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2009

13

Nov

Nicky Hilton Does the Paris of the Day

Paris Hilton’s really boring sister decided to slut it up in a pretty tight dress and midget escort because I guess she’s finally broke out of her shell now that no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore, and is going to do the Paris Hustle with her own twist and the whole thing is a few years too late, but as long as she makes blowjob simulation faces, I’m here to post the shit because I got nothing better to do and I figured the world’s been pretty shitty to her, because the whole real big inheritance came at a real huge cost I’m not sure I could have handled and that was being second in line to big sister Paris, an extremely demanding and annoying experience because Paris seems like that kind of uptight, useless cunt who bugs on everyone she knows, cuz she only cares about her cunt self….

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Posted in:Nicky Hilton|Whore

2009

13

Nov

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru for the Perverts of the Day

I love when I see grown American men go crazy over Miley Cyrus because she isn’t hot at all. Seriously, she’s got no sex appeal and I can’t even see anything about her I find hot or even remotely attractive which is saying a lot because I would fuck rotting meat if it was defrosted.

See, I live in a place where 14 was legal for the longest time and may still be. So teenage vagina wasn’t taboo or wrong to look at and want or even touch, lick or fuck. If anything, the French Canadian Catholic Church encouraged us to get married to 14 year olds and make as many kids as possible to man our farms before everyone got uptight about the shit and decided that even though they have their periods and can have kids according to their body function and nature they shouldn’t….

So here are boring pics of Miley for you and not for me and you can pretend this is a hot see-thru if you really want cuz I see tank top straps your creepy ass can pretend it is a bra.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|See Thru

2009

13

Nov

Samantha Ronson’s Got New Pussy of the Day

It looks like Samantha Ronson grew out her beard, put on her trademark hat and made an official public appearance with her new pussy now that Lohan and her are rumored to not be together anymore. I think it’s nice to see her coming out of her shell by not hiding her hormone therapy and really coming to terms with her and her ambiguous sexuality because in her case it really is a genetic thing because she is a twin and if you’ve seen pictures of her mother you’d be surprised her uterus was sober enough to get the right amount nutrients and growth hormones to not give birth to a pile of muddy flesh.

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Posted in:Pussy|Samantha Ronson

2009

13

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Lookin Affordable at an Event of the Day

There was a time when Lohan was untouchable. She was at the top of her shit and the idea of being in the same room as her was pretty much fantasy because when a bitch is at the top of their shit, they assume they are too good for everyday people, so it’s nice to see her fall from her peak and struggle to stay relevant, by attending events and getting plastic surgery and shit in hopes it’ll make a difference, because in her superficial world, I guess it does because a girl who was once only fucking every single celebrity or rocker, is almost at the point of being someone you can throw a couple hundred dollars at and she’ll do whatever you need, we just need a few more rejected movie roles, a few more horrible reviews on her fashion career and a few more bad investments, and bitch will be ours to share. The whole thing is exhilerating, as I’ve been a Lohan fan since the beginning….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Trashy|Whore

2009

13

Nov

Bridget Marquardt’s Ass at Some Event of the Day

The whole Playboy thing is pretty tired and done as far as I’m concerned, so when I hear about girls who were in the magazine, or were paid “actors” to pretend to date Hugh Hefner for a semi-successful reality show, I just don’t even pay attention.

When I hear about celebrities getting nude for the shit, or even people I know submitting nudes to get in the magazine as a stepping stone to become the next Pam Anderson, I don’t even really acknowledge it.

The shit is dated and struggling to survive and pretty much a sinking fucking ship, the girls are fake and on some cliche “hot” tip that doesn’t turn me on, because I am not gay trying to validate my sexuality by the most plastic lookin pussy cuz I think that’s what straight people like, but I guess before they fully sink, they have a lot of fake tits to help keep them afloat a little longer, and here is a useless set of them.

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Posted in:Ass|Bridget Marquardt|Tight Dress

2009

13

Nov

Almost Genius Motherfucker of the Day

This dude posed as a highschool student at the age of 22 and worked his way into the Florida school system all because he wanted to get a college scholarship, but like any genius posing to be a teenager and getting away with it, motherfucker stuck it to some of the young girls he went to school with, making me wish I pulled this trick back in the day too, now I’m too old for that kind of hustle but the idea of it is enough to give me masturbation material. Good Times….

Posted in:Almost Genius

2009

13

Nov

Leighton Meester in her Lingerie for GQ of the Day

Leighton Meester was born in a halfway house because her single mom got pregnant before serving time to get a lighter sentence after she got busted for whatever it is she got arrested for. Making Leighton Meester some serious ghetto trash who I guess had a dream to make it in Hollywood and pave her own path because statistics wanted her to be a whore or a stripper or a pornstar and I guess she didn’t want to choose that destiny.

So instead she was a strategic whore. She sucked the right dick, she rocked the right fetish tape that would get her where she had to be, without it being the end of the line. She did whatever it took to get a gig in Hollywood on the popular show Gossip Girl and now she is in lingerie for GQ and it is boring to me.

Sure girls in lingerie are alright to look at, mainly if I am the one in the room with them, but seeing some useless whore who I know has no issues prostituting herself doing this candy-coated shit when I know she has the skills to really get the right level of attention attention but is obviously letting her place in the world and security in her show make her forget where she came from and just how wild she would get to get what she wanted…and I find taking the whore out of the whore very disappointing. She needs to step it the fuck up and get back to the core of who she is.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

13

Nov

Emanuelle Chriqui in a Bikini from Some Movie of the Day

Here’s everyone’s favorite Jew, and by everyone I don’t mean me, because I never got over how erotic Roseanne Barr was and for some little 30 something year old twat from Canada to try to knock Roseanne off her hottest Jewish celebrity title I gave her in my sexual fantasies, it makes me mad.
This Moroccan needs to get her ass in Ed Hardy at the club poppin’ bottles of “Goose” with her other cheesy Moroccan friends dancing cheesy electronic music like Bob Sinclair or David Guetta or whoever the fuck else these idiots go crazy over, BRO, cuz Moroccan’s only stick together but I only say that because I’ve always been into the Eastern European variety of Jews and if I had to have a Jewish Buffet, I’d save the Moroccan’s for the camels I had parked out back, if you know what I mean….

The only regret I have in all this is that didn’t abduct this bitch back when she was living in Montreal at the age of 2. That was my chance, you know my opportunity and I totally missed it.

This movie is called Taking Chances. I never heard of it but then again the only movies I watch are Romantic Comedies staring Jennifer Aniston because I like the irony, not that I know what irony means….

And here’s some shitty sex scene…

Posted in:Canadian|Emanuelle Chriqui|Jew

2009

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine hired a craigslist prostitute last night. He figured she worked for herself so no pimps would be involved and there would be room for negotiation. So she started up at 150 dollars for the hour, full service with pretty much no restrictions other than wearing a condom during sex and he talked her down to 50 dollars. I told him that anyone so desperate for cash, who would be willing to fuck you every and any way, with condomless blowjob for 50 dollars is probably someone you should avoid. Even street whores are more expensive than that and they don’t even have homes, are addicts, not “students” trying to pay tuition.

Either way, she showed up, he banged her, gave her the 50 dollars. She went to the bathroom, shit all over the fucking place, some of the most rancid, dying on the inside, coming off crack or heroin shit you can imagine, but at least she got the right room, and stole 500 dollars worth of shit from his watch to other shit he had lying around…

So let that be a life lesson to all of us. If the whore is too cheap. Shit’s probably gonna leave you beat up, with AIDS, robbed or with a bathroom covered in shit, so it’s worth it to just fuck a fat chick you meet in a bar.

Here are my stepLINKS

Since I Know You’re a Virgin Who is Obsessed With Megan Fox
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Mike Tyson Fucked Up Again…
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Because Your Dick Isn’t Going to Jerk Itself Off, Is It
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Classic Titles Made Sarcastic With Quotation Marks
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The 10 Hottest Girls In Country Music
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Only British TV Would Be Stupid Enough To Have a Michael Jackson Seance
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Monica Cruz > Scar Jo
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Sexual Harassment – A Comedy
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Let’s Laugh At Jersey Fist Pumpers – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Hilarious Pictures of Jesus
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Striptease of the Day – 3 for 1
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Seeing Before and After Lohan Shots Really Puts Things in Perspective
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Rihanna is Out and About and Lookin’ Mighty Fine
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Megan Fox is Having a Cry Cause She doesn’t Like The Way the World Views Her
(All Together Now: AWHHHHHHHHH)
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Mariah Carey is Gettin’ Her Drink On!
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Jon Gosselin Just Keeps Fucking Up and It’s Amazing. Apparently There’s a Sex Tape…
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Liv Tyler Gallery
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Melisa is Getting Dirty in the Swamp
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I’m No Mechanic, But Something Tells Me Salt Water is No Good For You Car – VIDEO
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Jessica is Naked in the Comfort of Her Own Home
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Sandy Summer is Nude
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And This is What It Looks like When You Get Mauled By a Chimp
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells topless
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Eva, Lindsey, Kitty, Emilly and Peta
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Nicole is Oh So Sexy
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What Sophie Monk is Doing at a Sexiest People Magazine Party is Beyond Me
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Party Girls Making Out With Each Other
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Masha and Oksana Get It On
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Gisele is the One
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Khloe Kardashian is Spending Her Husbands Money Like a Good Wife
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These Are the Christian Days of Lives
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Donkey Edition
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By The Beach and Nearly Naked
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Some Aubrey O’Day Skankiness
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WOW! Check Out These Photos of Christina Ricci
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Kourtney Kardashian is Looking Alright While Pregnant
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Apparently Adrian Curry Got Fat
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HERE’S A PUSSY SO PRETTY, I’D LICK IT EVEN IF IT STINKS, WHICH IT PROBABLY DOES
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Nov

Mel B Getting Out of a Car of the Day

I like to hate on Mel B for looking more and more like a man and less and less like the girl in the Spice Girls’ first video with rocking hard nipples, but at the same time, most middle-aged unemployed cunts I know just get fat as fuck and far more disgusting that Mel B who I guess puts some effort in, despite how often she falls short of being hot….and really who the fuck cares, because the real issue at hand is the fact that I am wasting my time writing about this bitch, seriously, why the fuck am I writing about a Spice Girl. It’s not like this is my job, I fucking chose to do this post, and I hate myself for it…seriously…I need to get a job.

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Posted in:Legs|Mel B|Scary Spice