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2022

07

Jul

Jordyn Jones Sells Out of the Day

I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, but not really, I just knew from the first time I saw the over-followed for being a on a reality Dance show about dancing children, Jordyn Jones…..that she’d be doing porn EVENTUALLY…..you can see it in her fetal alcohol syndrome eyes…..because some girls just cant resist the temptation of all that OnlyFans Money, I mean making 1,000,000 a month for barely showing your tits thanks to all the SIMPS with credit cards out there is something you’d be an idiot to not do…..but it could have gone either way….she could have gone mainstream, focused on legit acting work, but there’s no money in that, plus you have to answer to people, when you can just get paid by the perverts you string along by giving them a little attention or showing them a little tit.

She was selling PANTY pics to her “close friends’ on IG, which was a loophole that probably didn’t feel like she was doing full on membership porn since it was IG friendly….but I knew that would dry up and she’d have to hit the drawing board to figure out next moves to keep the cash rolling in….obviously ONLYFANS was the option.

So when I heard she launched an OF, was waiting to get 25,000 subscribers, I was expecting it…but it’ll be a few months or years before you see her getting fucked on there….I guess it just depends how much money she makes off it, how much she wants to maintain, because they all end up going more and more hardcore until you can’t go anymore hardcore…..it’s not ANAL on the first scene, but it will be anal eventually….because that’s who whoring works…

This is her first OF post, less than 300 likes and it’s been up for 4 days, kinda sad but she’ll find her stride…..and it will be riding dildos with her dancer body, stamina and ability to twerk….

Let the good times roll.

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2022

07

Jul

Malu Trevejo Nip Slip of the Day

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You may not know who Malu Trevejo is, but that doesn’t matter because you are old, out dated and not part of the culture man…

But if you’re interested, she’s a fucking legend who was the most followed person on TikTok thanks to being a legacy member from when it wasn’t Chinese Spyware to manipulate the minds of and track the people of America….

Being the top person on TikTok is what all these assholes humiliating themselves through dumb fucking dance DREAM of…and this girl had it….

Instead of partnering with a Kardashian like other bought TikTok fatties, this one got fake tits at 18 and partnered with Bella Thorne and chased the real money of ONLYFANS..where she rolls joints with her tits out like her generation would do…

This is that fake tit, rolling joints for the fans, becaue she’s a fucking legend.

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2022

07

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops should be America’s favorite pass time, fun for the entire family, or at least for the dads which is really the entire family if you think about it from a spectator perspective, since mom and daughter would be out there doing the titty drop, and son would probably not be getting off to watching his mom and sister pull their tits out, but then again people incest….

Titty Drops…..are the act of making a big titty flop out of a shirt because standard flashing of tits are too conventional, or normal, andI guess they felt it needed a little more theatrics…make performance art of it while standard flashing is just too pedestrian and trashy…a little too Mardi Gras….

Point being, tits!

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2022

07

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know when this bikini pic is from, but seeing some top selling popstar who makes shitty fucking music, but people have no taste, no standard, and have no idea of what quality content is because they’ve never been exposed to it because they’re from the pop / instagram generation of dog shit being amplified for the clicks….just clickbait across the board…all they care about is likes and follows and that doesn’t require the best, it requires the bare minimum marketed right…..it’s why close-ups of throat fucking is all you need for a hit porn….there was a time you needed a PIZZA DELIVERY BOY….or a script…

SO they’re just here for the quick hit of meaningless bullshit to amplify their own celebrity….and they help push it with slutty content….not that spread leg bikini pics are all that slutty for the most part, they are standard fare, but 10 years ago, this would have been seen as racy as shit, show stopper….so Dua Lipa may be trying to be edgy, but it will require more GAPING..

It’s a start though….and we know she’s got the budget to invest in her smut when she needs more press, which for now, she’s already at the top so its slutty to maintain, it’s slutty for the holding pattern…..and it’s not seen as slutty cuz normies are actually being slutty to get ahead and it far more hardcore than a bikini selfie for attention….

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2022

07

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Bikini for America of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a Fatty from the UK who got famous for stripping down on the TUBE, which is their SUBWAY, with some contrived fat girl speech about loving her body so much that she can strip down in a SUBWAY, when people like me do anything of the sort, we get chased by the police for indecent exposure, and saying “I felt empowered to celebrate my micro penis, in this era of unrealistic penis expectations from all the porn that women have access to for free, it is important for men out there to feel like they don’t need to subscribe to those unrealistic body images, especially in marketing, that just make us feel like shit, and to grab their tiny baby erections in public, while sitting across from a hot chick in a short skirt or maybe some bike shorts that show off her pussy, so that she knows, and everyone knows, that big dick porn won’t get in the way of my jerking off in public”….

Anyway, she’s fat, ate one too many hot dogs, pandering to the Americans, because that’s probably where her fat girl market is based, since Americans are all fat, sick and dying, and well…she’s probably the kind of fat chick you don’t need to be a black guy with a dream to let smother you, since she’s fat, pushes the fat agenda, but isn’t as offensively fat as actual fat chicks, she’s more in “Fat Face” or “Fat Suit” monetizing fat cuz actual fatties are too lazy to bother….

Who cares.

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2022

07

Jul

Phoebe Price Geriatric Shower Stool of the Day

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I haven’t posted anything on Phoebe Price, who is arguably my only celebrity friend that I don’t talk to, because none of the other celebs, models or influencers out there like the kinds of things I saw about them when reducing them to their tits, since everything else they do is pretty unimpressive and low level whore work….

Where as Phoebe’s entire existence has been the NO BAD PRESS, because she’s been so eager for ANY press….so it made for a great texting relationship that died out about 4 years ago….because she wouldn’t send me masturbation videos which is the foundation of any text relationship I want.

She has maintained her hustle, getting more and more naked to keep up with the times, and this beauty is shot in her shower, on what I’ll assume is her dying mom’s handicapped accessibility shower stool that the nurse probably hoses her down on….and if geriatric accessibility tools don’t turn you on…then you’ve never jerked off to those “convert your tub to shower cuz you’re Old” or those “reverse mortgages”…..or those “life alert bracelets”…..or those “discount old person cell phone”….or those “stair lifts you sit up to get upstairs”….or those countless pharma ads on TV…..they are the NEW phone sex infomercial for those in the know.

In this shoot, she’s in weirdly fleshtoned panties, we’ll assume by design, holding her big southern tit, and whether you know who she is or what she’s about or not, you can appreciate old lady, familiar faces, being sleazy on even older lady’s tools to wash….HOT big assed and sloppy….all I could ever ask for…..

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2022

07

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse has that hipster party girl from 10 years ago who is still hot enough bodied look.

She looks a little rugged, worn out, not made up or Glammed Up, for a casual down to earth hipser rich kid pic….because she’s old and probably not made up…you know that’s all part of the hip down to earth “NO FILTER” look.

The legs are still long and thin, the ass still skinny, which may not be the look of the instagram people, or the fat chicks who edit themselves to look hot, I saw a couple of those doing a photoshoot in the part yesterday with their sloppy stomachs hanging over their fitness bike shorts and sports bra, what I call an Instagram Outfit, knowing the posted version would be FAR different than what I was seeing, because people are shameless..

I don’t care for Suki, her acting career is borderline a joke, at least her acting in her acting career is a joke, but at least she’s trying, just not hard enough, because she managed to rook Brad Cooper into her pussy, where she played the public girlfriend, but she couldn’t maintain Brad Cooper long enough to make it count because Irina Shayk moved in and destroyed.

Which makes me think she’s not as good of a fuck as a focused, militant, hard working Russian, but that’s what happens when you’re some UK rich kid pretending to be interesting, talented, or anything other than a trust fund.

I don’t buy into this being a future celeb anyone respects or takes seriously, but there are definitely producers and writers and directors who will get swindled by her..

I don’t mind looking at her thong bikini ass and skinny legs….I’m pretty easy to please when a bitch is willing to get half naked.

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2022

07

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It is TANLINE THURSDAY where we celebrate the sun that has been the foundation of life since the dawn of the Earth existence….even though a bunch of the tanlines you see are spray tans by lazy people who don’t mind spraying chemicals on themselves for a look….because they’ve been told that the sun KILLS them and causes them cancers, when really it makes the body produce vitamin d, which is the hormone that basically cures a bunch of ailments…..

The sun charges you, it sends you information, and if done right it brings you tanlines that highlight the good parts…that you’re not supposed to see….

Some tanlines are worse than others, like the fat white cat lady who has decided to go to the tropics to fuck locals for the adventure, where they are all bright red with a horrible farmer’s tan from their swimming shit they wore…NOT all tanlines are created equally….but we like to focus on the hot ones…the slutty ones…even if it’s produced by chemicals….who cares, maybe them dying off from the chemicals in 20 years from their spray tan addiction will be welcomed because they are no longer hot and that’s all that ever mattered to them….we live in the NOW….NOW TANLINES!

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2022

07

Jul

Americans on America and Other Videos of the Day

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Now some sluts:

Dance Dance

GYRATE

SKATE SKATE

STRETCH

Is She a Real Nurse?

Military Booty

More Military

ART

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2022

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know you don’t are what I think, but I just almost got run over by a TESLA driver, sitting in his iPhone, thinking he’s fucking cool…not realizing he is a cuck who basically got manipulated into a lie via marketing….it was surprising he wasn’t in a mask, filming his wife getting fucked by a big dick, or screaming about Ukraine, Abortions and aplogizing for being white, while on his way for his fourth or fifth vaccine….

I am not going to go into the whole e-vehicles being not environmentally friendly at all, that lithium or rare earth minerals displace tons of fucking earth to get, that they don’t know how to dispose of the batteries besides sending it to china, and that electricity isn’t even all that clean, because it takes power to generate it….then there’s the whole lifespan of the batter and the shitty high tech cars….so I guess I dipped a toe into who the whole e-vechicle lie is a fucking lie….that idiots buy into….

But the point of this was to say that having an e-vehicle is the least masculine thing man can own, even if you’re not mechanical at all, there’s something about an actual combustible engine that dudes are drawn to….maybe because it’s manly, or fixing engines are possible, or the smell of fuel triggers testosterone…I don’t know.

Not that long ago they would get exhaust kits to have louder cars, not drive these silent pansy iPhone golf carts.

No real man drives an e-vehicle and that is a fact. No real man buys into the propaganda we all know is bullshit, like climate change…

So know the men in Tesla’s are indoctrinated, hypocritical, keeping up with the joneses, doing what the internet says, LOSERS…..

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