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Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2010

Mar

Rihanna’s Showing Off Her Body of the Day

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I am convinced that the end is near for Rihanna. I have no real proof for this but there was a time I was a fan of hers, I was in her corner and actually thought she was kinda hot, but that was before I realized she was a cry baby psycho girlfriend who sells out her man for strangling her, even though I’m pretty sure she strangled herself and just told the cops that he did it, pretty much ruining his career, while keeping her in the media….then I started seeing her for what she actually was, a cunt….who couldn’t sing and was all a product of marketing who needed to be sent back to her shanty to mull over what she had fucking done….

But I guess as long as she wears these kinds of outfits people will keep talking about her, because we’re all perverts and we like girls who show off their body parts…so the end may not be here…but let’s hope she’s starting to feel it cuz that will just make her try harder….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

Mar

Jessica Alba Shopping for Underwear of the Day

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Jessica Alba was out shopping for underwear and no one cared because no one cares about Jessica Alba anymore and she only has herself to blame, see she was a the top of her game, the girl everyone wanted to fuck who couldn’t act, who was easy to replace cuz there are many hot girls in the world, but had so much momentum behind her that no one could really catch up, until she let her personal life get in the fucking way, and single handedly made herself obsolete by getting knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was about to leave her before she polluted her womb…Career Sucide, like real suicide is nothing to respect and I guess that’s why no one bothers with her except me, but that’s only because we have that Mexican connection despite her pretending she’s not Mexican….I guess she thinks we’re dirty….cuz she’s a snobby delusional cunt like that….at least the public are giving her what she fucking deserves….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Shopping|Underwear

2010

Mar

Some Behind the Scenes Audrina Pictures Cuz She Looks Good of the Day

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Last week I stepped back from hating everythign “The Hills” and tried to forget that the shit has polluted our life, where everywhere we looked, we’d see these fake celebrities and I allowed myself to appreciate Audrina for the hot body she is, because with a little Photoshop, she can become a pretty incredible thing. It was a mistake to have her on TV, or on video, or opening her retard mouth for people to hear, and the focus of her career should have never diverted from the original purpose of those fake tits…

So here are some behind the scenes pictures and again, she looks fucking great…and it really pains me to write that but I can’t change the fucking truth…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini|Rollerskates

2010

Mar

Katie Price Doesn’t Look Real of the Day

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I do not really understand what’s going on with Katie Price or these pictures of her, but I do know that whatever it is, it is scary, she looks like something you’d find in the girl’s bathroom you’re using at a gay bar you accidentally walked into because you hoped gays were horny enough to buy you drinks when you had no money or homo tendencies, but you weren’t ambitious enough to use the men’s bathroom because it is a good place to get HIV cuz everyone in there is fucking each other, while the trannies who think they are ladies no matter how much make-up or how big her fake tits are still have dick that they luckily keep tightly wrapped are less scary to be around….

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Posted in:Katie Price|Plastic|Tranny

2010

Mar

Brittny Gastineau Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Brittny Gastineau is not very nice to me, despite me constantly sending her encouraging words about her emotional eating, and the fat ass it’s created being a positive thing, because the world’s got a lot of skinny girls and there are always black dudes willing to have sex with non-black girls of any size, proven by her best friends “The Fat Kardashian Sisters”….It’s like she doesn’t appreciate someone sending her links to cake recipes, or someone trying to get her mailing address to post on the site to have you guys mail her baked goods, and fried foods, and really anything that feeds her fat ass, instead she just ignores me…but I gotta give her some credit today, she’s taken her disgusting fatness and turned it into an okay thing by showing off the fat tits that have taken 10000s of calories to make…and when a fat chick can pull off good cleavage, it is pretty much the ultimate distraction….so everyone applaud this greedy, spoiled pig’s efforts.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|cleavage|Tits

2010

Mar

Kate Gosselin’s Mom Tits of the Day

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So has anyone heard anything about Kate Gosselin getting fake tits or is it just a lift or is it a good bra that scooped up her saggy empty milk sack tits she had nursing her litter, cuz she looks like she’s has more tit….not that that’s a good thing, considering she’s disgusting….

It just seems like something a woman would do after the father of her 8 kids walked out on her for some younger girl who I think he ended up beating up or some shit…before every turned on him and told the world he had a small dick, something shocking to everyone considering dude was Asian…not that his dick matters, or the fact that he hurt her so bad that she’s become a typical bitter ex-wife cunt…and the real question is where are her kids going to be when she’s doing “Dancing with the Stars”…seems like irresponsible parenting to me, not that pitching a show to the Life network cuz you have a super scary lesbian uterus that makes too many babies was really an example of good parenting, she’s just exploitative and here she is exploiting her mom tits….not that this is hot, she’s a fucking man who has turned into a hag of a woman and I always hated her and her bossy, annoying ugly ways. If I was her husband, I would have left her obnoxious fat mom ass too, and now that she’s single she’s got a little too much baggage, despite my appreciation of step-parenting, she’s clearly only good for her money and fading celebrity…and I guess it’s fun watching her life she probably once thought was incredible crumble before her eyes…

And another set of this man in a dress…

And one last outfit – because there is such thing as too much Kate Gosselin….and you’ll realize that in the next few months as this show gets going….

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Posted in:Kate Gosselin|Mom Tits

2010

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in Paris are Romantic of the Day

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Lohan is hanging with a gang of rejects in Paris, where she’s hitting up as many of the fashion shows as she can during Paris Fashion Week, hoping to really solidify her place in the fashion world, only apparently she got rejected access from some John Galliano show, because I guess the people at John Galliano don’t give a fuck about Lohan, but as long as she rocks these titty dresses, I do….unfortunately, Lohan’s not showing up at my door trying to get in, but if she keeps getting rejected at legit events, one day she may…you know when she’s desperate and made aware that I want to get her pregnant with my irrelevant dick.

Here are extra pics of Lohan in some tight outfit that I don’t want to bother doing a dedicated post on because I am lazy, they aren’t that interested, and I’d rather be napping in preperation of my night drinking….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paris|Reject|Tits

2010

Mar

The Bullshit Bachelor Wedding of the Day

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I don’t watch TV but I do know that I don’t trust anything that happens on it, especially when the producers tell me its a reality show, because I know nothing in entertainment is reality, it’s all writen and contrived with contracts and all that bullshit so that the outcome is known before they fucking start shooting. The whole thing is just a lie to feed retarded Americans who will watch anything to distract them from their miserable lives after working their miserable jobs.

So when I see contestants from a reality show get married in front of America, because it’s only fitting since they fell in love in front of America and it would be wrong to not get married in front of the people who have been rooting for them the enitre 10 week run, I actually see dollar signs from advertisers eating this shit up, I see bullshit from contracts each contestant had to sign and see fake fuckin’ everything that is all for the sake of getting a little attention, hopefully using as a stepping stone to bigger careers cuz I guess having cameras follow you around gets addictive….

So the last week I’ve been getting press releases about Bachelor scandals surrounding his final choice from the gang of whores with no shame who had no problem competing for his love cuz he he had to choose on of them, like any normal real life situation at the stripclub, I knew it was just bullshit to get viewers to this televised wedding which being televised should have tipped you fuckers off that it was bullshit to…

What it comes down to is that nothing is sacred, even if getting married is a horrible fucking thing regardless of being sacred…and that everything is marketable and capable of making money no matter how boring, useless or bullshit it is when you live in a country of morons who get emotionally attached to people on their screen, while being totally void of emotion to the people in their lives….pretty fucked up society we’re in….

But I do like jerking off to girls in wedding dresses, cuz they are at their most challenging day to convince them to cheat, cuz they are focused on their man, making it almost impossible fetish to live out….and challenges exicte me, but laziness prevents me from doing anyting about it…

On a sidenote, I wonder if the Bride got to choose the Boom Mic at her wedding, or if she got to choose which paparazzi agency was allowed in to take pics or if it was the wedding planner who snuck that one in…idiots….and I guess the real idiot in all this is me for writing this rant on something so insignificant and unsexy…but I like to think I did it for the single ladies, like Beyonce, since besides married women whose marriages weren’t what they expected but instead turned to a boring hell, they must be the only ones watching this shit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bachelor|Bullshit

2010

Mar

Kylie Minogue is a Survivor of the Day

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The good thing about Kylie Minogue is not that she survived breast cancer, it is that she didn’t get Vagina cancer, because a woman is still a woman if she has her sex organs intact, whether she’s had to have her breasts removed or not. See a lot of these breast cancer survivors get depressed, at least according the support group I tried to join because I figured it’s be a good place to meet a future wife. The act like they lost their femininity, their womanhood, but really, as long as they’ve got a functioning pussy, they’re all the woman I need and I’m sure even if she did have Vagina cancer, we’d figure out a way to make it work so that it doesn’t feel too gay, because Kylie is lookin good in her post-cancer old age….cuz she’s a fucking survivor….a survivor with a vagina…and I love vagina….

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Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Survivor

2010

Mar

Rick Ross’ Baby Mama’s Sex Tape of the Day

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No, this isn’t a clip on mating from Animal Planet, you racist…this is just a couple black folk having some good old censored sex…but what makes it more interesting than all the pregnant black chicks at your local Wal Mart carting around 3 previous babies they have with different fathers, is that this bitch is rumored to be Rick Ross, the fat rapper who was a prison guard’s baby momma…not that you’d expect any decent respectable woman to get kncoked up by him…but I guess people still find it interesting to see the kind of trash he accidentally came inside when fucking after one of his shows in action…it’s like now you can visualize just how that fuck got down and how he got it in her despit being 350 pounds and you can see her style and moves and the only unfortunate thing in all this is not the scars it will leave in your memory, but the fact that this is someone’s fucking mother and that her and Rick Ross have brought a life into the world, possibly out of love to build that happy family together, but maybe it’s just a business move on her part, cuz the whore will get a monthly paycheck far better than the one the government already gives her….Don’t get me wrong, I love black girls, I just don’t like trash and whether this girl was Mexican, white or asain, I’d have the same fucking feelings towards her whore ass…but I know how you people are and I know you’re going to go on the attack but I hope you keep in mind that I generally hate everyone…race, nationality, gender or sexuality is really a secondary thought……

Posted in:Baby Mama|Rick Ross