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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2009

Dec

Leighton Meester Sluttin’ it Up at a Blog Party of the Day

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As a guy who unfortunately has a celebrity website, not by choice by by circumstance, I don’t understand how other people who have these celebrity sites gain celebrity status. Am I the only one ashamed of having a website? Website are for fucking losers, not for cool people you even invite to your fucking part….

Blogging is not that relevant and far from cool. I mean I feel like a fucking loser every morning when I wake up and realize I have to post pics of the slut, fetish star from the halfway house attending events. It is not a solid business. It is just a shitty phenomenon that hit the last 6 year and it really amazes me that people make money off the shit.

What we do is easy, that’s no secret, it isn’t innovative, it’s one of those “I can do that too” situations, otherwise, a lazy motherfucker like me wouldn’t be doing it. I take pictures other people take and run my mouth on the shit.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really give a fuck either way whether these blog parties go down, or if these bloggers are treated or seen as stars and make huge money, if anything I give them props cuz I can’t pull off that same hustle, partially because I don’t want to and because the public doesn’t like me as much, but my opinion of blogger is that they are the people you wouldn’t even invite to your party cuz they are the weird kid in the corner, hell I wouldn’t even go to a party I was hosting, because blogger’s aren’t cool, party people or celebrities you want hosting a fucking party, they are people you want to keep behind their computers.

But I guess he’s doing something right and at least he’s not Perez Hilton but still makin’ the big money and getting celebrities I’d fuck if I was drunk enough to his event, even if he paid her to perform badly and she was more than willing to do so because she is desperate to be heard as a singer, thinkin maybe he’ll do what Perez did for Lady Gaga, while I sit here in the freezing cold of my unheated shit hole I call home….Maybe I should change my attitude and get excited about this bullshit, but I just can’t seem to see past the fact that it’s bullshit….oh well.

Here’s Leighton Meester….

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Posted in:blogger|Leighton Meester

2009

Dec

Sugababes Bikini Asses From Behind of the Day

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Yeah, I know, posting this garbage band in their bikinis is pretty fucking weak, but in my defense, it’s winter vacation and you should be off your computer and seducing tourists or other people on your resort, you shouldn’t be here judgin my weak Euro content.

They are in Barbados, they are in bikinis, one of them has a serious fat ass, I guess she’s doin’ the “Rihanna” , which for those of you who don’t know, is wearing a bikini in Barbados despite your fat ass.

I don’t even know who they are, but they are in bikinis and that is good enough for me….cuz I’m a pervert….and here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sugababes

2009

Dec

Yulia Voronin is Some WAG in a Bikini of the Day

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I am not European or South American so I don’t give a fuck about “Football” or soccer as it’s known by the local perverts who like watching seven year olds run around in short shorts, but I do know that people hold these motherfuckers in some serious high-esteem. They are pretty much gods, so with that kind of status, the pussy is pretty fucking easy,that’s why they call their wife’s WAGS, cuz the second dude cheats on them, they check their purses, see that black card and wad of cash and start waggin their bitch tails, especially when you import them from your home country to accompany you in the good life like this bitch Yulia and here she is doin’ the Alba in Miami because trashy Europeans love Miami this time of year….

Pics via INF

Posted in:WAG|Yulia Voronin

2009

Dec

Jade Olivia Lookin’ Weird in a One Piece of the Day

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I don’t really know much about this Tom Felton dude, but you know him from the Harry Potter movies, because shit is your favorite, you even have the fucking bed sheets, and it is also a huge part of the reason why you aren’t getting laid, not necessarily the cause, but a bi-product of just thow fucking lame you are.

I do know that he likes his pussy to look like it’s 12 years old. I’ve seen Mary Poppins, I know that all those pasty British people pedophiles and I am really not sure why but can only blame their accents cuz they think they’re still sweepin’ rich person chimney’s in the 1800s except when they are here on the beach because trashy Europeans love Miami this time of year….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Jade Olivia|One Piece

2009

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Come on people, it is the holdays, get off the computer and get out there and fuck some crackwhores to close out the year with a bang, or HIV, or whatever comes first, seriously, most people are on the beach somewhere and for those of use too useless to afford trips, lets not make it worse for ourselves by sitting on a computer all night, let’s get out there and cum on bitches and if you’re too lazy for that, here are my stepLINKS…

Hot Hip Hop Video Pussy 2009 Recap
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Coco’s Insane Body Doesn’t Look Half as Insane When It’s Not Airbrushed Like Crazy
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Of Course Since It’s The Holidays Some Idiot Has to Claim That Lord Sent Them a Sign
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Michael Lohan Kicked His Ex in the Vagina, How Awesome is That?
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The 25 Hottest Girls of 2009
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The Year of 2009…In Auto-Tune
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If I Was Tiger Woods, I would Be Banging Rachel Uchitel On the Side Too
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Yeah, So I’m Back to Hating JLO Again
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Of Course the 1000th Joke Made About a Vagina Deserves Special Recognition
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – Fat Chicks Moshing Edition – VIDEO
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25 Best Memes of 2009
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Some Extremely Photoshoped Pics of Mischa Barton
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I’d Totally Bang Gabrielle Union
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Whoa Jon Gosselan Was Telling the Truth and Hayley Glassman is Fucking Insane
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Man This Charlie Sheen Shit Just Keeps Getting More Crazy
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From What I Recall, a Monkey Isn’t The Only Thing To Have Ever Peed on Kim Kardashian
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Now THAT’S an Ad for a Social Networking Site – VIDEO
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Topless Stewardess Gives Safety Instructions
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TV Cat Fight – VIDEO
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Lesbian Teen Orgy at the Beach
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Julie Rocks the Pussy Rocker
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Gotta Love an Ass Shaking Video
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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She’s Too Fat For a Horse – VIDEO
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Lily Allens Tits Say How D’You Do
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Elen Rives Lingerie
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Blonde Babe at the Beach
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Erin Bartlett Photoshoot – WOW
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Guess How Many STDs Are in This Photo? – THROWBACK
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Meilani is One Hot Piece
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Bryci Pours Milk on It’s Tits
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Tommy Jo In Her Bikini
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Sara Jean Underwood – Playboy Lingerie Store Shoot
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Yeah This KFC Commercial From Korea is Pretty Fucking Racist
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot
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And More Pixie Lott
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

Dec

The Sugarbabes Do Barbados in their Bikinis of the Day

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I don’t know who these girls are either, but they are in their bikinis and it seems like that is all it takes to get on my site, not that getting on this site is anything anyone in the world wants, not because they think I am mean, creepy or perverted, but because they don’t know I exist, that’s what makes this the best site on the internet nobody reads….and here are the Sugarbabes in their bikinis…in plantation country where they I can only assume they got their genius name from….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Sugarbabes|Uncategorized

2009

Dec

Magician of the Day

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This is a fucking funny video that reminds us that sometimes we’re not cut out to be what we decided we should be and that just because we think we’d make a great magician sure as hell doesn’t make us a good magician…and in reality we should be working the family farm even though we tried so hard to avoid that shit…..or whatever the fuck it is you are hiding from when you decided to take up magic….

Posted in:Magician Fail

2009

Dec

Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

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I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do….

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Posted in:Leg|Pixie Lott|Shorts

2009

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Tits in a Hypnotizing Dress of the Day

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I don’t really know what shirt/dress Lohan is wearing, but staring at her tits is making me dizzy, like how they hynotize a motherfucker in Batman or some shit, possibly her final desperate attempt to get work and to work her way into our minds, and I guess it worked on me…..

I had a really weird sex dream involving Lohan that involved her naked ass, a bucket of KFC chicken, a bathtub full of gravy and a marker we used to play connect the herpes scars. It was fucking weird, but I work up with a boner, so maybe the key to my libido is fast food and easy celebrity haggard under 25 year old pussy. I guess I still have love for Lohan even though everyone else has given up on her and here are some recent pics because she fucked me so proper in my dream last night that I figure I should give her as much exposure as possible, just so it gets back to her and she knows I still care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Sweater|Tits

2009

Dec

Jimmy Choo President Shows Us How To Make It of the Day

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In the Tamara Mellon School of Entrepreneurship, the president and founder of Jimmy Choo, the really successful shoe company, shows us lesson one, let old fat men man-handle you because they are rich and can invest in your ideas, or introduce you to people who can help you reach the fucking top or because you married them to accomplish your dreams because there is no way that this bitch would let anyone touch her unless they were rich enough to make a difference in her enterprising life. Some call it gold digging, I just call it usin’ what you got and making the most of it, because if I had a vagina and not a penis shaped like a vagina, I totally would have fucked my way to the fucking top….

On a sidenote, at what level of male obesity does a motherfucker’s tits become too big to be considered decent, because this dude’s a fuckin’ C-cup and it’d be nice if girls with C-cups were allowed the same fuckin’ freedom as him, and it be equally amazing if motherfucker was forced to wear a bikini top…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gold Digger|Jimmy Choo|Slut