Looks like Rihanna got attcked by a tiger. Unfortunately she survived. She’s nothing but a whining low life piece of trash from the Islands being exploited by her record label to make them money and make her feel important, like some kind of tool who comes out ahead of us, but the problem with this entire strategy that is her career is that we are all force fed her bullshit all the fucking time, whether it is her relationship issues that Bajan women everywhre laugh at because they get beat up harder than her almost nightly….she’s a cunt with an ego and let’s hope next time the tiger attacks it goes for her fucking throat….
That said, here she is with her recent weight gain in her tight dress.
He is the French Elvis. I don’t know any of his music because I deal with enough french people every fucking day of my life, that I try to avoid the shit, but I do know that his young groupie wife is getting manhandled by an LA Laker naked Didier Jlunga-Mbenga, and you can almost see up her skirt….
I guess Hallyday has one of those black on blonde fetishes, you know since he’s old and his dick most likely doesn’t work, he likes to recruit the biggest, blackest African he can find to rail the shit out the bitch so that she learns her lesson and can’t walk for a fucking week, maybe to keep her from whining and begging and annoying Hallyday to use his mouth on her groupie ass or maybe because he’s into that shit like so many other dudes are….and I guess I shouldn’t really give a shit considering you probably have no idea who this fucker is cuz I don’t and I do this shit all day.
Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older. Either they’ll be trashier, sluttier and more disgusting than her in a following their mother’s lead, or they’ll end up lesbians, or they’ll be the total opposite of their whore mother and won’t let a motherfucker inside them until they are 45 years old, the kind of girl who wears pants and a sweater to the beach, fat and useless from emotional eating like some kind of rape victim, because here is their mother with yet another man she got from the long-haired immigrant trying to get ahead escort agency and I guess we can only hope she doesn’t film another sex tape with this guy like she did with the last guy because as amazing as it was to see her hanging on as hard as she could, her pussy was pretty fucking disgusting and took away from the excitement of the bottom feeding….
You may remember Eva Green as the hot tits who fucked her brother in the movie The Dreamers because I think that is all she’s ever done in her career, which is really a great tragedy as far as I’m concerned, because I figure if a girl is willing to show her pussy on screen once, she’ll do it again and again and again until she gets nominated for an Oscar or gets work on a kids show. The truth is that I’m not really a film expert and I’m too lazy for IMDB so she could be involved in a bunch of other movies that I just don’t know about, making this post obsolete, despite the fact that she’s at the British Independent Film Awards showing off some cleavage, that would better serve her naked and on screen, maybe in the independent movie I am working on with my cellphone camera and ten dollars that needs a pussy, but for now all she gets is a post here….I figure the longer I hold out the more likely she’ll come knockin’…..
Here’s a refresher course in her tits from the movie The Dreamers….
I don’t know what gave this bitch an ego that made her believe she was capable of doing whatever the fuck she wants in life because she got cast on Gossip Girl despite the odds of her being a hooker born in a group home thanks to her whore mother, but I guess it’s working alright for her…so well she’s gained 10 pounds for the occassion…none of which ended up on her tits….
Watch the garbage…that is the Kiss FM Jingle Ball.
The last time I got off to calf porn, I was watching 6 baby cows were breast feeding off some lactating whore with a salt lick inserted in her meaty fucking pussy. It wasn’t some Australian piece of shit nobody in short leggings who is only famous in the USA because she fucked some band member of some band I don’t know why is famous only to have him leave her for Paris Hilton leaving her forced to try all the tricks in Hollywood to get famous from getting naked in movies, to having the paparazzi follow her around to her latest idea which must be to be the only living muppet in America because as time goes on she looks more and more like something Jim Hansen invented to jerk off to…only unlike her felt and wire counterpart, this bitch has no talent, little kids don’t flock to her and her song and dance, all she really has going for her is herpes and not just any herpes…the Paris Hilton strain….which isn’t really saying much about her talent other than that she doesn’t use condoms…which I guess is good enough for me….here are the pics…
Here are some pictures of Katie Price leaving a party drunk. She’s really got nothing better to do with her time than drink her life away and in her defense, you’d be self-medicating too if you were Katie Price…Hell, I’m not even Katie Price and I’m not going through some kind of transition from being some over-sexualized cartoon rendition of a fantasy woman to being a dude in a dress, but I self medicate all the fucking time. I’m not drunk right now but I would rather be, I just don’t think my stomach or liver can handle it after the latest bender I had this past weekend that I’m recovering from…as there comes a time in every drunk’s life where they have to step back and realize shitting blood isn’t healthy and it’s a life or shitting blood to death situation…and I’ve got too much to live for like a fat wife I hate, no money, no job, totally uninspired and unmotivated and too fat for pants…good times I won’t put up a fight to live another day for….or fight to keep because it is all I know…
Lady Gaga continues to prove the power of marketing on the American People, as she walks around dressed like a street whore Reindeer for the Holiday Season, because people actually pay to see her perform. They also buy her records and follow her fashion style and even other popstars are copying her shit because they assume the reason she is so big is because of how much of a circus performer she is.
Now I can’t stand the bitch because I know she is entirely fabricated and bullshit and that nothing about her is authentic, it is all just a bullshit machine that is making a ton of fucking money because they’ve done it right. From becoming best friends with Perez Hilton, a loser with no friends so happy to have a little attention that he has become her personal reporter to his huge audience to pretty much everything else about her and none of that really bothers me, because I figure if you’re smart you do what you gotta do to make as much as you can to make money and if you’re not, you end up like me….
My only issue with her and all her bullshit theatrics and lies is that she’s really not hot in any fucking way, if anything she’s fucking disgusting…and you’d have to be a gay to get off to her, but as long as she wears see thru, I gotta post it.
Carrie Underwood landed a free trip to the Bahamas and all she had to do was swim with the Dolphins. It’s like the marketing campaign at the Atlantis, because year after year, I’ve seen second tier celebrities spend weekends at the resort in exchange for some photo shoot with the dolphins and her whale of a friend.
In a lot of ways, I wish they were a little more creative about generating buzz about their shit, because I don’t give a fuck about swimming with dolphins, I care about naked fucking girls, and the real easy way to get that hustle under control would be spy cams in her suite. That shit would get a hell of a lot more airtime than her ill fitting wet suit pictures. Maybe a career in tourism and hotel management is in my fucking cards….and until then here’s the boring shit we’re forced to deal with until that happens…
But at least Carrie Underwood has shown us our fat manager so that we can fantasize about being in a club and seeing her across the bar, where we proceed to hustle her and get into her pants by joining her party, only to get bombarded by her ugly pig friend who is jealous of all the attention she gets, only to decide that we’re the guy she wants, and that she’ll make sure the thin blonde won’t go for us, because it’s their fat turn for male attention for a change and you just happen to be the sucker who has to give it to her…..
And here are all the bikini pics I have access to…I am sure there are more around the Internet so google the shit….or follow this link to see more Carrie Underwood Bahamas Bikini Pics
As an adult male, I get a lot of slack for sexualizing these 17 year old girls, even though we’re genetically programmed to want young and fertile pussy, the law works against us, at least in the USA because in Canada we can do whatever the fuck we want as long as it is consensual, and in my case consensual involves a whole lot of booze and downers but that’s got nothing to for with the point of this post….
The point of the post is to say that when a 17 year old dresses like this to events, or everyday or whenever, it is unnatural for a heterosexual man to not notice. It is homosexual to look at this and say “ewww tight body in short shorts…gross” even when it is Miley Cyrus and it is gross, because it is instinctual to want to get our dicks in the shit, and in Miley’s case, I definitely mean shit.
See I still think Miley Cyrus looks half retarded, like a retard who got away from a life as a retard, but if she was left inside the womb a couple more months to ripen, but she was pretty fucking close to being downs syndrome and the proof is in her face. See I don’t find her hot and I don’t want to fuck her, but I’m saying it’s not your fault if you do, you’re just a consumer to the product she’s marketing by wearing very little fucking clothes and if anything she should get in trouble for that and not you…cuz if young pussy is thrown down your fucking throat it is hard to not swallow and step back and say “no wait, stop, you’re a minor and this is illegal in most states”, it’s cockteasing at it is worst because it can land a motherfucker in jail and I think it’s gotta be stopped or laws have got to change because otherwise it si just not fair….
And now I have to punish you with a Miley Cyrus Song at the Jingle Bell Ball Where these pics are from….You will like it on mute cuz you get to watch her retard ass bouncing up and down…
Here’s an annoying interview with the fast talkin’ twat at the same event because I figured you need to be turned off by this girl in the event you are one of the weird ones actually turned on by her….her voice and stupidity is the cure to all inappropriate erections….
