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2009

19

Oct

Nicky Hilton and her Shitty See Thru of the Day

I have tried to convince the other celebrity blogs who sometimes answer my emails that we need to stop writing about Paris Hilton or posting pictures of her, not because we have the power to make her irrelevant, but because I like to think we do. The good news I don’t post shit about her, so that pretty much makes her non existent to me and that’s good enough, so I wasn’t going to post these Nicky Hilton shitty see thru pictures, thinking that maybe this was Paris Hilton’s way back into the limelight she never deserved, you know figuring out a way to exploit her ugly sister who was envious of her to get out there and get some coverage to pave the way for her big reveal, but figured that I shouldn’t get so emotionally invovled in all this, they spend no time thinking about me, so I shouldn’t waste my time thinking about them, and get back to just posting these cunts and laughing at their stupidity.

That said, here’s Nicky Hilton and a REAL shitty see thru.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nicky Hilton|Nipple|See Thru

2009

19

Oct

Gretchen Rossi Pulling Some Balloon Boy Dad Stunts of the Day

Writing about celebrities I don’t care about is depressing enough for me, but every once in a while there comes a cunt who really makes me realize that I need to pack this shit up, Hollywood’s a joke, and get a job working shoveling shit at a barn outside of town, as it will be more fulfilling an experience and today that cunt in Gretchen Rossi.

She is ugly and useless and the fact that she has pictures of herself on the internet because she showed up to the pumpkin vendor all the celebrities go to, should be enough reason for you all to look in the fucking mirror and realize you are better than this, forcing you to quit TV and Movies because it is the only way to put an end to shit like this getting on the front lines.

I am convinced there was a time that Hollywood was exclusive and glamourous and people working the trains and factories in middle America envied their lives, but that time has come and gone and people like Perez Hilton, Michael Lohan, Reality TV stars define something that was probably pretty fun 50 years ago.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bottom Feeder|Gretchen Rossi

2009

19

Oct

Courtney Cox is Almost Too Old for a White Bikini of the Day

I was having a debate with myself last night, because no one else was around to talk to , and even the people who were around like the bartender were more interested in tryin to get me to leave their bar, than talking to me about whether a bitch is ever too old to wear a bikini, especially a white one that when wet turns see thru….

The rational side of me that knows older women aren’t hot to look at naked and would rather not see an older chick naked, but the man in me, who makes an appearance sometimes, can’t help but think no matter what age a girl is, whether 16 or 90, she should be out there half naked every chance she gets. Not only does it make for more interesting scenery, but it also makes for easier public masturbation, because when there’s no hot young pussy on the beach because they are all in school or some shit, you’d rather have decent older pussy, or even disgusting older pussy in a bikini, than nothing. It makes your trip worthwhile.

So in conclusion, I have decided that you are never too old to wear a white bikini or any bikini for that matter, no matter how sloppy your ass is, no matter how plump your gunt is, no matter how saggy your tits is, because sometimes it’s better than nothing, most of the time it is pretty entertaining…..and in Courtney Cox’s case, a lot more entertaining than her career.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Courtney Cox|White Bikini

2009

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the DAy

I need to stop drinking. Or at least consider stopping because it gets pretty out of hand, especially when I introduce new alcohol’s to the mix, like this week was a bottle of Spiced Rum, sure not all that wild or exciting, but for a motherfucker who hates rum, shit not only turned me into a pirate, but it also turned me into a rapist. The good news is that the girl I violently raped turned out to be an old boot I found in the park I passed out in, so I guess it all worked out in the end. I got off and the boot won’t get pregnant, but I do think it may give me athlete’s dick, not because my dick’s an athlete, but because boots you fuck aren’t hygienic.

Here are my stepLINKS and I’ll try not to hurt more people with my drinking and stick to just humiliating myself as I’ve been doing for so many years and my only happiness is knowing I am not Balloon Boy’s dad, even though that dude’s more famous than I’ll ever be, despite how pathetic he may be….

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Seriously, I Love Halle Berry More and More Everytime I see Her
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Lohan Isn’t Going to Jail…Yet….
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Better Get Those Tissues Ready…
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These Selita Banks Bikini Pics Are Just….Wow
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Mortal Kombat Versus Donkey Kong – VIDEO
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Rosario Dawson Booty Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Beyonce Is Usually Alright
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Sex Excuse Bingo
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a a Video of the Balloon Boy Puking on TV, Probably Due to the Stress
of Realizing His Parents Used Him in Their Quest for Fame Whoreing Bullshit
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God Damn Cindy Crawford is Hot
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These Angelina Jolie Action Films Are Getting Kind of Redundant, But She’s Still Hot, So Whatever
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Pam Anderson, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Marisa Miller Costa Rica Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Introducing Gemma Newman
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How NOT to Demolish a Building – VIDEO
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2 Horny Sluts is Twice the Fun
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Lesbian Teens and a Dildo
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Fergie is an Expert As Tucking Her Penis Away and Could Tech Lady Gaga a Thing or Two
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And MORE Young Lesbians
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Drunk Guy Wants His Beers! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Weird Vending Machines – Gallery
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Kim Kardahisn Gets Paid $50000 to Show Up at a Party Even Though
When It Comes Down To Shit, She’s a Nobody. What’s Your Job?
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Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag is Topless
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A Sunset With Adela
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Party Slut Compilation
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I Wanna Be All Over Megan Good’s Ass
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Rita and Sammie Get It On
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Stephanie Emma’s Playboy Photoshoot – VIDEO
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON SEXES UP A BRAND NEW PHOTO SHOOT … AND IT’S AWESOME!
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Lick It Up Ladies, Lick It Up
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Girls Gone TOO Wild
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Kayden Kross Loves Leather
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Kristin Cavallari
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If I Knew Cricket Had Fights, I Would Have Started Watching It Ages Ago
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Various Reactions to a Very Public Penis
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IF You Give In to This Whole Paranormal Activity is SOOOOO Scary Shit, You’re a Moron
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Smoke Em If You Got Em – Video
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Okay I Don’t Care If I’m Fat and Drunk, I Need a Trampoline and a Wall like NOW
Because This Shit is Closest You Will Ever Get To FLYING
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WWE DIVA MARIA IS NOW ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE … SO HERE ARE SOME HOT UPSKIRT PHOTOS FOR YOU!
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Two Bonus Videos for the Weekend……

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 3
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Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 4
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Oct

Jenna Fischer Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here is the sloppy pussy that the creator of Spike’s shitty PG-PORN viral videos everyone gets hard over, despite them being as boring as his wife’s body in a bikini even when photoshopped for Shape Magazine…seriously, shit is on some Funny or Die kick that just isn’t funny, but people think is funny, because they think they are supposed to, when the fact is that he’s only doing it because he can make it in actual hollywood since his concepts are so shitty and the only gig he had was as a writer of such classics as Scooby-Doo 2: Monster’s Unleashed. He’s a bottom feeding nobody turning to the internet like he was one of us, when really he is just one of them but all that doesn’t really explain why he’s bottom feeding on this caliber of girl, when I’m sure he could swindle some shit and find a hot college girl he promises fame to, despite not having fame of his own, who will fall for his shit and who looks better than his wife’s bottom feeding pussy that you probably like cuz you are all into The Office since it reminds you of your shitty life….and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Bikini|Jenna Fischer

2009

16

Oct

Abigail Clancy in her Bikini for Pepsi of the Day

In doing marketing right, Pepsi recruited some pretty decent pussy to wear her bikini in hopes of selling product, and that’s a win for me. Sure in America Pepsi and every other corporation is scared to upset the Christian fundamentalists by exploiting girls in their ads, even though they are are supposed to because it’s the oldest marketing trick in the fucking book and who refuse to advertise on my site because I post nudity but not on Playboy’s site because they are “premium” for some fucking reason we call being friends with the advertiser buyers and marketing execs, because America fucking sucks and isn’t about freedom, it’s about controlling the amount of pussy pictures we put out there because we can’t finance hiring a team of pussy posting perverts, you oppressive Jesus loving fucking cowboy pieces of shit.

Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bikini

2009

16

Oct

Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

16

Oct

The Deep Throat Queen Will Amaze You Then Turn You Homo of the Day

VIDOE REMOVED FOR BEING ANNOYING….

Seeing an old woman in clothes you’d expect on a young whore, sucking on a huge Dildo to show off the fact that years of sucking dick have destroyed any gag reflex she may have once had, is kinda funny at first before realizing that you have a useless dick that doesn’t take a gag reflex to deep throat, and before realizing she’s pretty fucking disgusting looking. I don’t think this will actually make you gay, but her talent is something only gay guys can really appreciate, because straight guys will be too busy not imagining their dicks in her mouth, cuz she looks like a grandmother – a dick sucking grandmother.

Posted in:Deep Throat Queen|Disgusting

2009

16

Oct

I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense. I can’t even imagine what kind of vagina this beast is packing but I am sure it is the kind of vagina that can fuck you up the ass.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian

2009

16

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart Kills Babies Just Not Her Babies of the Day

I would have thought that Rebecca Gayheart had a taste for blood after murdering that kid with her car a few years ago, sure she got off both with the judicial system and in her pants but where I am from a murderer is a fucking murderer and they usually do it again. It’s not one of those one time things, she probably thinks she is above the law, and maybe aborting her fetus or smashing her stomach with a frying pan, doesn’t give her the satisfaction she needs, so she’s waiting this fuckin’ thing out until he’s 8 and she can see his helpless screams as she “accidentally” runs over him while talking on her cell phone for old times. She’s a sick woman who doesn’t deserve a normal life after stealing the life of an innocent child and seeing her do this is pretty much mocking the mother of that poor kid she ran down. Let’s collectively hope she gets hers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baby Killer|Rebecca Gayheart