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2009

07

Dec

Sophie “The Muppet” Monk Shows Off Her Calves Cuz Her Pussy Probably Has Herpes of the Day

The last time I got off to calf porn, I was watching 6 baby cows were breast feeding off some lactating whore with a salt lick inserted in her meaty fucking pussy. It wasn’t some Australian piece of shit nobody in short leggings who is only famous in the USA because she fucked some band member of some band I don’t know why is famous only to have him leave her for Paris Hilton leaving her forced to try all the tricks in Hollywood to get famous from getting naked in movies, to having the paparazzi follow her around to her latest idea which must be to be the only living muppet in America because as time goes on she looks more and more like something Jim Hansen invented to jerk off to…only unlike her felt and wire counterpart, this bitch has no talent, little kids don’t flock to her and her song and dance, all she really has going for her is herpes and not just any herpes…the Paris Hilton strain….which isn’t really saying much about her talent other than that she doesn’t use condoms…which I guess is good enough for me….here are the pics…

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Posted in:Calves|Muppet|Sophie Monk

2009

07

Dec

Katie Price is Drunk of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Price leaving a party drunk. She’s really got nothing better to do with her time than drink her life away and in her defense, you’d be self-medicating too if you were Katie Price…Hell, I’m not even Katie Price and I’m not going through some kind of transition from being some over-sexualized cartoon rendition of a fantasy woman to being a dude in a dress, but I self medicate all the fucking time. I’m not drunk right now but I would rather be, I just don’t think my stomach or liver can handle it after the latest bender I had this past weekend that I’m recovering from…as there comes a time in every drunk’s life where they have to step back and realize shitting blood isn’t healthy and it’s a life or shitting blood to death situation…and I’ve got too much to live for like a fat wife I hate, no money, no job, totally uninspired and unmotivated and too fat for pants…good times I won’t put up a fight to live another day for….or fight to keep because it is all I know…

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katie Price|Wasted

2009

07

Dec

Lady Gaga in Some Stupid See Thru Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga continues to prove the power of marketing on the American People, as she walks around dressed like a street whore Reindeer for the Holiday Season, because people actually pay to see her perform. They also buy her records and follow her fashion style and even other popstars are copying her shit because they assume the reason she is so big is because of how much of a circus performer she is.

Now I can’t stand the bitch because I know she is entirely fabricated and bullshit and that nothing about her is authentic, it is all just a bullshit machine that is making a ton of fucking money because they’ve done it right. From becoming best friends with Perez Hilton, a loser with no friends so happy to have a little attention that he has become her personal reporter to his huge audience to pretty much everything else about her and none of that really bothers me, because I figure if you’re smart you do what you gotta do to make as much as you can to make money and if you’re not, you end up like me….

My only issue with her and all her bullshit theatrics and lies is that she’s really not hot in any fucking way, if anything she’s fucking disgusting…and you’d have to be a gay to get off to her, but as long as she wears see thru, I gotta post it.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lady Gaga|See Thru

2009

07

Dec

Carrie Underwood in Her Bikini in the Bahamas of the Day

Carrie Underwood landed a free trip to the Bahamas and all she had to do was swim with the Dolphins. It’s like the marketing campaign at the Atlantis, because year after year, I’ve seen second tier celebrities spend weekends at the resort in exchange for some photo shoot with the dolphins and her whale of a friend.

In a lot of ways, I wish they were a little more creative about generating buzz about their shit, because I don’t give a fuck about swimming with dolphins, I care about naked fucking girls, and the real easy way to get that hustle under control would be spy cams in her suite. That shit would get a hell of a lot more airtime than her ill fitting wet suit pictures. Maybe a career in tourism and hotel management is in my fucking cards….and until then here’s the boring shit we’re forced to deal with until that happens…

But at least Carrie Underwood has shown us our fat manager so that we can fantasize about being in a club and seeing her across the bar, where we proceed to hustle her and get into her pants by joining her party, only to get bombarded by her ugly pig friend who is jealous of all the attention she gets, only to decide that we’re the guy she wants, and that she’ll make sure the thin blonde won’t go for us, because it’s their fat turn for male attention for a change and you just happen to be the sucker who has to give it to her…..

And here are all the bikini pics I have access to…I am sure there are more around the Internet so google the shit….or follow this link to see more Carrie Underwood Bahamas Bikini Pics

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Posted in:Bahamas|Bikini|Carrie Underwood

2009

07

Dec

Miley Cyrus and her Inappropriate Christmas Shorts of the Day

As an adult male, I get a lot of slack for sexualizing these 17 year old girls, even though we’re genetically programmed to want young and fertile pussy, the law works against us, at least in the USA because in Canada we can do whatever the fuck we want as long as it is consensual, and in my case consensual involves a whole lot of booze and downers but that’s got nothing to for with the point of this post….

The point of the post is to say that when a 17 year old dresses like this to events, or everyday or whenever, it is unnatural for a heterosexual man to not notice. It is homosexual to look at this and say “ewww tight body in short shorts…gross” even when it is Miley Cyrus and it is gross, because it is instinctual to want to get our dicks in the shit, and in Miley’s case, I definitely mean shit.

See I still think Miley Cyrus looks half retarded, like a retard who got away from a life as a retard, but if she was left inside the womb a couple more months to ripen, but she was pretty fucking close to being downs syndrome and the proof is in her face. See I don’t find her hot and I don’t want to fuck her, but I’m saying it’s not your fault if you do, you’re just a consumer to the product she’s marketing by wearing very little fucking clothes and if anything she should get in trouble for that and not you…cuz if young pussy is thrown down your fucking throat it is hard to not swallow and step back and say “no wait, stop, you’re a minor and this is illegal in most states”, it’s cockteasing at it is worst because it can land a motherfucker in jail and I think it’s gotta be stopped or laws have got to change because otherwise it si just not fair….

And now I have to punish you with a Miley Cyrus Song at the Jingle Bell Ball Where these pics are from….You will like it on mute cuz you get to watch her retard ass bouncing up and down…

Here’s an annoying interview with the fast talkin’ twat at the same event because I figured you need to be turned off by this girl in the event you are one of the weird ones actually turned on by her….her voice and stupidity is the cure to all inappropriate erections….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Miley Cyrus|Short

2009

07

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in her Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, but apparently she’s been modeling for a long fucking time. I guess I’m just not up to speed on the girls in their bikini for Victoria’s Secret, mainly because when a bitch is half naked, she really doesn’t need a name. We come from an era of Amateur Porn, you know the who real sex tapes with real girls movement that has made mainstream porn totally obsolete, and none of those bitches have a fucking name, I mean historically, 87% of the women I’ve jerked off to, whether the 40 year old milf at the coffee shop or the 16 year old slutty girl in her school uniform, or any hot ass I’ve brought the memory of seeing them home with me, has been nameless, and only sometimes would I jerk off to people I know like my stepdaughters, meaning who the fuck cares about what her name is, so long as she’s half naked.

The only fascinating thing about her is that she is from the UK, she has decent teeth and she’s actually pretty fucking hot, a rarity in a country filled with toothless chimney cleaners and factory workers….and here are those pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Vicotria's Secret

2009

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS

I am drunk and I am not getting a lap dance like I should be right now….I’m not at a club watching fat chicks get drunk enough to let me play with their vaginas like they are some kind of puppet….but I’m hoping I will be in the next few minutes…but before I go back to living my dirty shameful fucking life….I’m gonna post these stepLINKS for those of you more fortunate than me who don’t have the alcoholic gene and who are sitting at home on the computer after a wholesome night with your wife and kids…or whatever it is you people who don’t hate your homes or the shit box I call home cuz it where I sleep…….either here are my stepLINKS…

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I’m Starting to Wish I Was Tiger Wood’s Mistress (No Homo) Cause It’s Shaping Up To Be Pretty Fucking Lucrative
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The 10 Sexiest Celebrity Stoners
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A Girl Gets her Pussy Vaccuumed….
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I Swear Christina Hendrick’s Tits Just Keep Getting Bigger
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Get Google (Black) Mail
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Today, In the Trainwreck 100!
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British Journalist Emily Maitles and Her Pantyhose Upskirt
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I Don’t Care If She Jacked Up Her Face, I’d Still Fcuk Meg Ryan Just To Hear Her Fake an Orgasm
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Candice Swanpoel is Looking Like I Want to Take Her Innocence Away
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Wedding Fight in Peru! – VIDEO
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Gotta love a Slut in a G String
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Pregnant Padma Lakshmin is Naked
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck Is Doing On in Rihanna’s Music Video, But I Like IT
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Shakira is Lookin’ Good in a Werido Disco Ball Dress
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Oh For Fuck Sakes, Pam Anderson Want’s to be a Pop Star Now?
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Okay This Fucking Asshole That Made The Britney and Octomom Statues is Taking This Shit Too Far
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Rachel Alexander Lingerie Shoot
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Pauly Shore’s Girlfriend is More Funny Than He Is, and She is Also Naked
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Neverending Fight – VIDEO
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Some Drunk Chicks Doing Stuff They Will Probably Regret After
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sandra Shine and Eve Angel
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I Always Love a Good Car Chase
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Zeina Heart
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Zeina Heart is Doing It Right
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Kate Beckinsale is Out of This World
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I Don’t Know Who Petra Todd Is But She is Topless
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Ginger is The Kind Of Girl I’d Like to Get to Know
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Bryci is Back
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…And a Little Kate Hudson
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Denise Milani and Her Big Tits Go Rock N Roll
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Nerdcore 2010 Titty Calendar
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How About a Lesbian 3Some? VIDEO
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Amber and Her Lollipop
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NO WE DONT SELL CRACK PIPES
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The Top 8 Post-Accident Tiger Woodsí Endorsement Deals
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Shay Laren and Cassia Riley
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MArisa Miller is Lookin’ Good As Always
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Wrecklessly Oblivious Female Driver Loses Control Kills Two People
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There’s No Way This Ass is Not Fake
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Gay Elf Sex in Video Games Angers Parents, Excites Jimmy Kimmel
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OK!!! GO!!! WTF??
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Somebody Go to Japan and Get Me a Baby Mop
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Some Kate Beckinsale to End the Day
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Record Breaking Coctail Genius
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This is the Weirdest Fucking Webcam Show Ever
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HOLLY MADISON’S PRIVATE UPSKIRT AND LESBIAN PHOTOS EXPOSED!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Dec

Halle Berry from Behind of the Day

Here’s some Halle Berry mom ass….these pictures are boring…but not as boring as this post….it happens…I’m uninspired most of the time and my hangover is worse than the condition her mom pussy must be in…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Behind|Halle Berry

2009

04

Dec

George Clooney Lets Elisabetta Canalis have Friends of the Day

George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|George Clooney|Lesbian|Tits

2009

04

Dec

Brooke Burke’s Got a Real Sturdy Bra of the Day

What the fuck is this bitch wearing…..some kind of military equipment or some shit? Is she like the crazy lady I met in the pharmacy the other week wearing a full outfit made out of aluminum foil, because she didn’t want the radiation to get to her and because buying lead is out of her budget…like is this some breast cancer prevention bra made out of fucking cement…or maybe it has something to do with how wrecked her tits are now that she’s a mom of two and I don’t really get it but I know it reminds me of all the bitches I’ve met over the years in padded bras who tricked me into thinking they were more stacked than they actually were and the whole thing brings back a lot of horrible memories…all reminding that Brooke Burke is a thing of the past and that the only thing Wild On! in her life these days is when one of her kids uses the fucking toilet on its own or something….Pretty fucking depressing….


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Posted in:Bra|Brooke Burke