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2010

12

Apr

Maria Menounos with a Blck Dude in Twitter Bikini Pictrures of the Day

The nice thing about greek girls is that they are built to take huge cock in their ass. It’s got something to do with evolution or some shit, since all their ancestors used to fuck each other up the ass, to the point where they now have natural lubricants in their asses that make getting fucked up the ass more than just tolerable it makes fucking them up the ass the same as fucking them up the pussy only with a little more shit smell….but being able to take most cock with ease can be a curse for a bitch, it makes her need the biggest cock she can find, because sometimes the pain is what you’re lookin’ for when you beg for anal…and if it always feels good to a bitch…she’s gotta step up what she’s inserting and I can only assume that’s what Maria Menounos is pulling here with this Jamal…but what the fuck do I know…

Posted in:Bikini|Maria Menounos|Twitter

2010

12

Apr

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day



I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring….

The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did…

She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t died of my birthday drinking because I gave up on the whole birthday party thing two days ago, it made more sense in theory than in practice because the older I get the more and more lazy I get, don’t get me wrong I’ve been drinking every night hard, but I haven’t left the house….If I make it another year, I probably won’t be capable of wiping my ass after I shit which may not be good for the people I’ll be sitting next to on the bus, but it will be good for me, because disrupting the peace and ruining someone’s day or their lunch by smelling disgusting is really pretty satisfying for me….

Here are my stepLINKS

Some Crazy Booty
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack Hopes You Have a Lovely Friday Night
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Eating Pussy, But Were Afaid to Ask – VIDEO
(Don’t Blame Me If This Makes You Gay)
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The 15 Best Pictures Of Sofia Vergara
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Porn Queen Jenna Jameson’s Hottest Safe Pics
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Slut Eating a Banana Prank – VIDEO
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Enjoy a 3D Burritoh – VIDEO
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The Top Ten Athletes You Should Probably Keep Your Daughter Away From, Unless She Enjoys STDs
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Jenna Jameson No Panty Throwback
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Like a Surburban Non I’d Like to Do Really Dirty Things She’d Never Imagined To
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Because No Matter How Good You Are At Lying To Yourself, Your Real Doll Doesn’t Really Get You Laid
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Grenade Throw Fail – VIDEO
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I’d To Find Out What Exactly North Yorkshire, England Has Against Giant Dicks Made of Stone
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Pheobe in the Mirror
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Amateur Uses Phone As a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Meet Reed Congdon
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Nothingt Goes Right, It’s Just a Crappy Day – VIDEO
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Self Shot Hotties
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Wine is turning to Vinegar For Demi Moore and By Wine, I Mean Her Fucking Face
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Nicki Minaj is Like a Black Lady Gaga, But Without a Dick
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JWoww and Her Tits Are on the Treadmill
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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God Damn Miranda Kerr is Hot
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Racially Mixed Chicks Are Always the Hottest
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Rhianna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Don’t Fuck with Garcelle Bauvais
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Arianny Celeste Had a Nipple Slip
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aneta Plays With HEr Wet Pussy
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More of Jessica Gomes is Sports Illustrated – VIDEO
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Cause
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Alice is a Playful Red Head
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Has Some Cleavage
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How NOT To Sell Plastic Surgery on TV – VIDEO
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Bai Ling Gets Her Crazy On With Some Homeless Dude
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Chick Fiiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Weekley and Emma D topless
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Evi is Slippery
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Here’s some motherfuckin’ Porn for you

Sasha Grey and Daisy Strong make a perfect lesbian couple
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Mackenzee Pierce and Tiffany Star are a couple of horny rich girls
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Alyssa Reece and Leah sneak into garage to make out and play
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Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx get nasty and rough on the red carpet
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You’ll enjoy these two perfect lesbian sluts Eden and Tristan Kingsley
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Cute little pixie Katie Michaels is nothing but a cute little slut
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Follow Me, I’m Useless Without You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Here are some pictures I didn’t post of Gisele posing and promoting some bullshit….cuz models entertain me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Apr

Radha Mitchell Full Frontal in Feast of Love of the Day

Here’s some white bitch with a Hindu name because her parents were some kind of weird Australian hippies who related to the Hindu way of life or some other bullshit I know I’d find annoying if I was at their dinner party listening to them preach their garbage…..not that I’d ever be invited to their dinner party but you get what I am saying….and if you don’t it doesn’t really matter but it does involve boring white people attaching themselves to other people’s cultures….when they could just do what their daughter is doing and that’s attaching their hairy pussies to some dude in some low level movie sex scene from two years ago on their quest to find fame but that didn’t work out so well cuz no one ever saw the shit or has any idea who this bitch is, but she’s good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, cuz I have fucked some pretty questionable things over the years…..some human…some not…but all good enough for me….

Posted in:Full Frontal|Radha Mitchell

2010

09

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Pussy

2010

09

Apr

Heidi Montag’s Tits in The Hills Promo Shot of the Day

I still don’t really understand why Heidi Montag would jack her tits up like this. I thought that whole stupid fake tits, fake hair, Pamela Anderson vibe was dead…. and girls realized that to be the hottest thing in Hollywood you had to be a little more creative than all the white trash blonde every stripclub has at least 3 of…..but I guess that would be giving her too much credit….because this is Heidi Montag and she is fucking useless and now that the Hills are over, so is she….but probably doesn’t want to be so it may be an interesting nose dive into desperation to get noticed that will probably involve her getting fucked by black dudes that she’ll claim she did for Jesus or some other lie she’s been spewing because she is the fucking devil…only time will tell…

Posted in:Fake Tits|Heidi Montag

2010

09

Apr

Izabel Goulart is Topless of the Day

I like these Victoria’s Secret models because they are one step away from being pornstars because they don’t get fucked but they do get naked…It’s like they get paid real big money to get half naked and once they get comfortable being half naked and develop a bit of an ego, they figure that as long as the gig is “classy” they might as well get fully naked and show the world what they’ve been hiding behind a skimpy bikini the last few months….It’s this whole art and fashion versus porn and eroticism that makes these girls feel like they aren’t smut trash trying to pay for baby formula like a common stripper but are instead making some kind of statement, but to the end user, which is you and me, we still get to see tit, whether it’s classy or for fashion or art or just because the bitch is an exhibitionist whore….so justify it however you want, I just know I like the whole no clothes pictures and hope quality bitches like this keep it up.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|Topless

2010

09

Apr

Shauna Sand’s Keeping it Wholesome of the Day

I don’t know where Shauna Sand finds her young European sex slaves, but I can only assume she imports them from some modeling agency that doubles as an escort agency, because there’s no way this dude is doing it cuz he finds her beautiful or someone he’d want to be getting up inside….and like the last boytoy looks like he’d be happier getting inside men and the only thing they can appreicate about fucking this bitch, despite the money they’re making doing it, is the fact that her pussy hangs like a set of balls, and if they fuck her from behind they can just pretend they are up in man ass….and really it’s probably better to work for her than to work in a park or street corner in the gay part of town trying to make some money to make it in America…..

I do know that all of mommy’s boyfriends are going to seriously fuck up her daughters, but I’m pretty sure the fact their mother is a whore who walks around half naked in stripper shoes and stars in sex tapes was doing a good enough job of that before she started rotating Euro-Cock. I hope I live long enough to witness the emotional mess she’s created grow up.

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Posted in:Shuana Sand|Tits

2010

09

Apr

Tattoo Artist Underage Sex Scheme of the Day

This tattoo artist had the right idea….He knew teenage girls liked tattoos but that getting tattoos is illegal without parental consent and most parents are too stuffy and uptight to let their daughter’s get the White Power tattoos they saw on TMZ that lured Jesse James in and made some whore famous…..So he decided to make a fucking deal…..and that deal was if they give him sex, he’ll give them a tattoo and everyone is happy….until you get caught….The whole thing would have been pretty genius if the motherfucker wasn’t a tattoo artist and was instead trading things that you can’t trace back to a motherfucker cuz you know a girl who will have sex for something, usually means she wants it bad and usually plans on showing it off, and eventually their parents will see it and their friends will ask where they got it and the truth will come out, but I guess it was worth it for the motherfucker, because now he’ll have the memories of banging little whores while he’s getting banged in prison….

Posted in:Tattoo Artist|Underage Sex

2010

09

Apr

Avril Lavigne is a Common Whore Making Out in Public of the Day

Like a common streetwhore, Avril Lavigne is taking her sexual business to the backseat of a fucking car. The only unfortunate thing was that these pictures weren’t of her choking on Brody Jenner dick cuz kissing is so fucking grade school….I get that Avril likes to dress like an 11 year old girl who hates her annoying brother, who just got her period, who is dying to get a lip ring and a tattoo but her lame mom won’t let her, but seriously, if you’re gonna stage a publicity stunt make-out session, you might as well make the shit worth laughing at, instead of this bullshit that I call bullshit…..cuz celebrities are hooked on getting noticed and if they really wanted to keep things private, they wouldn’t be doing this to being with….even I know to take my street hookers to the back alley at night where I can hid behind a dumpster so I don’t get busted…so this just proves the entertainment industry is all fucking lies…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Whore