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2009

09

Nov

Kristen Stewart Has a Shitty Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

My big problem with Twilight is that the shit has become ridiculously successful, pretty much porn to any girl 18 years old or younger, but it hasn’t taught them real proper whore behavior, or really any lessons in life other than that ugly chicks can get swept off their feet by vampires who they find to be mysterious and hot because they have british accents. I didn’t see the movie, but I know that Kristen Stewart is a girl I hope no one aspires to be, or looks at as the formula of what dudes like fucking, because even in her short shorts, she looks like the piece of white trashy kid who was raised in poverty and didn’t have access to enough dairy or vegetables or really any nutrients growing up because they were so poor and her mom was lazy, so it was twinkies and bologna for her, so her body paid the price and looks like this retarded mess.

I figure if we’re going to make porn for kids, we should at least teach them blowjob techniques so that when they finally decide to whore out to satisfy their needs, they’ll have some tricks in their back pocket so we can all benefit from this bullshit, instead of just dudes who look like Rob Patterson or whatever his name is, not that it makes a difference for you, since no chick is ever quite horny enough to let you in their mouth, but I figure you get what I am saying….and here are the pics of Kristen Stewart doing it all wrong…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Short

2009

09

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Still Got a Solid Fat Ass of the Day

There’s still something magical about seeing pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ass even though I know it is all illusion and that any girl could have an ass like this, all she needs to do is a develop a moderate eating disorder and not exercise. The only real challenge in maintaining this kind of body is that to get to this level it takes some serious neglect that will re-program your brain to develop some serious bad habits that will take them to the point of no return, where they will end up looking like my wife. To balance on that fine line that is just the right fatnesss, is something that is almost impossible and I think that’s why everyone gets excited about Kim Kardashian, it’s like a talent all the fat chicks admire because she’s done fat right and her are the pics to prove it.

Here are some bonus pictures of her ass walking around and getting into cars in some dress…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

09

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

That said, pregnancy may imply a bitch is possibly a dirty little whore, but I think the hormones being out of wack, the fact that guys don’t really look at them the way they once did, the anticipation of their vagina lacking it’s youthfulness, and the fact that they are sprawled out naked and spread for doctors throughout the 9 months are all key factors to why pregnant bitches I see all dress in tight clothes, short skirts like a bunch of common fucking whores, that and the fact that I live in a poor neighborhood, because poor chicks are a bunch of common fucking whores.

Either way, here’s the pregnant Kardashian sister and she’s ready to drop but not ready to give up being a useless tramp…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Slut

2009

09

Nov

Sophie Monk Still Looks Like a Muppet I Want to Fuck of the Day

You know you are either seriously desperate or very fucking weird or Amish to be able to get off to a girls bra as seen thru her sleeve when she lifts her arm and you notice realize shit may be sheer. That’s the kind of thing that was even too obscure or non sexual to me when I was a teenager and was able to jerk off to panty lines in gym clothes, but I guess as we get older our standards and priorities shift, because that’s just what being a pervert is all about, and all of a sudden shit that never turned us on starts to because we’ve become so accustomed to standard turn ons, and because there is just something mystical and erotic about shitting on a girls face, if you know what I mean…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Muppet|Sophie Monk

2009

09

Nov

Eva Mendes And Her Nipple Go To A Party of the Day

I love Eva Mendes tits, at least I loved them in one of the movies she showed them in, because as a Hispanic, showin tit is the only way to get work, unless you are America Ferrera, in which case staying fucking clothed is the only way to get work, seriously, I heard she went from producer to producer in auditions threatening to get naked if they didn’t give her the part, and I guess they had to do what they had to do to save their brains from being tainted and that’s got nothing to do with Eva Mendes or her pointy lookin’ nipple….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Eva Mendes|Nipple

2009

08

Nov

Charisma Carpenter and Tabrett Bethell Space Lesbian Kiss for the Virgins of the Day

This is some serious virgin shit…..I don’t know what the fuck it is from but I do know that this is a chick who did Playboy once and was on some show called Buffy and now is one some new lesbian space shit that you only grasp when you’re dick’s never been in a pussy…..and here are the clips…

Posted in:Charisma|Charisma Carpenter|Legend of the Seeker|Tabrett Bethell

2009

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am protesting twitter because I have done 5,000 updates but don’t have 5,000 followers and I like things to be balanced out because I am obsessive compulsive. So I need 200 people to follow me on twitter to get started and that’s where you come in….so if you aren’t following me…..then

Follow Me

That said, someone made me watch the first half hour of the Shauna Sand sex tape , it may not be hot, because she looks like a corpse and her pussy is grey, meaty, no longer functional and possibly confused as to whether or not it is a vagina, but it is a great way to learn french…

Another way to learn french, my stepLINKS….because they are so badly written they must be another language….now click em.

Cuban Beauties are easy cuz they will do anything for a Green Card…..
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Cat Fight on the Soccer Field!! – VIDEO
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Kristin Cavallari’s in a See Thru Shirt
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Gonna Do This Weekend?
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Beyonce Is More Fun to Stare At When She Dances, But These Photos Ain’t Half Bad
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If The Zoo Was Like This Video, I Would Probably Go More Often
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German Actress Davorka Tovilo Is In a See Through Dress, And When I Say See Through, I Mean SEE THROUGH
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A Tribute to Billy Mays – VIDEO
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Diane Kruger is Looking Good in a Black Dress
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Trainwreck 100 – The World’s Most Worthless Celebrities
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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20
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Australia Hates Britney Spears
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Seriously, I Think Megan Fox Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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I May Hate Katy Perry, But Judging By These Pics, She Looks Like She May Be Good at Sex
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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These Real Housewives Sluts And Fucked Up Man
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Not Sure What’s Happening in this Stripping Contest But Here It Is Anyways
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A Week Isn’t Complete Without David Hasslehoff Being Drunk and Doing Something Ridiculous
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Peaches and Her Friend Get It On
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Eva Wyrwal Takes Her Tits Out in Nuts Nuts
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The JLO Sex Tape is Going to Drop Any Day Now
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Zoe Britton Takes It All Off
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James Galdolfini Will Punch You In the Face! – VIDEO
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Web Came Ass Shaker Is Impressive
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Nude It Iphone App
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Stacy Dash is So Fucking Hot and I Don’t Know Why We Don’t See More Of Her
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Gotta Love Some Lesbian Teen Action
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And MORE Lesbian Action!
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Danni Ashe Gives You a Virtual Lap Dance
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Tan Lines Aren’t So Bad When They ARe On a Nice Rack
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Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition
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Shay Laren and Ashlynne Brooke Take a Shower
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Kelley Thompson is a Playboy Babe
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And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive – VIDEO
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Hey Lady, Where’s The Beef?
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Television Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Around the Corner At Your Local Pizza Hut
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How to Do Your Make Up Like a Whore
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Robert De Niro is in a Kate Beckinsale/Dres Barrymore Sandwich
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WHAT IN THE FUCK DID MIRANDA KERR DO TO HERSELF?
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KIMBERLY SERIOUSLY HAS THE NICEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN!
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Bonus – Some Cam Girl And Her Awesome Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Nov

Paz de la Huerta Naked in Some Movie Called The Limits of Control of the Day

I’ve never heard of this girl but she plays the naked hispanic slut in some new movie called The Limits of Control, and the whole thing is very interracial. I guess being the hispanic slut is the only way for a Spanish chick can get work in the movies and here are her clips because it’s Friday and that’s what Friday’s are for….I mean I guess that’s what everyday is for….but whatever I had nothing else to say about this bitch cuz I have no respect for her for feeding into a stereotype by whoring herself out, it’s the easy route, when she coulda done things in a respectable way, one step back for our hispanic people….

Posted in:Movie|Naked|Paz de la Huerta|The Limits of Control

2009

06

Nov

Rachel Bilson Does Poster Board of the Day

Rachel Bilson was out buying suplies to make a poster, I’m thinkin’ it’s a “lost, Reward if Found” poster for her career….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Little Body|Rachel Bilson

2009

06

Nov

Blake Lively Showing Off Tit of Her Day

Blake Lively got half naked for some magazine photoshoot, which is nice practice for what we all hope her future career becomes…..because Gossip Girl won’t last forever, at least we can all hope it doesn’t, but I have very little faith in society when people like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, AnnaLynne McCord and the cast of The Hills can all become rich and famous, meaning girls who were designed to be whores fall off track…..

Posted in:Blake Lively|Bra|Tit