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2010

10

Mar

Coco’s Naked Ass on Twitter of the Day

Coco is ridiculous stripper ass who must have some serious dirt on Ice-T, like shit that can ruin his career, or maybe get him arrested or killed, because that’s the only reason I can assume he took her off the stripper pole and after work escorting and married her, marketed her….or maybe he is just a pervert who didn’t want to share his whore with other people, he wanted her all for himself. but like any dude who likes showing off his shit, in a way to say he’s really made it and he’s better than us, even though I find Coco fucking vile and disgusting, he makes her show off for her low level fans, because let’s face it she’s pretty fucking useless in the grand scheme of things….and here is a naked pic of her on her tanning bed that she posted on twitter… classy girls from the gutter who were probably molested or abused, like I like ’em.

Posted in:Coco|Fat Ass

2010

10

Mar

Howard Stern vs Precious of the Day

I just heard this Howard Stern vs Precious rant and found it pretty accurate. She looks like a cartoon character and when Oprah said she is going to be around for a long lasting career, I laughed because I knew she was going to die in the next 5 years if she doesn’t get her shit together. It really just proves that anyone can be an actor and sure she played a fat, black, retarded chick but how many more fat, black, retarded chicks are there out there…The pretty much had to nominate her for an Academy Award out of sympathy for her like some make a wish foundation shit…and if she won it would have been the biggest joke on Hollywood, whether she deserved it or not, there’s just no one they could embrace giving someone with no skill at acting the best acting award against all these bitches who have been doing this for decades and think it’s a legitimate art form…and now hollywood has just inflated another ego, only to take it away, for them to turn to drugs and alcohol to self-medicate before Corey Haiming themselves….RIP Precious….

Anyway, there’s nothing hot about Precious, her heart disease or body like my wife, who has spent half a century with an eating disorder and emotional distress getting to her size, but there is something hot about Oprah on a Lesbian Date with Gale….so here are some pictures of Oprah showing off her big fat ass I want to cum inside….but not because I find Oprah hot, but because Oprah is fucking God….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Howard Stern|Precious

2010

10

Mar

Katie Price Scratching Her Dirty Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Price scratching her ass because when you’re a dirty little whore you get itchy in your fuckholes…sometimes it’s a yeast infection, other times it’s not a proper wipe, sometimes its even just irritation from shaving, waxing, bleaching her anus, but most of the time it’s just poor fucking hygiene and wart she can tribute to being a dirty little whore who made her career being a dirty little whore…not that that’s a surprise to any of you, since we all know you gotta suck dick to afford her lavish lifestyle, and the dick it seems like she’s gonna be getting surgically applied so that she can really be a tranny, instead of just looking like one…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Katie Price|Scratch

2010

10

Mar

Grace Jones Needs to Shave her Pussy of the Day

Nothing says disgusting like an 61 year old woman with no pants on, the kin of woman who should be wearing pants, no matter how long her legs may still be, especially when she didn’t take the fucking time to shave the shit down, because bush was what mattered back when she relevant, and showing off her stubbly bikini line seems to matter today, but not in a good way….

These pictures are a few days old, you may have seen them, but after the whole Mo’Nique no shaving business, I couldn’t really process the shit until today….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini Line|Grace Jones

2010

10

Mar

Sad Peeping Tom Story of the Day

It’s always sad when someone gets caught in his craft, especially when his craft is being a Peeping Tom, something that requires some skill and some balls cuz it’s illegal…

Let’s face it, these dykes should be happy a dude was willing to peep on them and I really feel for the Peeping Tom, he’s gonna be depressed and embarassed about this for the rest of his life, cuz as a Peeping Tom, I know you only like to get caught for the girls who are really worth getting caught for. You know like the celebrity girls, or the girl who you see walking her dog everyday who you need to follow home to see naked cuz you just can’t take it anymore, not the filler girls you peep on on because you’ve got nothing better to, you know the practice peeps, he should really be ashameed of himself….

Posted in:Peeping Tom

2010

10

Mar

Ginger Spice Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Nothing says hot smelling pussy like an unshowered girl in a pair of sweatpants….I expect this kind of outfit from the fat, lazy, disgusting crazy woman who lives in my building who I find in random places in random crazy person outfits, but not someone followed by the fucking paparazzi, I mean bitch coulda slipped into a pair of leggings, and at least it would look like she wasn’t a fucking slob who couldn’t be bothered getting out of her period clothes she wears around the fucking house when she’s feeling down…Ginger Spice made her career on being a whore, she shouldn’t forget her fucking roots. I guess she’s finally become the pig her pig face predicted she’d morph into as she got older….and sloppier.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Ginger Spice|Sweatpants

2010

10

Mar

Tracey P. Keaton’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I’m so hungover, I can’t stop shaking…no wait…I’m not shaking…I’m just looking at pictures of Michael J. Fox and I think that I am cuz he is, I’m sure he gets that all the time…you know people who are talking to him who don’t know he’s the youngest man in history to have parkinsons, and as he vibrates like a human sex toy that has kept his wife around the last 15 years he’s had the disease, because she realized a disability, if looked at in the right way can be a serious ability, or maybe this is just one of Hollywood’s great love stories, of a couple who dated on set of an 80s sitcom, who haven’t left each other’s side since, because they are soul mates, or because his wife is maternal and can’t leave a motherfucker just cuz he got sick and has been progressively getting worse like some kind of saint who really just doesn’t want to look evil, like his disease has her trapped, kinda like when I used to want to get AIDS to give to this hot girl so she would never leave my side, but a little less psycho…

See, I’ve got nothing but love for Michael J. Fox. I feel for him for being so fucked up at such a young age, like an 80 year old in a 40 year old’s body or some shit but at least he’s living the good life on the beach in St Barth, but more importantly, at least his wife has maintained a pretty fucking good body into her forties, despite being a mom and having stopped acting to be a mom. It always impresses me when women with kids and husbands aren’t disgusting and fat. Maybe it’s cuz I’m not used to it….

As a bonus, here’s a little clip of Michael J. Fox scoring Tracey on Family Ties, this is where the love all started and like all great romantic moments, this song seems to come to mind whenever I’m thinking about rape. Inspiring.

Either way, here is the happy couple on the beach…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Micheal J. Fox|Tracey|wife

2010

10

Mar

RIP Motherfucker the Corey Haim Edition of the Day

Corey Haim’s dead. He’s had a lot of issues over the last 20 years and I’m actually surprised he’s lived this long, but that doesn’t make it not a sad situation, if anything it makes his entire life a sad situation and this was unfortunately expected…..He had an overdose and that’s just what happens when a motherfucker does drugs for so fucking long. It’s really just a fucking waste.

The only Corey Haim story I have was from 10 years ago, when he was really rock bottom, and living back in Montreal in a one room apartment that his mom paid for. It was before the whole “Two Coreys” show tried to revive his career / give him enough money to do all the drugs he wanted….My friend happened to live across the hall from him, and he’d come over at all hours of the night knocking, looking for cigarettes, he’d even go so far as to fish through my friend’s ashtray and role a cigarette from a bunch of half smoked cigarette…and my friend would get a kick out of the fact a teen actor from Lost Boys was cracked out on his couch rolling homeless man cigarettes until the novelty wore off and he had to stop answering Haim’s requests….

Crack takes over your fucking life forever and an addiction this deep and sick, selfish and like diamond is forever…a serious horrible thing that ruins lives and I guess so is Hollywood….

My thoughts seriously go out to his family who I am sure have aged and been struggling with this for so many years…watching someone slowly kill themselves is sad, and so is death whether it put a sick person out of his misery, or whether it is expected or not.

RIP Motherfucker.

Posted in:Corey Haim|RIP Motherfucker

2010

10

Mar

The Price is Creepy of the Day

I love watching TV from the 60s, 70s and even the 80s because it’s not politically correct, or sensitive to issues that may offend someone, because guess everything offends someone nowadays and no one wants to be associated with something that may get shat on by some bullshit activist group, making our world a far more vanilla and boring place..

Before feminist lesbians, when women were paid less than men, we were allowed to make sexual references towards them withough getting arrested….but now everything is so fucking cautious and it is just breeding a society of drab, dull people with no substance, personality or sense of fucking humor…

Cuz Bob Barker isn’t being all that bad here, if anything he makes the show worth stomaching and maybe Drew Carey or Luis Anderson or whoever the host is now should take some fucking notes, cuz talkshow hosts who cheated on their wives and drank their faces off, had a fuckin’ soul….

Posted in:creepy|Price is Right

2010

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think tonight is the night to open a brothel in my friend’s apartment, all we need are a couple of girls to work it, I figure it won’t be too hard to find a homeless bitch or two willing to walk around naked after we hose her down, in exchange for money and an escape from the elements and I’m pretty sure I’m more than willing to be the guy who does the hosing down….

But before I do that, here are my stepLINKS….

Tila Tequila and her Fake Baby Haven’t Died Yet….
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Gerard Butler is Getting Pussy All Over the Place and I Salute Him
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15 Hall of Fame Tramp Stamps
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Fuck These Chicks On Cars
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Because Don’t You Want Any Slut You Can Choose From?
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Cheryl Tweedy Shakes That Thang
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The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons
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TEXT
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5 Things That Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Jennifer Wanderer German Next Top Model Contestant Leaked Topless Pics – THROWBACK
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Lohan Is Delusional – Part 475, 483
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The Best Catfights in Sports
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Yeah I’d Bang Lea Michele, and So would You
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Cougar and a Webcam – VIDEO
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Who is Nina Dobrev and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Face
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot in Lingerie
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Betty White is On Fire and I Love It
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Random Photo Fun of the Day
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Who Knew I Would Enjoy Beating Off to the Real Life Jessica Rabbit More Than The Cartoon?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Fat Bikini Ass To Costa Rica
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Say Hello to Tess And Her Titties
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Who Would You Rather – Rosario Dawson vs Maria Bello
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Vanessa Hudgens Personal Pics Are Worth Revisitng
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Olivia Wilde is Fuckable in that Old Hollywood Type of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guess Who ELSE Wants to Fuck Gerard Butler?
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Here’s The Trailer for IRON MAN 2
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Alison Angel Masterbates on the Couch
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Candice Swanepoel Fall 2009 Victoria’s Secret Collection
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Lohan is Actually Lookin’ Like She Didn’t Crawl Out of a Dumpster Somewhere
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Jesus Christ Pam Anderson’s Career Jsut Keeps Slipping Further and Further Down the Line
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Hot Sluts Get In a Girl Fight
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hannah Claydon and Kerri Parker Topless
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Getting Freaky By the Fireplace
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Shira Jones is Busty
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I Wanna Bang Ringo Starrs Wife
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The First Nude American Apparel Ad from 2003
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