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2010

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I made 50 dollars today. It was a fucking joke. I went to every coffee shop in the area, threw a dime into the tip jar and took out a dollar, not one person caught on and it’s not really stealing considering they get paid by the hour anyway, it’s like free fucking money. Seriously, I have tried to steal in the past and I have always got busted, whether it was the Playboy VHS when I was 19 that landed me in the Security office of the local mall, or the pair of boxers I tried to steal cuz I shat myself that landed me in the fucking police station, thinking, wow, cops really have nothing better to do with their time, but all that taught me that I may not be very slick, but I guess I was today and now I’m going to get fucking drunker than usual, cuz my wife only gives me 20 dollars a day to live off of…On a side note, Lohan is writing a tell all book and I am trying to be the ghostwriter. Sure, I don’t really know how to write, but figure writing a chapter describing each sexual partner she’s had is really my life purpose…so if you know Lohan let her know I’m ready…okay…drinking time….

Paper Camera, Paper Chase
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a is Disgusting, Spouts Off About Some Thing Or Another
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Sex in the Middle of the Road in Germany? Why Not
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12 Superheroes That Are Actually Assholes
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Hottest Girls
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Because a Strong Grip Can Be the Best Friend You’ve Ever Had
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Mary Carey and Her Giant Tits
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Shauna Sand Looking Whorish, Probably On Her Way to the PTA Meeting to Bone Her Kids Teachers
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How To: Make People Angry – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gaga’s Latest See Thru Costume
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Katherine Heigl Was Never Really Hot, But Man Bitch is Looking Beat
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Call Her Dr. Claw
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Gettin Dirty in the Bathroom – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Model Catrin Claesen Showing Off Some Swimwear
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Veronica and Sara Are Worth Taking a Look At
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Beyonce is Lookin Hot in the Ads for Her Clothing Line House of Derrier (That means ASS, you uncultured fuck)
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Alicia Duvall is Trashy, Maybe Even a Bit Trashier Than I Usually Enjoy
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Admittedly, I’m a Sucker for a Feel Good Story Involving Puppies. Go Fuck Yourself – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lucky, Lucky Lesbians
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits Are Just Fucking Insane
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Perfect 10? Maybe – Gallery
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Dancing With the Sluts
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Atheist College Group Exchanges Porn For Bibles
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Lindsay Lohan Probably Couldn’t Write Her Name, Let Alone a Book
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Pamela is Self Fisting
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Gotta Love a Man in a chicken Suit – VIDEO
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Nicolette Sheridan is Starting to Look Like the Geriatric She Is
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Almost Reese Witherspoon Vagina
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Some Joanna Krupa, Just Because
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off With Your Car – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Natalie Blair is Nude
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Jenny McClean is Nude in the Woods
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Follow Me to the Path of Enlightenment
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Bonus – Insane Shipping Container Turned into a Helicopter
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Also…………

I Got Paid To Write an Article For the First Time in My Life


READ IT

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

04

Mar

I love the Recession of the Day

I love the recession, not only does it make a lot of people as broke as me, who were never as broke as me before, struggling cuz they aren’t used to it, like digging for cans in the public garbage but more importantly turning everyday women into sex working whores. I was reading something about some New York executive who got laid off from one of the banks and became a stripper and it’s happening all across America and it’s turning our generation into a whole new “Sexual” revolution, but instead of free love, shit costs money cuz every pussy seems to be a whore. I think the desperation was just what we needed to let people’s true colors shine…..

Posted in:Prostitution|Recession|Sex Trade

2010

04

Mar

Some Boring Pictures of Miranda Kerr of the Day

When I see a Victoria’ Secret model, I like her to be half naked. As far as I’m concerned she doesn’t wear anything but lingerie and bikinis even if she does and when I do see boring shit like this being pulled by one of them, I get angry because this is just not what they are meant to be doing…it’s against the whole “Selling Their Soul to the Devil and by Devil I mean Victoria’s Secret because many other girls could be in their place, cuz let’s face it you’re not that great” policy…but I have a feeling some of you can still get off to this bullshit….and that’s why I am posting it…you know cuz I’m homo like that and get off to helping “straight” guys cum….and you’re the “straight guy” turning another guy on by doing what you’re doing to yourself…making you pretty fucking gay too….not that I’m actually gay, but for a second I felt like I could be, because why else would i bother posting celebrity smut and shit for dudes to jerk off to all day….it just doesn’t make sense…it’s like I’m bribing you for some sick purpose…that’s the only possible explanation…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boring|Miranda Kerr

2010

04

Mar

Samantha Fox is Still Alive of the Day

In the 80s, Samantha Fox was a big deal. If you were one of the few guys who didn’t find her the hottest pussy around, you’d get beat up for being a faggot, even though by today’s standards she is just a trashy piece of shit with fat tits, because as a species we have come to terms with the fact that big tits aren’t enough to make a bitch relevant…

Either way, Here’s some of her old pics….

And Here’s her video called Naughty Girls from the 1980s

And Here she is today, with substantially smaller tits, even though her tits were all people cared about, I guess it’s just proof that aging sucks…..especially for her…because we’ve all moved onto new pussy while leaving her with just memories of what was….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Alive|Samantha Fox|Tits

2010

04

Mar

The End of the Internet is Near of the Day

You know years ago, I posted pictures of this girl I knew fucking a banana in front of her autistic brother on a porn site then I sent the link to all her friends and family because I thought it was funny to humiliate her while teaching her a lesson about nude pictures…I didn’t get arrested for it, we all collectively laughed at the shit, like a virtual micro-community before virtual communities meant you were a virgin who couldn’t get pussy.

I saw the beauty of the internet early on because it had no rules, you could do and say what you wanted with no consequence, you could find anything you needed to find, before all the mainstream idiots jumped on the shit with myspace and advertisers and corporations figured out it was a great place to make money….

Now kids get arrested for the shit….it’s really sad to watch such a good thing crumble before our very eyes by getting controlled and managed by the authorities with rules and regulations and laws that can fuck you up if you cross their bullshit line….I’m like a cowboy not ready to accept the laws they are putting in our prospecting town, or like a man who spent his life in jail, only to be released and kills himself for being unable to adapt…I saw Shawshank Redemption, I know how it is….

Posted in:Internet Destruction

2010

04

Mar

Nikki Sixx Overcompensates with his Hooker of the Day

Nikki Sixx looks like an old little jewish woman who has had too much plastic surgery after spending the day getting her hair and make-up done at the salon for her grandson’s bar mitzvah , so there’s no surprise that he’s trying to over-compensate for his 5 foot 5 stature and very likely homosexuality by hiring some stripper trash to walk around with her trash fake tits and flat ass body in a see through outfit cuz stripper trash has no fucking shame especially when getting paid, and the whole thing is a serious fucking joke…I seriously haven’t seen someone with millions of dollars try this hard in a long fucking time…I mean dude can just give up the act and rot away in a mansion somewhere…but instead he makes public appearances with this shit and I guess I can’t really complain cuz I shouldn’t really care and I don’t…but I just can’t help but find the whole thing seriously fucking pathetic.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Tits|Hooker|Nikki Sixx|See Thru|Trash

2010

04

Mar

Cheryl Cole in Some Leather Lookin’ Pants of the Day

Everyone seems to care about this Cheryl Cole bitch and I’m not really sure why. I am also not really going to bother to look it up. I just know she’s some UK popstar trash with prison tattoos who hasn’t quite made it in America, she’s married to a black soccer player who also hasn’t made it in America and I guess whatever scandal is going on will be milked to get as much media attention as she can going into her move to North America…see there is a big world out there but the entertainment industry in the USA is the top of the pile of shit, it pays the most, the fans are idiots who buy into the bullshit because they have nothing better going on and I’m just happy that she’s wearing these leather lookin’ pants like the whore that she is, not because it’s that hot or exciting but because I have nothing better goin’ on…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Leather|Pants

2010

04

Mar

Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes Lesbian Kiss of the Day

This is disturbing, not because I think girl on girl action on primetime TV designed for teenage girls is a bad thing, but because I don’t think Rumer Willis is a fucking monster and when anyone kisses her, even if that person is paid and Rumer is only cast because of who her parents are, but I do think if she has any hope for companionship, she should take the lesbian route because lesbians seem to care less about what people are wearing and less about what people look like and everything I’ve ever seen in regards to lesbians has proven thatgirls aren’t as superficial as men making lesbianism a place for all the fucking rejects to find love. Seriously, if I had a real pussy, I’d get all the low quality lesbian pussy. See I just took this negative screenshot and turned it into a positive message of hope for the reject girls reading this. I’m like a prophet. I should start my own church.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|Kiss|Lesbian|Rumer Willis

2010

04

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Has a Purse Holder of the Day

The Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger has a hired assistant who looks like a man who she carts around with her to make herself feel better about herself, you know a paid person you can treat like shit and make feel like they are a fucking worthless nobody who depend on you to live the goodlife or to have access to the goodlife, so that it is in her best interest to eat your shit, or else you’ll send them back where they belong, and little stunts like making the manly lookin’ assistant carry her purse out of events is just a little trick in dominance to let her assistant and the world know her place, because Scherzinger is not on the top of the charts anymore, and she knows that she can still buy that superstar feeling of everyone sucking her dick, now that she’s got the taste for it and this is just the proof….cuz we all know Scherzinger’s not too busy or too tired to carry her own purse….pretty obnoxious.

Here are some pics of her doing some Dancing with the Stars training, which is pretty much proof that she’s a latch on nobody who doesn’t have the right to be such a high maintenance cunt….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cunt|Dancing With the Stars|High Maintenance|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

04

Mar

Mel B and Her Crazy Cleavage of the Day

Mel B is talented if you consider having a face so busted that it ruins good cleavage talent. Seriously, when she first hit the scene I didn’t really get why they called her Scary Spice, I thought it was some bullshit used to describe her excited and “crazy” attitude, but really it was a self-fulfilling prophecy about her face. It predicted that she’d end up a fucking monster and cleavage, hot body or half her head shaved can’t save that, not that you think it would, it’s really just more fuel for the fucking fire…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Mel B|Scary Spice