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2022

23

Aug

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

Kelly Gale seems to be in the Sauna with some weird fucking boots on, because I’ll assume this is for fashion, since she’s one of those important fucking models, but at least she got the majority of her Sauna outfit right, by being topless!

It’s not the first time you’ve seen her topless I am sure, she’s a VS model, SI Swim Model, been in the titty model game for 8 or 9 years and is only 27, so the majority of her adult life has been built around these tits!

This is for Vogue Scandinavia, which is why there’s a Sauna, she’s Swedish, she gets it, and her husband or soon to be husband is her co-star in the shoot, because she’s an actor named Joel Kinnaman that was in the 2021 Suicide Squad, which I think may have been a pile of dog shit, but good enough of an acting career that I assume is far more successful in his Native Sweden from before making the crossover to Hollywood, and thus GOOD enough for a bikini / lingerie / titty model to wallet fuck hard enough to make babies that will pay them 20k a month for 18 years! Modern LOVE, Modern Romance! All transactional whores!

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2022

23

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I am the ambassador of Tiny Tits! I am a Tiny Tit Activist! I do Tiny Tit Philanthropy where I empower, include, see, hear and understand the plight of the tiny tit and PUT THOSE FUCKERS in my mouth!

There is an attack in our great nation and the world as a whole against our FREEDOM to having TINY TITS, because girls, weak minded girls are brainwashed into thinking that big tits are the answer, forcing all the tiny tit girls to either feel like they can’t make it, or wonder if they’d have done better if they were stacked, to which I say, ALL TIT LIVES MATTER!

Those girls need to be told that tiny tits are hot, they often come on hot bodies, they almost ALWAYS look better than fake tits, without all the expense, hassle, recovery, and inflammation from poisoning their damn bloodstreams with a foreign object that the body is trying to reject!

I am the person to tell them, but will my voice be heard, will they care what I think, will I ever be able to make that change against systemic discrimination against Tiny Tits, probably not, but at least I can jerk off to them because not all tiny tit girls think their tiny tits are a liability and use them in their marketing of their personal brand and subscription sites!

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

23

Aug

Dove Cameron Nude Selfie of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some freakish super famous child star who I guess came out of Disney, which isn’t rally saying much, since Disney owns basically every media company out here, so anyone who works is working for Disney, but either ways, she’s a dark energy that seems like she’s suicidal most of the time, convenient, since her dad apparently off-ed himself too, you know, happy uplifting talent needed to keep the kids on their SSRIs!

Her captions are weird, her photos are weird, and her NUDES are clearly pretty fucking weird!

Maybe she thinks this is high concept, the bouquet in focus with her out of focus in the reflection, but it reminds me of something I’d buy at the flea market to put on the wall in my trailer park home, you know classy for trash, not that trailer parks are trash anymore, all the Gen Z kids are living in 100,000 dollar vans, it’s the future or whatever!

Anyway, the point of the story is that this is some backpages caliber escort agency website nude, but she is nude, you can’t see bush or pussy lips or any of that good stuff, but it’s a nude, it counts, fuck you!

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2022

23

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I just had a few close encounters of the tight pants kind in a matter of minutes between each, which was convenient because it’s Tight Pant Tuesday!

It’s one of those stars aligning for a not very ambitious internet loser, where other people feel as though God is looking out for them when they sell their first script, land their first big deal, maybe find their soul mate, if that even exists, it does, I’m a romantic, I just married for free rent, and not on a very nice place but it works, but yeah, some people think the stars align for them when they have their first kid, when they win the lottery, or when they win at something they worked really hard for and were about to give up and I’m over here low ambition, easy to please, just happy three or four girls in tight pants walked by me while I was sitting on a bench outside a coffee shop!

In each of these tight pant encounters, I looked straight for the cunt, to make sure that I could see it, since some girls don’t have fat pussy lips, and their more modest vaginas aren’t visible, which is disappointing to the spectator, but still a fun dance, almost like a shitty tiktok dance, with no chance of going viral or getting rich, that involves looking at the cunt, looking at the face to ensure I can look back at the cunt, and being unassuming, or someone that people find offensive or gross, they ALWAYS look the other way!

So the life lesson here is to be as undesirable as possible and you too will be able to look at cunt in tight pants like the unsung anti-hero you are!

Or you can just look at the self produced tight pant content uploaded to the internet in hopes the undesirables sign up for their subscription site!

Free previews work for me!

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2022

23

Aug

Olivia Ponton Slutty Dress of the Day

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Olivia Ponton is some 19 year old TikTok girl that they call a model, and she’s in some revealing dress to show off that skinny body, which as a small tit enthusiast I don’t really mind, it’s her face that’s throwing me off in a cro magnon, early man kind of way, but that’s just me not liking big dopey ape like heads, it’s a matter of personal preference and I am allowed to have mine!

The funny thing about Ponoton, along with being an SI SWIM MODEL while SI SWIm tries to cloutchase and get the younger crowd in a “How do we appeal to Gen Z” – “cast TikTokers as your swim models”, basic, boring, obvious, but whatever, the funny thin about Ponoton is that she’s actually got 4 sets of nipples down her milk line through her mid-section, that I don’t think anyone has told her are nipples, or that she just assumes are birth marks, or that she knows are nipples for the supplementary nipple fans!

I have three nipples, I’m sure I’ve mentioned in many times before, it basically defines me, and humiliated me at 14 when the doctor told me what it was, so I know how these things look and I can tell you with confidence she’s got em!

The funny thing about supplemental nipples, especially when you’ve got them down your entire body like a freakish cat, is that no one flags them as a part of the free the nipple movement, or as NSFW!

It’s one of those where her tits are lacking, her nipples made up for it, but in a terrible way!

At least she’s skinny!

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Posted in:Olivia Ponton

2022

23

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if I’m just an old school pervert, or maybe it’s because I’m a Canadian based pervert where it’s winter for about 90 percent of the year, but I still think there’s something real hot about Swimsuits, which seems crazy when you think about, since girls are such dirtbags now!

I was always perfectly happy looking at a bitch seeking validation or as she’d describe in her own words “just documenting my life, the bikini is just me being honest” or whatever rationale they use to divert from being thirst trappers crying for likes and follows!

I thought, shit, if she looks this good in a bikini she must be so hot naked, which would lead to thinking about all the big cocks her gaping hole gets filled with, or other dirty shit she does, but now, the clout relies on filming themselves doing their dirty shit, otherwise it didn’t happen, or som other oversharing instagram shit, when I’m over here still happy with the bikini pics!

I guess the upsell, or the foundation of the subscription model, is having the bikini pics, to lure people into the throat fucking videos on onlyfans, since people don’t have an imagination, but the point is, bikinis and swimsuit thirst trapping still happens, so NO complaints over here from a simpler pervert in these modern pervert times!

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2022

23

Aug

Girl Flashing Stranger of the Day

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I don’t know who this girl is, but she looks like a lot of fun as she flashes unsuspecting strangers, who I guess could be planted or staged, but probably aren’t since they want that REAL moment, America’s Funniest Videos, troll / reveal, but it’s the internet it’s all fucking fake, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at!

Obviously, we’re a slutty fucking society of perverts getting half naked on the internet for money, thanks to prostitution basically being packaged as a viable business!

We’ve known prostitution makes money since the dawn of time, I mean how many strippers did I know with BMWs, and boyfriends who sat on couches smoking weed all day in their penthouse apartments back in the 90s – A LOT!

Anyway, I am only posting this, not because normie girls are exhibitionists, getting naked in public, but because girls like to complain that they have it so bad, meanwhile, get a dude doing the same thing to a chick on the bus or grocery store and motherfucker gets arrested for indecent exposure, maybe landing a sex offender for life status, but when a chick does it, it’s empowering, you go POWER woman being powerful!

I think it’s a great direction for society as I wait on this bench for a hot young bitch to flash me, it hasn’t happened yet, but if I wait long enough, MAYBE it will! You gotta put yourself out there, you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take!

Posted in:Videos

2022

23

Aug

Her T-Shirt is the Wrong Size and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Couple Sluts

A Couple More Sluts

Big Cleavage

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not on some man power kick that the misogynists banned off twitter over the years have been on, you know the men are men, women are shit approach to misogyny!

I am more on the kick of stop being a little cuck bitch from eating too much estrogen thanks to all the chemicals in the air, water and your food, from industrialized farming and BIRTH CONTROL pills in the drinking water!

I am a be a fucking man kind of guy, who won’t apologize for being a man, but who will see injustices towards men!

Like how no one gets mad when girls rape guys, because girls can rape guys, guys are just expected to like sex even from pig bitches and should want it from whoever gives it to us, and sure, once those rapist bitches go too far there’s no turning back and we need to pop off, but when a girl gets raped and has an orgasm it’s the end of the world, when a guy gets raped and has an orgasm, it’s cuz he liked it!

That’s some bullshit right there, so women rapists out there, keep in mind that we don’t like being raped, so to get back at us for being toxic men, rape us harder, better, maybe even bring a friend, gang rape us, we deserve it, but don’t leave us with blue balls because we may not consent, but we’ll still cum in you!

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2022

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Ask me anything, everyone needs to be an influencer begging their fans to suck their dick, to support them, to do this and do that, to buy this or buy that, all doing some phoney ass crowd-work to manipulate and pander to people, in order to elevate their own successes, but there was a time when people didn’t beg their fans to do shit, they just did what they did and the fans existed, usually secretly, making it a two class system that didn’t feel like a two class system, but here we are now, US vs THEM, THEM vs US, and very motherfucker is trying to make you a subscriber, capture your email to re-market to you, and they aren’t even the EVIL AI trying to take over humanity, they are just local influencers, models, actors, politicians, bloggers, podcasters being transactions and it never ends because too many people do this shit…

I’m over here with no fans after running a site for 20 years, unable to pull any of that off because you don’t give a fuck about me, you don’t exist, or maybe I don’t exist, either way, I wish I could herd you like cattle to venmo me all your money, or really, if I did, we’d be on a swingers cruise right fucking now, the drunken step losers fucking bitches together like a bunch of estrogen filled cucks that we are!

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Harry Style Does Rolling Stone!
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Lindsay Lohan Glam
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Man Givs Armadillo some Water
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Oscar Isaac Didn’t Feel Awkward during Chastain Sex Scenes
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Romi Frenkel is Sunkissed!
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Gary Busey Gets his Creep On
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Baby Panda Won’t Leave Zookeeper
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Baseball May be More Dangerous than Ever
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Kristen Cavallari Gets in on Teenage Dirtbag Trend
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Lily Allen in Panties!
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Seven Innocent Convicts Get Freed
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Emily Ratajkowski Cuts her Own Hair
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Lorde is in a Bikini for New Video
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Lewd Act in the Oakland A’s Stands!
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Topless Model and her Pearl Necklace
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Tire Roll with 4 People In It
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Teen Shot Three Times Lives to Tell the Tale
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Girl Falls Asleep on her Boobs
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