does however have real saggy tits and those could be considered top models for plastic surgeons to use in their “before” catalogs to show off their potential work. You’d think she’d get that shit fixed, she could easily take some of her billionaire Greek shipping husband who she married like all models, to live the good life after their looks expire and they are forced to stop working in the glamourous world, and for some reason I call having a trophey wife, billionaires love to have models…It’s probably an ego thing, just to let us know how good it is to be them, except when they let their aged bitches out without a bra on….cuz there’s little hot in that…unless you have an African tribe fetish, which is possible, because there was a time that’s all we could jerk off thanks to National Geographic cuz porn was impossible to find….

Either way, here’s another expired model for the sake of pointing and laughing because their looks got them everywhere, it’s nice to remind them that they’ve lost it.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kara Young|Tit

2010

09

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Showin’ Off Tits of the Day

I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you…

Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Bilson|Tits

2010

09

Apr

Demi Moore Does Us All a Favor By Preventing an Upskirt of the Day

Demi’s ugly and scary daughter she has to pretend to not be ashamed of needs to take a little more of her mom’s lead. She’s trying to be an actor like her mom, she’s going to have to have extensive surgery to look human like her mom, but she hasn’t figured out how to not show the world her disgusting panties no one wants to see, but her mom’s become pro at not showing the world her pussy, because she knows it’s an old polluted mess and she can’t handle the embarrassment of the world seeing the green shit oozing out of her that she’s mysteriously had dripping out of her since Rumer was born….and maybe it’s time for a mother/daughter meeting to discuss panty etiquette when you have panties people don’t trust are thick enough to contain toxic cunt.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Demi Moore|Upskirt

2010

09

Apr

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Disgusting Panties of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Rumer Willis is so horrible looking that she’s not fucking human. I figure since Demi Moore is the fucking devil, it only makes sense that her kid would look like some kind of demon, and in being a demon, I try to pretend she doesn’t have genitals, and the good news in these pictures is that she’s got whatever fucking mutated pussy she’s got covered the fuck up in panties because based on how her face turned out, I’d hate to see what kind of genitals her bad genes mustered the fuck up…..but I know it’s bad enough for me to want nothing to do with it and that’s a pretty serious bad pussy because I’ve caught myself daydreaming of sticking my dick in some pretty fucking vile shit and I’ve even accidentally got hard when watching an old lady who slipped on ice trying to get up with her cane cuz she was flashing panty, pretty much further making my point that Rumer Willis is a monster and by default so is her fleshy wound she calls her lady parts….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Panties|Rumer Willis

2010

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My birthday is not a national holiday, but it is a holiday to me. I figure that I’ve made it this far along that I might as well take time for myself to relax and celebrate as hard as I can because it’s pretty safe to say that surviving the shit I have done to myself to date, only means one thing and that’s that I am invincible….Sure these could be famous last words, but if I only my Monday updates will tell….

Last night was way more lowkey than you’d expect since it was my actual birthday. Sure, I got drunk, but I didn’t get pregnant…tonight is party number 2 and here are my stepLINKS while I go out and do some damage to myself…and hopefully some unsuspecting pussy. I got magic fingers and I’m not scared to use em….

The 10 Hottest Women from Connecticut
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Snooki Makes It Understandable Why People Hate America
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There’s No Escaping Kate Gosselin
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The 10 Most Disturbing Books Of All Time
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Because You Wish an Actual Real Life Chick Would Touch You
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Anna Kournikova Because She’s Still Hot
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6 Idiots That Went Out and Got an iPad
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Traci Lynn Johnson is Some Slut Some Athlete Left His Wife For and Here Are Her Pics
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Pam Anderson Panty Upskirt
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Requiem for a Dexter Mash Up Video
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Seriously, I Would Totally Bang Tina Fey
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She May Not Be Your Girlfriend, But She’s Happy to Pretend
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5 Bucks Says This Granny On Her Knees Would Have Given the Prince a BJ Had the Cameras Not Been There
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Hottie Pounds Her Fuckholes with a Huge Dildo
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Sophie Monk Sweet Tits On a Bike
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Two Hotties Have a Go At Each Other
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca Witchard
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Porn Star Gina Lynn Gets Gropped By Michael Lohan
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Sophie and Katja Get It On
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Who’d You Rather? Malin Akerman & Kate Mara
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Reon Kadena Is Truly Stunning
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Kiely Williams Wants the Young Women of North America to Get Date Raped Proper – VIDEO
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I Wish Zac Efron Would Come Out of the Closet So I Could Work On Banging Vanessa Hudgens
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And Today is Redneck News
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I Think All That Hair Dye is Seeping Into Kat Von D’s Brain
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Squirter on the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Gomes Modeling for SI Swimsuit
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I’d Pay Good Money to See Paris Go Down on Nicky
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Some Anita Dark
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Good Lately, But She’s Still Pathetic
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Did You Know Mike Rowe Used to Sell Shit on QVC? – VIDEO
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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire…In Japan? – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga Does Her Best Tranny Impression on the Cover of Cosmo
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Retro Games Destroy NYC – VIDEO
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Emma is a Sexy Young Babe
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God Damn Demi Moore is Still Hot
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Stripping in the Cinema – VIDEO
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FOLLOW ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Apr

Charlotte Gainsbourg Sex Scene in Persecution of the Day

Serge Gainsbourg is some French lounge singer that all the hipsters are hooked on and this is his daughter with some bitch named Jane Birkin in some sex scene.

She is pushing 40. She is a singer and an actor with a pretty decent career of her own and now she’s fucking in some movie from 2 years ago that I will probably never see but that I will post on my site……

I figure today has been real boring and sex scenes always make shitty movies better, let’s hope they make shitty websites better

Posted in:Charlotte Gainsbourg|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Drunk Stripper Driver of the DAy

Here’s a story of a drunk stripper who drove a car into the stripclub she works at because she didn’t know how to drive standard but obviously the media is going to blame the shit on her being drunk, even though there’s no real proof that drunk has anything to do with why she drove into the shit. Maybe she hates her job because it has made her into a fucking whore who gets naked for money….maybe she’s just a fucking retard…I just hate how idiots drive drunk and we all have to pay the price because some of the best days of my life were spent driving drunk through playgrounds like shit was a videogame and now I can’t do that shit anymore cuz it’s criminal…takes one asshole to ruin it for all of us….

Posted in:Drunk|Stripper

2010

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Busted Face of the Day

Kim Kardashian reads the blogs. I know she does because all fame whores do. They want to see what people are talking about and what people are saying about them because their lives are devoted to being noticed and seen. It is how they make their living and how they feed their egos. I also know she does because everyone was happy she finally showed her fat ass in a bikini because we were tired of seeing her fat chick tits and her really weird looking manly face that works nights as a urinal for black dudes….and since then, she’s been padding up and heading out and everyone is so amazed at how this booty exists, but I’m convinced there’s straps and harnesses involved, kinda like a corset can make a thick bitch look like she’s got a waist, whatever Kardashian’s got going on makes her ass look like it isn’t even fucking real….

I’m ready for this bitch to fade away, she is dull and annoys me, I just hope she passes on her ass padding to a hotter bitch, kinda like passing off the olympic torch or some shit, cuz despite how much I hate her, I can handle her as long as this ass comes out and makes appearances….but I would prefer it on a new vagina….one less diarrhea in color.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2010

08

Apr

Sherri Shepherd’s Disgusting Fat Chick Tits of the Day

I look at Sherri Shepherd’s tits almost daily when I watch The View on Mute at my local McDonald’s who have TVs for some reason I don’t really get, but like because I don’t have a TV….

I don’t look at them because I find them hot, but I look at them because I find her so fucking disgusting. She talks about being celibate by choice, and I know black dudes are usually willing to fuck anything with a pussy that can pay the rent, but I just can’t imagine her having much choice in the matter.

I try to visualize her lying in bed, touching herself, sliding her hand from her big mom tits, down to her unkempt pussy she’s got waxed for the first time since doing The View and it makes me sick to my stomach…

I like to think watching her daily, takes away my sex drive and saves young college girls in the neighborhood from getting molested by me and my “tutoring” scam.

Sherri has blocked me on Twitter, so I guess I’ll never get to watch her fuck herself….but here are her disgusting pictures to give you a small break from being a horny animal…..it is almost therapeutic and meditating….Enjoy….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat|Sherri Shepherd|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Bird Goes After Balls on TV of the Day

This bird is such a homo and loves balls in his mouth or maybe he’s been trained in some basic slapstick comedy where all it takes for a few cheap laughs is to nip a motherfucker in the balls on TV, like this shit was America’s Funniest Videos and Bob Saget was still getting work or some shit…I don’t know about you, but I always get a kick out of seeing someone kicked in the balls, that’s why I always try to trick my retard friend to run up to random strangers on the street and throw a punch for laughs, because no one ever gets mad at a retard, even when they hit you in the fucking balls…

Posted in:Pellican|Testicle Hit