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2009

22

Dec

Hugh Grant Seems Uniterested in this Emo Schoolgirl Slut of the Day

If Hugh Grant seems totally unphased and uninterested in the young teenage pussy that ran up to him and groupied his ass for an autograph and “Whatever else he wanted”, it’s because he’s only into tranny prostitutes. Young tight pussy dressed like an Emo chick who cuts herself at Hot Topic isn’t gutter enough than a huge black cock dressed in lingerie fucking him up the ass, I guess….

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Posted in:Hugh Grant|School Girl

2009

22

Dec

Pam Anderson Lookin’ Rough of the Day

This is the face of a fresh faced “Spring Chicken” excited to take on the world after being given the opportunity of a lifetime to move to LA and star on her very own TV show after about 20 years of kilos and kilos of cocaine, bottles upon bottles of booze, a couple of babies, a whole lot of cock, and hepatitis. I wish they sold that in bottle, cuz it sounds a lot more fun than it looks….

Haggard, weathered and old and still holding on….too scared to hang up her implants and fake hair….and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz I’ve fucked a hell of a lot worse….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Haggard|old|Pam Anderson

2009

22

Dec

Meg Ryan Does the Sam Ronson of the Day

I never found Meg Ryan hot and I still don’t especially now that she’s dressed like she’s Sam Ronson on her way to badly DJ some party that she only got booked to play because her sister is a fashion designer, her brother a music producer and the pussy she fucks Lindsay Lohan. Or maybe she’s dressed like a Chimney sweeper from Mary Poppins…or an orphan paperboy trying to make a few pennies to buy his family some bread or porridge_I don’t fucking know…but whatever it is, it isn’t hot, unless you get off to really masculine skinny and dying lookin’ women who dress like dudes, in which case you are most likely gay but don’t have the resources in your small town to really go down that road….or weird….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dyke|Meg Ryan

2009

22

Dec

Renee Zellweger is Ugly in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t know why I am doing this to myself. I fucking hate Renee Zellweger. I make a serious effort to avoid every movie she is in because she looks like some kind of cartoon character or monster. She is disgusting looking and I am convinced that she is not human and that she either was designed (badly) or created in a lab (badly) to steal the soul of the people watching her in movies using her little freaky eyes…

Here she is getting an unhuman amount of coffee because she is unhuman and she did it wearing sunglasses because she doesn’t want the public catching onto her…let’s just hope she’s just a prototype, so when the government goes back to the drawing board to reissue this model, they fix her fuckin’ face and give her a fucking ass, unless I am wrong and just overtaken by the whole Avatar marketing blitz, and she’s not a robot or alien or monster but just fucking ugly, in which case, this post is only 98% truth and here are the picture proof…..

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Posted in:Renee Zellweger|Ugly

2009

22

Dec

Ron Howard’s Daughter is Boring of the Day

I have done some research and it turns out that a pussy can not be any more boring than whatever the fuck is going on with Ron Howard’s daughter in these pictures. Seriously, this is less arrousing than watching a group of Amish women cross the fucking street with their cow and cart, because at least I know Amish chicks with the right lines, totally suck dick in the barn in exchange for portable DVD players and ipods, cuz no one in America, no matter how hard they try can actually live a life without knowing even the littlest thing about what’s going on in popculture and if they do, the government should intervene because that kind of oppressive shit is serious abusive, but not as abusive as trying to jerk off to Ron Howard’s daughter, seriously, I think lookin’ at pics of her dad in Happy Days would get me fucking harder…..

On a sidenote she was on The View today crying about her post partum depression, like some kind of annoying rich girl who thinks life is so hard for her, and has the luxury of taking off work she got cuz her dad is Ron Howard, to sit in one of his many country houses and take a little time to herself to get back on her whiny rich kid feet, while other women who have post partum depression are actually fucking suffering while struggling to pay for baby formula, you entitled fucking cunt.

Redeem yourself and show us your BOOTY or some red haired pussy like in this clip from a black on redhead movie called “Manderlay” where she is rumored to have actually fucked on set, cuz she’s that committed to acting, or because she figured it would be the only time her racist family accept her taking black cock, but what do I know….

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Posted in:Bryce Dallas Howard|Daughter|Ron Howard

2009

22

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is Swimsuit Santa of the Day

I like to consider Lindsay Lohan a horrible friend of mine. Partially because we’re not friends, but also because she doesn’t answer me when I reach out to her. I figured that like so many other people, I could ride her name and become more popular and make more money than her, which isn’t saying much because I think she made a total of 200 dollars in 2009. I guess this Santa hat is a fucking lie and she’s really not generous at all, it’s just a fucking act or a cry for fucking attention, hoping to get noticed and have people remember her going into 2010, all in efforts of making a comeback and turning it all around, but I doubt that’s possible, she’s not talented enough, she fucked herself over and got all caught up in herself…so the only gift she brings with her this holiday spirit is not hope for a better tomorrow but instead a demanding spoiled cunt attitude abusive towards her friends who ride her coat tails, a whole lot of prescription pills and a solid strain of herpes…and Lindsay, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, despite you faking Newsweek in these pics, I’m still waiting for me xmas gift…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|swimsuit

2009

22

Dec

Jessica Simpson and her Furry Coat of the Day

I wonder if Jessica Simpson maintains her pussy hair as well as she maintains her jacket. I figure as a recently fat chick, that means she’s going through some kind of depression, pretty much giving up on herself, partially because her sister is doing so well after living in her shadow for so long, partially because her career has gone to shit, partially because she can’t land a stable boyfriend to marry her and knock her up and partially because her dad’s insisted on using condoms now when he fucks her for fear that she hasn’t been taking her pill and knowing that she won’t buy the abortion line again cuz she is dying to be a mom and he can’t have that flipper baby be proof of where he dips his dick into what is his because he made it, but what society won’t allow him to use the way he wants to, even though he made it.

And…here’s a video of her fucking a candle with her ear, because she is an idiot and thinks it cleans our ear wax, which is disgusting, but also BULLSHIT and she’s doing it for a gay. It was posted on Twitter 2 days / 400,000 views ago…..in case you haven’t seen it….

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Posted in:Coat|Fur|Jessica Simpson|Pussy Hair

2009

22

Dec

Lea Michele Topless on Stage of the Day

Here is some bitch from Glee topless on stage, but instead of just strippin’ like the whore she is, she decided to pollute the only reason anyone cares about this performance by peppering it/tainting it with annoying, pretentious, bullshit acting and script. I hate actors, especially when they are stage actors, mainly because they think they are artists and anyone who thinks they are an artist annoys me, unless of course it is a con artist, or me pretending to be an artist to trick girls into letting me paint them nude (with my cum). If a bitch is gonna get naked on stage – she’s gotta realize she’s a fucking stripper whether she dresses like a school girl, or dances balet, or spits scripted crap….bitch needs to stop kidding herself….

That’s enough of that….watch the video…

Posted in:Lea Michele|Spring Awakening|Stage|Topless

2009

22

Dec

Another Kardashian Promoting Fat Shit cuz She’s Fat of th eDay

The best things in life are messy? I guess she came up with that when masturbating to her sloppy ass in sex video…or maybe the condition of her pussy after all the black cock has ravaged it…This cunt loves herself so much that it doesn’t matter what we think of her or not…so I dont know why I bother hating, I’ll just let the fat bitch make her healthy choice at the most vile fast food joint and pretend to believe it…like she pretends to care about her fans…despite selling Tweets for 10k a pop to advertisers…insanity…..I guess the Christmas miracle in all this is that people even give a fuck about this pig….I am talking to you…

HEre’s the bEhind the Scenes Shit…

Posted in:Carl's Jr|Kim Kardashinan

2009

21

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Christmas and I can’t afford to go on vacation, but I can afford to sexually harrass bitches at the fucking mall, which is almost good enough. I am drunk and ready to drink more and here I am posting these links for you, when I could be jerking in the bathroom at Christmas Parties….but who can be thinking about jerking off after Brittany Murphy’s death…oh right…I can…Motherfuckers….Happy fucking holidays….

Here are my stepLINKS….

This is Some Serious Ass
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LEAVE TATER TOT AND HIS HIPPY HAIR ALONE
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Because Christmas is Probably Lonely for a Loser Like You
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Model Jessica White Spreads Her Legs
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Tori Black is Making ME Think Impure Thoughts
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LOLCAT Video of the Day
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The Anna Nicole Smith Holiday Special
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Ahhh to Be Kate Hudson’s Tiny Dress
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25 Creepy Mall Santas
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Ever Thought Jessica Simpson Was Half Retarded?? Here’s the Proof – VIDEO
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Best Sex Toy Commercial EVER. EVERRRRRRR!
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Stripfilm of the Day – Oiled Up
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Kanye West is Going to Mary That Ex Stripper with the Big Ass
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Alyssa Milano’s Evolution: Jersey Shore
(This is Awesome)
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Dancing with the Stars Did Kelly Osbournes Body Good
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Hey!! Dickhead!! Yeah I’m Talking to You – PHOTO
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Holy Fuck, Andrew Dice Clay is Still Alive
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And That’s Why You Have to Be Careful When You’re Drunk
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Brandy Says Merry Christmas
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s a One Way Trip – VIDEO
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Amateur Slut Makes Video For Her BF
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Some Blonde Pussy Eating Lesbians
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Denise Milani is Lookin Good
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Something’s Gotta Break the Fall
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Aya Kiguchi is the Type of Asian Girl I Love. Mainly Because She is Half Naked
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Natasha Poly is Nude
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Carrie V is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Makenzie and Her Knee Socks
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Yeah I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Sasha Has a Carmen Elektra Thing Going On
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Tiffany Brookes and Her Black Bikini
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Who Doesn’t Love a Gymnast
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Some Lady Caca Shots from Her Shoot with David LaChappelle
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A Harry Potter Spoof, Just For Fun
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Looks Like Brittany Murphy Took the Heath Ledger Way Out
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The 13 Sweetest Nerf Toys of All-Time
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Gotta Love a Naked College Hottie
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Classic: Burger King Christmas Carol
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I Guess She’s Not a Street Walker, But Technically Speaking….
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BAR REFAELI IS THE ULTIMATE BABE
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Lesbian French Kiss
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Posted in:stepLINKS