2009
23
Dec
I love jerking off to big vagina mounds on dead president’s daughters in bathing suits. It’s a niche fetish that is pretty fucking rare but every once in a while the worlds align themselves and give me the fucking gold. Today is one of those days.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Bathing Suit|Caroline Kennedy|Pussy
2009
23
Dec
To think I only thought China was only funny cuz they exploited peasant children to work their factories when they are also racist. This Shanghainese half black/half Chinese girl was on some talent show, they called her “Chocolate Girl” and the whole thing is both pretty sad and pretty funny and she looks pretty good to me…I’d love to hire her to scrub my toilets or serve me my general tao chicken or work my local convenience store…..while singing me these songs of freedom I don’t understand….
2009
23
Dec
I just saw this on TMZ and posted pics of it the other day without realizing that Pink was taking her sex life with her husband to the public. You know some exhibition public sex shit for all her little girl fans to witness. She starts off by making out with him, then she strips him down to his underwear and rides him in a pair of lingerie lookin’ pants after a pillow fight. The whole thing is pretty weird and sexually charged that I know they took back to the dressing room for a little Pink dick in His Ass after the show, but I figure some of you get off to live tranny porn on stage so here’s the video….
2009
23
Dec
The say these are personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, but I doubt the shit. I mean it is possible that Victoria’s Secret has programmed this immigrant to only know, understand and execute model poses the second she gets in a fucking bikini as it is all she knows, and it’s also possible that she’s got a sense of humor about how much of a joke her job is, because even the people paying her can’t believe the price they gives these cunts to just put on a bikini, or maybe these aren’t personal pictures at all, but are just a virgin’s collection of various pictures of her throughout her career, and none of that matters, becaue I’m only posting it because I like bitches in bikinis and never really care about the motivation why they are in a bikini….so here are the pics…
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Model
2009
23
Dec
On their own, they are nothing to get excited about, one is a 65 year old grandmother who I never really wanted to fuck, but who did have a pretty hot ass for the majority of her life and the other is her daughter, who ruined her pussy at a young age because she met a man who looked like he crawled out of the woods one night to pick up supplies at the local Wal Mart and accidentally knocked her up in the process…..but if you put them together…I get excited…not so much because of how they look or who they are, but because banging a mother and a daughter has always been a fantasy of mine, especially after hearing all the storeis from my friend who used to do it all the fucking time. He would tell us that mothers and daughters are competitive so when he’d get into the house with the daughter, the mother would be easy target to seduce and vice-versa…he said if you pay it right the excitement of being “bad” or breaking the rules makes for some pretty amazing sex, but the fact that you’ve seen two generations of pussy and put a ripple in a mother / daughter’s bond is substantially more arrousing…
Here they are in Aspen for the Holidays…..cock teasin’.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Goldie Hawn|Kate Hudson|Mother/Daughter Fetish
2009
23
Dec
I like to think Playboy pretty much the equivalent of a farm. They import the animals from all over the world to groom into something that supports their brand image all in exchange for a roof over their head and food in their pig mouths. Some of the pigs make the cut, others end up on the slaughterhouse floor dead from the experience of being part of the Playboy farm, and some make it onto the bacon or other pork product packaging. I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but Bridget Marquart and her busted up face, fake hair and sloppy body is clearly one of their prized fucking pigs who has done her time and who can now graze the fields until her final days….
This post seemed better as a concept than an actual post, I failed, something I am used to and expecting, but here are the boring pics of her you make like anyway….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Leggings
2009
23
Dec
The good news for Sienna Miller is that despite everyone else in the world turning their backs on her, from friends, to possible bosses, business partners, producers and directors, editors of magazines, photographers, and scriptwriters, even the mailman has given up on this bitch….but through it all she has one rock to lean up on and that rock is her overweight mother who she is in a bikini on the beach with in these pictures….
The other good news is that I am convinced there are bottom feeders out there, willing to attach themselves to her celebrity and feed her drugs, pretty much stealing her career but taking as many pictures of her demise until ending up dead in her shower, only to be found be her one true friend, fan and supporter….her mom…like she was Brittany Murphy, and the reason I am convinced there are bottom feeders just waiting to move in on her when she is feeling low enough, is because I am one of them….
Pics via INF
Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller
2009
23
Dec
Addicited to Addiction, Dr Drew Pinsky and his Twittering wife who blocked ME because she has no sense of humor and doesn’t like annoying people like me raining on her parade because she designed this perfect fucking life and she sure as hell won’t let me taint that….
I am convinced that Dr Drew Pinksy is the sex addict. He had that radio show on sex for years before he got into drug addiction, because he’s the kind of hollywood therapist who exploits his patiens to make money, instead of actually ding something good. So I assume his sex addiction comes in the form of jerking off to stories he hears from his patient’s sex addiction, from making money off those patients, and from scoping out young pussy on vacation in a bikini to take it in and memorize every young curve….
….to visualize when he has to pretend to be into his one-piece wearing wife and her sloppy body….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Bikini|Drew Pinsky
2009
23
Dec
I talk to a 16 year old girl from the UK because I generally like 16 year old girls to “talk” to, but normally they don’t have Internet connections and don’t live across the ocean from me, because they don’t live anywhere and are teenage runaways lookin to make 30 dollars to pay for their motel room for the night and like the good samaritan, some may even call me a philanthropist, that I am try to help them reach that goal anyway I can….if you know what I mean…
I asked her to be my UK corespondant because I figure I need one and she went out to work the UK scene and since she dropped out of school to live in this shit, she agreed to participate.
Her name is DJ Billie Porter and this is what she had to say…
Pamela Anderson is playing the genie in a Pantomime adaptation of Aladin in London.
She looks pretty great despite the fact her star is fading; she’s being replaced by a gay stand-up ex-cross-dresser comedian called Paul O’Grady at the end of the week and there were no paparrazos when she left the stage door last night with designer Vivienne Westwood, who was famous for dressing the Sex Piston and who is now famous for looking scary as fucking hell, who is clearly her new BFF – they both went for a bite at Wetherspoons, the UK equivalent to any chain pub in the USA like Hooters or Hard Rock, clearly as a desperate cry for attention, hoping that maybe the cameras would follow if they put themselves out in the open pretending that they are just like us, y’know?
The thing I love about these pictures of Pam Anderson sticking out her tongue is that she brings back great memories for me. No, not the whole Baywatch/Barbed Wire/Playboy fake tit/Fake Hair (I’m using a long of slashes)/ Sex tape thing, I never got too into that, but it does remind me of the time of one night I hold dear to my heart when I looked over at my mother in our one bedroom house back in Mexico, where she was servicing a man with her mouth and I looked over and saw her teeth on the night stand and watched her in action, she looked up at me, smiled at what she was doing, licked her licks, gave me a wink and went back to makin money to buy us meat, because her tougue wsa all stickin’ out with no teeth to hold it back and the years of struggle wrinkled into her whore face….a work ethic that I truly appreciated…..
Pics via Billie JD
Posted in:Pam Anderson|Weathered
2009
22
Dec
It is Christmas. A lot of people are on Vacation. My life is a Vacation. Just a really bad Vacation. The kind of Vacation you go on and can’t wait to get home from, only I’ve got no home to go to after the week is up. I have no long winded, curt email to write to the travel agent, or 2 star resort I got crabs at, I’m trapped on a desert island, that tastes like a dessert island, because my wife sweats butter cookie batter…..
Christmas time of year is fucking mental…..but not as mental as these stepLINKS….
I Wanna Punch This Fucking Snookie Bitch in the Face
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Some Pics from the Mariah Carey Nicki Minaj Video for Sex Doll Lovers
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Kevin Jonas Saw a Vagina For the First Time and He is Traumatized for Life
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Because There’s No Fucking Way Anyone is Spending Christmas With You in Real Life
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Hip Hopping Toddler – VIDEO
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The Top 10 Celebrity Falls From Grace Of The Decade
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UK Big Brother 6 Susie Verrico No Panty Upskirt
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Kate Beckinsale is Kind of Amazing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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25 Naughty Mrs. Claus Pictures
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kim Kardashian and Some Salad Porn – VIDEO
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Catherine Zeta Jone’s Tits Are Still Working Hard After All These Years
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The New Karate Kid Movie Pretty Much Looks Like the Worst Movie Ever
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Tiger Woods is Living the Fucking Life
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Personally, I Thought Sinbad Was Dead
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Justyna Paszkiewicz
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Christmas is the Season of…Lesbianism?
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Internet Attention Whore is Back – VIDEO
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College Girl Masterbates in Her Parents
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Now You Too Can Have Hair Like A Fist Pumpin’ Guido Douche – VIDEO
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Gia and the Fucking Machine
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Now THIS is a Fucking Movie Trailer
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Random Photos Archive of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Laisa Andrioli Nude
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Public Transport is Way More Fun When There’s Amateu Sluts Involved
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bryci Wants to Wish You a Merry Christmas
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Eliza Dushku is Lookin’ Hot
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Deck the Halls…With Lovely Ladies
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Shannon Sticks Stuff Up Her Butt
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She’s in the Russian Air Force
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Eve Wyrwal and Her 2010 Topless Calendar
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Holy Fuck, The Chinese Are Fucking Racists
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Any Winehouse is a Real Class Act
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Guess Who’s Going to Sex Rehab
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Japanese Diaper Girls
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It’s a Charlie Brown Christmas….I Mean Kwanzaaa
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The 20 Most Oogled Women of Playboy 2009
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Reese Witherspoon is Boring, But I Would Still Fuck Her
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THANK GOD TIGER WOODS HASN’T MET MISS STRING BIKINI 2009…YET!!!
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If You Don’t Know Who Nicki Minaj is – Check This Ass
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