Something is seriously wrong with the world when Lady Gaga gets to meet the Queen. Sure she’s some kind of court jester who targets the Queens and it seems almost fitting but seriously if I was the Royal Family which I’m not, my security detail would have killed this fucking monster as soon as it stepped foot in the building for fear that it was carrying an HIV filled syringe or whatever these weird fucking tranny pros use to protect themselves these days….
Seriously, she needs to be sent back to the fucking gutter, she’s not growing on me, she’s just making me hate her more.
Here’s some nudity in straight to DVD movie called Penthouse that will be hitting the DVD shelves of various fine retail stores in March….Here’s the bullshit synopsis….
Three lifelong friends inhabiting a penthouse apartment find themselves at odds when one of them attempts to move in with his girlfriend and another’s little sister makes a surprise visit.
I don’t think you would have bought the shit, but figure if you were, I just saved you the solid 5.99 you would have paid when it went on sale two weeks after it was released and no one bought the shit…
I guess there could be more nudity, I don’t know, I just know I am giving you a sneak peak and the highlight is that Kaley Cuoco is the only name I recognize in the shit and I dont think she’s getting naked in the clip because I was told it was Nikki Griffin, Lexi Baxter, Kaila Yu….also known as a bunch of sluts I’ve never heard of…..
Coco was just pimping these pictures on twitter, I’m guessing she knows exactly what she is doing because she’s had an extensive career being pimped by various men soliciting her like the piece of disgusting, genetically modifed meat that she is.
I assume she’s doing this push for these pics becuase she thinks she looks good and is delusional because clearly she’s disgusting but I guess we can’t control what gives people a boner even if the boner is for herself, I can just assume that she likes how these were photoshopped more aggressively than any other picture has ever been photoshopped…it’s like some Guinness World Record shit….
IThe bottom feeding whore Tila Tequila was recently spotted at the airport. She should really take this moment in because there will be a time very soon when she won’t be able to afford airfare and people won’t be paying her to fly around the world, because the John’s she bangs for money will be bored of her and onto new pussy, her celebrity will be dried up and so will her whore pussy and if we’re lucky she will have commited suicide but here are some pictures to remember one these last trips as a whore people follow on twitter who was once on TV and who had a taste of fame even for just a minute and you can see her leopard print bra and fake tits….
I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.
She walks around with a fucking guitar like she knows how to sing, or like she’s fucking musical and it is all thanks to too much positive reinforcement as she grew up. No one took the time to tell her she fucking sucks even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s got no talent and based on some info from my Christmas Radio music, has never had talent cuz it turns out she was 7 year old Cindy in How the Grinch Stole Xmas….and here she is sucking then…
The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.
Speaking of Stuff by Hilary Duff, there was a time not that long ago that Suff by Hilary Duff K-Mart display of products and a couple oversized flesh colored bra and panty sets in my size provided hours of masturbation fun in the changing room. Now the only thing plus sized is Hilary Duff’s ass.
I assume she needs the fat as protective padding that comes in handy when her boyfriend’s hockey team decide to do initiation on her ass to build team morale, but it’s not so lovely to look at.
Yep…She’s still ugly. I’m guessing that’s why she’s famous, you know on that America Ferrera, Roseanne Barr kick, where the bitch is accessible and liked because girls can relate to her and see themselves in her, like they feel like if Ashley Tisdale can make it. so can they, but they’re too bust working the cash at Walmart or being teased in the back of their high school class to get an agent and do that whole hollywood thing, so they’ll just let her represent them instead, it’s easier that way. I’m sure she’s not famous cuz her fanbase are a bunch of virgin perverts with their dicks in their hand….cuz if you jerk off to this trash..I’ve got some rotting banana peels and other food I can take pics of for you, cuz they’ve got about the same level of sex appeal.
Here’s another low level, hot in her hometown chick who moved to Hollywood to make it as the next Megan Fox because she was the star of her high school and all the local farmboys wanted to get her pregnant and hold her back….making her miss out on her dreams of being famous, so they took their useless misguided ego to the local bus stop and got on the first bust to LA, only to realize that now the big fish in the small pond is a small fish in a big pond and that for every one of her there are 1000 more talented, better looking vaginas, so in trying to not crawl home with her tail between her legs, she decided to take the gig on a big show, even though it was one line and a whole lot of tits and ass bouncing on some old bald dude….amazing….
I noticed these pictures making the rounds of the internet and I figured I’d post them, but before I did, I figured I might as well throw up the youtube video of the bikini video because a bitch in motion is better than a bitch in image, which in Sarah Chalke’s case turned out to be totally wrong, because she acts like a fucking dude, and not matter how tight a pussy is on a bitch, if she acts like a dude about shit, and sits there grabbing at her crotch, chewing tobacco and watching football, she’s not the fucking girl for me…..
Either way, it turns out these were on TV over 7 months ago so they are nothing new, other than the reality that I doubt any of you watch Scrubs, since you probably thought it was off the air the last 5 years too
This Tiger Woods scandal is fucking annoying. It is all over the fucking news and I figure we have substantially more important shit to be talking about. I am pretty convinced everyone fucking cheats on each other at least once in their lives, I think it is human fucking nature and the fact that Tiger Woods is a rich golfer shouldn’t change that fact, if anything he should be fucking substantially better quality whores than the rest of us because he can afford them
The truth is that I am sure his wife wouldn’t have given him the time of day if he wasn’t Tiger Woods back before he was Tiger Woods and that her intentions are about as wholesome as his were when he was getting his dick dampened by random vagina.
All that this scandal has done is given some low level pussy the chance to come out and say they were one of the girls who banged when he was making up for missing out on pussy his entire youth because he was a fucking golfer and not a fucking billionaire, you know when all the other kids his age were out getting drunk, pussy and having fun and he was at home practicing his fucking putt, only to lay at night and fantasize about the day he’ll show us, and have all the girls knocking down his door, cuz girls love fame and they really love money…..
Here is the latest/most interesting new pussy to hit the scene, a low level pornstar named Holly Sampson, who is 36 and pretty fucking dirty. Just do a google search and you’ll find the goods, that are far more interesting than the few I’m posting here to prove just how classy a man from Orlando can be….
