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2009

02

Sep

Pink and Her Bulging Muscles are Built Like a Tank of the Day

The argument as to whether Pink is a man or a woman who wants to look like a man who fucks men who like men but don’t want people to know so they date women who look like men or who may just be men and that whole thinks they are women who are just rough because they sing songs with a raspy voice like some kind of whiskey drinkin’ cowboy.

I don’t know if that made sense, but what doesn’t make sense is how anyone can think someone built like Pink is hot and still claim to be straight or why someone like Pink who claims to like men would do this to herself at the gym without being a bull-dyke training for the “dick killin” coalition, where dykes band together and kidnap unsuspecting dudes, rip off their dicks and let them bleed to death in efforts to one day have a world filled with lesbians. It’s on some sci-fi shit, I know, but of these pics seriously scare me, and as a straight man, I can only assume she’s using those muscles to come after me. ut I have a feeling you may like it.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dyke|Muscular|Pink

2009

02

Sep

Pixie Lott’s Stupid Face is Ready to Takeover of the Day

Pixie Lott is going to be the next big thing because her record label and management are paying the paparazzi to release pictures of her. She’s already in the charts in the UK and will be here, so this is the next idol to your hot teenage girls I want to take to Disneyworld the second I can afford to, which will be never or at least around the time they turn 30, so you don’t have to think I’m a predator or anything, I’m just the kind of guy who like to plan my pussy for the future, get in with them when they are young and non-judgemental, cuz older girls can be such bitches who look at me with disgust, when in reality behind all these sleaze is a real classy 40 year old who just happens to smell like fuckin’ urine all the time.
Either way, people find her hot, people like her music, the whole thing is just another story of a bitch getting richer than me before she gets her period and here are the pics of her and in the event you were wondering, she’s 18, so this post isn’t as creepy as you’d probably like, weirdo….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Pixie Lott

2009

02

Sep

Annalynne McCord in Some Stupid “Dominatrix” Outfit of the Day

Here is Annalynne McCord still pretending she’s famous, you know milking her career and her tits for all she can, because she probably doesn’t realize she is just a one-hit-wonder, but the rest of us do.

I love that she’s walking around with a pen that I’m sure she never leaves her house with, because this taste of fame is her childhood dream playing out and she couldn’t miss up the opportunity to sign random things like people fuckin’ cared.

She is so fucking clueless that she’s even got some sort of finger protector, I guess cuz she assumes that just that many people will be asking her for an autograph, because she doesn’t realize no one cares.

You see, all the interest in her has got to her fuckin head because this is the kind of postive reinforcement that she thinks she deserves. I assume that she has been told how pretty and talented she is all her life, you know the prize pig of the small town community she grew up in, making the reality check that’s coming so exciting because motherfuckers will stop caring and it will all come crashing down and that’s far more enjoyable that her weak attempt at a dominatrix outfit with corset and leather bra, because I guess everything she does is weak.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Trash

2009

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Hang with Black People of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with KIm Kardashian lookin like some kind of R&B singer like Beyonce or some shit, but I am hoping it involves her releasing a record, because watching her sing and dance like the useless whore she is, would definitely provide me at least 5 minutes of entertainment and in this short attention span/ADD generation, that will feel like a fucking lifetime….but unfortunately, I think she’s doesn’t have the talent needed to do much more than getting fucked badly by Ray J and flauntin her tits like most of the fat girls I know, but I know you all want to get up in this, so I’ll post the pics anyway…

Bonus Brittny Gastineau Girl Brought Out Her Fat Tits For Us to Laugh at cuz She’s a Slob.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

02

Sep

Shauna Sand and Her Boy Toy Showing Off Her Panties of the Day

Shauna Sand is pretty much the closest thing in Hollywood to a washed up prostitute. She’s got the scars and the plastic surgery battle wounds that make her look like she’s fuckin’ melting, which is kinda funny if you think about it, considering the whole reason she got plastic surgery in the first place was to advance her career and to really embrace her sex appeal. Now there isn’t enough plastic surgery technology in the fucking world to save her, but the good news is there will always be homosexual Euro lookin’ boys to take the free ride and pretend to have sex with her, as long as it gives them some visibility in the industry, as workin’ a waiter or bar tending job, just isn’t as effective as it once was…

That said, I’m surprised she’s even wearing underwear, because that’s not the kind of girl I’d expect her to be, but I guess it’s the only tool she can use to keep her pussy and lady parts from falling out of her and dragging behind her on the ground like some kind of disgusting tail.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews


Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Boy Toy|Panties|Shauna Sand

2009

02

Sep

What the Hell is Wrong With TV Today of the Day

Someone emailed me this clip of a leather couch giving birth to a naked Danny Devito on some show called Sunny in Philadelphia and I don’t really understand it. The weirdest thing I ever found in my couch was some disgusting smells thanks to my wife’s sweaty ass after a Touched by an Angel marathon that prompted me throwing the TV out the fucking window. I mean as a pig I am sure there’s some real vile shit in there, from used tampons to pieces of feces, but nothing as gross as a naked midget, which makes me feel like I am really missing out on life….but we all already knew that about me, so watch the clip.

Posted in:Danny Devito|Naked

2009

02

Sep

Shenae Grimes is a Grimey Piece of Shenae(t) in No Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures living up to her name, lookin’ like some Grimey piece of Shenae(T) that escaped the halfway house down my street where ex drug addicted hookers and knocked up teenagers where I’ve volunteered to hustle pussy but got rejected when they asked me why I was volunteering and I said to hustle desperate pussy.

I have always said that Shenae Grimes is ugly and have even had arguments with the one person I know who knows who this bitch is about how she fucking sucks and that person was a 15 year old girl who was addicted to Degrassi and autistic so what the fuck does she know….

So maybe Sheane needs to invest in a bigger pair of glasses cuz clearly her glasses aren’t strong enough for her to see how ugly she is and not big enough to cover that shit up for the rest of us.

I guess when you’re name is Grimey Shit, you’ve pretty much got very little to live up to.

Pics VIA FAME

Posted in:Legs|Shenae Grimes

2009

02

Sep

Sophie Monk Defines Vagina of the Day

The only reason why this bitch is famous is because she used her vagina proper to get her to the top. Not that she’s at the fucking top, because she’s pretty much unemployed, but she’s doing a lot better than the trash she grew up with in Australia, I’m talking about her mother.

So I guess that’s why she wraps that pussy up to preserve the shit like some kind of mummy or lunch sandwich, or maybe it is to protect the world from the shit, because last time I checked her fiance cheated on her/ left her for Paris Hilton and that can do serious damage to unsuspecting genitals, you know making her camel toe more of a spitting camel toe.

Here are the pics…

Pics VIA FAME

Posted in:Sophie Monk|Vagina

2009

02

Sep

Amber Rose in Some Tight Pussy Huggin’ Pants of the Day

Here’s a bitch famous for pretending to be Kanye’s girlfriend. She’s like his secret weapon to trick the world into thinking he’s straight who also doubles as his shopping partner and BFF he talks about all the cute rap boys with. Her hairstyle also heps him when she insists on sucking him off, because as long as she doesn’t make eye contact dude can pretend Cisco is up on his dick like it was the “Thong Song”, one of Kanye’s all time favorites….

I don’t really have anything to say today, I’m feeling really relaxed thank to 8 undigested Oxy pills in my stomach, but I will say that this bitch is thick and doin’ her thing proper by wearing tight pants while leaving the gym, but probably not doing things proper in the gym, cuz if she was she probably wouldn’t be built like a KFC employee.

Pics VIA FAME

Posted in:Amber Rose|Tights

2009

02

Sep

Mel B Whoring Out in Public of the Day

I am the kind of guy who loves watching people fuck. Unfortunately, I’m not some kind of baller who can afford to pay couples to let me sit in the dark corner in their rooms to take part in their sex life as an audience member, so I am forced to take what I can get.

Sometimes taking what I can get is watching people make out or finger on the dance floor, other times it is a little more crafty and involves climbing up fire escapes, trees, balconies across the street and shit like that to get the solid fucking view, and by sometimes I mean all the time, because the only time I got a regular fix of peepin’ tom was when I had a roomate who would fuck in the living room next to me while I’d be watching TV.

The good news is that I don’t get off to the shit, I just find it fun to watch, so I keep my exposing my boners for the school girls on public transportation and here’s Mel B shoving her whore tongue down someone I assume is her boyfriend or husband’s throat. See I’m not up to speed on who Mel B is letting visit her Vag since that whole Eddie Murphey shit…but here are the pics…

Pics VIA INFPhoto

Posted in:Mel B|Public|Whore