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2009

12

Nov

Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Leg of the Day

I am only posting these because I like standing at the bottom of stairs where girls who are dressed trendy in little skirts walk down because a good percentage of the time, you see pussy or at least pussy in panty and shit is almost exciting, even if the pussy or panty covered pussy you see belongs to a fat chick.
I am not posting this because I am a fan of Lauren Conrad or anything MTV and The Hills gave birth to, if anything I wish they got a fucking abortion when pregnant with these ideas, but I can’t control these things, I can just look at this pictures and dream about how these should have ended better, kinda like how I dream Audrina’s career ends better than it started, you know face down in a gutter.

Bonus that’s not really a bonus pictures of Lo Bosworth’s fat lets….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lauren Conrad|Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

12

Nov

Mariah Carey Getting Felt Up By Security and Liking It of the Day

These pictures remind me of when I was doing security for a friend of mine at some highschool dance and I insisted on frisking every single girl who walked by, until the staff realized that I wasn’t actually doing security for the dance and that I just thought I was because I was on some speed binge that ended weird, but at least I got to grab at some hot young titties, unlike Mariah Carey’s security who is unfortunately for him grabbin’ at her and she’s loving every second of it because bitches like this crave male attention, proven in the cleavage she decided to show off to distract from her gut…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

12

Nov

Shayne Lamas is a Useless Trash Whore of the Day

When I saw pictures of this chick, I assumed she was the new wife to Shauna Sand’s ex husband Lorenzo Lamas and I was going to make a joke about how fucked Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be, like shit is a fucking social experiment to see how wholesome a girl can become when raised by two fucking whores, but after a quick google search, my questions were answered, because it turns out this bitch is only 24 and is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas, meaning she was raised by Shauna Sand as her stepmother and it all makes so much fuckin’ sense to me. She’s how wholesome a Shauna Sand kid becomes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny to me.
Yes, I talk about Shauna Sand too much. It’s an unhealthy obsession….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Shayne Lamas|Stepdaughter

2009

12

Nov

Shauna Sand and Her See Thru Shirt of the Day

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<p><a href= Shauna Sand is a perfect example of a woman who jumped the gun and altered as much as she could about herself because in the mid to late 90s media made bitches think this was hot, but she didn’t research how badly plastic surgery ages and weathers before getting the shit done. It was one of those living in the moment situations that may have lead to her “success” but it meant sacrificing her face and as tight a body she keeps with her drug addiction I assume she has and her eating disorders I assume she has, she still has the sickest fucking vagina out there and and face that is pretty much equally mangled to match….

Here are pictures of her in a see thru shirt, which I guess isn’t that big of a deal considering we’ve all seen her really fucking weird look dead vagina get fucked by a frenchman in that Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape but it’s still better than a bitch with stupid fake tits not wearing a see thru top, because nipples that have been cut off and re-attached on a regular basis is like porn to some people.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:See Thru|Shauna Sand|Shirt

2009

12

Nov

Some Katie Price to Make Your Day a Little More Trashy of the Day

Katie Price is looking a little rugged. If you are the kind of dude who finds this kind of chick hot and worth jerking off to, even for nostalgic reasons because you used to love her when she first hit the scene, you not only have absolutely no taste but you are probably a homosexual in some conservative home or community that isn’t open to homosexuality, because seriously, I have seen men dressed like women who looked like they weren’t trying as hard as her to look like a chic and even looked like a more convincing woman that she does and I just don’t get it at all, not that my approval is needed to make her more money than she already scammed cuz the world is clearly filled by closet cases over compensating for their insecurity by flocking to the biggest tits they can find….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katie Price|Trashy

2009

12

Nov

George Clooney Pussy in Shorts of the Day

Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do.

That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids. Everything is strategy.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|Legs|Shorts

2009

12

Nov

Haley Joel Osmond Post-Op Pictures of the Day

For those of you who used to jerk off to Hayley Joel Osmond back when he was famous and in every movie, because you’re a fucking creepy sex offender who hasn’t been locked up yet and can’t control your urges when you see little effeminate boys with girl names cuz you’re a fucking threat to sociery and because real girls don’t like you, you don’t have to break any laws anymore, cuz motherfucker’s legal now and he finally bit the enevitable bullet thanks to having his childhood spent in make-up chairs and reciting dance moves, and has finally got the fucking chop and here he is showing off his newly female, dyke music guitar playing indy rock nerd ass in her converse like he was Juno or some shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chick|Haley Joel Osmond|Sex Change

2009

12

Nov

Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day

Ashlee Simpson is on a TV show. I am telling you this because I don’t expect the average person to know this show exists, mainly because it is shit but also because bringing back garbage from our past is a stupid idea. I hate that these people try to put a new twist on the shi I hated 15 years ago, it is pretty fucking annoying and bottom feeding because Hollywood has no more ideas and the biggest joke in the whole thing is that they gave Ashlee Simpson acting work and by acting work, I mean a bikini scene with some other whore named Stephanie Jacobsen, and despite my hate for Ashlee Simpson and her family, I can still appreciate her young tight mom body that makes next to no biological sense mainly because we don’t have a good view of the ravaged wound in her bikini bottoms…not that biology is my area of expertise, since like Ashlee Simpson, I have no skills, but in my defence, I don’t pretend I do.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Bikini

2009

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was trying to figure out a name for really old bitches who fuck young dudes. I get the whole cougar thing, it’s been around for at least a decade and I have seen 40 plus year old women run after young dudes, sometimes in herds, but I don’t know what to call 70 plus year old women who do the same thing. I figure we should cross-reference the endagered species list and start a new trend, or we could just ignore this whole post because it is really a waste of fucking time, unlike my stepLINKS which are just life fucking changing.
On a sidenote, I am still waiting for my Twitter to hit 5,000 followers. But unfortunately, I’m a loser at most things, if you don’t believe me, just cross reference the top part of this post.
Here are my stepLINKS…


Lucy Pinder & Eve Wyrwal Posed Topless in Nuts, and Now Here is the Video
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Shakira’s Hair Looks Ridiculous But I’d Still Bang Her
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Because If Your Hangover is as Bad as Mine Is,
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Donald Trump Hates Carrie Prejean
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How Awesome Does Roomba Pacman Look?
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Auto-Tuned Viral Videos of the Day
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Rihanna See Through Dress Shows Off Her Nipple
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How the Fuck Did Nicolas Cage Go Broke?
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Jessica Biel is Up to Something Or Another
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Who Would Survive the Apocolypse??
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Striptease of the Day
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Linsday Lohan Was Fucking Heath Ledger, So Figure
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Fergie Talks About Fucking Bitches!
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Jon Gosselin is Trying to be Funny for Funny or Die and It’s Not Working
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Katie Holmes is Wearing Lingerie For Some New Movie
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The People Who Let Lindsay Lohan Design a Collection Are Calling Her Ass Out
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An Amazing Throwback American Idol Audition Video
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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USA Pole Dance Championship – VIDEO
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Risky Business FAIL – VIDEO
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A Cheap Ass Web Cam Slut is Better Than No Web Cam Sluts, No?
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Tracy Morgan is Pissing People Off and I Like It
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Betty is a Country Gal at Heart
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Dutch Catfight – VIDEO
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Meet Zoe Britton
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I See Shauna Sand is a Big Old Ball of Class AS Usual
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Doutzen Kroes
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Milena and Her Self-Shots
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Now THAT’S An Ass
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Elisabetta Canalis Could Ride Me All Night Long
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A Teenaged Pierced Pussy
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Riley is a Girl Next Door Type
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Bree Lynn Peels Off Her Pink Dress
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How About a British Beauty Queen Catfight
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re These Pictures of Lohan with Black Hair New?
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Cn You Say MOONWALKER?!
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That’s a Baby Factory All Right
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Ambra Rose and Her Red Bikini
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And More Reasons Why Japan Rules – VIDEO
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I Forgot What a Babe Eve Is!
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Shanna Moakler is Flapping Her Gums and Starting Some Shit
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HERE’S SOME PORN PUSSY, BECAUSE IT SURE BEATS THE CRACK HO YOU’LL BE PAYING 5 DOLLARS TO BLOW YOU TONIGHT!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

11

Nov

Rihanna and Her Shitty See Thru Dress of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I hate her look. I hate that she’s trying to milk the fact that her boyfriend beat her up because she was being an unreasonable cunt who got out of line and forgot her place as the immigrant who doesn’t have the same fucking rights. I hate that she has lost sight of her her worth or where she stands in the world because of money and record sales but most of all, I hate her pancake nipples, I mean other than the amount of hate I have for myself for posting pictures of them like it’s worth fucking talking about, when it really isn’t and is just another trick she has in her Bajan beach bag she acquired from a British tourist who wasn’t looking and I’m pathetitic for falling for it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna|See Thru