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2010

02

Mar

Charlize Theron is Still into the Arpatheid of the Day


Charlize Theron is from South Africa and for any of you who know anything about South Africa, you will know that there were laws passed in the 1940s for the preferential treatment of whites. The set up three categories of people, The Whites, The Blacks and the Colored and there were White only jobs, blacks couldn’t marry the whites and it went on into the late 70s and early 80s, meaning Charlize Theron was raised on this racist shit in her youth….explaining why she has a black driver and as nice and warm as she is to the motherfucker, you know hugging and kissing him goodbye like they are best friends, he’s still her fucking limo driver, something typical of the Apartheid when married white women would let their hired black labor take time off to teach their lonely pussies a lesson, no matter how good of a job they do, or how much they fall in love with each other, or how exciting it is to be so naughty and criminal, they still send them back out to the fuckin’ field to shovel elephant shit, or whatever the fuck kinda shit they have in Africa, cuz they are still blacks and those are just the fuckin’ rules. I guess you can’t break down the shit your parents taught you, it’s kinda etched into your fuckin’ brain and her racism doesn’t upset me, I think she’s fuckin’ hot, whether she considers me an equal citizen or member of society or not…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Apartheid|Charlize Theron

2010

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think the end is here – or at least near because I am fucking sick and I am that annoying asshole you all hate who gets a cold and transforms into a little fucking girl because I can’t deal with it like a fucking man….or even like a woman because I am not resiliant, I am weak and pathetic and in pain…

So here are my stepLINKS while I curl up and die….

I’m the Last Person to Give Anyone Parenting Advice, but I Suppose Alcoholism, Drug Abuse and Domestic Violence *May* Not Be the Best Place to Raise Children
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Today In Shitty Reality TV Publicity Stunts: Some Other Slut is Saying She’s a Dyke
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Hottest Student Bodies: Top 50 Universities Ranked By Looks
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The Sexiest Celebrities Born This Month
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Because You Spend All Your Time Online Anyways, You May As Well Get Off
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Man Kim Kardashian’s Ass and Tits Just Get Bigger By the Day
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Reading Rainbow’s Banned Book Review: American Psycho – VIDEO
(This is Amazing)
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Laetitia Casta Boobs In See Through Dress
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Vince Vaughn Looks Like He’s Deep Throated Before
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Figure Skater Michelle Kwon is Still Lookin Bangable
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Is there anything that Japan can’t do weirder than us? This take on Britain’s Got Talent breakthrough Susan Boyle – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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She’s a Squirter! – VIDEO
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I Could Stare at Sofia Vergara All Day
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Crack Addicts do the Crack Dance – VIDEOs
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Diamond Dave’s Ninja School! Enroll Now! – VIDEO
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Ciara is a Dirty Dancer – VIDEO
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Jesus Christ Look at The Size of Mariah Carey’s Tits
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Heather and Tiffany Get It On
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The Ghost Of Lindsay Lohan’s Future
(This May Make You Puke)
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Here’s The Trailer for the A-Team Movie – VIDEO
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A Tribute To Salma Hayek’s Breast
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dakota Fanning May Be Jailbai But You’re a Perv and You’re Okay With That
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SNL Makes Fun of We Are the World
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I Would Think a Floor Would HAve Collapsed UNDER Snookie Before a Roof Collapsed Over Her, But Whatever
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Nurse on the Fucking Machines
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Irina Sheik Gallery
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Terrifying
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Happy Birthday from Bryoni-Kate!
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This Amazing Smoking and Drinking Chimp Has to Go to Rehab! Lame!
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25 Awesome Mustaches
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Gotta Make That Paper Man! – VIDEO
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Extreme Arm Wrestling – VIDEO
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Guess Which Singing Fatty Has Gotten Even Fatter?
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Here’s The Trailer for showgirls 2 – VIDEO
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BONUS:

Follow Me You Pricks
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Another Bonus – Some Rapper No One Has Ever Heard of Leaked Her Nude Pictures and Rash Pictures for Attention….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Mar

Jessica Simpson Gets a Facial of the Day

Well this picture is a huge fucking disappointment….not that I thought Jessica Simpson would actually post pictures of her getting cumshots to her face, but you never fucking know with these crazy bitches who crave male attention cuz they can’t keep a man and their baby sister has already started a family, while she is just stuck nurturing a fear of dying along….she needs to step it up…spa days doesn’t equal husbands…she might as well be posting pictures of her fucking cats playing with yarn in some accepted her fate as a single desperate woman kinda depressing shit…

Posted in:Facial|Jessica Simpson

2010

01

Mar

Homeless Woman Wake-Up Call of the Day

Some people who stay at fancy hotels have a nice, friendly, happy girl at the front desk calling them so that they don’t miss their plane. Some people who live in nice homes have a luxurious alarm clock that wakes them up to soothing music to start their day off right, other people have shit like “UV” alarm clocks that simulate the sunrising in their rooms, some people like me wake up when we have to go throw up our insides all over the toilet because the older we get the less our stomach can handle the nightly hard drinking…..wll other people wake up to a stream of fucking piss from annoying dudes who think it’s funny that you’re asleep on the fuckin’ sidewalk and as bad as this may be, because maybe the woman isn’t right mentally, or maybe she’s an addict and needed the money they paid her to do this to her, or maybe they are just dicks and thought it was funny, but it is the life she chose for herself so don’t feel bad laughing at this…not that you would…

Posted in:Homeless Woman|Wake Up

2010

01

Mar

Audrina Patridge Doing What She’s Supposed to Be Doin’ of the Day

With a little photoshop and little clothes Audrina is fuckin’ rockin, so I’m not sure why her career is based on her not being half naked and photoshopped. I seriously would not hate her nearly as much as I do if she just embraced what she was supposed to be doing, instead of polluting TV and events like some kind of fucking joke she clearly is on the regular, when she could just be releasing pictures of her naked or topless on the regular instead. Sure, I’m not a manager or agent, and if I was all I would be doing is trying to get the bitches in as little clothing as possible, but I am a man and I can tell you that in Audrina’s case, it would really make her a valid contribution to society, instead of the stain on society she’s become, so let’s just hope this is a preview of what’s to come, because if she’s capable of this, she’s capable of more, dirtier and better shit, just as soon as she gets her head out of her ass and realizes this is all she has going for her….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini|Photoshoot

2010

01

Mar

Brit Gastineau in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Brit Gastineau is my overweight friend on twitter and I use the word friend as loose as the lips of her vagina, or the stretched out elastic waistband of her panties, because she only messaged me once to tell me off for making fun of how fat she was in Hollywood standards.

Seriously, I’d cast her to play my wife in my biopic that will never be filmed, but that’s only because I feel she’ll really channel the retarded talentless hack my wife actually is because she too is a talentless retarded hack and I guess none of that really matters because I think Kim Kardashian is the only person keeping her relevant and I am the only person who bothers posting pictures of her because I feel an emotional attachment to destroying her self esteem and leading her to either eat her way out of the pain, or starve herself into anorexia, and the whole thing kinda excites me …. just not sexually…because getting sexually excited by Gastineau is the same as getting sexually excited by a dancing gay man, it’s not very hetero….unless of course you are an opportunist and realize that she’s got a nice little trust fund you can prey on if you weren’t as socially awkward, weird, and living in the midwest as you are…but I guess that only works for people who can’t jerk off to naked women or porn anymore, it’s been played out, and they can only really get off to concept.

Who fuckin’ cares….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brit Gastineau|See Thru

2010

01

Mar

Britney Spears Scary Tits Need a Bra of the Day

Britney Spears has some wild-style nipples. It’s like they are all over the fucking place in some real sloppy fucking mess, making the rumor of her having implants a serious fucking joke, unless she did have implants and got them removed, leaving her tits this saggy, empty bag in desparate need of getting filled.

I really can’t imagine anyone being able to jerk off to this shit, but then again, that’s probably giving you a little too much credit, cuz if there is a will there’s a way. I will say that these are the kind of tits, if you do jerk off to, you end up really questionning yourself with shit like “did I really just cum to that?”. “What’s wrong with me?”, “Has it got so bad that I got no standards in my masturbation too?”….kinda thing…

But I guess it is Britney and here are the pics…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus – some pictures of her ass crack….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Scary Tits|Sloppy Nipples

2010

01

Mar

Katherine McPhee Trying on Clothes of the Day

I guess Katherine McPhee is at the bra store, trying on bras and I wasn’t really sure why I bothered posting this shit, because I don’t think Katherine McPhee matters, sure she had an eating disorder and that’s alway a good mentor to the kids, but assume it had more to do with it reminding me of the month I spent at the bra store in the local mall every fucking day, before being asked to stay the fuck away, because shit is pornographic, you know chicks of all ages checking each other out, grabbing at themselves, testing how much cleavage a bra gives and the whole thing was an amazing free show. It’s like the second they walked into the shit, they didn’t give a fuck about being respectable ladies, and instead were full-fledged whores. It was some safe haven they could be their true selves, which apparently wasn’t open to having visitors like me…here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Clothes|Katherine McPhee|See Thru

2010

01

Mar

Rihanna On TV with No Pants on of the Day

I feel like I am watching some obscure Japanese kids show where the host is some black Voodoo whore who was hired to teach the kids how to dance in her weird pajamas cuz whatever the fuck Rihanna is wearing, it’s on some creepy fucking Teletubby meets infantilism fetish shit, and I know this is old, but I just saw the shit today and figured I’d post it, regardless of how done and over I think the talentless vessel being exploited by the American record companies is….

Posted in:Dutty Wine|Japanese|Kids Show|Rihanna

2010

01

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Kissing Men of the Day

I know Lohan isn’t from New Jersey, but she is from Long Island and I can only assume that Long Island is like Jersey, only there’s more new money in the shit, but it’s equally as trashy, or maybe Lohan’s just jealous that Snooki is getting all the attention and decided that it’d make sense to swagger jack her.

You know the dyed black hair, the tits busting out of the shit, the making out with random old men who give her attention because they are huge fashion designers and convincing herself she’s friends with him by hanging with him, and making it look like they are best buddies by raping his face, making her feel better about the direction her career has taken, you know, like she’s still relevant….and as long as I am alive, she is still relevant, she is everything I like about the American Dream….the only thing I hate about her is that she’s not raping my face…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cavalli|Kissing|Lindsay Lohan