2009
03
Sep
Mariah Carey was drunk, I wonder if it was from drinking too much or if her brain medication just had a weird reaction to what she ate, putting her into some kind of high that almost looks like she’s ready to be dragged by her fuckin’ hair to the alley behind the club and date raped, unfortunately, her celebrity status and the crowd it draws makes for a total fuckin’ cock block.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey|Tits
2009
03
Sep
I don’t remember who Chanelle Hayes is, but based on her hair and make-up, I’m going with pornstar. I guess I could google her, but I’m pretty sure she’s not out there googling me, so why give her that kind of attention, while giving her one more “search request” making her think she’s more important than she is, which is pretty much a cancer to most men who like fuckin’ hot girls, because the second they realize they are better than you, is the second the pussy supply dries up and you go back to fucking rotting meat you find in your freezer, because it’s the only thing fleshy you can put your dick up against, while remembering the few months you were getting hot pussy, not that you’ve ever had hot pussy, but I’m generalizing for the people who have, whether they read this site or not….assholes.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Dress
2009
03
Sep
I guess Mel B doesn’t realize that all we want to see of her is her tits pushed the fuck up to her chin, but not too close to her chin, so that we can focus on them without having to see her roughneck face, but instead of giving up what we want, what we really really want, she got into a fuckin’ colorful track suit, like she’s getting in touch with her Nigerian roots and dressing like she’s at some African party about to go train for a marathon by running 40 miles to school everyday, while getting chased by a motherfuckin’ cheetah or some shit and the whole thing is a disaster….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Mel B|Track Suit
2009
03
Sep
Hayden Panettiere is a cheerleader on the show that she is on, which is convenient both for the dudes who wanna fuck already living out that fantasy they’ve always had growing up involving a cheerleader who wouldn’t pay attention to them in the back of the class because they liked star wars, as well as for Hayden, because she’s got such strong shoulders and thighs, pretty much made for lifting her friends and throwing them around, and she’s little enough to do backflips while standing, which is all very exciting when thinking about how she performs in the bedroom, if you’re the kind of guy who isn’t scared of getting choked out by powerful thighs when goin down on a bitch.
I think she looks kinda funny in this get-up. It’s like being at a halloween party and your homeboy is dressed like a cheerleader, all awkward lookin and shit, but not quite as awkward as you both feel the next day when waking up naked in each other’s arms cuz you got a little too into character, not that I think she’s a man or that I think fucking her is like gay sex, but she definitely has a few similar fuckin’ traits and who really cares what I think, here are the pics….of a girl you’d probably just rather like giver you a “B”…..give you a “J”……
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Cheerleader|Hayden Panettiere
2009
03
Sep
I wonder what this philanthropist has in her “Feed the Children of the World” bag. I have a feeling that despite her efforts to get her message out there about a topic she’s so passionate about, there’s no canned goods in the shit that she’s planning on shipping to fucking Africa to make an actual difference, instead she just spent 500 dollars on a purse made out of an old potato sack that sends 5 dollars of their proceeds to some mismanaged charity that has high adminstrative costs and high salaried executives and only sends a fraction of that 5 dollars to the actual villages who need it. I’m pretty sure her purse is filled with designer make-up, wallet, key chains and a few pillcases filled with designer prescription pills.
I hate celebrities because they are such bullshit, vane, disgusting people, who could actually be making a difference, but instead do it for bullshit, vanity and disgusting reasons.
The good news is that Elizabeth Berkley is pretty much irrelevant, you know a “Where are they now” story and she should not have put her clothes back on and stopped her journey into porn that she started with Showgirls….let that be a lesson to all you girls….if you keep getting naked and you’ll always have an audience…..
PICS via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Elizabeth Berkley|Philanthropist
2009
03
Sep
Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl and I guess they are planning a really magnificant, opulant, decadent, luxurious, obnoxious, pretentious gala event on the show that all you faggots who watch this shit can sit and wait for excitedly, while I’ve seen all I have to see and that’s Blake Lively’s tits, I dont really understand why she looks like a cracked out, drug addicted, street whore who ran away from home at 15 and turned to a life of crack and getting diseased loads on her face, but I do know that she doesn’t look like she’s 22 and she definitely doesn’t look like the teenager she’s supposed to be, she looks more like the 50 year olds in prom dresses I saw last night who wouldn’t fuck me, and she’s got something in common with them too, and that’s that she won’t fuck me either, yet I still sit here writing about her like some kind of asshole stroking her haggard faced ego.
PICS VIA – FAME and INFphoto
Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl|Tits
2009
03
Sep
I wrote a Tweet yesterday about how I once woke up the kind of a girl you find disgusting and hate, but who is sleeping in your bed after you were too drunk and too weak and brought her home and fucked her despite knowing you are better than her and that you lowered yourself to a whole new low which is saying a lot because you’re no that much to look at, and really you’ve had sex with some pretty disgusting shit, but nothing as disgusting as this girl with that smile across her face in your fucking bed, making you feel borderline suicidal, but realize you’ve seen the worst and it is only uphill from her and the thought of her will haunt you for the rest of your fucking life, but will also keep you from making the same mistake again no matter how little fucking self control you have, and I did it with hungover practically brown multi-vitamin piss, the thickest and worst smelling piss you can imagine, all over her disgusting face while screaming things at her like that she’s nothing but a public toilet and she’s lucking she didn’t wake up to me shitting on her like she deserves….It was a desperate time in my life, and Ali Larter’s wearing the shorts….
Pics Via INFPhoto
Posted in:Ali Larter|Shorts
2009
03
Sep
I guess Britney’s been in concert for the last year or so and it makes me really wonder what condition the crotch of these pantless, vagina hugging costumes is in right now, but more importantly, how I am going to get my hands on the shit to give it a lick and see what it tastes like or whether it will get me high because knowing Britney’s hygiene, I am surprised these shit haven’t turned crotchless from the holes the acidity of her pussy juice and her sweat made, and I guess that doesn’t matter, and what does matter is that I have pictures of her performing the other night that look just like all the pics of her performances the last year because it is the same fuckin’ show….
Photos via MavrixPhotoOnline
Posted in:Britney Spears|Concert
2009
03
Sep
I was just in a bar and two older ladies walked in wearing the most obnoxious colored party dresses, so I decided to walk up to them, assuming they had no shame and asked if they were celebrating their very senior prom, finguring that at 50, they had no business wearing the shit and needed a bit of a reminder, instead they turned to me and said they were there lookin’ for cock and walked away, reminding me that even 50 year old bitches dressed like clowns want nothing to do with me but at least I have my stepLINKS…..
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People Of Japan Worship Cock
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Because Wednesday is the Bext Day of the Week
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Action
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Katie Price Ass Cheeks
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Madonna and Lourdes on Stage Together
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When Asians Impersonate Christopher Walken
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Chewbacca on the Guitar
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Enough With the Fucking Batman Video Games!
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The 9 Hottest Vietnamese Women
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Sean Lennon Posing With a Nipple Recreating Some Famous Photo of His Parents Cuz Milkin Your Name is a Life Long Commitment
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Car Crashes Into a Police Motorbike….
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If There’s Any Way to Try and Steal a Case of Beer, This is It
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If Money Was Designed Today
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jon Gosselin says Kate was abusive
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Miley Cyrus in Homewrecker Short Shorts
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Levi Johnston is Out to Get Sarah Palin and I Love It
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Lara is Blonde and Lovely
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Pinks is Just as Disgusting as Ever
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Meagan Fox Admits She is Completely Crazy
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Kevin Federline is Fatter Than I Am
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Lady Gaga Takes Her Stupidity to the Next Level
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Mischa Shows Off Her Tanlines
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Cop Gets Hit By Car
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Slim Girl Gets Fucked On the Beach
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Forrest Plays With Her Yellow Toy
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Megan’s Face is Beat, But Man She’s Got Some Nice Tits
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I Gotta Admit That the 80’s Version os Carrie Bradshaw is Kind of Hot
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Funky Town
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lohan is Totally Considering Playboy
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Emma Leah is Naked
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Blonde Slut Does It All
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Shakira God Damn
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New york Club Hotties
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Bome Test at Sea – VIDEO
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I Hope Shiloh is the Next Paris Hilton
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Sissy Fag Baby
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Orgasm Gets Ruined By Momma. Hate That.
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Kristen Dunst Turns Crazy
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and More Weird Shit From Japan
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And Actual House Made of Lego
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Babes of the 2009 Open
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DJ AM Smoked Crack, Overdosed, Died. End of Story
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
02
Sep
Mel B has tits, I doubt they are real, but they are real fine to look at, even though I hate fake tits, but the possibility that shit may be just pushed up cuz of her slutty vintage lingerie top, makes it ok, especailly when the rest of her is slowly falling apart as her sex appeal peels away more and more each year like the paintjob on my friend’s house he’s pretty much given up on as he became heavily addicted to pills and developed agoraphobia, so I guess based on that really weird logic, her tits are the only thing to look at in the picture.
Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Mavrix
