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2009

01

Oct

Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life….

But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Kristen Bell|Legs

2009

01

Oct

Lo Bosworth’s Legs for Her Birthday of the Day

Lo Bosworth is one of the ugly-faced girls from The Hills and it was her birthday, even though everyday is her fucking birthday considering she gets money for just living a scripted life, because selling your soul to the devil, or MTV isn’t so bad, when the money rolls in, especially when you are ugly and really don’t have that many options that would make the kind of money she makes now. Even if she was to get into porn when all this Hills shit expires like it should have done years ago, with her Hills fanbase and celebrity, she still wouldn’t make the kind of money she’s making and her are her overpaid legs, because they are the only thing worth lookin at, even if none of her is really worth lookin at.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

01

Oct

Funny Scene from a Horror Movie of the Day

Here is a clip from some upcoming horror movie whereone girl gets her lips sewn to another girls asshole so that she chokes and dies from drowning on her shit, and if that doesn’t work, since she can’t breathe thru her nose, then she’ll get E-Coli infection, or Hepatitis, or whatever other issues come up when you eat shit, because eating shit isn’t good for you, despite what the Japanese and Germans think…

The movie is called The Human Centipede.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

01

Oct

Britney Spears Shopping in a Hot Outfit of the Day

I am guessing that Target is a corporate sponsor on the Britney Spears tour. They probably have a contract that says she needs to be spotted shopping there at least 3 times as some kind of endorsement deal to get their money’s worth out of supporting her, since they know if Britney goes to Target, the whole world will know about it. Especially if she goes there 2 days in a row, leading us to believe that if Target is good enough for Britney it’s good enough for the rest of us, even though Britney’s career path, if the music thing didn’t work out for her was going to be working as a cashier at her local Target, because she’s trash.

The good news is that she did her shopping in a sheer top, showing off her stomach like a southern hussie, while in short shorts and I liked it….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Belly|Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

01

Oct

Christina Milian Pregnancy Tits of the Day

I am calling a Christina Milian pregnancy because no one else in the world really gives a fuck about her anymore. I think the reality is that everyone’s pretty much forgot about her. That’s why her marriage to The Dream pretty much went unnoticed, as did the fact that she was dropped by her label and signed to Myspace records, but I know that I will never forget the music video of her rolling around in mud all sexy and dirty like, but that’s because I have trouble letting go.

The reason I think she’s pregnant is because it would explain why she’s wearing a fat chick dress, it would also explain why she got married in the first place, because no one likes illegitimate babies, especially my mom, and here are her tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christina Milian|Pregnant

2009

01

Oct

Rihanna in Some See Thru Dress of the Day

There are rumors that Rihanna is fucking Justin Timberlake, which makes sense, because he was dating Jessica Biel and Rihanna fits that profile, you know, by lookin’ as close to a dude as possible without having a dick, because that would make Timberlake a fag, and despite his dance moves, fag is not something he wants people to think he is, so he’s strategic in the people he fucks.

Rihanna slowly gets thicker and thicker and her hair gets more and more dyke or as Justin Timberlake likes to see it, more like a gay fag artist after a weekend of meth and all night anal sex parties, and she’s wearing some strategic see-thru dress that doesn’t show off her ass or cunt the way I would want it to, but gives the illusion that it does, and I guess that’s good enough, but all I see is a great tragedy. There was a time, just a few months ago, when I thought she had it goin’ on. I guess that was before TImberlake started slipping testosterone in her coffee.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rihanna|See Thru

2009

01

Oct

Eva Longoria Shows Some Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read.

What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.

Either way, the Russians or English behind this photoshoot released a pic of her nipple peakin out, I’m pretty sure her reps would put an end to this if they could, but when you fuck with Russia or England, they play by their own rules…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Nipple

2009

01

Oct

stepCAMEO in a Rap Video of the Day

If you watch this Canadian rap group conisiting of Troy Dunnit and Lotus’s video, you will see a little stepCAMEO. I won’t admit or deny whether that is actually me or not, but motherfucker is in a drunkenstepfather shirt and a Mexican wrestling mask, so whether it is or not doesn’t really matter, I just have a concept of getting as many fat guys in my shirts and wrestling masks to appear in random videos, newsbroadcasts, pictures, because I can’t be everywhere at once but would love the illusiion that I was….not to metion I love participating and supporting anything that features naked men and black girls…

Either way, watch the video.

Posted in:Dunnit|Rap Video|stepCAMEO

2009

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I had a really funny story to write about but being an idiot I forgot. I blame drinking 2 bottles of wine throughout the day, passing the fuck out and then wondering the streets all night in the cold realizing that life is pretty shitty, but at least I’m not Michael J. Fox.

Here are my stepLINKS…..they are more interesting than me….

Rachel Stevens is a Slutty Calendar Girl
GO

Amy Winehouse Crack Rap
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How to: Write Your Ow Zombie Movie
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Anna Friel Panty Upskirt
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Because a Little Tits on the Webcam May Just Get You Through This Day
GO

The Best Naked or At Least Really Close to Naked Chicks From the Month of September
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Some Whore Showing Off Her Belly
GO

The Hottest Girls In The World Map (Click Around)
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Megan Fox Before the Plastic Surgery……back in 2007
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There Are Certain Things That Should Not Be Live Action By Humans
Bert and Ernie is One of Them
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes, Are The Really Making Another Predator Movie
GO

Something Tells Me Isla Fisher is Great in Bed
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If I Had Known So Think You Can Dance Showed Vadge on TV, I Would Have Started Watching Ages Ago
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Patricia de Leon is My Kind of Lady
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Striptease of the Day
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Rihanna Went to Church Dressed Like a Whore and I Love It
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Denise Richards Out Not Doing Much of Anything But She’s Still Half Hot So Whatever
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Lohan is Still Trying to Sell Those Piece of Shit Leggings
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The Lady Gaga Stupid Train is Making It’s Daily Stop on Your Computer Screen
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When Conan O’Brien Falls, He Falls Hard
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rose McGowen’s Career is Officially Over, Unless She Finds Another Director to Fuck
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Must See Misa
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Reporter Gets Owned
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Cheerleader 3 Way
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Lesbian Pussy Lick Off
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ATVs and Bikinis Don’t Mix
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Fiorella Mattheis Looks Better in a Bikini Than Most PEople
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Kitty Lea and Kelly Lu topless
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Dark Haired Amateur
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Heidi Montag’s Friend is Hotter Than Her
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Voilet Shakes Her Ass
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World’s Fastest Nudist
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STFU KANYE WEST
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Ahhh Japan You’re an Endless Source of Entertainment
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Go On You Know You Want To
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A Jimmy Kimmel Kimmel/Sarah Silverman Sex Tape is About as Disgusting as It Gets
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Fun at Oktoberfest
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Get a Job at Wendys, Cunt
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Kelly Brooke is Naked With Flowers
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Some Hot Garden Gnome TIts
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WTF? AUBREY O’DAY BATHES IN THE NUDE … WITH HER FUCKIN’ DOG? HERE’S AUBREY NAKED IN THE TUB … THIS IS GETTING CLOSE TO BEASTIALITY!
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Anna Friel in Some Dress Cuz She’s a Classy Whore Who Gets Naked on Stage
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Sep

So You Think You Can Dance Vagina Flash of the Day

A contestant on So You Think You Can Dance flashed her cunt and it didn’t get edited out and aired on TV, so I figure if that network and all their advertisers support pussy flashes, they should support me. On a side note, I never understood why this sudden interest in dance hit, you know robbing strippers from their fate and giving them real legit careers, but I guess now it all makes sense, you know since this dancing revival is responsible for pussy being on TV……

Pics via some guy and his digital camera who watches gay tv programming…

Here’s the video from some other guy with a digital camera and TiVo….

Posted in:So You Think You Can Dance|Vagina