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2010

02

Feb

Trying To Look up Elle Macpherson’s Skirt of the Day

I don’t know why Elle Macpherson is on a bed posing with bras but I am not as excited about it as I was in 1988 when she was showing off her nipples in the SI Swimsuit video back in a time when she was way more eager to get noticed, now bitch is all jacked up with support pantyhose and spanx and whatever else is containing her mom pussy to make sure it doesn’t sneak ot of her skirt as mom pussies tend to do when they are let out to play…but at least she gave us a glimpse of what could have been or maybe of what once was….and I’ve spent the last 10 mintues lookin’ at these pictures trying to see up her skirt but it’s been a serious waste of time….but I figured you’re just a bored as I am so I’m giving you something to do with your useless self. Giving you purpose. you’re welcome…

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Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Skirt

2010

02

Feb

People Still Care that Lohan Looks Like Shit of the Day

Someone asked me why people still take pictures of Lindsay Lohan and I really didn’t have an answer for them because I’m not an expert of the entertainment industry and I really don’t know why they would bother wasting my time asking me such stupid shit. I don’t give a fuck, I just make them think I do cuz I sit here all day waitin for these bitches to get naked, hard nipples or release sex tapes, they just never do.

I guess people don’t let go. They feel emotionally attached to these idiots like they actually know these idiots when these idiots don’t give a fuck about them and never will. These idiots just care about themselves, spending easy money and living large while the rest of the world suffers. They are pretty much the lowest form of human and even homeless people contribute more or at least are more interesting.

So when people like Lohan who work so little they should be at the level of celebrity where she can walk through a mall and not get noticed or harrassed, they are instead getting their pictures taken and people are writing about it, I don’t get it, but I wait, knowing the this story ends in disaster and either a sex tape or suicide will eventually hit…and as we wait we get to watch her look shittier and shittier every fuckin’day…proving she’s not the pussy we once jerked off to because all good things come to an end.

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Posted in:Disgusting|Lindsay Lohan

2010

02

Feb

Isabel Lucas is Pretty Refreshing of the Day

I get called a faggot almost everyday. People don’t get my taste in women. They don’t understand that just because I can’t help but see the flaws in these disgusting humans in hollywood, doesn’t mean I don’t like pussy….for the most part there are hotter girls in our hometowns and I just don’t get won over by the marketing machine that tells me twats like Reese Witherspoon or other trash that people have been brainwashed to think are hot….and hate the egos these girls get from being who they are.

They go off about how I have horrible taste in woman and complain cuz I like skinny bitches with round asses, perky tits and faces I want to cum on to mark my fucking territory like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant or some shit. The call me a white dude who likes little boys and every once in a while I come across some hot pussy that has snuck its way into the hell that is celebrity who deserves to be celebrated and Isabel Lucas is one of those girls….reminding me that I’m not gay and that I still like girls as much as I did when I used to go to the trouble of date raping them a few years ago and its nice to know I haven’t been tainted by Hollywood and either has Isabel Lucas yet.

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2010

02

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off her Tits of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is Hollywood’s new it girl and by it girl, I mean she’s starring in every piece of shit movie your 15 year old girlfriend without a clue will try to make you go to. You know shit about Iraq soldiers deployed and other heart wrenching bullshit that doesn’t involve her getting fucked on screen while high on meth, roles I prefer to shit written by the person being “The Notebook”…but at least she’s showing off tit because tits make everything better…even ridiculously shitty choices in movies…keep up the good work you fucking cunt I can’t stand.

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried. Tits

2010

02

Feb

Rachel Bilson is Boring as Fuck of the Day

Rachel Bilson is pretty fucking boring. She could have really done something with her life like publically humilate herself – develop a drug addiction – release a sex tape – turn to porn – show up to events half naked or flash the world her little brunette pussy…The world was her fucking oyster and instead she ran off and got engaged or married to fucking Luke Skywalker and live a quiet life on a farm in Canada, under the radar and not in the party scene making her waste of fucking time….

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Posted in:Boring|Rachel Bilson

2010

02

Feb

Pink’s Cocaine Injury of the Day

Pink had the performance of her lifetime. She didn’t need smoke and mirrors to blow the public away. She didn’t need fashion stunts to get attention like she was Lady Gaga…. I mean unless you consider singing while not missing a beat in the midst of an acrobatic Cirque du Soleil performance that ended with getting hosed the fuck down smoke and mirrors or a nude suit with glitter covering her genitals and nipples a fashion stunt to get attention….and I guess she went and celebrated with hard cocaine use resulting in injury….

Bonus – She also brought out a cameltoe to keep the mystery as to weather she is a vagina or a penis alive….

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Posted in:Cocaine|Injury|Pink

2010

02

Feb

Mike Tyson’s Not Raping a Bitch in a See Thru Outfit of the Day

It’s nice to see Mike Tyson gracefully dancing with a girl instead of beating and raping her and ending up in prison like he usually does, but I guess that’s only because the bitch is in a see thru outfit and following his fucking orders, cuz the second she slips up, you know bitch gets broke….he’d doing this for some televised show in another country…so I guess that’s why he’s on his best behavior…but we don’t really know went down when the cameras were turned off…I can only assume that one of them isn’t walkin’ right today thanks to being ripped in half…and we can’t really blame Tyson for it…anytime a bitch gets that close to a known rapist in a see thru outfit she’s asking for it….and I am not just saying that because I feel the “She was wearing a short skirt” excuse is legit and should get rapists off cuz we’re fucking animals and you can’t dangle a carrot in front of our faces without us trying to eat it….I’m saying it cuz Tyson is insane and a whole different breed of animal who really takes what he wants and hurts anyone who tries to stop him…

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Posted in:Dancing|Mike Tyson|See Thru

2010

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize earlier today that I am a fucking loser. I am just as bad as the guys I make fun of who can’t get laid, hold down a job or shower. The same people who read this fucking site despite me constantly disinviting them to the party, because when Tila Tequila, the drug addict and resident insane person on twitter deleted her profile, I smiled to myself….and that depressed me…not only shoiuld I not know who Tila Tequila is but I shouldn’t even know what twitter is and the fact that I’ve had a fight with on twitter just a few months ago puts me in a whole new category of loser, but that said, I’m happy to see the bitch losing her shit. We can only hope suicide is the next stop for her….and since this post isn’t about Tila but about me, I’ve spent the day watching “Golden Palace” and it has been life changing….to think this shit was cancelled is a fucking crime worse than canceling Conan….the networks just don’t get what the people want….yes….I should be out of the house drinking but I am broke, it is cold and I can’t leave Blanche Deveroux’s sexy talk….

That said, I made friends with a racist today. I think I’ve peaked. Here are my stepLINKS….

Her Name is Nadeea and She Wears Amazing Revealing Outfits
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Rhianna is Done. Chris Brown Beat Her Up Cuz He Knew She Was Nothing But Shit. Here she is Proving it.
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More Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits
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American Gals Love Creeps – VIDEO
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Some UK Singer Named Louise Redknapp Has a See Through Dress
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You’re Own Personal Slut Search, It’s Like Star Search With Less Singing and You’re Ed McMahon
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The 10 Hottest Women Born In February
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I Knew I Heard Gays Squealing Last Night In the Midst of a Drunken Stupor
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Life Lessons With Mr T – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Shouldn’t Use a Trendmill If You’re Fat and Drunk – VIDEO
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Vanity Fair is Racist!
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I Want Some Monica Bellucci
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Stripfilm of the Day
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since I Was Told They Bleeped Out Half of What Lil Wayne Sang Last Night, Here’s the Uncut Version
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Britney Speats Let’s It All Hang Out
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Lady Gaga’s Crotch is Downright Terrifying
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This Russian Slut Was the Star of the Grammys If You Ask Me
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Pink May Have a Sparkle Bush But She Still Looks Like a Man
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Tila Tequila Bascially Went Insane on Her Twitter Yesterday and It Was Amazing
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Snooki is Such a Little Fat Blob And This Purple Dress Makes Her Look Like Grimace From Mcdonalds
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Why The Fuck I Don’t Move Somewhere Warm and Learn to Surf is Beyond Me
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Lily the vixen Strips Down
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I Love the Razzies
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Man, Woman? I Dunno You Tell Me – VIDEO
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She’s an Anal Squirter
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Carol is Masterbating Alone
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Thousands of Cucumbers Are Abused Everyday
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Now That’s Hunting!
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Seriously WTF is Up With Hayden Panty Airs Dating These Fucking Old Men
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Roseario Dawson Nipslip Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love a Teen Model
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Mmmmmm Keri Hilson
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Mandy Takes Off HEr Tight Blue Jeans
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Victoria Shows Off
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Shawna Lenee Sends Purple Haze Through Your Brain
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See Pink’s Sparkly Vagina in Motion
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Hey There Gemma
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Accidental Time Capsule
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Some More Sluts At the Grammys
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Feb

Alison Brie is Half Jewish and Half Naked in Complex of the Day

Alison Brie is a half Jewish actress on Mad Men and now she is half naked in Complex. She’s gone a long way from performing at her local Jewish Community Center where she was trying to prove that she was as Jewish than the other Jewish kids even though she was only half the Jew she wished she could be….while the real Jews had better things to do than hang at the Jewish Community Center since they didn’t come from homes with only one Jewish parent, they were comfortable in their skin and didn’t have the same identity issues, so spent their days smoking weed and yelling at their Filipino/Mexican nannies instead….

The funny thing about Alison Brie is that her and I have something in common, we both worked as clown’s at children’s birthday parties, only she ended up on TV and I ended up with a restraining order and court ordered substance abuse classes.


To See Her Slutty Half Naked Half Jewish Pics Follow This LInk
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Posted in:Alison Brie|Complex|Strips

2010

01

Feb

Sophie Turner Showin’ Off Her Body of the Day

I don’t know how old Sophie Turner is, mainly because I don’t really know who Sophie Turner is, I just know she threatened to sue me for saying she looked like a pornstar, because she looks like a fucking pornstar, but it turns out she find that offensive, because it is beneath her to fuck on camera, but it’s not beneath her to dress half naked to events, even if she looks fucking ridiculous, like a clown you probably want to fuck, despite not knowing why you want to fuck her or who she is but strictly basing it on the fact that she’s got a vagina that’s probably been worn in proper….

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Posted in:Body|See Thru|Sophie Turner|Tits