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2010

18

Feb

Haylie Duff Ugly Watch of the Day

Remember when Haylie Duff thought she had what her sister had since they were from the same womb, so she took her ugly face and tried to make it famous, you probably don’t because it only lasted a week, but it was pretty funny to watch . It was that whole older sister unable to accept the younger sister is just better than her, before having to deal with it but still finding restitution by spending her sister’s money and milking her sister’s name to live the good life. You showed her Haylie…you fucking dog of a woman….seriously, she doesn’t look human, it’s like if you could have everything go wrong in the womb, you’d end up with this….I think I’ve sketched cartoons that are hotter than this and I don’t know how to draw…seriously, what the fuck am I lookin’ at, I can’t figure it out, I juse know it is scary….especially for the guy who dates her to get to Hilary….he has to look this in the face and tell her he loves her before fucking her all to get invited to meet the family…that’s some fucking committment to the cause….ok, enough of this….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Haylie Duff|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

Anna Paquin Does the Hayden Panettiere of the Day

I guess short, broad shouldered, small breasted, stalky legged bitches all look the same, at least to me because I don’t bother noticing their faces, like they were fat girls, because something in my brain just shuts off by the time I get to their faces and erases the shit like Will Smith in Men in Black. Sometimes the faces in my memories of the busted up, awkward bodies I’ve fucked turn into all kinds of things, like famous cartoon characters, monsters, blurred out like rapists being interviewed on 20/20, or pixelated like they were vagina on a mainstream website…..

Either way, here’s Anna Paquin dressed like she was Hayden Panettiere, but I guess it makes sense, since they are forced to shop in the same midget stores so they are bound to overlap their outfits every once in a while due to limited selection….

Here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Hayden Panettiere

2010

18

Feb

Mischa Barton Making Herself Look Alive of the Day

One of the bigger jokes that happened in Hollywood in the last 24 hours are these pictures of Mischa Barton trying to get herself made up, done up, cleaned up in this makeover.

You see the last few months she’s been drinking hard, rockin’ a cocaine bloated face, she hasn’t been showering and I put her on the death watch, mainly because she looked like she was one night into a fatal overdose…like a fat swollen corpse but I guess she’s decided to step things up, shower and get her hair and make-up done, to show us that she’s not going to give up fully just yet, she’s gonna have at least one more night of beauty and glamor, where everyone notices her new clean hair and big fat tits, but I figure this look lasted a solid 20 minutes before she started sweating, jonesing leading to ripping lines in the taxi to get her fix….

One of the bigges jokes that’s happened in my life in the last 24 hours is that this is my fucking life…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Made-Up|Mischa Barton|Tits

2010

18

Feb

Rihanna’s Rude Boy Behind the Scenes of the Day

Rihanna proves that good marketing can make peipople real fucking famous, because she’s really not that interesting to listen to and she’s seriously not that interesting to watch, even when in skin tight outfits thanks to her weight gain and I’m pretty much ready for her to disappear and the good news is that I am pretty sure this is her last album at the top, I really think the rest of the world is tired with her too, and her 15 minutes that turned into 4 years are over.

I can only hope she wasn’t paid very much so that she get sent back home and is forced to live in her shanty she grew up in and in ten years this celebrity dream will feel more like a dream than reality, I figure it is possible since she is from the islands and based on the maid I used to work with when I was a gardener for a rich family, people from the islands get ripped the fuck off…..but my luck is usually not that good….

Posted in:Behind the Scenes|Rihanna|Rude Boy

2010

18

Feb

Kylie Minogue Comes Prepared of the Day

I guess since the cancer scare, Kyle Minogue is ready for anything, and based on how she’s dressed it is safe to say that she knows life is a funny thing that throws all kinds of situations in your face and that there is just no way of predicting the next event or situation, at least that’s what I like to think, because with padding like that, it looks like she’s in military army, ready to drop to her knees and disarm any erection that throws itself in her face and down her throat, because these are some serious dicksucking pants, but maybe dressing for sucking dick is just a fantasy of mine and really she’s just like the crazy cancer survivor who used to hang out in the park wearing tin foil asking radom people if they had lead sheets to fight off the cancer rays in some kind of serious insanity….either way, we should all appreciate fashionable yet functional whore gear and here’s some Kylie Minogue modeling it….

Here she is in a See Through skirt at the Brit Awards, cuz I guess not having your own tits or nipples makes a bitch try harder….that’s not mean to be a joke cuz Breast Cancer is a serious issue…It’s just simple psychology….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dick Suckin' Pants|Kylie Minogue

2010

18

Feb

A Still from Shakira’s New Music VIdeo of the Day

Shakira’s last video was masturbated to everywhere. Seriously, it had so many views on Youtube that there was no way a gang of fucking perverts didn’t have shit on repeat. I think more people saw that video than are actually on the interent daily, it’s lik every Internet user saw the shit 18 times and that’s just not fucking normal, so I can assume that since she’s slutted out to get our attention again after years of being off the radar and already having us hooked, her next video will be some romantic bullshit for the girls to jerk off to, cuz girls look for different things in their masturbation, like emotion, while all I want is to see her South American booty bounce….and she’s already done that….

Either way, here’s a still from the shoot with Rafael Nadal. He plays tennis and I am not even sure that’s Shakira….but they say it is so let’s just pretend….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Music|Shakira|Video

2010

18

Feb

Whitney Houston Singing The Bodyguard Song of the Day

Here is a video of Whitney Houston. I am not posting it because I think she is hot, despite lookin like a black crackwhore I’d pay to suck my dick, I am not posting this becuase I think she’s a talent who speaks directly to my soul everytime she opens her mouth where I feel like my ears are making love to angels from above and emotion takesover and I feel alive, I am posting this to remind you that no matter where you are in life, the good times will end and just can’t last forever, they will most likely come crashing down on you in some kind of wreck, that leaves you taking drugs to deal with the loss, and taking water breaks performing your single most well knowns song…

Posted in:Bodyguard|Sucking|Whitney Houston

2010

18

Feb

Stacy Keibler in Leggings of the Day

I think it’s almost funny that wearing leggings are enough reason to get me to post on the site, even though every fucking girl and her mother and maybe even her grandmother are rockin’ leggings these days, like shit isn’t skin tight, ass and pussy hugging and the closest I’ll ever get to seeing them naked. I guess it is evolution of the cocktease slut, as the cocktease slut is wider spread than ever, and soon enough bitches will be walking around the city naked, pointing to their pussies asking if you want it only to say “you can’t have it” so you act like the caveman you are and take it because there’s only so much cocktease a man can take before raping.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leggings|Stacy Keibler

2010

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to think I am semi-retired. Today I rode the bus for three hours in the seedy part of town, hoping to find black dudes to ask a shoe shine from, or teen hookers to ask a blowjob from, but instead I just got thrown around cuz I gave my seat up to a pregnant chick, not by choice but by peer pressure and I’m not sure if you know this, but during the day, the ghetto has a lot of fucking pregnant chicks taking the bus, I guess it makes sense since they don’t work, don’t have cars, and need to go to doctors and drug dealers and john’s to get by, cuz they won’t let a baby get in the way of much but my peaceful public transit ride….I need a hobby…

Here are my stepLINKS…


Kim Kardashian is Pretty Much Retarded and Probably Cost This Dude His Job
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Britney Spears for Candies Makes Her Look Bangable Again
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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The 10 Hottest Taiwanese Women
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Because I Know You Like a Dirty, No Good Slut as Much as I Do
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Lindsay Lohan is Nearly Topless
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Live Avatar Role Playing – VIDEO
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Katie Price Has Big Whore Dreams For Her Daughter
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Sienna Miller Panty Upskirt Throwback
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A Lego Robot That Solves Rubiks Cubes and Pretty Much Blew My Mind – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Tori Spelling’s Face?
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She Masterbates in the Car – VIDEO
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Gotta Love it When Shakira Shakes That Thang
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Pete Wentz is an Idiot and I Hate Him
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Holly Valance is Lookin Hot
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Now THAT’S Deep Throating
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Gary Coleman Flips the Fuck Out on the Insider – VIDEO
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Vanessa White is SHowing a Whole Lot of Nipple
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Vikki is a Sexretary
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Yeah I’d Bang Alesha Dixon
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Tiffany
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Elaine From Seinfeld is Totally a Bangable Cougar
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Man Admits To Throwing 3-Month-Old Daughter Off A Bridge
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Bus fight! VIDEO
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Capri and Georgia Fuck Each Other After School
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One Prank, On Marriage Proposal – VIDEO
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Kelly Osbourne is Lookin Cute Lately
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These Sluts Are a Few Good Reason’s You Should Watch The Olympics
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25 Animals Wearing Glasses
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Nose With BB Gun – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm Bryci
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Nieve Jennings Knows How To Sell Cars….er…Lingerie
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

17

Feb

Racist of the Day

I think this old man just asked a black dude to shine his shoes. That shit is more racist that John Mayer’s dick….but funny as fuck….you can’t make out the first part of their fight but the old white man does some serious damage and throws does some punches and dude gets fucked…I guess when a big burly white racist dudes starts fucking with you, you shouldn’t go try to smack him up….life lesson of the day…

Posted in:Racist