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2010

10

Mar

Ginger Spice Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Nothing says hot smelling pussy like an unshowered girl in a pair of sweatpants….I expect this kind of outfit from the fat, lazy, disgusting crazy woman who lives in my building who I find in random places in random crazy person outfits, but not someone followed by the fucking paparazzi, I mean bitch coulda slipped into a pair of leggings, and at least it would look like she wasn’t a fucking slob who couldn’t be bothered getting out of her period clothes she wears around the fucking house when she’s feeling down…Ginger Spice made her career on being a whore, she shouldn’t forget her fucking roots. I guess she’s finally become the pig her pig face predicted she’d morph into as she got older….and sloppier.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Ginger Spice|Sweatpants

2010

10

Mar

Tracey P. Keaton’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I’m so hungover, I can’t stop shaking…no wait…I’m not shaking…I’m just looking at pictures of Michael J. Fox and I think that I am cuz he is, I’m sure he gets that all the time…you know people who are talking to him who don’t know he’s the youngest man in history to have parkinsons, and as he vibrates like a human sex toy that has kept his wife around the last 15 years he’s had the disease, because she realized a disability, if looked at in the right way can be a serious ability, or maybe this is just one of Hollywood’s great love stories, of a couple who dated on set of an 80s sitcom, who haven’t left each other’s side since, because they are soul mates, or because his wife is maternal and can’t leave a motherfucker just cuz he got sick and has been progressively getting worse like some kind of saint who really just doesn’t want to look evil, like his disease has her trapped, kinda like when I used to want to get AIDS to give to this hot girl so she would never leave my side, but a little less psycho…

See, I’ve got nothing but love for Michael J. Fox. I feel for him for being so fucked up at such a young age, like an 80 year old in a 40 year old’s body or some shit but at least he’s living the good life on the beach in St Barth, but more importantly, at least his wife has maintained a pretty fucking good body into her forties, despite being a mom and having stopped acting to be a mom. It always impresses me when women with kids and husbands aren’t disgusting and fat. Maybe it’s cuz I’m not used to it….

As a bonus, here’s a little clip of Michael J. Fox scoring Tracey on Family Ties, this is where the love all started and like all great romantic moments, this song seems to come to mind whenever I’m thinking about rape. Inspiring.

Either way, here is the happy couple on the beach…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Micheal J. Fox|Tracey|wife

2010

10

Mar

RIP Motherfucker the Corey Haim Edition of the Day

Corey Haim’s dead. He’s had a lot of issues over the last 20 years and I’m actually surprised he’s lived this long, but that doesn’t make it not a sad situation, if anything it makes his entire life a sad situation and this was unfortunately expected…..He had an overdose and that’s just what happens when a motherfucker does drugs for so fucking long. It’s really just a fucking waste.

The only Corey Haim story I have was from 10 years ago, when he was really rock bottom, and living back in Montreal in a one room apartment that his mom paid for. It was before the whole “Two Coreys” show tried to revive his career / give him enough money to do all the drugs he wanted….My friend happened to live across the hall from him, and he’d come over at all hours of the night knocking, looking for cigarettes, he’d even go so far as to fish through my friend’s ashtray and role a cigarette from a bunch of half smoked cigarette…and my friend would get a kick out of the fact a teen actor from Lost Boys was cracked out on his couch rolling homeless man cigarettes until the novelty wore off and he had to stop answering Haim’s requests….

Crack takes over your fucking life forever and an addiction this deep and sick, selfish and like diamond is forever…a serious horrible thing that ruins lives and I guess so is Hollywood….

My thoughts seriously go out to his family who I am sure have aged and been struggling with this for so many years…watching someone slowly kill themselves is sad, and so is death whether it put a sick person out of his misery, or whether it is expected or not.

RIP Motherfucker.

Posted in:Corey Haim|RIP Motherfucker

2010

10

Mar

The Price is Creepy of the Day

I love watching TV from the 60s, 70s and even the 80s because it’s not politically correct, or sensitive to issues that may offend someone, because guess everything offends someone nowadays and no one wants to be associated with something that may get shat on by some bullshit activist group, making our world a far more vanilla and boring place..

Before feminist lesbians, when women were paid less than men, we were allowed to make sexual references towards them withough getting arrested….but now everything is so fucking cautious and it is just breeding a society of drab, dull people with no substance, personality or sense of fucking humor…

Cuz Bob Barker isn’t being all that bad here, if anything he makes the show worth stomaching and maybe Drew Carey or Luis Anderson or whoever the host is now should take some fucking notes, cuz talkshow hosts who cheated on their wives and drank their faces off, had a fuckin’ soul….

Posted in:creepy|Price is Right

2010

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think tonight is the night to open a brothel in my friend’s apartment, all we need are a couple of girls to work it, I figure it won’t be too hard to find a homeless bitch or two willing to walk around naked after we hose her down, in exchange for money and an escape from the elements and I’m pretty sure I’m more than willing to be the guy who does the hosing down….

But before I do that, here are my stepLINKS….

Tila Tequila and her Fake Baby Haven’t Died Yet….
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Gerard Butler is Getting Pussy All Over the Place and I Salute Him
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15 Hall of Fame Tramp Stamps
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Fuck These Chicks On Cars
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Because Don’t You Want Any Slut You Can Choose From?
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Cheryl Tweedy Shakes That Thang
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The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons
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TEXT
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5 Things That Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Jennifer Wanderer German Next Top Model Contestant Leaked Topless Pics – THROWBACK
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Lohan Is Delusional – Part 475, 483
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The Best Catfights in Sports
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Yeah I’d Bang Lea Michele, and So would You
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Cougar and a Webcam – VIDEO
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Who is Nina Dobrev and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Face
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot in Lingerie
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Betty White is On Fire and I Love It
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Random Photo Fun of the Day
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Who Knew I Would Enjoy Beating Off to the Real Life Jessica Rabbit More Than The Cartoon?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Fat Bikini Ass To Costa Rica
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Say Hello to Tess And Her Titties
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Who Would You Rather – Rosario Dawson vs Maria Bello
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Vanessa Hudgens Personal Pics Are Worth Revisitng
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Olivia Wilde is Fuckable in that Old Hollywood Type of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guess Who ELSE Wants to Fuck Gerard Butler?
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Here’s The Trailer for IRON MAN 2
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Alison Angel Masterbates on the Couch
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Candice Swanepoel Fall 2009 Victoria’s Secret Collection
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Lohan is Actually Lookin’ Like She Didn’t Crawl Out of a Dumpster Somewhere
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Jesus Christ Pam Anderson’s Career Jsut Keeps Slipping Further and Further Down the Line
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Hot Sluts Get In a Girl Fight
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hannah Claydon and Kerri Parker Topless
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Getting Freaky By the Fireplace
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Shira Jones is Busty
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I Wanna Bang Ringo Starrs Wife
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The First Nude American Apparel Ad from 2003
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Mar

Big Island, Little Woman in a Bathing Suit of the Day

They make midget porn for a reason, and that reason is that people do have midget fetishes. I don’t really get what people find hot about midgets, I guess it could have to do with their little dicks lookin’ huge in a midget hand, or maybe it’s like fucking an awkwardly shaped kid without the legal issues, or maybe they have really tight pussies, and really the whole thing isn’t that big of a deal, because despite popular belief, midgets are humans to, so it’s not like fucking a farm animal, or a squrrel at the park, or random rotting food you’ve pulled out of the garbage. Sure, I’m not entirely a fan of the midget body, I kinda like my girls long, lean and not retarded looking, but there are far worse things a person could be rubbing their dicks off to, so I figure we should celebrate it, because like black people, amputees, Mexicans, retards and homeless, the midgets are human too, and shouldn’t be ignored when they prance around in bikinis, no matter how much it feels like a fuckin’ circus act.

Her name is Amy Roloff, she is a little person in a big world, she exploits her midget stature more than the hooker I knew exploited the scar on her leg that could be used as a second pussy, so I don’t feel bad pointing and laughing at this freaky image.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amy Roloff|Bathing Suit|Beach

2010

09

Mar

Booty Implants of the Day

Girls are fucking retarded….it’s like they think getting a booty will get them the respect they’ve always wanted, maybe a career, or a boyfriend like they were J.Lo when the media was feeding us her ass like it was a gift from god, or Kim Kardashian who has a ridiculous ass that black dude’s love even though all it took was a food and baked goods addiction… I love ass as much as the next pervert, or black guy, or white guy who wants to be a black guy, sure I prefer a nice small round ass you’d find on a 19 year old in a bikini to a fat, hip hop ass you’d find in line at Wal Mart, but I don’t think a bitch should get fucking implants for the shit, especially bootleg implants where they get jacked up with caulking from the hardware store…idiots…seriously fucking idiots….I’d love to have a drink with one of the girls who got this procedure done, I just can’t believe she exists cuz this is just too fucking stupid…

Posted in:Ass|Booty Implants|Caulking

2010

09

Mar

Kelly Ripa’s Ripped Body in a Dress of the Day

Kelly Ripa is one of the most fertile middle-aged people on Daytime television I’ve jerked off to. I like her little ripped body, even though her saggy, muscular mom tits are something you expect to be a gateway breast for closet cased homos trying to get some level of gay sex withouth being gay or maybe the breasts a reformed Christian gay would jump at after the preacher brainwashed him into thinking he’s not gay because gay is against Jesus, but she still looks good enough for me in all her anorexic, fitness freak glory and I understand why her Mexican husband mounts her at least twice a day, but that’s partially because as a Mexican I know fucking all day is what we are good for and I prove it’s not necessarily what we’re good at, but you don’t have to be good to get a bitch pregnant and along with jumping the border, it’s part of why there are so many of us breeding in America now that we’ve got our passports…all part of the takeover plan.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Kelly Ripa

2010

09

Mar

Rachel Bilson in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rachel Bilson is engaged to that annoying emo bitch of an actor from Star Wars, and he has kidnapped her, brainwashed her, surpressed her potential in being interesting by scaring her into thinking he will leave her, despite the fact that she can do better than him, but she doesn’t know that, thanks to his strategic lowering of her self-esteem, that’s left her feeling like she’s nothing without him. It has lead to a whole lot of boring out of her, so much boring that this outfit is probably her best, and all you can barely see her cleavage, making it really not that great, so everyone thank the new Darth Vader for ruining not only ruining Star Wars for the geeks, but also Rachel Bilson for everyone, you cunt…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tight Dress

2010

09

Mar

Julie Bowen Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Julie Bowen, I’ve never heard of her, she’s on a show called Modern Family, I don’t watch TV, so I’ve never seen the show and these pictures of her in a bikini don’t really excite me enough to find a TV to watch, because whenever I do have to watch a show, like the Oscars, I always end up at my weird older neighbor’s couch because he enjoys the company, never says know but smells like urine and feces and is a lot of work to deal with, cuz dude’s got serious fucking issues, like spontaneous erections he feels the need to show off to me and freakouts that involve him screaming at his reflection in the window in another language or really obscure conversations about really inappropriate shit like raping women in his youth and the time he fucked his neighbor’s dog to death cuz it wouldn’t stop barking and a whole lot of other shit I wish was a lie, even though you could make a pretty funny movie on him. Needless to say, I try my best to avoid the shit….and this Julie Bowen isn’t really making me want to put up with bullshit, even though I have a thing for older ladies in bikinis and spend half my day on Facebook trying to find 40 year old mom’s to fuck, but Bowen’s not quite where I need her to be to put up with bullshit to watch her in action, but since I have no standards and you probably don’t either, we might as well look at pictures of her in a bikini, cuz let’s face it, there’s no much else goin’ on today…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Julie Bowen