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2009

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to watch Oprah almost daily. I was doing this for as long as I’ve been living the housewife dream, you know living off my woman’s bank account and sitting on my ass all day. I’ve worked her into the site, I’ve worked things I’ve seen or her show onto the site and then I got bored of her.

So the fact that she is ending the show doesn’t depress me on the level some of these fat women out there are probably feeding/feeling as they cry into their ice cream. It didn’t become dinner conversation cuz I’d rather talk about vagina, not fat black billionaires. It just means I won’t ever be a guest on her shit, because I need more than 18 months to do something substantial enough to get noticed.

I guess I’m just shocked to find out that she’s not a robot, her show is boring, she lacks passion and has made billions doing something that doesn’t warrant making billions for, so fuck her, let her fade into obscurity, but she won’t, she’s too much of a loud mouth and we can’t get rid of her unless she dies, but I hope something in her masterplan glitches and she ends up releasing a sex tape to get noticed…..

I can’t believe I just wrote about Oprah. I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Miley Cyrus is Dressing Like a Hooker, Showing Off Her Teen Ass Cheeks
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Scrubs XXX Parody Interview
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Holly Madison Crushes Grapes With Her Vagina Lips
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Because Bustin’ a Nut Will Make A Bad Day Better
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Some Sluts From the 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Penelope Cruz’s Sexiest Pics
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Maybe There’s a Wrong Way to Eat a Reese’s
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The TRUTH About Sarah Palin
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I See More of Pam Anderson’s Vagina Than I Do y Own Dick
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Slow Mo Soda Bottle Slaying….Wait…What?
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I Little Bit of Ashley Greene Because I Love Her
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Trust Me, You Are Gonna Wanna Bang the Hip-Hop Train Conductor on Disney’s Choo Choo Soul.
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Pamela David is the Kind of Gal You Should Get to Know
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Striptease of the Day
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Rosie Huntington’s Boob is Exposed
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Rihanna is Wearing some Yellow Latex or Some Shit
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Megan Fox is Shopping With David Silver
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Okay Jersey Shore Pretty Much Looks Like the Best Show Ever
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Model Behati Prinsloo’s Bra And Underwear Bike Ride
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A Jessica Simpson Throwback That Showcases The Only Asset She Has, IE: Her Tits
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Nude Angels from Euro TV
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Nudists Get Upset About People Having Public Sex is Beyond Me
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Horney Slut Gets Naked in the Park
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Tori Black Lets The Fucking Machine Fuck Her in the Ass
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Eva Angelina is a Whole Lot of Women
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Minley Cyrus Almost Died, Too Bad She Didn’t Though
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Chick With a Muff is Going solo
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Anetta Keys is Glorious
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Holy Fuck I LOVE Keri Hilson
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Two Girls and Their Lollipops
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues…Which Sit Next To You On the Plane
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Mica Presley is Hot
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The World’s Dumbest Arsonist Set Himself On Fire
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Nice Rack Honey, Real Real Nice
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College Football Week Twelve Preview: Cheerleader Edition
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Brooke is a Cyber Girl
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Lookin Good
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Girl Stops Fat Bastard From Kicking Her Boyfriends Ass
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Hey There Elf Tits
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Kate Moss is Starving Herself and It’s Fine By Me
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Check Out Mama’s Boobs!
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THE GAY ZOMBIES WILL GET YOU!
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I Love Rachel Bilson Cuz She’s A Useless Whore and I Love Useless WHores
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I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT HOT AND STINKY WEEKEND PUSSY WAS EVEN BETTER THAN WAXED AND PERFUMED WEEKDAY COOCH!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Nov

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Bike Photoshoot of the Day

These pictures came out a few days ago, I didn’t notice them, becaue Victoria’s Secret has been throwing so much immigrant pussy at us the last few weeks, it’s hard to stay on top of the shit. I’ve never heard of Behait Prinsloo but her name is pretty funny to say, especially when imagining her titties bouncing on her bike and imagining my face as the seat or even better imagining sniffing the seat after seeing her lock the shit up outside an ice cream shop or restaurant she biked to this fine friday afternoon, something I have done in the past pretty much every time I see hot girls getting off their bikes and giving me a window of opportunity, because I am all about taking advantage of all opportunities presented to me, and when else would I get the chance to smell their sweaty pussy, it’s not like they’re throwing the shit at me…..

And here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Bikini|Photoshoot

2009

20

Nov

Melody Khazae in Some Crossing Over Nude Scenes of the Day

I am pretty sure that this is some straight to DVD bullshit movie, but I’m not going to bother looking it up to find out, because I have the clips of the only scenes of value in the movie because they feature nude chicks and not shitty script and cheesy storylines….

I am the kind of guy who spent the entire year when I was 15 working a videostore and bringing home VHS tapes based on the nudity rating. I didn’t care what the fuck shit was about, all I needed was fast forward and pause and ideally a remote control to get off, and I guess not that much has changed.

Posted in:Crossing Over|Melody Khazae|Naked

2009

20

Nov

Megan Fox and Her Keeper Get Lunch of the Day

These are some pictures of Brian Austin Green holding on to Megan Fox as fucking hard as he can. He can’t let her go as she is all he fucking has. He has spent many fucking years brainwashing the shit out of her, fucking with her self esteem, trying to make her think no other guy will love her as much as he will, and all that emotional abuse had paid off, because bitch is still by his fucking side, and I can only assume under his fucking spell/control, but every once in a while he has to make appearances with her to remind people she belongs to him and to remind people that he exists while making her think she is free to do anything she wants, as long as she doesn’t get out of his site, or else it’s back home in the cage he locks her up in….and none of that really matters because these are pics of Megan Fox and she has a cameltoe….even though I think she’s seriously over-rated…..

Pics via INF

Posted in:Brian Austin Green|Lunch|Megan Fox

2009

20

Nov

Kate Hudson Isn’t Wearing a Bra of the Day

I don’t think I put this much effort into hard nipples or girls who didn’t wear bras when I was a horny teenager, but for some reason I do now. It is like I regressed or some shit. Maybe I’m Benjamin Button or some shit.

It just doesn’t make fucking sense to me that I sit here and crop and upload pictures of some useless celebrity who is only a celebrity because her mother and stepfather are celebrities and not because she has talent and not even because she has a hot round ass and despite all that I am feeding that celebrity and seemingly care about her and I am ashamed of the fact that. See, just doing a post on this makes me seem like I actually care about the shit, like it is a big deal for a girl to not wear a bra, especially with small tits, like I’ve never seen, sucked, fucked or cummed all over tits in my life, like some kind of virginal 40 year old pervert with so much pent up semen, I can cum myself just looking at anything breast/nipple or pussy-like, even though I’m not a virgin 40 year old, but I guess I am a pervert, but even as a pervert I wouldn’t perve out to Kate Hudson….so this is just another reason why this site humiliates me, and good thing for you, I have no shame, cuz now you get to celebrate these hard nipples.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Kate Hudson

2009

20

Nov

Amy Beth Hayes in THe Misfits Topless of the Day

Here is a sex scene from some British show that I’ve never heard of and didn’t bother looking up. It is starring some chick named Amy Beth Hayes and her very natural tits, which pretty much means floppy tits, but that is okay with me since I can’t stand implants and the whole thing is not all that arrousing but seeing a bitch laugh at a motherfucker’s cum face may be….
I don’t know why I bother writing these posts….

Posted in:Amy Beth Hayes|Topless

2009

20

Nov

Crazy Fucking Incest Story of the Day

I have heard a lot of weird stories about incest.

From two farm kids who were brother and sister and who went to my High School who would both brag about how they fucked each other on the regular when their parents went to bed. They would go on about how fucking convenient it is living together becuase there’s always someone to bang and in high school I guess that’s a big deal.

I have heard about an 18 year old who bang used to bang his 13 year old younger cousins in front of his other cousins in some kind of weird family reunion orgy.

I have seen incest porn, heard a lot of family family sex, family molestation, but I’ve never heard of the father killing the fuckin teenage molester by stripping them fucking naked and shooting them in the fucking head. Making this the weirdest incest story ever.

Posted in:Crazy|Fucking|News|sex offender|Story

2009

20

Nov

Eve’s Showing Off Her Stupid Paw Print Tattoo of the Day

You have no idea how many trashy fat blonde chicks I’ve seen with their tits busting out of their shirts with the same tattoo Eve introduced back when she was relevant. I’m not sure if they did it because it is a gutter thing, or if it was because they were trying to lure in black cock since it is the only kind of cock willing to fuck them because no other cock fits in their fat cunts, but I do know that it wasn’t hot at all and if they wanted to tattoo something hot on their tits, they’d tattoo my cum dripping off their chin and onto the shit….not that that would be hot…but I like leaving my mark, even on fat chicks, I just don’t like admitting it to myself or my friends….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Eve|Paw Print

2009

20

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Guests Slut It Up of the Day

Girls make me laugh because they are so fucking competitive and in that competitiveness they step up their game, especially when going to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because they know that they need to compete with the sluts on the runway to get noticed. So every year, without fail, the attendees show up wearing less clothes than usual, all in spirit of the event, and to try to get some of the male attention after every dude in the place walks out of the show with a boner, you know like a bottom feeder trying to make herself feel better about the fact that she wasn’t on stage. It’s all very funny to me and here are some pics of the people who slutted up to sit in the audience at the show…I don’t know who any of these bitches are and it really doesn’t matter…and I am sure there were more bitches dressed like sluts in attendence, I just didn’t bother looking cuz I think these prove my point well enough for my level of laziness….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Attendees|Fashion Show|Victoria's Secret

2009

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Face Looks Fuckign Weird of the Day

If you’re anything like me, you like sitting on benches outside of various stores in the mall until the staff kindly ask you to leave, or sometimes call security on you because you are creeping out the customers as you try to get them to invite you into the changing room, or chime in with suggestions of what panties you think they would look good in. Sometimes we hit up the bikini store, other times the underwear stores and every once in a while the shoe store. Sure, I’m not a foot fetishist or anything like that, but I do know that skirts and shoe testing means a lot of upskirt pussy flashes, so seeing Kardashian doing what I’ve seen so many girls do before reminds me that even the ugly ones are still worth lookin’ at because they’re better than lookin’ at nothing…. and here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Face|Kim Kardashian|Weird