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2022

17

Aug

Kelsea Ballerini Brings the Body of the Day

I listen to country music and have been since long before starting the site in 2004, it’s just from the heart, good positive messaging, that in this era is the only real music being made, even when it’s shit, it’s better than that video game pop music they use to destroy the minds of these kids who don’t stand a fucking chance. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I use that as my reference into how satanic the music industry is, and really, I’m sure country music is filled with it’s own satanic agenda, but it is presented as wholesome, god, country family, and speaks about important things like heartbreak, death, drinking, and god. I would live in Tennessee if I could and I would work in country music if I knew how to work or had any marketable skills…

So I know Kelsea Ballerini, not personally, but from the Opry and other country things and just last week she was in Montreal at some country festival I didn’t go to since I have no money, no celebrity, or access to these kinds of things. No one says “let’s give that drunkenstepfather tickets” if anything, they’d kick me out if they knew what “drunkenstepfather” was. It’s the life I chose for myself.

The good news is that she was playing an outdoor show and I coincidentally walked by the venue, not realizing there was a country music festival happening, and I heard her angelic voice live. It wasn’t life changing, obviously, but it was a solid coincidence that makes me think that Kelsea Ballerini and I may be connected at the soul and that I should be writing love poems for her since there are no coincidences in Christianity, but since I don’t do that hokey shit, since we’re not connected at the soul, I can just stare at her in her slutty country outfit instead and encourage you to do the same, because she’s in hot country territory now even if she’s not that hot, she’s not fat, she’s hot for a country singer and that’s hot enough for me.

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2022

17

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some weed smoking girls being racy with their weed smoking because weed as a prop is a good way for them to carve out a niche in the influencer world, weed is a billion dollar industry and when it gets legalized they will need weed influencers, and really, they already do need weed influencers, so if you’re hot and have no other marketable skill, get naked, smoke weed, document it, get rich and famous.

I assume there are weed groupies out there, so into weed they have a fetish for girls who smoke weed, even though I just assumed all people smoke week, but I’m in socialist canada where no one works, so maybe my perspective is off.

There are likely still people who believe that weed is the Devil’s Lettuce, maybe less now that they are outraged a basketball star got arrested in Russia for weed, while not getting mad at weed arrests in their community…….

They think a plant from earth is a bad thing even if it brings you what could be spiritual experiences, or spiritual enlightenment, that you don’t really act on because while it barely gets you high, it’s not like heroin, but high enough to keep you on the couch……

Maybe that’s why it’s legal here, paranoid enough to question everything everything over the last two years but too lazy to do anything about it….all part of that universal law of telling people what you’re going to do to them before doing it, so if they choose to let it happen, that’s on them….and we choose to let it happen because we’re stoned and just trying to order our uber eats. You know, like how they put estrogen in everything to make you a pussy.

Who cares, it’s hot girls, some not so hot girls, using weed as a prop in their nude shoots, like activists, or perverts, or stoner babes that don’t look like they smell like rank, unshowered, live in a van growing out their bush asshole.

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2022

17

Aug

300 Year Old Kim Kardashian Half Naked of the Day

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I may think the Kardashians are demonic forces in pop culture that have basically ruined the lives of so many people who don’t even realize that their lives have been ruined by these mindless idiots.

I haven’t really decided whether the fame seekers were strategic in becoming demonic forces that ruined society as a whole, or a generation of women at the very least. Like was it by design, do they deserve that much credit, or was it just a product of the times where they were just positioned to be the biggest influencers around, and ultimately, that doesn’t change the negative energy of vapidness, famous for nothing, consumerism, wealth, trash and ultimately low frequency targted to retard content they’ve been responsible for.

But, I’ll still come across the monster herself, the leader of the group that since her sex tape, that I made money off of, so in ways we’re business partners me and Kim, a sex tape that I’m well aware she signed off on before faking that is was leaked, while taking a page out of Paris Hilton’s book, where I still think Paris may have been duped, but this isn’t sex tape from 20 years ago analysis, it’s to see how the fake as fuck this mid 40 year old mom of 20 in her fake as fuck content continues to influence women decide to destroy themselves by becoming face injected muppets with brazilian butt lifts while being vapid, money grubbing idiots. It’s actually depressing how many people buy into this shit, but I’ll still look at her demonic body half naked since it freaks me the fuck out.

But boy does she push products you don’t need, int the laziest way possible.

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2022

17

Aug

Denise Richards Keeping her Sex Work Alive of the Day

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Back in 2012, Denise Richards claimed that she was never a hooker, despite a viral story about her being one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls, a claim that you can believe if you want to, but a decade later, is sort of being debunked, since she’s a hooker now…..not that you’re allowed to say hooker, but Denise Richards called them hookers and not sex workers then, so we’ll speak in a language that she understands, because hookers and sex workers are the same damn thing….and thinking one is worse than the other makes no sense as you get naked for money, or fuck rich guys for money…….

I realize that we’re currently in a horrible woke society filled with girls who get shamed by their friends if they have sex with dudes for free, they are all about the transaction, which I am pretty sure is something you’d read about in the bible, where all girls become whores, you know the end is near, but we already knew the end is near……seeing some old timer with her her old body rocking her old bush that I’d expect to be far more grey and a tit she pulled the implant out of is not really going to prove anything about end times, it’s really just proving what we already knew and that is that the cash grab from the last of her weirdo fans is her going back to her roots of sex for money, keeping things transactional, because she’s an empty whore.

I know that she’s recruited her daughter or maybe her daughter recruited her to help build generational wealth off their tits, even though they are already rich as shit thanks to AIDS CHARLIE, but maybe Child Support payments dried up and she’s feeling it…..

Or maybe she doesn’t need the money and sells nudes for jokes and that one movie she was in still pays her way, because she’s not a hooker and didn’t take money from AIDS Charlie…..they are selling sex, their bodies, preying on loser men with credit cards, BECAUSE she is NOT a hooker, so whatever that’s called, here’s a glimpse of that fossilized, rotting shit..

Point of the story, she’s back in the news, dragging Charlie for their toxic marriage that she likely takes no responsibility for and that she doesn’t identify as a sex symbol, while selling sex…………liar.

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2022

17

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Cameltoe is the new cleavage in this era of everyone cutting off their dicks cuz Demi Lovato and other Disney Kids are telling them to, so in order to know the bitch is a bitch and not a trap requires for fitting genital hugging clothing to act as a litmus test, or at least as an identifier, even if they make inserts for trans to put in their tight pants and bikinis that look like fat cameltoe, for the most part, you can tell a real pussy from an insert and it’s the biological woman’s way of competing for sperm because despite being programmed to not want to have families, to want to have meaningless sex with strangers, to be lesbians, or to get on testosterone or a hysterectomy at 14 so you can live you best dude life, these people, all people, are wired at a deeper level to want to breed, so any instinct, impulse, fashion choice not matter how they posture it, position it, intellectualize it, or deny it, is about getting knocked the fuck up, and we’ve go to a place where walking around with pussy exposed is the norma and that’s amazing to those of us still into biological pussy.

I support the cameltoes, these are some cameltoes.

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2022

17

Aug

Timothee Chalamet’s Sister Pauline’s Braless Titty Dance of the Day

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This is a year old, but who gives a fuck, I didn’t know the big sloppy tits existed until this past week, when I accidentally watched some of Woke as Fuck, Pandering to the Mainstream Idiots, trying to appeal to the new generation, while basically dicksucking every stereotype, and shouting out every female politicians in a pile of Mindy Kaling dog shit from too much Vindaloo called “Sex Lives of Lame Ass Boring College Girls”…..which featured barely any sex you’d want to watch despite being an HBO show, total fucking disappointment on all fronts, but wasn’t expecting much, since I know Mindy Kaling sucks and likely had terrible nerd sex in college……she’s like 50 and back in her day, there wasn’t tinder and porn luring cock her fat way. SHE IS A FUCKING SCAM!

It was basically some role reversal, where girls are boy crazy, objectify men based on their abs, like men used to do with girl tits when they were allowed to be men, not some estrogen filled bitch they became in this attack against men and women fucking.

We call it the inversion of truth, but the reality is that it is possible society and porn has conditioned the average mindless idiot woman to be like a greasy little sex obsessed perverted dude they hate so much…..they have no idea they’ve been programmed.

The ugly fat autistic white girl from the small town, so she’s a little racist in her endearing way gets the hot guy, but at least they kept it secret, because they know the audience isn’t THAT stupid, but the audience is clearly fucking stupid……..

It’s peppered with two dads, lesbians, gays, and every other stereotype that I’d consider divisive as fuck….but more importantly, lame as fuck to help push agendas and propagandize how women should behave………

It’s just a product of upper middle class nerds like Mindy Kaling getting a lot of success as EP on hit show the Office, fitting off some check marks after going through the college system as a keeners, bringing their lame ass voices to the right old rich producer people looking for a younger voice to use to reach the younger audience, since it is all about the dollars to these brainwashing propagandist monsters.

Anyway, a bunch of boy obsessed girls and one closeted lesbian live together in a dorm and talk about their lame ass sex in the most basic and simplistic way….dealing with being closeted, dealing with being sexual assaulted by other comedy nerddsd, dealing with sex with married coaches, and other not so funny bullshit……..

It wasn’t hot college girls being interesting, inspiring, or hot when getting their fuck on, although the black girl in the show is far hotter than this set of sloppy tits, small town girl, who is the “white” middle of the road racist that gets the hot guy, a character that probably doesn’t exist in the world, but for the sake of propaganda, lazy fucking propaganda she does.

Upon further research on the show, because I thought it was dumb, it tuns out she’s Timothee Chalemet’s not very hot sister, so you can figure out how she got the job as a college girl while being 30, but when you’re part of the satanic agenda pushing the narrative, that shit don’t matter.

And really, all we care about is the tits, and she’s got a few cuz she’s a fat woke, liberal, hipster nerd.

Posted in:Pauline Chalamet

2022

17

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed, because fat is the mainstream, the majority and we hate all things mainstream in these parts, not to say we didn’t hate fat chicks for being so lazy and disgusting before they accounted for more than 50 percent of the population, but now that they do, now that fitness is a minority and obesity is normalized, it’s far more important to call fat for what it is, gross and not beautiful, lazy and not healthy, deadly and not “you’re not my doctor”.

Shape up bitches, but if you’re into fatties or girls who identify as fatties, which a lot of people do, they do have big tits, here they are, less offensive as they probably used to be, by there are far too many of them out there to turn our backs on, otherwise we won’t get laid, but we can try to make them feel like shit about themselves so that they act like fat girls are supposed to act, totally eager to fuck anyone willing to fuck them, something that ego boosting of dating apps and instagram and the media who wants people fat has tried to ruin by giving them confidence!

Make fat shameful again, or sex lives depend on it.

As a fat man, married to a fat woman, I can legally and with authority call fat people disgusting and shame them. So fuck off.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

17

Aug

Deep Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Girls at the Gym

Hot Workout

Bikini Transition

Bikini Dancer

Another Bikini Dancer

Cowgirl Bikini Dancer

Double Trouble Bikini Dancers

Strong Legs Get Out fo Car

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Skimpy Shorts

BIG CLEAVAGE

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2022

17

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You all know this, but the woke shit has gone so far that it makes zero sense and trying to communicate with these people is like dealing with fucking aliens from another planet. They don’t understand sarcasm, they don’t understand laughing, they just rage and fucking rage about things that don’t matter like homophobia and transphobia and racism and Christopher Columbus, and abortions..

It’s like live your life and let me live mine as homophobic, transphobic, anti-abortion, non-racist because I hate people as a collective, not based on their coloring or culture, but yeah, fuck off..

If I had social media, I’d last a fucking hour before those monsters silenced me for my jokes…..they just sit around waiting to pounce, like the lame ass losers they are…….but instead of being treated like lame ass losers..hollywood, the work force, corporations are trying to appease them, even though they’ll never be happy, and now all their shows and marketing are based on this woke shit, and it’s not fun or funny, fuck off.

FUCK THE WOKE NERDS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING INTERNET, which for the record, was a wonderful place before people started listening to them……but the porn is more hardcore, vulgar, mindless and trash than ever, so that’s weird…..because the WOKE don’t make sense in their degeneracy, they are just programmed that way, fall of society shit, HOLD ON TIGHT.

Luckily, I was cancelled 15 years ago, so I can remain irrelevant, unknown, broke and alone, without any of the opportunities the sell out nerds who cater to the demands of the internet culture, and that’s fine with me………

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2022

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is it gay to hold a fleshlight for your friend while he fucks it, or is it just being a good friend, I guess it depends on how big of a boner you have while doing it, but I think it’s pretty gay across the board but I am not allowed to call things gay, the WOKE mob will attack…..OMG he said gay, like it’s a bad thing, he’s a homophobe, let’s murder him, he’s probably not vaccinated, MORE reason to DESTROY HIS FUCKING LIFE LIKE THE MONSTERS WE ARE……..

They aren’t called Gays – they are MEN WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN – Don’t Gender them or whatever sexuality that people identify themselves by with flags and parades call mis-sexuality-ing a person.

The woke shit is like a parody now with their “powerful messages”

I thought it was weird when men were apologizing for being men about 3 years ago, then when white people started apologizing for being white, that was weird, but through it all, none of the rich as shit monsters from the public servant sector to hollywood are ever denouncing being rich by giving poor people all their money, instead they spend their money collapsing society and killing all our spirit!

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