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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2010

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It seems like just yesterday that Tila Tequila was pissing me off on Twitter. Where she turned her “Tila Army” on me and for 15 minutes trash flooded my inbox and then they moved onto their next Tila war. Tila is crazy. Seriously crazy. She’s lost her fucking mind and that’s why she’s on Twitter going off all the fucking time and wasting her abundance of free time now that people realize Myspace celebrity is not as marketable as they thought it was calling me names, I told her she should kill herself to stay relevant cuz her undeserved star was fading fast….I think only a handful of people even bothered watching her naked webcam show, which is when you know it is done, but instead she got engaged to an heir to Johnson & Johnson named Casey Johnson, who was found dead tonight, giving Tila another go at getting attention she doesn’t deserve, until people stop caring about Casey Johnson, because they never did, when she shoulda just taken my advice and killed herself instead of driving her “Fiance” to it. Rodents on society like Tila Tequila deserve to be exterminated….

And Now Some Tila Tequila Inconsitant Tweets Asking For Privacy Yet Writing Bullshit like “We Will Marry In Heaven”…Crazy fucking cunt…She also says she got word Casey Johnson was in a Coma, pretty accurate considering she’s been dead since Dec 29 and Tila had no idea, they were not engaged there is no way. It was a joke, a joke we hope puts TILA over the edge..

Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family

This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!

I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking tim

R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter

I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!

RIP Motherfucker – Casey Johnson – I would have killed myself if I was stuck with Tila Tequila too…. I made you a tribute video….you were too young to go and now you are in heaven where Tila can’t come and ruin you anymore….crazy rich kids and their crazy lives…what a waste…. and here are the stepLINKS….also a waste…

Kelly Ripa and Her Penis Belly Button
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A Tequilabot is the Type of Robot I Can Get Down With
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Some Italian Model’s Hot Ass in a Bikini
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The Hottest Girls Born In January
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Start the New Year By Getting Off Right
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ZORDON IS A RACIST!
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Some Handicapped Cartoon Characters Nobody Loved
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What I Want to Know it Who is the Hot Piece Hanging Out With The Cunt Who Runs Vogue
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5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep
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John C. Reilly’s Dr. Steve Brule is Fucking Amazing
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Body
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If Tiger Woods Doesn’t Want to Fuck Elin Nordegren I Sure As Hell Will
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s vagina welcomes the New Year
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Gwen Stefani Bikini Pics
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Kristen Bell is Turning Into a Lesbian in 3…2…1…
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Keri Hilson is Such a Babe
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Who Ate LeBron’s Shoe? – VIDEO
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Nude, Bouncy Soccer – VIDEO
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Apparently Kate Hudson Wasn’t Man Enough for A-Rod
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TV Host Live Boob Enhancement
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Brunette is Ready for Anal Sex
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Sophia Rossi is in Purple
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rodeo Fail – VIDEO
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Dream Garage Anyone
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Ughh God Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Sophie Anderton is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dominika Does It in Bed
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Meet Monica
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Outtakes From Homme Vogue Shoot
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Talia is My Kind of Gal
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Lolly Has a Potty Mouth – VIDEO
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Jenya’s Got Talent
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Warren Beatty Was Gettin’ Ass All Over
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Blow Superman, Blow – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Overdose [168 Photos]
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Beef Curtains Anyone?
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1983 – The height of technology!
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Lady Gaga Thinks She’s Beetlejuice…of the Day
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Sienna Miller Scratching her Whore Ass
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Pics via Bauer
Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

Posted in:Casey Johnson|RIP Motherfucker|stepLINKS

2010

Jan

Megan Fox’s Swollen Dick Suckin’ Lips of the Day

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Megan Fox was trying to stay sexy over the holidays because sexy is all people want out of her and it’s pretty clear that will eventually disappear so she’s holdin on, only she went a little overboard and now her lips look like a whore’s pussy after getting gang raped by 50 africans with 12 inch cocks….nice and beat the fuck up…but in her defense at least she went under the knife to better herself, when most people stuck dating David from 90210 and stepmomming his babies would go under the knife in hopes of ending the suffering…

Here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dick Suckin|Lips|Megan Fox

2010

Jan

Andriy Voronin’s Wife’s Yulia Gives Him a Boner of the Day

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I wrote about this power couple last week when I had no other immigrant sluts polluting South Beach to write about. He is a soccer player and she is his trashy wife who is living the fucking dream she had back in her communist home town and apparently fucking loving it as she works the camera when she’s not giving him boners……
See I’ve had many public boners and I am pretty sure that’s what’s going on in this picture and it’s not really his fault, he’s on vacation, she’s half naked and he found her hot enough to export from his home country to live the soccer star life with him and he’s surrounded by other half naked girls who are probably substantially hotter than her so it’s expected and as a dude shouldn’t be laughed at cuz we’ve all been there but unfortunately for him, it’s too fucking funny to ignore and here are the pics…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Andriy Voronin|Boner

2010

Jan

Christian Audigier’s Tan Represents Turning Shit into Gold of the Day

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Even the cheesy people have realized that Ed Hardy is cheesy and shit scammed each and every one of them out of hundreds, even thousands of dollars, and now their hard earned cheese money is paying for this motherfucker, the mastermind behind the pile of shit and vomit you had sequined to your T-Shirt to kick back and bake in the fuckin’ sun for as long as he wants with his dumpy whore wife lookin’ a cheesy as possible as a tribute to his his brand, because thanks to you and that brand, that pile of shit and vomit that was sequined on your t-shirt has turned into cold hard cash….a whole fuckin’ lot of it….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christian Audigier|Ed Hardy

2010

Jan

Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I hate wrestling and every cheesy motherfucker involved in the shit. Whether it is the closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers who watch the shit, or the business men exploiting the idiot wrestlers and closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers to make huge fucking money. I think it’s a joke that should have never picked up and become popular and I think it’s a testament of just how shitty the USA and capitalism is, because if anyone can become a billionaire of something so stupid, you know you’re in a pretty fucked up place.
That said, Stacy Keibler’s lookin’ good in a bikini, but I’m capable of remembering her at her peak as the legs on Dancing with the Stars and that’s really all I have to say about this….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Stacy Keibler

2010

Jan

Lady Gaga in her Bikini Shoulda Jumped of the Day

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I know that a delusional bitch who thinks she is God’s fucking gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all yur fucking encouragement, because I can only assume she offered something different in your boring lives, wouldn’t kill herself, she’s at the top of her game and this is the shit she dreamt about growing up the ugly girl in the back of the classroom…but it would have been a hell of a lot better pictures….instead she’s just in her underwear, totally cockteasing at the edge of the balcony and not because she’s half naked, but because she’s halfway where we want her to be..so fucking close to the edge…but ultimately not close enough….and it just acts as proof that the year could have started a hell of a lot better….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Lady Gaga|Suicide

2010

Jan

Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in their Bathing Suits of the Day

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There was a time Lohan was desperate enough to answer my text messages and emails. Those days are long gone and it hurts my feelings that she didn’t have the decency to break up with my, she just stopped answering me and it makes jerking off to her a very sad experience, but after lookin’ at these pics, it may not be because I’m emotionally shaken by being dropped, but more to do with how she looks. I’d still do her though…just putting that out there in case she’s desperate for a fat old man’s limp pathetic dick, I figure with the whole lesbian shit, a dick that looks like a clit would be a solid transition back to taking cock….here she is with her sister….

Lindsay Lohan is So Fancy Trying on Luis Vuiton Bathing Suits….that I hope the Store Burns before Another Bitch Slides into the shit….

Lindsay Lohan is Still Confindent Enough to Wear a 2 Piece…Kinda Like that Sloppy Ex-Hooker Who Pretty Much Gave Up on Life and No Longer has any Shame….and I Like it….because she’s not fat…and I hate fat chicks…

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Ali Lohan|Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2010

Jan

Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality.

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Miranda Kerr

2010

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just got on the computer for the first time in what feels like forever and I’m not very happy about it. I was out drinking, ended up in the woods and then was found by some girl who lived in the woods who brought me in and fed me soup in her little tight shorts and I realized that the internet is really a piece of shit that steals your fucking soul and here are some stepLINKS I didn’t post from the other day while I find out what is going on because I was too busy having some fucking fun.

Molly Sims is in a Bikini
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Kathy Griffen Dropped the F-Bomb on CNN – VIDEO
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Menudo Will Cure Youre Hangover
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Because You Are Pathetic and Alone on New Years Day
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Lady GaGa’s Vagina Says ‘Adios, 2009!’
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Champagne Marksman – VIDEO
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Nic Cage as Everyone
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They Are Making A Movie About Ian Fleming Who Wrote the James Bond Novels and I Really Hope It’s Not a Complete Piece of Shit
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Some Best of 2009 Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Facebook Fail
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Megan Fox is the Worst Actress of 2009
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Jennyifer Lopez is Fat in a Full Body Suit
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Adam Lambert is Grabbing Pam Anderson’s Tits
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Tiger Woods Top Ten Text Messages
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Tits On Italian Big Brother
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Salsa Dancer Tit Flop – VIDEO
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Every Good Whore Loves a Candle Lit Dinner – VIDEO
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Danielle and the Fucking Machines
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alice Goodwyn and Her Brand New Tits
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Random Photos to Waste Your New Years Day
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Top 10 Sex Scandals of 2009
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Beach Sluts From a Land Far Far Away
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Polly is Wearing Red Stockings
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2 Sluts, So Happy Together
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Hey There Gracie
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Wanda Welcomes the New Year
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Iga In Her Spare Time
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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics
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And That’s Why You Don’t Race a Power Boat in Dubai
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Wet Wet Orgasm
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

Jan

2009 Year End Review To Start 2010 of the Day

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These are my most read posts of 2009 so I guess that means they are my best posts to sum up the year…unfortunately for a site as substantial as mine, you know a site no one reads, I guess all are an equivalent waste of fucking time but if you’re still alive after last night, which I barely am, this will give you something to waste your hangover on, if you’re not too drunk to focus on the screen, which I am…..

Happy fucking new year, I’d say let’s make 2010 a blowout year like we were DJ Paulie D with his blowout hair, but I’m saving myself for 2047 and hate how lame people get this time of year, so thank fucking got it’s over – here’s my yearly round-up…..

Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked Strip Search Scene that is Disgusting because She’s Vile Looking….

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Exclusive Clips – That Aren’t Exclusive Anymore Because The DVD is Out….

Sasha Grey Shows Off Her Deep Throat Skills – Even Though She’s a Porn Star and Deep Throating is What SHe Does

Mila Jovovich’s Post-Pregnant Ass Gets Fully Naked for Purple Magainze and it’s Not as Bad as You’d Expect Post-Pregnant Ass to Be

Carmen Electra Nude for Playboy and Playboy Didn’t Send Lawyers After me to Take it Down…

Pornstar Bree Olson Takes a Shit Before the AVN Awards Exclusive…..

Lindsay Lohan’s Desperate Attempt to be Artistic and Fashionable Topless in a Lame Pretentious Garbage Mag a Solid 5 Years Too Late….

Mel B’s Old Black Booty in FIshnets for Some Play

My Favorite Girl Pretty Much Ever Named Lydia Hearst Topless for GQ…..Always Amazing….

Lady Gaga Forget to Tuck in Some Pantsless Outfit Because She was the Biggest Deal of 2009

The Now Classic Jessica Simpson Fat Pictures…..

Lisa Rinna Did Playboy and We Thanked Technology for Photoshop…..

Hayden Panettiere and Her Mother’s Ass on Vacation in Bikinis…..

Some Model Named Paulin Porizkova I’ve Never Heard of Topless on the Beach

Nicolette Sheridan’s Flashing Some Older Pussy Lip that Michael Bolton Pretended was Testicles for Many Years….

Lady Gaga’s Disgustin Friend and Her Disgusting Vagina….

Kim Kardashian got Rebuilt on Photoshop for Complex Cuz She’s Fat and Ugly….

Adriana Lima May Not Still be a Virgin But I Like To Pretend She Is Especially When Staring at her Nipples

Nicole Kidman’s Mom Pussy is Eating Her Pants…..I’m Not Too Into this but Apparently a lot of People Were….

Sharon Stone Topless for a French Magazine….30 years Too Late…..But Better than Nothing…

That’s the end of that….Now I guess it is time to make new memories…as long as this hangover doesn’t kill me…Happy New Year but more importantly CUDDLES you assholes….

Posted in:2009 Recap|2009 Round-Up|Year End Review