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2010

Apr

Prostitute Crossing in Italy of the Day

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I love prostitution and wish my neighborhood had a designated prostitute crossing because it would mean there would be enough whores to choose from, all on the side of the road hustling their shit, for me to choose from instead of the one gutter AIDS bitch who has given up and isn’t scared of getting arrested because the shit is illegal here and that’s what happens when you make it obvious….

You know there have been whores forever. Trading pussy for money is lucrative and only makes sense. It’s like if a motherfucker is smart and he gets paid for being smart. Or if a motherfucker is good at drawing and gets paid for his drawings. It’s one of those we have limited marketable skills and we gotta use whatever we have to get by situations…

I hate that the shit is illegal here. It makes for some lowgrade working girls cuz the second it becomes legit and regulations get put into place, the girls start cleaning up, cuz competition increases when girls who don’t like breaking the rules but do like sucking stranger dick start to enter the work force….

This should be the fight people are fighting. Fuck gay marriages. Legal whores are a real cause.

I guess until that happens, I’ll just have to hang out in Italy where it is legal with a bunch of greasy pervert criminals who cheat on their hairy fat wives openly cuz they don’t divorce all while eating pasta.

Posted in:Legal Whores|Prostitute

2010

Apr

Pam Anderson is a Wasted Wreck of the Day

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Pam Anderson is a mom and this is how she spends her Tuesday nights. Sure, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t spend any real time with her kids, but instead hires a staff that will allow her to keep her kids and not have them taken away by the state cuz their mom’s some drugged up drunk rockstar fucking groupie whore who managed to get work along the way, because celebrities are about the law.

I am not posting these because I find Pam Anderson hot, I am posting it cuz I like girls who are being carried out of bars in skimpy dresses covered in drinks they spilled on themselves cuz they are so fuckin’ high, especially if I am the one doing the carrying….right to the closest back alley.

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Wasted

2010

Apr

Jersey Shore Take Their Trash to a New Trashy Beach of the Day

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Jersey Shore are switching things up by sending the trash from Jersey down to Miami, which is conveniently equally as trashy but more expensive, but now that they have all the money they ever need and since MTV is financing their shit, it’s safe to say the move was a natural progression especially all the top level Jersey trash I know who work the boardwalk always migrate to Florida Boardwalks for the winters….

I still can’t understand how these people make a living being followed by a camera and never will understand it…It’s depressing that these pigs make more money than most people because there is something seriously wrong with America…or maybe there’s just something seriously wrong with most people since they watch this shit…

Either way, Snooki was on her way to the gym, lookin like she needs the gym real bad….cuz she’s fat…and ugly…so really a gym won’t save her…but MTV will….

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Posted in:Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

Apr

Sarah Silverman Kissing a Guy of the Day

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The only thing funny about Sarah Silverman is the fact that she’s managed to land a dude willing to kiss her in public for the paparazzi.

She is disgusting and there is no way she’s not paying this dude to pretend to be her boyfriend, or maybe he’s just doing it because he knows idiots everywhere think she’s God’s gift to Comedy…but either way…there is a tradeoff and this isn’t something he really wants to be doing…

I hate that people love this pig of a woman because they are told she’s funny and don’t actually have a brain of their own to realize that she’s just a really ugly chick trying to get noticed who is just fucking annoying to listen to, because if they admitted that they wouldn’t fit in with their peers, they’d be going against the cool kids and there would be no hope for them to make it in America….

See girls aren’t aren’t supposed to look like men in wigs, it’s okay to find this sick to look at and to find their jokes basic and obvious…. It’s okay to hate her for everything she represents…Sarah Silverman is not a cool thing to be into..you can stop making her money now.

Here are pics that can’t be passed of as a joke, they are too traumatic…

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Posted in:Public Kiss|Sarah Silverman

2010

Apr

Friendly Health Inspector of the Day

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I like this Health Inspector’s style. You go into a donut shop you are inspecting. You see that it is owned by Asian immigrants and the wife seems pretty decent looking. You ask her to show you the back room where the Donuts are made. You put on a serious face and shake your head a lot and make pensive “hmmm” sounds to get them nervous. Then the second you get the bitch in the back you give her a hug, to tell her how nice she is and how much you appreciate her Donut shop, and bitch blows it up into this whole “he did it to get a thrill and took advantage of his authority” and I did it “cuz I was scared he was gonna shut me down and this is my life and my American dream”….well maybe that’s how people do things in Cambodia, but in America, hugging is what friends to to each other, even new found friends…and we don’t videotape the set-up and try to sue the county to live the real American Dream since Donut Shops aren’t as lucrative as they used to be….

Posted in:Heath Inspector|Molesting

2010

Apr

Sophie Monk in a Bikini for Ralph Magazine of the Day

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I don’t understand Sophie Monk, but I really don’t understand how these men’s magaziens stay in business. Seriously, even when I was younger, dumber and they were considered innovative back when they first hit I couldn’t really figure out what the fuck the point of them was….

The whole idea of content targeted to the average dudes was just too fucking homo…the only thing to make the closet cases feel less gay about reading the shit was the pictures of the half naked chicks that were only worthy of jerking off to if you were stuck somewhere without access to actual porn. The whole thing was obvious, bullshit, not interesting and seriously for the average moron male and I’m not a fucking intellectual here, I’m just not a fucking retard…

So when I see shit like Ralph, I get frustrated knowing it’s made a lot of people rich….but when I see that they got Sophie Monk in a bikini, I can ignore that fact, not because it’s worth jerking off to, or even that great, or even exciting knowing that she’s trying as hard as she can to stay in the shadow of the limelight she almost got into but it is better than lookin at my wife in a bikini….

Posted in:Ralph|Sophie Monk

2010

Apr

Adrianne Curry Does Boring Twitter Ass Pics of the Day

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Girls, take a quick lesson from this trash famewhore loser Adrianne Curry. She had 50,000 twitter followers at one point. They were probably people who couldn’t let go of her after she faded into obscurity, kinda like the 40 year old women who cried when Corey Haim died, only far more irrelevant….

But she realized, like she did after she did Playboy that if she whores out any integrity she may have had before she got addicted to the cameras and gets naked, people will notice…and her efforts have landed her a sold 15,000 perverts hoping for late night drunken pussy pics…

The whole thing….is so fucking boring…but she now has 75,000 followers….

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Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Twitter Ass

2010

Apr

Erin Andrews Weird Cleavage of the Day

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The thing I like about Erin Andrews and that I liked telling her over twitter before she blocked me, is that I’ve watched her get dressed all thanks to a peeping tom who go arrested for invasion of privacy, but only after we got to watch her get dressed. It’s like he’s a modern day Jesus who sacrificed himself for all of us, but the reality is that it really wasn’t all that great….

I get that dudes who watch sports probably liked a tall blonde with weird tits telling them their sports news instead of a bald fat man, it seems like a natural fit for a half hot girl to get male attention and launch a career, but as a dude who doesn’t watch sports but who does watch amateur porn, real porn, real hot girl facebook profiles, she’s really not all that great…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Erin Andrews

2010

Apr

Malin Ackerman’s Awkward Body of the Day

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I know some of you losers have shoved her “Watchmen” action figure in your ass as you jerk off on Chatroulette everytime you take a break from playing your role playing games on Saturday night cuz you have no friends….I know some of you think this girl is the next big thing cuz she makes Comicon so fuckin’ steamy, but I think her body sucks, the only thing good about her is that she’s not fat, which I guess is a lot more than I can say for myself and here she is in some weird see through…

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Posted in:Awkward Body|Malin Ackerman

2010

Apr

Rachel Bilson Pumps Gas of the Day

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I have a feeling that part of Rachel Bilson wants to turn that gas pump on herself, shove in it her pussy and light the shit on fire as a punishment for commiting herself to that loser from Star Wars who has kidnapped and brainwashed her, forcing her to have no fun and in turn the scars would force him to have no fun, cuz a wife with a burnt up pussy is a wife who doesn’t like getting fucked….

I have a feeling she’s breaking free from his wrath and is slowly giving into her slut instinct by trying to wear hoisery….she just needs to loose the stupid shorts…

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Shorts