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2009

23

Oct

Miranda Kerr Old Topless Pic of the DAy

I was just talking to someone about how some girls get naked and it advances their career, while other girls get naked and can’t get into school or land jobs and are forced to be lowlife strippers, prostitutes, pornstars or whores and I guess Miranda Kerr proves that if you’re going to go out and get naked pics of yourself taken, make sure they are in black and white, cuz that way you can pretend they are artistic and not just a bitch whoring out for attention…Here is that pic….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2009

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up from a four hour nap. I think I am unhealthy but that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that I won’t be having an orgy tonight. I won’t be in a hot tub with a bunch of women, not even a bunch of ugly women, not ever 2 ugly women. But I am hoping to drink enough so that cold, hard, boring truth doesn’t bother me as much as this picture does right now and while I do that, here are some links to entertain yourself with.

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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That Giant Bottle of Moet Isn’t Distracting from ScarJos Tits
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Lovin’ The Tits on Candace Rae
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ZOMG!!! KIDZ OF THE 90’S LUV TEH INTORWEBZ!!!
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Kardashian Sister Upskirts
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Seriously, Madonna is Getting Weirder Looking By the Day
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Maybe This Mexican Weather Slut is Some Distant Relative of Mine
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Because you Need a Helping Hand to Get You Through the Last
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How Awesome is Pulp Fiction With a LAUGH TRACK?!
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One Night Stand – VIDEO
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Winehouse’s Dad Loves Her New Tits as Much as We Do
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From the Desk of He-Man, Master of the Universe
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Stripfilm of the Day
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There May Be a David Letterman Sex Tape Floating Around
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Gerard Butler is Banging Jessica Simpson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Elizabeth Hurley is a Ferocious Cougar and I Love Her
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Taylor Momsen is Sluttin’ It Up
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Jana Just Loves Her Pussy
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THIS MONSTER SEAGULL WILL EAT YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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How To: Overdose on Drugs
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Roomate in the Shower
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Orgasm By Fucking Machine
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Lucy Liu is Pretty Much Naked!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Stephens is Just…Wow
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LADIES: In What Trimester Do You Stop Going to Night Clubs and Dressing Like a Hooker
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Some Big Brother UK Tits Are Falling All Over the Place
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Dasha is Busty and I Like It
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Brianna Lee is Taking It All Off
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Willa Holland Isn’t Jailbait Anymore, Let the Games Begin
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Some Ex Girlfriend Amateur Shots
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Evie is the Voluptuous Type
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Brianna Wants to Show You How She Can Shake That Ass
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Ice-Skating Bears Aren’t So Funny When They Attack You
(With Skating Bear Footage)
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SWEET! More African Pirates!
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What To Do on a Date – VIDEO
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Say What You Want, Cause He’s Got All The Bitches
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Some Aria Giovanni is Always Good
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Candice Michelle Looks Damn Good In A Bikini
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All the Members of the Rat Pack Had Bigger Penises Than You Do
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Sophie Monk is Surfing in a Bikini
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RACHEL IS A NUDE MODEL WHOSE BODY IS PERFECT, AND WHOSE FACE IS BEGGING FOR A CUP OF MY SPLUGE!
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A Month in an RV with Man Sized Rag Doll
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BONUS VIDEO – YOUNG AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIPPER IN PINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Oct

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Mom Ass of the Day

Ashlee Simpson proves that you can bounce back after getting knocked up when you are under 25, with a bi-sexual weirdo who won’t fuck you ever again now that he’s reproduced once and got that job done and got what he wanted, allowing him to stick to sticking it to boys the way his weird bi-sexual ass likes.

I guess her faster metabolism plays a part in getting her body skinny enough to want to fuck, but I lik to think it is just a combination of not eating and working out, that stems from the insecurity that a woman gets when the man they marry won’t fuck them after having his baby,making her think she’s disgusting and not good enough and trying to be proactive about it instead of killing herself over it or realizing it is really it is all because he just likes dick better that a ravaged pussy he saw throw up a baby.

Either way, I like to think a skinny Ashlee Simpson is some of Pete Wentz’s best work yet.

pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Ass|Shopping

2009

22

Oct

Chelsy Davy Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I have posted pictures of Chelsy Davy in a Bikini and I’ve posted some hacked facebook pictures of Chelsy Davy Hacked Facebook Bikini and Fish Pics so I know a bit about her, like that she is a rich kid who dated one of the Prince’s in England, but who is no longer dating him….

So these are pictures of Chelsy Davy demonstrating that if you use your vagina to fuck yourself into Royalty because your rich family just isn’t high enough on the social ladder because Royalty is the top of the fucking charts, over the course of a couple of years before your plan fails and that Royal motherfucker moves onto fresher pussy…..the paparazzi care about who and what you do, where you go and how drunk or high you are…..because I guess they just can’t let go and move on as easily as the Prince can.

Here are those pics, not that I care or anything….I just don’t know what else to do with myself…

Pics via Fame and pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Chelsy Davy|Legs

2009

22

Oct

Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife Has Big Tits of the Day

Florida lookin’ trash Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife has pretty big tits. Sure she’s a fat pig of a woman, but seriously, she could be a fat pig of a woman with small tits, making her almost worth jerking off to, and the real nice thing about them is that she’s given her disgusting fat tits a name “BeBe”, amazing. It is people like her who have double breastedly changed the biggest bra size in the lingerie section at Sears, or Wal Mart, where I always seem to find myself, from DD to F’s and fucking G’s and despite never really understanding my friends being all about the big tits, no matter what the rest of the body looks like, because I have a fat wife and know that any tit can’t compensate for the filth I hae to put up with, but I’d make the exception for this whore, cuz I feel like switching my sexual fantasies up as the whole hot bodied, tight teenage girls is played out….and trust me when i say, I don’t actually mean that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dog the Bounty Hunter|wife

2009

22

Oct

Tina Jordan and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

It always amazes me when I see that women like this actually exist. The good news is that she does exactly what you would assume she does and that is whores herself for the little attention and money she can, whether by dating Hugh Heffner and getting into Playboy back in the early 2000s, or doing pictorial’s for SPLAT magazine for paintball enthusiasts, or bottom feeding reality shows like the surreal life, making her charicature of a real person pretty acceptable, but it still amazes me when I see that people like this actually exist….so fuck you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fake Tits|Tina Jordan

2009

22

Oct

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

The BIG news today is that Kim Kardashian is squeezed her fat ass into a tight dress for her birthday that is pretty much advertising hat she’s no longer a spring chicken and is just one year away from 30, not that anyone could think of her as a spring chicken, since we are all tainted by the screenshots her getting fucked by some black dude in video…..and when a girl fucks a black dude in video, you know she’s been thru a whole lot of other dudes first.

This wasn’t a losing my viriginity lets document the shit for future references and memories so I can show my kid, it was the type of situation where she let a motherfucker piss on her and I don’t know about you, but most girls need to be pretty well practiced in the pussy to let a motherfucker piss on them and the sex tape was more a “let’s generate some buzz, make some money, follow Paris’ lead and do all that shit because I have no shame and I am a whore” and everyone knows pornstars start out sluts before doing porn…

Either way, she’s a fat slob of a woman with a dirty cunt who is too old to jerk off to but some of you like her, so here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer and via Fame

Posted in:Animal Print|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

22

Oct

Gwen Stefani Shows Off Her Bra Strap of the Day

If you can get off to a girl’s bra strap, you’ve got some serious fucking issues. I don’t even think I got boners over bra straps when I was 12, perverted and very easily excitable and that was a time that even the idea of a lacey piece of strappy clothing designed to hold a woman’s breast like it is a hand would be something I found desperate and I used to cum just sitting on the vibrating bus seat..

But I’d rather you get off to Bra Stra than Gwen Stefani, because if you can get off to Gwen Stafani, you’ve real serious fucking issues far greater than getting off to lacey clothing items designed to hold a breast tenderly because she’s built like a fucking dude. I was watching MTV when she broke into the industry with her abs of fucking steal and ripped dude body, and I knew then, like I know today that you can dress a dude up like a girl but that shit doesn’t make dude a girl.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Gwen Stefani

2009

22

Oct

American Idol Chick I Wanted to Fuck of the Day

I watched American Idol for one season, not because I liked it, but because I had nothing else to do on Thursdays night, since it was back when I was working and didn’t have the luxury of going to the bar til 5 am like I do on Thursdays now.

I got really into the competition, not a moment I was proud of, but I’d sit their in excitement wondering if Ruben Studdard was going to die of a heart attack or if he would just eat all the other contestents to win by default, in a fuck the vote cuz I’ve got the hunger and appetite to win kind of way.

The only pussy on the show that I remember on the show was Clay Aiken’s and this rocker whore, so needless to say before she got eliminated she was the only one I could really fantasize about my cock being the mic and when she got kicked off, I was just left with Clay and he’s not really my type..

Either way, she’s not as dead as her career is and here’s the proof.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:American Idol|Kimberly Caldwell|Tits

2009

22

Oct

Caroline D’Amore is a Nobody, But She’s Got a Ripped Dress of the Day

I really don’t want to write about Caroline D’Amore, because she’s a fucking joke and her only claim to fame was going to Paris Hilton’s beach party a few years ago and that her dad owns 3 pizza restaurants.

She’s seriously a fucking nobody, but in being a nobody trying to be a somebody, she’s tried to do the whole DJ circuit to get seen, which is some serious bottom feeding, but not as low as her alternative plan being Celine Dion’s impersonator on Hollywood BLVD.

I have had the pleasure of meeting this cunt on more than one occassion, the first time when laughing at her as she DJed a few years ago, making her kill her set and try to get me beat up by the faggot rich kid pussy who booked her and when I told her who I was she changed her tune, hugged me, told her faggot rich kid pussy bodyguard to back off and thanked me for writing about her cameltoe, because I guess no one else writes about her and we all know anyone who thanks me for coverage is SERIOUSLY fucking desparate.

Years later, I decided to fuck with her on Facebook and coincidentally my account got deleted, it turns out her boyfriend’s a bigshot at Facebook so I officially hate her, but when I see a piece of tacky trash walking around with her dress all shredded the fuck up, I can’t help but post the shit, because that’s the kind of battle wounds I appreciate, especially on a cunt I want to punch in her ugly Celine Dion face.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Caroline D'Amore|Trash