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2022

12

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I should be changing this to bitches in greco-roman wrestling leotards or whatever those homo wrestlers call their silly gay outfits before rolling around on a mat in their high school gym for some predator coach still living the glory days of when he was a letter wearing wrestling champ in his school and got all the bitches that he would fuck after hazing his teammates to make it feel less gay….”Hey Bruce, hand me my leotard, I just came and have to get to class”…..maybe they have a different name for it….

HOWEVER, girls on the streets, even girls pushing 40, are rocking these bike short to shirt outfits and it’s alright, but it’s NOT TIGHT PANTS….but still kinda work like tight pants and I guess there’s still tight pants being worn, since just yesterday I saw some tight pant wearing big ass, big titty girl on a jog…..and then I saw a tight pants wearing girl, because why wear pants that don’t show a modified, squeezed in, tighter version of you ass, that your pussy just can’t seem to get enough of, so it eats it up.

The point is, wrestling leotards or tight pants, or tight shorts, I’m into it.

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2022

12

Jul

Elsa Hosk Cut Out Bodysuit of the Day

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I don’t know if Elsa Hosk is the hottest model out there, I guess there’s no real way to determine that, and I guess the whole model thing is basically dead, as brands use influencers and fat chicks, or Pete Davidson, depending on how much money they have to burn…

So the idea that some hot tall fit bodied bitch just posing like a useless, vapid, mindless whore gets put on the back burner, while brands try to be woke, inclusive, diverse…..and a model, even a SWEDISH ONE, who is far too white and far too hot to be inclusive becomes less desirable…..and without her having the background of being a fake influencer, where she’s famous on the internet for living in a van, or for doing tiktok dances, or for wearing cool outfits, or for having her tits out ALL the time, or for being FAT TRANS AND FAKE AND GAY……YOU KNOW just a straight up model that does model shit….is definitely on the outs.

So we’ve got babes like Elsa Hosk, who should just be mindless hot models, doing the influencer thing to survive……which is lame…but we need hot models to survive, so she’s just trying to keep a dying and amazing thing alive…I mean…those model legs are ridiculous….and remind me of a far simpler time…

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2022

12

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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If there’s one thing I know for sure, besides that I am a loser, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but if there’s one thing I know, it’s that girls fucking love wearing bikinis and really any swimwear, and they always have.

Sure there’s a handful of girls who pretend to be insecure or too fat for the bikinis when planning on vacation….but about 5 minutes of slipping into one, when all duddes instinctively look at their tits and pussy area, even if they look like pigs at the backwoods farm that the owners fuck because they don’t have alternative options, dudes still fucking look…which turns them on, makes them realize that they should post that shit on social media to keep the compliment fishing, since like BLOWJOBS no dude ever says, “You can do better”….but instead are distracted by the blowjob, or the bikini pic and say “that’s so hot”…..so we’ve got a world of girls who can’t suck dick thinking they suck great dick, and a world of girls who should be insecure in bikini, but fucking love the attention….

And like those dudes fucking pigs, I’m into all swimwear, because I am nostalgic and had to jerk off to bikini pics before GAPING ASSHOLES were the accepted selfie trend.

I’m so old.

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2022

12

Jul

TikTok Outfit of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Big Titty Girl

Big Booty in a Slutty Outfit

Photographer of the Day

BEACH TITS

Big Tits

Yoga Stretch

MIRROR GIRL

FRENCH MAID AT WORK

Big Cleavage

Beach TOUR

DUMB FUCKING DANCE

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2022

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw someone wrote something along the lines of “If you masturbate you are now up for murder charges. I have a few thousand pending.”

So in his defence of abortion, he’s admitted that he’s jerked off a few thousand times, what a degenerate…and really low testosterone motherfucker because real men jerk off a few thousand times a YEAR…and by the looks of that motherfucker….he was pushing 50…..so assuming he jerked off for the first time at 18, since we don’t do underage shit here, despite those 13-18 years being the prime jerk off years where you’d accumulate 25% of your lifetime numbers…but for the sake of argument, this guy’s only jerking off once every 4 days….if he was to jerk off 3000 times in his lifetime….

Is that a life worth living…..

But I guess he’s a weirdo defending abortions hard enough to want to sacrifice his freedom for murder in one of the dumbest arguments for abortion rights, where the prime argument is “humanity fucking sucks, people are so fucking dumb, look at this one idiot who wants to go down for murder charges for jerking off once every four days in his life”…..

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2022

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Get the fuck outside – it’s summer and tits are out there wanting to be seen, just not when I’m looking I guess…

Every day I walk through the park to look for pussy, I see a different kind of pussy in the form of a SPIKE BALL game, it’s like every park you go to, there is a SPIKE BALL game going on, and you know those easily marketed to idiots are clearly vaccinated retards, but you also know that at least one of them will be topless, because you can’t have a successful bro dow in the park playing an instagram famous game without one of your bros showing off the fruits of his labor in the gym work….

Now, I am not so cynical or such a hater that I really get bothered by everyone being the same NON PAYING CHARACTER, especially when it’s just some assholes havig a good time on the weekend, or not working, since no one seems to work anymore, that’s for suckers and those who do work are consistent assholes while working, just a different entitled era….

I just get mad because this whole every girl is a whore, inclusivity, FREE the NIPPLE should mean that GIRLS would be topless bros playing their instagram game too, but maybe they just leave that for OnlYFans since even no names are making a million a year off that shit.

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2022

11

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

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A Milly….A Milly…..She’s 18 or older now an I don’t watch Stranger Things, so this is not on of those Emma Watson situations, where a bunch of Harry Potter nerds fully fell in love with her and couldn’t wait until she turned 18 so that they could finally profess their love in a legal way by jerking off to her…..

Because I knew her as a creepy shaved head kid actor on a show I had no interest in and that’s the extent of that…..

So when she turns 18, after being sexualized by OTHER losers since she got her start in the nerd world, I can saw I only sexualized her when she was 18 and even then, I barely sexualized her, because I don’t find her all that hot at all, but when you’re a top star, you don’t need to be hot, the media just propagandizes that you are hot, and the normie NPC mindless retards who need to be told what to think SUBSCRIBE….

I do think that if she’s famous and half naked, I have to get in on that action, since it’s kinda the point of the site…

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2022

11

Jul

Sarah Hyland Skinny Dip of the Day

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Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Dip doesn’t make me think Sarah Hyland is any less creepy of a genetic error as I’ve always felt she was since originally finding out about her….

The double kidney transplant, because even the first kidney she got was like, “Get me out of here, this girl’s freakish”…has been a lot more sexual in the last few years, which I assume is sexual frustration from being with a Gay dude using her for the good celebrity life…..so she does things like talk about sex, masturbation, and walks around with her tits all pushed up, to give the boners, because I guess women are just coded to WANT to be jerked off to, especially the type that work in entertainment and love being on camera, it’s validation, maybe they find it hot for their exhibitionism, maybe now that she’s semi retired since her show is over and she has a pile of money, focusing on basic human instincts becomes easier and a way to unwind during said retirement, maybe she’s just indoctrinated by all the internet porn and either wants to be in on it, or is just dripping horny all day and can never find that release….

You see, I don’t know her, I just know a bare ass in a pool would have been a huge deal for a big celeb like her to do 10 years ago, but nowadays, it’s like “Where’s the butt plug, where’s the gape”….FOLLOW HOWIE MANDELL’s LEAD AND SHOW US THE PORLAPSE…

But whether you find her a creature from the science lap, bred with primordial dwarfism genes in the DISNEY lab or not, she is still a huge star with her bare ass out underwater and that’s a start…

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2022

11

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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Whenever I walk by a MILF, or a pregnant chick, as I do all the time now, since apparently NOT ALL WOMEN abort their babies, I am sure a lot have realized keeping the kid, albeit responsibility can be lucrative if the sperm involved is rich, so why not rook a motherfucker with your cunt, by breeding with him whether he likes it or not…and it really doesn’t only apply to rich people…there are countless ladies out there trying to get knocked up to manipulate or hook in a motherfucker…even if he’s broke….LOVE…makes people do crazy things…

But yeah, whenever I walk by a mom or a soon to be mom, I say, usually under my breath “I know where you like to be cummed”….or “someone swallowed a load with her cunt”….you know things like that to remind me that not only has she had sex, but she’s been cummed in, and I always wonder if it was because she had a creampie fetish, as this generation does, you know with demands like “Cum in my fuck hole so I feel it dripping out of me all day”…..with a “give me a fucking baby you incel fuck”….you know looking for intimacy while not scared of AIDS, or is it an accident they kept..you know like all those RAPE abortions they talk about when defending abortions…..

The point is, these are self proclaimed MILFs, some could just be old bitches faking the whole being irresponsible get naked moms,, so they likely didn’t have the abortions, but most certainly were busted inside and are now showing off how that affects their overall ROTTING and to some people with mommy issues, it’s a fetish….

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2022

11

Jul

Emma Roberts Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Emma Roberts posted a few bikini pics the OTHER DAY that I celebrated by calling her a nepotism hire, which I assume she is but that I don’t really care about, because she brings joy to any show she’s been in that I’ve seen, and I would, which is VERY hard for me to admit, ALMOST, but barely, call myself a fan.

Now my version of Fan Boy is typically hating the celeb less than I hate other celebs while liking their tits more than I like other celebs, and unfortunately, their performances in shows they are on impact that….which by default means I think positively of acting performances and that is something I never want to admit, or never want to experience, or never want to be….it’s far more rewarding to just hate on every aspect of these spoiled brat lives….but some slip through the cracks….

So mom Roberts, being busy doing mom shit, like playing the MILF by the pool, seems to be into her body, cuz she keeps posting it, maybe on the prowl for some cock, or on the prowl to piss off some cock that has fucked her over, you can never really tell the motivation of a woman, especially a crazy spoiled one like this, who I believe got arrested for domestic abuse, but that just makes her more passionate, fiery and crazy..so I never hold a prior against a woman, if anything, it’s an aphrodisiac, some FOREPLAY….feisty and unstable makes for fun to be smothered by while they rage fuck your face with their vaginas as they cry or bang their heads against the wall before taking a huge shit on your chest..you know unpredictable.

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