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2009

01

Oct

Eva Longoria Shows Some Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read.

What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.

Either way, the Russians or English behind this photoshoot released a pic of her nipple peakin out, I’m pretty sure her reps would put an end to this if they could, but when you fuck with Russia or England, they play by their own rules…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Nipple

2009

01

Oct

stepCAMEO in a Rap Video of the Day

If you watch this Canadian rap group conisiting of Troy Dunnit and Lotus’s video, you will see a little stepCAMEO. I won’t admit or deny whether that is actually me or not, but motherfucker is in a drunkenstepfather shirt and a Mexican wrestling mask, so whether it is or not doesn’t really matter, I just have a concept of getting as many fat guys in my shirts and wrestling masks to appear in random videos, newsbroadcasts, pictures, because I can’t be everywhere at once but would love the illusiion that I was….not to metion I love participating and supporting anything that features naked men and black girls…

Either way, watch the video.

Posted in:Dunnit|Rap Video|stepCAMEO

2009

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I had a really funny story to write about but being an idiot I forgot. I blame drinking 2 bottles of wine throughout the day, passing the fuck out and then wondering the streets all night in the cold realizing that life is pretty shitty, but at least I’m not Michael J. Fox.

Here are my stepLINKS…..they are more interesting than me….

Rachel Stevens is a Slutty Calendar Girl
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Amy Winehouse Crack Rap
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How to: Write Your Ow Zombie Movie
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Anna Friel Panty Upskirt
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Because a Little Tits on the Webcam May Just Get You Through This Day
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The Best Naked or At Least Really Close to Naked Chicks From the Month of September
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Some Whore Showing Off Her Belly
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The Hottest Girls In The World Map (Click Around)
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Megan Fox Before the Plastic Surgery……back in 2007
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There Are Certain Things That Should Not Be Live Action By Humans
Bert and Ernie is One of Them
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes, Are The Really Making Another Predator Movie
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Something Tells Me Isla Fisher is Great in Bed
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If I Had Known So Think You Can Dance Showed Vadge on TV, I Would Have Started Watching Ages Ago
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Patricia de Leon is My Kind of Lady
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Striptease of the Day
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Rihanna Went to Church Dressed Like a Whore and I Love It
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Denise Richards Out Not Doing Much of Anything But She’s Still Half Hot So Whatever
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Lohan is Still Trying to Sell Those Piece of Shit Leggings
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The Lady Gaga Stupid Train is Making It’s Daily Stop on Your Computer Screen
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When Conan O’Brien Falls, He Falls Hard
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rose McGowen’s Career is Officially Over, Unless She Finds Another Director to Fuck
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Must See Misa
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Reporter Gets Owned
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Cheerleader 3 Way
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Lesbian Pussy Lick Off
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ATVs and Bikinis Don’t Mix
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Fiorella Mattheis Looks Better in a Bikini Than Most PEople
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Kitty Lea and Kelly Lu topless
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Dark Haired Amateur
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Heidi Montag’s Friend is Hotter Than Her
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Voilet Shakes Her Ass
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World’s Fastest Nudist
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STFU KANYE WEST
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Ahhh Japan You’re an Endless Source of Entertainment
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Go On You Know You Want To
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A Jimmy Kimmel Kimmel/Sarah Silverman Sex Tape is About as Disgusting as It Gets
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Fun at Oktoberfest
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Get a Job at Wendys, Cunt
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Kelly Brooke is Naked With Flowers
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Some Hot Garden Gnome TIts
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WTF? AUBREY O’DAY BATHES IN THE NUDE … WITH HER FUCKIN’ DOG? HERE’S AUBREY NAKED IN THE TUB … THIS IS GETTING CLOSE TO BEASTIALITY!
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Anna Friel in Some Dress Cuz She’s a Classy Whore Who Gets Naked on Stage
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Sep

So You Think You Can Dance Vagina Flash of the Day

A contestant on So You Think You Can Dance flashed her cunt and it didn’t get edited out and aired on TV, so I figure if that network and all their advertisers support pussy flashes, they should support me. On a side note, I never understood why this sudden interest in dance hit, you know robbing strippers from their fate and giving them real legit careers, but I guess now it all makes sense, you know since this dancing revival is responsible for pussy being on TV……

Pics via some guy and his digital camera who watches gay tv programming…

Here’s the video from some other guy with a digital camera and TiVo….

Posted in:So You Think You Can Dance|Vagina

2009

30

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s a Fat Hairy Whore of the Day

Alyssa Milano is a whore and I am not just saying that because she blocked me on twitter when all I was doing was trying to be her friend. If twitter was high school, she would have been the popular girl who had a party and invited the whole class excpet for me because I was the socially awkward immigrant no one really liked and were actually a little creeped out by and I guess guess that did happen to me in high school and I am sure it happened to some of you, and being reminded of it by some chubby aging cunt in Hollywood doesn’t make me happy and knowing she’s not down to earth but is superficial and high maintenance first hand makes me happy cuz I never bought her sports loving, man’s chick biullshit……but I am saying she’s a whore because of this public display of being a whore with some dude…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|Tits|Whore

2009

30

Sep

Lady Gaga Disgusting in Concert of the Day

Lady Gaga is still pulling her ridiculous and is wearing less and less clothes. I find her tedious and disgusting and I don’t know if she is a he or if she is just clowning all of us while exploiting all the gay cliches she can, but I do know that when she was in Toronto, I did grab her ass behind her security’s back and she didn’t seem to feel it or realize I was grabbin at her amongst the chaos, or if she did she didn’t care because when you are as ugly as her, you take all the touching you can get, but now I’m all confused as to whether that makes me gay. Eithery way, I probably should have done the world a favor and kidnapped her when I had the chance and chain her to a tree in the middle of the woods to fend against the elements in her pantless outfit.

Here she is in concert annoying me and flashing her ass.

Here is what could be pussy lip, but could also be ballsack….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Concert|Disgusting|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

30

Sep

Mary Cary Brings Her Tits Out for Phoebe Price’s Birthday of the Day

Here’s a serious gang of fucking losers….but I can’t help but focus on Mary Cary an already clinically obese woman’s fake tits, because one looks like a deflated tired on an old broken down truck her dad was shooting beer cans off of in their trailer park backyard, so I guess this story of trash just comes full fuckin’ circle. I hate implants and I hate Mary Cary and I don’t understand who the hell watches her fuck but more importantly who pays her to fuck and even more importantly someone who gets off to her fucking, but I’m thinking that Phoebe Price and these other nobodies are her only fans, at least I am hoping, but then again this is Phoebe Price’s birthday party, so maybe these nobodies are actually Phoebe Prices only fans…and I’m just sad I wasn’t invited to the party…

Pics via PacificCoastNews and INFphoto

Posted in:Mary Cary|Tits

2009

30

Sep

Denise Richards is Dumpy as Shit of the Day

I know you watch Wild Things on repeat because you love seeing Kevin Bacon’s cock and like pretending you like seeing Neve Campbell and Denise RIchards dyke out over and over again, because you are a closet case. I’m just happy that shit was filmed a bunch of years ago because lets face it, seeing her naked now would be a lot less exhilerating and a lot more like watching your mom fuck, only with a few more STDs since no one in Hollywood uses condoms and everyone in Hollywood is disgusting, especially when they were in Bon Jovi before they were in Denise Richards’ groupie pussy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Denise Richards|Dumpy

2009

30

Sep

Britney Spears and Her Tits in White Cuz She’s Pure of the Day

You know a tit’s not too perky when shit hangs in a shirt like some kind of half-full, or half empty, depending on whether you are an optimist or pessimist. You know when it looks like her tits are spread on her chest like fuckin’ peanut butter on toast. Shit’s straight out of an African tribe, or the pages of national geographic, or what is better known as my masturbation material before the internet, making this some kind of throw back porn for those of you into African tribal tits, but not so into the Africa part.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits

2009

30

Sep

Alyson Hannigan Grabbin Tit in Video of the Day

Here is some bullshit Funny or Die video, even though I hate Funny or Die, but it’s a lot easier to post than pictures cuz I am lazy.

The video is about a group of almost celebs talking about breast cancer and giving themselves self checks, and the whole thing is fucking boring, even when Alyson Hannigan feels up one of the bitches. You could just press play to find all this boring out for yourself, instead of making me do this recap cuz I am lazy….

The joke is weak as fuck, but I like celebrating tits and saving girls everywhere from having to chop them off, because I am a fucking hero when it comes to tits, so I figure I’ll post it for you to masturbate to.

Posted in:Alyson Hannigan|Jaime King|Katherine McPhee