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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day
Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day
Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day
Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day
Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day
Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day
Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day
Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day
Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day
Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2010

03

Feb

Jack Nicholson’s Daughter is in a Bikini of the Day

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Jack Nicholson’s daughter is also in the jailbait bikini movie that I think the producers knew would be a success because dudes are perverts but masked it as a story of a girl who lost her teenage bikini clad arm by a shark while surfing to keep the Christian groups off their pervert backs….because I can guarantee if I produced my teenage bikini movie I’d end up arrested and not even because of the sedatives I was feeding the teenage runaways I cast for th parts…but because society frowns on that shit….

That said, Lorraine Nicholson is actually in her final tennage year and turns 20 in a few months, so she’s not illegal, especially not here since 16 is Canada’s cut off date, but if you are American you can still fantasize about buying her alcohol illegally before having your way with her, because you like this whole being bad and breaking the law for pussy thing…….

I guess the real question everyone is asking themselves is how could she have possibly got this high profile role with no real acting experience…or maybe no one is askin that because they are too busy checking out her bikini body, especially since it’s pretty obvious she is nothing without her dad, who is a Hollywood legend and riding his coat tails and writing her name in BOLD for the audition only makes sense, I mean if she even had an audition, because all it really takes is for her dad to make a phone call thanks to nepotism…makin’ nepotism my new porn….

Here is her thick but good body before losing her mind and developing a complex that makes her a trashy slut with daddy issues and addiction, pretty much turning into a Lohan and the good news is that she’s flashing a little bald pubic area which I guess is a foreshadowing what’s to come….

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Posted in:Bikini|Jack Nicholson's Daughter|Lorraine Nicholson

2010

03

Feb

Kristin Cavallari’s Panty Ass goes Shopping of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is definitely a useless piece of shit, except when she’s showing off her panties when shopping, because any girl showing off panties when shopping, or pretty much anywhere has a use for at least on panty fetishist out there, giving her something to look forward to when her uselessness leaves her out of work again, before crawling back to her employers and last standing fan when she’s hardly needed hopin’ to get paid, but none of that matters, just look at her ass….fantasize about what those lace panties smell like, or where she has worn them before, or whether she’s been fucked in them, or masturbated with them, whether they have period stains in them, or a hole from her acidic pussy juice or just think that these panties are closer than you will ever be to her genitals, and these panties know every contour and fleshy lip ripple, they know if she is an inny or an outty, if her clit sticks out like a thumb, or if it is a mangled mess….and I guess you will too in a solid 15 years when she runs out of money and gets desperate unless of course she kills herself first.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Kristin Cavallari|Shopping

2010

03

Feb

AnnaSophia Robb is The Freshest Jail Bait in the Pond of the Day

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If you used to jerk off to Charlie and the Chocolate factory, because luring kids into your house of crazy with candy is porn to you, you may remember this girl as the girl who was in the movie….

You probably didn’t know she had a stupid name that is missing a space and that she was clearly named by some illiterate who was smart enough to exploit her by selling her to the entertainment industry.

It turns out she’s playing Bethany Hamilton, a girl who not only hangs with hot bikini asses but who is a surfing prodigy who was about to go pro before sacrificing her arm in a shark attac, making her the one armed surfer I’ve been watching since she’s been old enough to masturbate to, especially when wearing a bikini top , cuz legally you don’t have to be 18 to turn creeps on with bikini tops….

So here she is with her arm in a green sleeve because they are going to delete the shit in post production and the only reason I am posting this is because this technology is redefining amputee porn, a type of porn I had my way with in the mid-90s after reading some seriously demented erotica about stump fucking, leading me to volunteering at some rehab facility and week later being let go from the same rehab facility for pressing my dick up on as many stumps as I could, but that doesn’t matter..

What does matter is that this movie will have a lot of teen bikini, and this girl may be too young to determine whether or not she will end up hot when she grows up, but has the fact that she’s jailbait working for her. So she can ride on her age for now, as men will always have jailbait fantasies and never be too picky about who they are into, as all those fantasies require is a birthdate, the rest kinda doesn’t matter to them especially since all the other Miley jailbait is too old old and washed up to consider jailbait anymore, leavingtheir talent pool pretty empty and historically, jailbait fantasies seem to be popular and I don’t really understand it, because I like my bitches used up, sagging, experienced and disgusting because it is less pressure, they have less expectations, they know what they are doing and they don’t look like little annoying brats, cuz in the event you haven’t sat in a Starbucks, teenagers are fucking annoying as shit.

Bonus: Some Open Mouth for the Real Perverts

And Some Checking Out Her Bikini Clad Co-Stars Changing….cuz young girls always compare their naked bodies…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb|Jail Bait

2010

03

Feb

Annalynne McCord in a See Thru White Shirt of the Day

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Looks like Annalynne McCord noticed that people stopped talking about her recently, like she doesn’t matter in the world, because she doesn’t, until wearing a see thru shirt last week when showing up to some Haiti charity party she managed to sneak into in hopes of networking herself into getting another job, because once this 90210 shit expires, she’ll have no where else to go and based on her level of talent, she may end up having to crawl back to her hometown where she was a star, with her tail between her legs and memories of her stint in Hollywood, even if it was just for a minute….so here she is with her adopted Haitian and her nipples on some kind of publicity stunt that she hopes gets people talking about her, and the sad truth is that nipples work, because here I am talking about her, and all it took was nipples….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|See Thru

2010

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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In 2004 – when I started this site – I wrote this . The whole point of doing a site was to get sluts to submit nude pictures. Well last night it happened, and now I feel like I’ve accomplished what I set out for, so I’m not sure there’s really a point to go on. I am going to get drunk but I’m not going to molest you, instead I am going to give you links while I ponder my options…

Before you check my links I want you to check out this list


The 100 Hottest Sports Illustrated Models Of All Time
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Now check out my stepLINKS….

Britney Spears is a Fucking Wreck – But Her Nipples are Hard….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebrities That Need to Get Naked in a Movie NOW
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Because You Already Know That Touching Yourself is Easier Then Getting Someone Else to Touch You
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Holy Fuck What I Would Give to Be All Over Sara Harding and Her Black Bathing Suit
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I Hope People Keep Making Fun of the iPad Forever
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The 20 Worst Boob Jobs Ever
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If You Weren’t Completly disgusted by Lady Gaga Already, Here’s Her Nipple to Help You Along the Way
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Canned Tuna in Japan is Pretty Fucking Exciting, I’m Talking Star Wars Exciting – VIDEO
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So There’s Nudes Floating Around of Snooki
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I Don’t Care If She Looks As Skinny as the Kids She Adopts From Third World Countries, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie. Oh Brad Pitt is Kinda Funny too.
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5 Days You Probably Never Want to Relive
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Stripfilm of the Day
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A Bunch of Fucking Assholes Are Re-recording We Are the World and Here’s a Clip of It
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You Saw Sarah Hardings Bathing Suit Now Here Are Her Panties
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I’m All For Abortion But This Has Got to Be the Most Fucked Up Reality Show Ever
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Here’s the Oscar Nominations, for those Who Care
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Awhhh, Baby Jesus Went Back to His Manger!
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Simon Monjack is Such a Scam Artist It’s Crazy
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You Know victoria Beckham is Actually Kind of Hot When She’s Not Wearing All Sorts of High Fashion Bullshit
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Victoria Secret Swimsuit Catalog – VIDEO
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Okay Seriously, If Your Wife/Girlfriend/Mom Buys a Pair of These, Shoot Her in the Fucking Head
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Jana Rips Her Shirt Off
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How About a Fat Ninja
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Hey Blondie Nice Titties
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Elizabeth and The Fucking Machines
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Oldest Prank in the Books, But Still Amazing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The 90’s Were Amazing – VIDEO
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Hey Charlize Theron is Single and I Wanna Bang Her
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India Reynolds in Nude
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Elena’s Boobs Are Big
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Ahhhhh Gisele!!!!!
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Abigail Clancy Is Worth Taking a Look At
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Brooke Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Sara Plays Around in Her Bedroom
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Showering with Valentina
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Are Out and About
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Parents Lock Daughter In The Closet For A Year For Raiding The Fridge
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Lingerie in Public
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Lindsay Lohan is One Demanding Prostitute
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Camilla Alves is Fucking Hot Even Though She Just Pushed a Baby Out
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Lucy Pinder Shows Off her White Panties Even Though She’s Not So Pure….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Feb

Holly Madison is Vegas Trash Showing Off Tit of the Day

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Holly Madison looks like Vegas trash, you know the kind of small town girl who leaves their farm life to make it big by ending up in the hospitality industry in Vegas because there’s more opportunity than their small town for bleach blond rednecks in Vegas as you can never have too many strippers or hookers…and because Vegas is just the “Greatest place on earth”…

She looks like the kind of girl who like the floods of white trash, who confuses the generic bootleg Disney version of high class and 5-star as actual high class and 5 star, because anyone who has been to Vegas, knows Vegas is a fucking joke designed to make a couple Casino owners billions of dollars off a whole lot of morons….smoke and mirrors just like Madison’s sex appeal…Vegas was her fucking destiny, she just accidentally went a different route….

I can’t imagine that people actually care about Holly Madison or her cleavage since she’s an ex Playboy chick in her 30s, who has already been seen naked a lot and is pretty much faded and expired by now, and I guess that’s why I am posting this, because giving you what you want is just too easy and not very rewarding or satisfying for me.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Holly Madison

2010

02

Feb

Sophie Reade and Her Friends Look Interesting of the Day

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Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Sophie Reade|Trash

2010

02

Feb

Employee at an Investment Firm Likes Miranda Kerr in GQ of the Day

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This is a funny video of some boring interview on the news made good by the employee in the backgound checking out pictures of Miranda Kerr from her GQ shoot, while some other employee was doing an on-air interview, proving that people who work in offices hate their fucking lives look at pictures of half naked chicks as often as they can to distract them from the hell that they are living instead of actually doin’ the boring fucking work they are paid to do…

Posted in:Broadcast|Employee|Live|Miranda Kerr|Nude

2010

02

Feb

Christina Aguilera is Boring on Set of the Day

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I downloaded these pictures thinking I wasn’t going to end up with pictures of some Celine Dion lookin’ trash. I was like “oh shit, Aguilera on set of something called Burlesque, this is gonna be good”, maybe she’d have cameltoe, or she’d be breast feeding, or maybe even have a hard nipple, fuck I thought she’d at least look like she was worth trying to abduct and make your wife in the woods somewhere before getting caught and shot by the police but I was wrong… I am posting them anyway because I want you you to share my disappointment with me. Feel the disappointment and remember that feeling because I am sure you’ll feel it again soon, like next time you look in the mirror, or next time you open your pay check, or next time you sober up and see what you just slept with…I’m sure you’ve felt it before, only know you’ll think of me when it happens again and I’ll be glad to join you in spirit…This shit is far too emo…gonna put it out of its misery now….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Christina Aguilera

2010

02

Feb

Amy Winehouse Makes Sex Faces of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Amy Winehouse showing off a quarter tit and she’s making some serious sex faces, but then again, Amy Winehouse is always making sex faces, and as long as she doesn’t chew off her face in some kind of her drug binge, will always have sex faces, because her face is the embodiment of sex. You see, I have a thing for rotting pussy, it’s kinda all I know, so whenever it comes along whether in video, in picture, or on the street corner willing to suck me off for a couple bucks because the vagina is out of order or closed for renovations as the scabies, herpes and other fungal infections clear up, my clit shaped penis gets moist and starts tap dancing…so Amy Winehouse is a nice change from all the plastic pussy in Hollywood, cuz as I’m sure you know, plastic pussy makes you feel pathetic and alone….w

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Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Sex Faces