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2022

11

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

So every vaccinated person I know, which is about 99 percent of people I know, which is shocking when I think about it, because I thought I filtered the people I know better, you know being a reclusive piece of shit who hates everyone, rarely lets garbage slip through the cracks, but proven by their mindless acceptance of doing what the internet told them to do, makes me realize I was wrong about them, even the ones forced into it, even if their intentions were good, even if they weren’t on the script that the unvaccinated were plague rats…I can’t feel sorry for them when they die unfortunate premature deaths like every animal in the trials that weren’t completed when everyone lined up to get culled.

So yeah, they all have COVID now, some for the third or fourth time, in the middle of summer, so whether you believe in COVID or not, the medical workers may be presented to us as heroes again, but none quite as good of a hero as these medical workers who get naked for money as a side hustle, far better than working the coffee shop or volunteering with poor sick kids, or going to third world countries to administer vaccines that you think are saving them..why bother when you can take nudes from work, not get fired and up sell them to losers who are either turned on by the health care worker’s willingness to help people, or the fact that health care workers should be caring for people’s health, and ot in a how many times they cum in a day way.

I find it bold, I find it germ filled, I find it exciting that they’ve found alternatives to pay the bills, especially after those who weren’t vaccinated were villainized……it’s about as rock and roll as you get in this era of cutting off your dick and calling yourself a woman being the most rock and roll thing you can do, even if it is not.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

11

Jul

Michelle Monaghan Upskirt of the Day

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I still don’t know who Michelle Monaghen is, but she sure seems old, just not old enough to realize she’s too old to be posting panty flashing skirts, probably because of all the positive feedback she gets from her weirdo fans who think, or still think she’s their dream girl or the hottest celebrity out there.

You know the Michelle Monaghen fan who thinks she’s the hottest celeb to exist actually exists, because I think Rebecca Hall is the hottest celebrity out there, and she looks like Popeye’s Olive Oyl or Shelly Duvall who are both not hot, so that makes her one of those celebs that is not cast for being hot, so rationally, you’d think NO ONE thinks she’s the hottest celeb, yet here I am, some titty blogger with a dying site, thinking she’s the hottest celeb out there, out of ALL the celebs who are out there, rationally, she’s not the hottest, but yet here I am jerking off to her in spirit.

The point is, Michelle Monaghan, who I always wrongfully call the girl from LOST, is showing her panties at 46 like some kind of exhibitionist pervert wanting to be jacked off to by her fans like the old days, and the fact she’s doing such low level shamelessness, may be hot to you, even if it’s not hot to me….

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2022

11

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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We live in an era where they are trying to make men capable of breast feeding, you know with the right hormones in place, it is actually possible, so all those pregnant dad’s out there, can give their non pregnant penis owning wives a shot at being the woman in the family, since they cut their tits off.

It’s pretty funny when you hear of trans female, which I guess is a dude who lives life as a lady, marrying a trans male, which is a lady who lives out as a dude, which I guess makes total fucking sense, because they want the traditional straight relationship, they just want to be the opposite character in this RPG called LIFE…

But yeah, the SCIENCE, TRUST THE SCIENCE, because SCIENCE isn’t a catch all word for some things that are totally psychotic..

I am going to assume that these tits are lady tits, doing what they were designed to do, their functional, biological, medical purpose that you can luckily jack off to when they pull the tit out in public to please their hungry baby, or to impress dudes at the bar when they don’t believe them when they say they are moms….”Oh Yeah, LOOK AT THIS PARTY TRICK”…

I used to hate milky tits, besides the public nudity it consistently brought, I remember one afternoon seeing dozens of milky tits….and this was EARLY internet days where tits weren’t everywhere and we weren’t desensitized….it was probably the most important day of my life, at least at the time….

I am more open to milky tits, since the ladies my age all have rank, rancid, dried up evaporated, powered milk tits….so a little “I can sell this to body builders and make ICE CREAM or KEFIR out of it”….is a good thing…..especially during FOOD shortages…..find yourself a self sufficient bitch to help nourish the compound….DREAMY….

So get your MILK TITTY SWOLE ON….

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

11

Jul

Hand Stands and Other Videos of the Day

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Morning Make-Up Tutorial

Casual on TikTok

Sheer Robe on TikTok

Bikini on TikTok

Tight Dress Model Walking

Upskirt Tease for TikTok

Slut Heading Out Cuz Girls Can Do Anything Except Fuck Themselves with their Own Dicks

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Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today is the first day of the rest of your life…

I am a firm believer that I could have ended up a billionaire or homeless, that’s basically the general feedback I’ve heard from fellow drunk losers at the bar, as it turns out, I am neither a billionaire or homeless, but I’m a hell of a lot closer to homeless than even being a THOUSANDAIRE…..

But Today is the first day of the rest of MY LIFE…..and what am I going to do about it?

Well, since there are so many scandals going on right now, the news cycle still trying to entrap me and kill my spirit, from annoying woke shit, like the virtue signalling Friend’s lady apologizing for calling Kathleen Turner a man, which I am sure we’re all guilty of whenever she opens her deep fucking voiced mouth, especially in her big girl menopausal years but she’s not apologizing to Turner, no one ever does that, it has more to do with virtue signalling 25 years later for misgendering a trans 25 years ago, when trans was seen as freakish and weird, a comedic hook, and not some fucked up satanic agenda to confuse kids….or mental illness the media LOVES to celebrate so vulnerable people hop on…..but the point is….from 25 year old transphobia to transgenderism in daycare, political children weighing out crack with hookers leaks, fake as fuck covid, vaccine injuries, CERN and the interdimensional travellers causing MANDELA effects like Britney’s skirt being black and not grey in her MUSIC video, to now the Risky Business scene being a pink shirt no Wayfarers, rather than a white shirt with Wayfarers, you know end of the world collapses confused for action movie plots….

….and I’m ONLY interested in the girls in weird wrestling outfits instead of standard panty flashing summer dresses when the right breeze comes through trends….. basically I saw the bike short merged with the tank top, in a pussy hugging bodysuit that for some reason girls who should’t be wearing that kind of outfit…..are wearing that kind of outfit and my WEEKEND was full of them.

I figure if you dress the GRECO ROMAN WRESTLING part, already in uniform, that’s an invite for a surprise STRANGER DANGER wrestle, because I believe outfit choices are non verbal cues of CONSENT….a little “practice your hold like the homoerotic sport made less homo erotic when the wrestling partner is a 20 year old chick getting her fat pussy hugged”….

Why I update this site, I’ll never know….all part of that whole keeping things homeless by not selling out since no one offered me the opportunity to sell out….

Zach Wilson’s Ex is Dating His Former Best Friend
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Kim and Khloe Matching Bikinis
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Tony Romo Trolled After Playoff Win at the American Century Golf Championship
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Topless Model Ness in the Desert!
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Karin Hart Bikini in Costa Rica
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Lamar Jackson trolls
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Amy Schumer buys Moonstruck House in Brooklyn
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Dad Hits Himself During A Hilarious Gender Reveal!
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Rolls Royce of the Future
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1 Dollar Sword vs 2000 Dollar Sword
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We Love Cam Girls
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2022

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was seeing a pregnant chick in the tightest, I’m talking skin tight leggings and t-shirt, in what you’d assume was her trying to show her solidarity to the abortion activists, by showing them that you can choke your fetus out all thanks to the slutty clothing available to purchase, while showing solidarity to me, with those hormonal tits and a massive camel toe where the cum was INjaculated.

I hope your weekend is AS good as that 10-30 seconds of my life….which, when you think about it, and you won’t, it is pretty fucking pathetic….It may not be safe and effective…but it is not homophobic-phobic so here are some stepLINKS anyway….

Karin Hart Nails the Latest Social Media Challenge in a Bikini in Costa Rica
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Emrata’s One Piece Swimsuit
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Bella Thorne Brings Some Hotness
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Jessica Alba in her Fitness Gear
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Millie Booby Brown Bikinis!
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Girl’s Wigs Go Flying During Bus Brawl, Prompting Calls For More Security
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F1 Race Crash
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Russian Sensai!
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Slipknot Check on a Fan
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Danica Patrick Enjoys a Day at the Beach
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Malu Trevejo Gets her Nipple Pierced
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Camila Cabello’s in a Bikini
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Top 10 Vacation Spots in the Usa to Visit Before Death
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Pretty Girls Make the World Go Round
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NBC Exec Comments on Will Smith Slap
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Roads in China Cause Massive Chaos
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Liberal Hippie Road Rage
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Truck Fails
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Michael Moore Seems to hate America
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Panthers Super Bowl Odds Worse After Adding Baker Mayfield
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Kate Beckinsale’s Big Cleavage
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Get Ready with Faith Schroder
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Pixie Lott See Through at Fashion Week
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Britney’s Dad Used her IG Against Her
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Reddit Users on the Oldest Celebs they Find Hot
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Bob Dylan Album Sells for 1.8 Million
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Georgia Guidestones Getting Demolished
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Leo the Cat Brings the Mail
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Cat Food Marble Run
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An Adult Son of One of Deshaun Watson’s Accusers Says His Mother Switched Her Story After Allegations Against Him Surfaced
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Olivia Jade’s Luxury Haul
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Australian Train Rocked on a Buckled Track
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Instant Regrets
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Kayakers Swallowed by a Whale
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Rachel Stuhlmann in Between Lunch and Tennis
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Nude Model Lera is Amazing
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Camilla Cabello Does Cosmo
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Highlight of the Week -Mikayla Demaiter Puts the Pads Back On for Her Latest Thirst Trap
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Feel Luxurious with these Luxury Amazon Buys!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Billionaire Pussy Miranda Kerr in a Magazine
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Lana Condor in a Magazine for Inclusivity
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Hailey Bieber Bikini Tops
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Ambrosio at an Event
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Zendaya in a Wife Beater Type Shirt
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Lea Elui Worht a Fuck
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J.La Mom Tits in a T-Shirt
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Emilia Clarke in a Sleeveless Top
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Elizabeth Olsen Legs
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Frederique Bel Cleavage
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Carla Bruni Cleavage
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Daisy Edgar Jones in a Shoot
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Lucy Boynton Legs
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Meg Donelley in Pink
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Selena Gomez – Night on the Town
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Natalie Portman in a Power Suit
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Taylor Hill Hot at An Event
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Crotchless Panties for the Piss
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Hot Reddit Amateur Babe
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Pro Tip – How to Cook Soup
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Baby Got Back
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Hot Gabby Fucks
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Ambitious Toy Conquered
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31 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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TONGUES OUT SLUTS
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Boobs at Work
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Dildo From Behind
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Slut Strips Out of Bikini
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PARTY SLUT
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Wall Fucker
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Viola’s Hot Tits
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Putting it In
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Cheesy Shoot with some Bolt Ons
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Long Dildo Time No See
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Popsicle Dildo Fucker
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Stand Up Dildo Fuck
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Fighting Friday
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Too Cute for Porn
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Young Couple
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Fuck a Brush
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Porn Scene Worthy of an Oscar
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Play Ball
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Passionate Orgasm
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Spread Ass
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Butt Plug for the Spread
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6 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Red Room Titty Rub
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RIM JOB!
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18 Year Olds are Complicated
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Office Upskirts
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2022

08

Jul

Florence Pugh’s Sheer Dress of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about FLorence Pugh, she’s like a bootleg Hayden Panettiere who was likely less abused than Hayden Panettiere, who I saw went viral the other day because when she was a kid, her TEAM would hand her pills to calm her nerves, since the entertainment industry is a safe space for kids….I’ve actually heard crazier stories about her, I think Rob Lowe was involved in the story, that has since been scrubbed from the internet but involved her being passed around the industry by her parents as a kid, hence all her drug and alcohol issues….but that could just be rumor…

I say she’s a bootleg Hayden Panettiere because they are built the same, like two midget tanks, but we can assume that 50 year old Zach Braff and her relationship when she was like 19 was a little disturbing too, but who cares about that…

We’re here for this weird fashion dress for a fashion show where she figured showing the world her tits was a good marketing hustle, maybe a coming out story now that she’s single from the wrath of BRAFF, or maybe it’s the trends…..my overall, she’s pretty confident in those pecs…..isn’t she

Sometimes less is more, PUSH UP BRAS leaving something to imagination isn’t ALWAYS a bad thing….

I am not complaining that she busted her tits out for attention, to get noticed, to remind you she’s an important actor….or to piss off the WRATH OF BRAFF the handler…I’m all about seeing all the tits…even the ones that turn me on zero percent like these.

Posted in:Florence Pugh

2022

08

Jul

Emma Roberts Bikini Tits of the Day

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Emma Roberts may be a nepotism hire, not that that bothers me, I believe in nepotism, it’s how they keep the riffraff out of their scam….only insiders allowed….and if you’re born to the right cunt, or out of the right cunt, you deserve all the perks that come with it…..but I do like reminding people they are nepotism hires because rarely do they admit it, but instead have some canned answer as to how they aren’t nepotism hires….

Either way, Emma Roberts is hot and a nepotism hire because she’s got the right name, her aunt America’s sweetheart…..

She’d probably say “But my dad is a fuck up”….because her dad was an OSCAR winner who ended up never had a mainstream hit again, maybe he had dirt on execs or they just wanted to silence him without having to kill him off like they did with PRINCE or MJ…..

So they just made him disappear career wise, CANCEL CULTURE, a fate. worse than death because you have to watch yourself die a slow death and that comes with a lot of shame….

But that was only until a time when NETFLIX was just getting it’s start as a streamer and they needed to acquire every movie made for under 1,000,000 dollars that they could get their hands on to populate their site with new movies….

They were waiting for them to be bigger and more important than the traditional cinema system, where the studios would choose netflix deal over theatrical releases, or where they were producing actual high budget hits, in some cases stupid high budget hits, like giving Chapelle, a comic 100,000,000 dollars, or giving Adam Sandler 100,000,000 dollars, or David Letterman 100,000,000 dollars, they seem to have a lot of 100,000,000 dollars to pass around, but they aren’t offering me shit….

But before that happened, Eric Roberts was a key figure in their content strategy, and he deserves some recognition for that, if anything his shitty, humiliating movies, MADE Netflix what it is today….and his SPERM made EMMA ROBERTS what she is today, which is a bikini mom with her cute tits out, being hot, at least to me, because I’ve thought she was hot and fun to watch in movies for a long time and I typically don’t like anyone, especially actors who were born in that satanic and demonic hell they call Hollywood that has all you cucks hypnotized under their witchcraft spell…

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2022

08

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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This is the more formal, planned, organized, curated version of “Show me your tits” when you approach a girl on the street, in the park, at the movies, at the dentist office, in a restaurant, buying condoms or better getting Plan B in the drug store cuz you know the load is still fresh in her…..

And I like it.

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

08

Jul

Stella Hudgens Simulates Sex of the Day

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Celebrity sister and recent ONLYFANS model on the whoring out for attention, subscribers, and MONEY…..that she arguably doesn’t need, but might as well make while she can, and who knows, the racier she gets, the sluttier she gets, the more naked she gets, the more she’ll seem to emerge from her sister’s big celebrity shadow…..

Is this her going rogue, is this just all part of being the less famous sister, rocking that complex, or is it just the right thing to do when you have a set of big tits like Stella Hudgens….I mean, I know Filipino girls and big hangers aren’t that common, even with the fat ones….so that may make her a unicorn.

I don’t know the dude she’s with, maybe a gay best friend, maybe a co-star from her porn career she’s launched because mainstream influencer is less hot, or harder to jerk off to…..but she is showing us that she could have a standing fuck with ease thanks to those platfrom shoes and for some people who don’t like just laying there and letting the whore do all the work….that could be exciting….at least to watch.

Whether this gets put on her OnlyFans or not is to be seen, but I like that this version of her, this “ALTER EGO” of a confused celebrity sister, poses with her tongue out in all her shots…..which is pretty weird….but it’s a look I’m into looking at, but I like the celeb sisters for their deep rooted feelings of inadequacies, no matter how many times they say “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY SISTER IS”….when trying to show off how important they are….to which we say “but you’re not your sister, loser, why don’t you just sell nudes”….

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