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2009

15

Dec

Olivia Munn Does Maxim of the Day

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I don’t know what is more impressive, that Maxim Magazine still exists even though the internet has everything you need, or that Olivia Munn hasn’t been replaced with a younger hotter girl, but I know what happened and why people care about her and that thing is called “VIRGINS”. She tapped into the most loyal market around, the Geeks. She put on a performance and created a persona all the geeks would think make her the ultimate chick and because they are geeks their obsessive compulsion and neurocies force them to have a crush on her forever, or until they become really rich and get the opportunity to meet her, thinking she’ll totally fall for them, because all these years the Geek’s been playing this moment over and over in his head and thinks they are soulmates as Geeks tend to do. It is actually the reason they used their Geek powers to make enough money to get in with her and impress her, because everyone knows you need more money than the chick you are trying to score,only to be forced to realize that she’s all fucking bullshit and that you’ve been played to advance her career son.

As for Maxim, I think this spread proves they are going for the table scraps. It all went down hill after they did an article on me 2 years ago, so in a lot of ways I like to think I brought down that men’s empire single fucking handedly and that it is only a matter of time before the whole thing fucking collapses….

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Posted in:Maxim|Olivia Munn

2009

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Very hungover….I went to an 80s night filled with 45-60 year old women. It was pretty fucking depressing until realizing that 45-60 year old women don’t really give a fuck and when they let loose they let fucking loose. I assume it is becuase the burden of raising their kids, the exhaustion from a trying to save a failed marriage that only happened because they got knocked up is over now that the divorce is finalized and the disposable income thanks to alomony is more than enough to cover all the basic needs, like a set of fake tits, a baggy of coke and a slutty outfit for her quest to find a one night stand to fill her aging pussy, all after getting totally wasted, flashing their tits and making out with anyone and everyone, including their other recently divorced friends and me, all while listening to music she knows the lyrics too.

Here are my stepLINKS…


Some Serious Fucking Booty
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udrina Patridge Hot Tits
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Courtney Love Lost Custody of Her Daughter for Good
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Find Sluts Here
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Porn Star Sophia Santi Opens Wide
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Man Lohan Just Keeps Fucking Up
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Honika Electronica is the Second Best Hanukkah Song Ever
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By The Power of….Ramsey?
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Whoa! Charlize Theron Hot Tits
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Taylor Momsen in Garters
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Every Black Kid Deserves a Desk For Christmas
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And Now, The Best Family Portrait Ever
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25 People Playing With Fire
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striptease of the Day
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Leighton Meester is Lookin Trashy
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Here’s the video of that Dumb Cunt from Jersey Shore Getting Punched in the Face
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God Damn I Love Ashely Greene
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I Dunno WHo Sophie turner Is, But She’s Got a Nice Rack
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mindy Jones Seems Like My Type of Woman
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Irina Sheik is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Random Photos
(With Lots of Breasts)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stage Dive From a Roof
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Asian Teen Takes Her Clothes Off at the Club
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Gotta Love Kayden Cross
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Global Warming is a Fucking Scam and Here’s Some Proof
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Gotta Love Self Shots
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WOW! Lookin’ Good Salma Hayek
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I Miss when Christina Aguilera Was a Trashy Slut
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Why Hello Adrean, Where Have You Been All My Life
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Tea is Wearing a Cowboy Hat
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I’d Totally Bang Nancy O’Dell
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She is Stripping Out of Her Lingerie
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Brittany Jay and Alissa Get Freaky
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Playing chess with Shay Laren
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Nicole Richie is Lookin’ Good As a Brunette
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Okay This BBC Documentary About Isolation Looks Pretty Fucking Terrifying
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Here’s a Snippet From Rihanna’s New Video
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World Cup 2010 Draw Results: Sexy Superfan Edition
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Women and Banks Have More in Common than You Think
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Sarah is Sexy
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HOLLY MADISON’S SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT MAKES ME WONDER IF SHE’S WEARING PANTIES UNDERNEATH
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Rihanna “So Hard” Video Teaser in her Panties
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Lingerie Ad With Nudity….
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds….

Photobucket Does Some Young Girl Vibrator Porn
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Hot Slut Showing Some Leg
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Photobucket Does Some Young Girl Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Dec

Sophie Monk Shows Her Legs for her Dirty 30 of the Day

It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:30|Legs|Sophie Monk

2009

14

Dec

Michael Jackson Comes Out of Hiding of the Day

I knew MJ was alive. I told everyone that he couldn’t handle the pressure of the 50 shows he had lined up and he had an insurrance policy on the shit and the whole thing would get him out of debt while getting everyone their money back, only to totally revamp his career and focus the public on his actual talent, which we all know he had and not on his sex with little boys, which we all know he did. I figured he was just going to live in a palace inthe middle-east, wearing a burka everytime he leaves, allowing him to live a seriously normal life, or maybe he was sent back to whatever planet he and his family is from, because if aliens or people from the future coming to make an impact in the past actually do exist, like some kind of sci-fi movie you’ve masturbated to….the Jackson’s may just be proof….but I guess he couldn’t resist all the posiitve love and support he has been getting the last 6 months, making him think it was a good idea to finally show his face, because maybe escaping the entertainment industry isn’t really what he actually wants, even though when he made the desision to stage his death, he was sure it was the only way… and it’s nice to see him smiling again……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Event|Michael Jackson

2009

14

Dec

Victoria’s Silvstedt is Still a Useless Whore of the Day

Here’s vile, disgusting, used-up, prostitute, whore pussy that goes by the name Victoria Silvstedt. She’s the original Swedish nobody who got herself some fake tits and a few nude modeling jobs in the 90s, making her some kind of “It” girl amongst perverts on the internet for a little while, before ruining some midget billionaire Greek shipping dude’s marriage when she got caught getting eaten out by him on the beach, only to try to sue every site, including mine for posting the shit, making her pretty much my fucking enemy who I would love to shit on everytime I can, but unfortunatelty, she’s into getting shit on, so long as the shit comes out of a billionaire she’s using for his money’s ass, cuz being his useless whore he disrespects is her fucking job, but in her defense, 500 dollar bottle of wine, filet mignon and gourmet food diet makes for a real tasty scat party….Either way, I hate this cunt and here are some pics of her unfortunately still alive….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Victoria's Silvstedt|Whore

2009

14

Dec

Shakira Does the Gala Awards in a Repeat Outfit of the Day

Shakira needs to invest a little of her Columbian coke money into her costume department. She’s been wearing this discoball tight dress too fucking much and I know hookers, like real low level hookers who don’t have a home who have more outfits than this and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same dress every fucking day, unfortunatley for their John’s panties are a whole other story for them though….but that’s not the point, the point is that I’m tired of lookin up her skirt to see a metalic pair of American Apparel shorts like I was at a 16 year old Halloween party, when the girls are dipping their toes into being total whores, but aren’t fully prepared to take the plunge into letting random men see their bare or thonged ass, making this whole outfit a fucking fail on all fucking levels….and here are the pics for you to live out the disappointment of this gutter repeatitive trash with me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Awards|Gala|Shakira

2009

14

Dec

Kristen Bell’s Single Ass in Leggings of the Day

I don’t care for Kristen Bell. She’s got no sex appeal. She’s alright looking but definitely not worth getting excited for. I figure she’s average at best but for some reason you idiots think she’s amazing…

I think when a girl washes out a stain like Dax Sheppard out of her panties, it’s worth mentionning and celebrating…

Here are some pics of her walking around with a popsicle, that for some reason the paparazzi didn’t get pics of her sucking it, which could also be a big part of the reason why Dax dumped her boring ass anti-dick suckin’ ass….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Single

2009

14

Dec

Little Boots Wears Little Pants of the Day

Little Boots is some irrelevant twat from the UK that some hipster kids in America are all obsessed with because they are gay, dyke, bi or sexually ambigious or confused gender bender weirdos and don’t realize how shitty her body is and actually care about her music and here she is in little pants, doing the whole Lady Gaga leotard shit that professional dancers and Madonna did before her….the whole thing is pretty fucking boring because I don’t see any pussy lip or bush hanging out of the panty-like bottoms like I do when I hang out at the public pool on Aquarobic mornings filled with hot 80 year old pussy in ill-fitting one-piece bathing suits, but I guess it’s good enough for me to post, mainly because I’ve already come this far with the post, I can’t turn back now….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Little Boots|Pantsless

2009

14

Dec

A Tiger Woods Mistress at a Charity Event of the Day

Her name is Jaimee Grubbs and she is one of the sluts Tiger Woods fucked. I like how they call these whores his “Mistresses”, which is a pretty nice way of calling them Groupie Bitches. I always thought mistresses were for old school Italian and other Patriarchal family structures, where the man is king and the wife is the mother of his kids and the mistress who is a long term woman he fucks on the side and the wife knows about is who he does all the dirty shit with. A mistress isn’t some jump-off you’ve got in various cities, that’s just some groupie or escort pussy….

I guess what matters is that she’s at this Charity event, you know, doing good and getting noticed, using her whore status to save lives and in her case it would only really make sense if it was a Charity event for HIV, cuz I’m pretty sure Tiger Woods has got that shit brewing in his balls cuz the quality cunt he’s put his dick may look hot, but I can only assume their pussies are about as clean as a public washroom in a seedy part of town that hasn’t been cleaned in a decade, but it does shit and blood smeared all over it thanks to the fecal artist homeless dude who calls the place home.

Either way, here she is loving every ounce of attention this whole thing has brought her…a joy that may end when the STD tests come in….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Charity|Event|Tiger Woods

2009

14

Dec

Boring Bikini Model Party You Weren’t Invited to of the Day

Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio were kickin’ it after their really stressful day standing around in a bikini and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, so they hit the bottle….and shit looked really fucking boring. I prefer model parties to end with lesbian sex orgies because they had a little too much to drink….

My only really question is what happened to Adriana Lima? She was always my favorite one and her wholesome viringity was a lot more fun than watching washed up mothers drinkin’ themselves stupid cuz they’ve got nothing better to do with their time while the baby is with the sitter and they’ve got 5 minutes to their fucking self to let loose and play charades or whatever the fuck she’s doing…all this party is missing is for one of these sluts to bust out the Scrabble board….cuz they’re so fucking wild.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes