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2009

09

Dec

Tiger Woods’ Mistress Holly Sampson is an Escort of the Day



I’d say that 98% of pornstars are escorts on the side. I’ve heard the AVN awards in vegas are really just an excuse for all these porn whores to fuck the highest bidder and that when they aren’t in the booth working the tradeshow floor, they are in the hotel fucking their biggest fans…

Now you all know Holly Sampson, Tiger Woods’ mistress who was once on The Wonder Years and who slowly made her way into nude modeling, then into porn and supplementing some of her income the way so many other porn pussy does with escorting….

So maybe this will bring her some new business, but I figured I’d post some of the reviews on her lisint at the eroticreview escort review board. I didn’t want to pay 50 dollars to get the JUICY details, but I’m sure TMZ will rip this off and publish all the info soon. Motherfuckers….

Here is one of her escort profiles that reads:

I want to be that special someone whom you’ll REMEMBER. I want to make sure that when we part you’re left completely WALKING ON AIR. The memory of my smile should WARM you. The sound of my laugh should LINGER in your mind. The touch of my hand on yours should leave you – BREATHLESS…

Here’s another one of her escort ads:

I’ve emailed her and will let you know if she answers…In the meantime Here are some of the reviews….dating back to 2004 when I guess she decided to go pro with this sex thing…

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Was enticed by Holly’s pics and the fact that she was a porn star
I met her at the hotel and she looked just like the hot, proverbial girl next store – extremely attractive, casually dressed – certainly not your obvious porn star. We had a get to know you conversation in the restaurant and went to the room. Needless to say, I was very excited by this very hot woman.

She responded to my e-mail within a day and we were able to schedule an afternoon appointment. When the door opened I was greated by a beautiful gal with a big smile. Holly is a little pricy but worth it.

Holly arranged for a cheap fleabag hotel in the south bay. She was late but did call me to let me know. She gave me the room number and I went up to a sleazy room with no wine opener for the bottle I brought. I showered and came out to find Holly watching TV. After I admired her looks in the new dress she bought that afternoon, we got down to business.

Had been trying to get together with Holly for a while and our schedules finally meshed. E-mail her to set appt. and received timely response. Her reference system is painless. I met hewr at a nice hotel of our mutual chosing…and WoW is she HOT!

Holly was absolutely charming. She is a sweet and sensitive soul with a lot to offer some lucky guy. She has grace and charm to boot. She really is terrific but she was no Winnie Cooper.

She is easy to reach by e-mail, and we set up a time to meet. She does have a screening process but it was not anything out of the ordinary. Holly is really good looking, and has a great attitude to go with it. She does have a few restrictions, but provides a solid performance. I had a fun time with her

This is one of the few providers I have seen that look exactly like her photos. She is undoubtably hot and a pro at this, so we get down to it pretty quickly.

Wanted to try Holly for a while since watching one of her Skinamax flick. E-mailed her and set up a meeting rather quickly. Very good session and she delivered as promised

Holly is the HOLY GRAIL of this hobby. She is unbelievably beautiful, sexy, sweet, cool…you name it she is the ultimate. I can’t imagine topping the experience except via future encounters with this incredible woman. She oozes sexuality,is forceful and direct but, always makes sure you are happy and satisfied…

I saw Holly in July of 2004 for 4 hours and she was visting from Az in that time. Holly is about 31 years old and she does look great for her age. She has a great, easy going personality and she is very energetic: If you are old or out of shape, don’t see her, she can kill you with her enthusiam and energy.

Holly Sampson is an actress in the regular and adult movie business. She is visiting LA for a short time and is working through LA’s Best Escorts. This agency has never let me down and when I was told about Holly, I jumped at the chance to meet her. She looks just like her pics and is absolutely gorgeous. Her bio on one of the websites listed her birthday as 9/4/73, so she just turned 31, but she could pass as being in her early 20’s. Her performance was wild, crazy and just plain fun. We really hit it off which may have a lot to do with the great session, but I don’t think you can go wrong with this girl. The skeptic in me thinks that some of the performance (moaning, dirty talk, etc.) was a little acting, but I didn’t care. She was just that much fun and if she wants to act a little to make sure I have a good time, then it just shows me what a great girl she is.

was intrigued first by Holly’s pictures, then her reviews. When guys warn you about being in shape, it’s a good sign that she’s not a 4 (she just laid there). I made the arrangements with Mike (also bitched to him about the representative photos with most of his girls, not Holly), and everything happened on schedule. I was outside the hotel when Holly arrived in the coolest car. If you see her, tell her not to sell! But enough about the damn car, she is hot. She looks much better without the heavy makeup, a natural beauty. She is not as thin as in her pics, but don’t get me wrong, she is very fit. With her looks and reputation, I knew I was in for something special.

She walked in, and yep, she’s the girl in the pictures. She’s really, really hot! Got her some water, and we sat and talked for a few minutes, before her suggestion that we get started.

K…so I took the plunge with this beauty. Called her up, she was out of town but called me back upon her return. Thereafter, she showed up 10 minute late. Wearing a clingy black dress and (get this) Jimmy Choo pumps (ie. $500 shoes). She kissed me gingerly at the door of my garden and I offered her my hand to walk up to my porch. I had the fire going and a mix of juices for her in a pitcher (she does not alcohol drink during a session). She sat on the couch and we proceeded to admire each others eyes…she is incredibly intimate.

We talked about her acting career…she is an accomplished softcore actress and talked about her views on life. She did mention that the previous reviewer that given her a bad review based on the lack of oral that he experienced. She explained that it was based on the fact that she had a crick in her neck. She promised to double her efforts during my session…I will give you the best oral I have ever learned throughout my life

Holly is immensely well read with a casual air that imparts wisdom and sensuality at the same time. We heated up to each other and magnetically drew to each others mouths in a sensual all lips and dancing tongue kiss….I became hot Hot HOT…read on below

The evening of our date I was entertaining clients and she call to let me know she was running late, as things turned out she arrived at my Beverly Hill hotel soon after I arrived. She looked hot in a pair of tight jeans and low cut top. We went to my room, I had a bottle of red wine opened and offered but she doesn’t drink. She came in immediately got undressed and jumped on the bed. It did take long for me to join her.

You get the idea…I’m sure you’re not surprised she’s a fucking hooker…I just thought it was funny.

If you want to read the rest of this bullshit, or sign-up to get the real heavy hooker details about exactly how she fucks, you’ll have to go to her EroticReview Page and pay.

I figured reading about fucking her isn’t worth money….

Posted in:Escort|Holly Sampson

2009

09

Dec

Jersey Shore Knock Out of the Day

I like trash, because I am trash and because trash get things done without worrying about social conventions like showering or pride or etiquette, we just do what we gotta do to get by and sometimes that involves knocking an loud, annoying, bitch the fuck out.

This is some show called Jersey Shore, I assume it’s about the guidos and clowns from the Jersey Shore and this could be staged, but staged or not, seeing a bitch knocked the fuck out is porn to me, especially when she’s dressed in Ed Hardy like this twat.

Not beating the fuck out of women is a dated concept. Get with the fucking times and break your wife’s nose.

Posted in:Jersey Shore|Knock Out

2009

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I have decided to fully absorb myself into the Christmas holiday spirit by spending the entire weekend sitting under the stairs at the local mall lookin’ up as many fucking skirts and I fucking can. I figure Thursday after work will probably be a stronger upskirt day since people will be coming out of work and since most chicks dress like slobs on the weekend and Friday night no one wants to do anything but get fucked up and fucked to fill the void that the work week brought them….and I guess you don’t care about my plans….you just want my stepLINKS so here they are….

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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Jessica Simpson is Banging the Smashing Pumpkin – Weird
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Some Asian Slut Belly Dances to Arabian Music of the Day
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Find Sluts Here
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Porn Star Joanna Angel Gets Dirty
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Michael Bay Directed a Victoria’s Secret Commercial and It Is Amazing
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Frat Boy Dad – VIDEO
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Britney Spears and Her Hard Nipples
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Korean Politician Judo Master – VIDEO
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Julia Roberts is Lookin’ Hot
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The Entire Year of 2009 in Auto Tune
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Pie Throwing On Japanese TV, Amazing
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25 Hot Girls With iPhones
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Mona Lisa is an Attention Whore
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Bosworth Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Victoria Beckham Just Out Walking Around Not Really Doing Anything
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Rihanna Likes to Live Dangerously
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Germany’s Got Talent!
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Bai Ling is Dressed Like a Whore. What Else is New?
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Candice Swanepoel is Lookin Hot in Lingerie
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Nikki Sims Likes Her Candle Wax Hot
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Gotta Love a Drunk Santa
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Uma Thurman is Back on the Market Again and I Want to Bang Her
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Mother Daughter Pussy Flashing
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Drunk Sluts Take It Off
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How to: Fail at Lip Syncing
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Zeina Heart Oh My Gosh!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bar Rafaeli is Looking Hot
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Leggy with Cleavage
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Mila Does Her Sexy Thing
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The Farting Santa is Coming to Town
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Who Is Victoria Justice and Where Can I Find Nudes of Her?
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Denise Milani’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Cop.
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Vida Guerra in a Bathing Suit
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Tessa Has Bedroom Eyes
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Ivy Strips Down in Her Bedroom
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Hannah Hilton Want’s You To Take a Peak
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Adrienne Curry’s Naughty Twitter Pics
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Tiger Wood’s Wife is Fucking Hot Man
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Yeah I’d Fuck Her
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Lindsay Lohan is Off the Help the Needy
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Gotta Love Some LA Ladies
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AUSTRALIAN BIKINI BABE IS THE NEW MIRANDA KERR
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Funny Cock / Pussy / Beaver Waxing Ad
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Dec

Kristin Davis and Her Shitty Body in a Bikini of the Day

Thank god the bitch is in her shorts cuz she’s got a horrible fucking body…. That’s all I’ve gotta say about that. I mean other than the fact that I almost got sued by this cunt years ago because I posted pictures of her cunt that was black, meaty and fucking disgusting and the money she spent sending lawyers letters would have been better spent on labia reduction surgery….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Davis

2009

08

Dec

Cameron Diaz Ass on a Motorbike Riding Tom Cruise of the Day

I bet Tom Cruise didn’t get a boner having a girl rub up so closely to him. if anything it was fucking up with how good the vibrations of the bike felt up against his balls while he was thinking about all those late night bareback riding sessions he used to have wearing his leather chaps with all his gay biker riding buddies….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Cameron Diaz|Denim

2009

08

Dec

Lady Gaga Met The Queen of the Day

Something is seriously wrong with the world when Lady Gaga gets to meet the Queen. Sure she’s some kind of court jester who targets the Queens and it seems almost fitting but seriously if I was the Royal Family which I’m not, my security detail would have killed this fucking monster as soon as it stepped foot in the building for fear that it was carrying an HIV filled syringe or whatever these weird fucking tranny pros use to protect themselves these days….

Seriously, she needs to be sent back to the fucking gutter, she’s not growing on me, she’s just making me hate her more.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Queen

2009

08

Dec

Some Shitty Acting and Nudity in a Movie Called Penthouse of the Day

Here’s some nudity in straight to DVD movie called Penthouse that will be hitting the DVD shelves of various fine retail stores in March….Here’s the bullshit synopsis….

Three lifelong friends inhabiting a penthouse apartment find themselves at odds when one of them attempts to move in with his girlfriend and another’s little sister makes a surprise visit.

I don’t think you would have bought the shit, but figure if you were, I just saved you the solid 5.99 you would have paid when it went on sale two weeks after it was released and no one bought the shit…

I guess there could be more nudity, I don’t know, I just know I am giving you a sneak peak and the highlight is that Kaley Cuoco is the only name I recognize in the shit and I dont think she’s getting naked in the clip because I was told it was Nikki Griffin, Lexi Baxter, Kaila Yu….also known as a bunch of sluts I’ve never heard of…..

Posted in:Nudity|Shitty Acting

2009

08

Dec

Some Coco Pictures She’s Pimpin’ on Twitter of the Day

Coco was just pimping these pictures on twitter, I’m guessing she knows exactly what she is doing because she’s had an extensive career being pimped by various men soliciting her like the piece of disgusting, genetically modifed meat that she is.

I assume she’s doing this push for these pics becuase she thinks she looks good and is delusional because clearly she’s disgusting but I guess we can’t control what gives people a boner even if the boner is for herself, I can just assume that she likes how these were photoshopped more aggressively than any other picture has ever been photoshopped…it’s like some Guinness World Record shit….

Posted in:Coco|Pictures|Twitter

2009

08

Dec

Tila Tequila and her Useless Tits of the Day

IThe bottom feeding whore Tila Tequila was recently spotted at the airport. She should really take this moment in because there will be a time very soon when she won’t be able to afford airfare and people won’t be paying her to fly around the world, because the John’s she bangs for money will be bored of her and onto new pussy, her celebrity will be dried up and so will her whore pussy and if we’re lucky she will have commited suicide but here are some pictures to remember one these last trips as a whore people follow on twitter who was once on TV and who had a taste of fame even for just a minute and you can see her leopard print bra and fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits

2009

08

Dec

Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

She walks around with a fucking guitar like she knows how to sing, or like she’s fucking musical and it is all thanks to too much positive reinforcement as she grew up. No one took the time to tell her she fucking sucks even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s got no talent and based on some info from my Christmas Radio music, has never had talent cuz it turns out she was 7 year old Cindy in How the Grinch Stole Xmas….and here she is sucking then…

And here she is sucking at life now…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rockstar|Taylor Momsen