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2009

04

Sep

Ashlee Simpson in Some Leather Pants of the Day

Marrying and Emo bi sexual dude turned this bitch into some kind of monster, but I guess if you were her, you wouldn’t want to look like Ashlee Simpson either, so she’s really doing herself a favor by doin’ this whole vampire shit. She looks fuckin’ skinny, she looks haggard and you would be too if you married a homo who wouldn’t fuck you ever and just used you as a vehicle to birth his devil child or some shit. I don’t really care and either do you, so why am I even writing this, I should just throw up the pictures, like Ashlee Simpson throws up her dinner every night.

Bonus – Here She Is In Showing Off Her Little Vampire TITS..

Pics VIa FAME and INFphoto

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Leather|Pants

2009

04

Sep

Holly Montag in a Bikini Top of the Day

Here is my friend from Facebook named Holly Montag. She used to talk to me on the regular and then she ended up getting cast on The Hills and I guess she figured it was a better job than working in an office or some shit, that’s when she stopped talking to me, because I guess she’s busy living a scripted life or some shit and none of that really matters, what does matter is how unfortunate it must be for anyone to have to admit they are related to Heidi Montag, even if they know that she’s just fucking the media up the ass and cashing in, she’s still fucking Heidi Montag.

The fact that I know who these people are makes me want to end my life ….

Pics VIa FAME and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Holly Montag

2009

04

Sep

Stephanie Pratt in Her Bikini of the Day

I am guess this girl is Spencer Pratt’s sister or someone they hired to play his sister and she’s in a bikini and I am not. She’s pretty much a fuckin’ nobody, but at least she’s not fat, because skinny nobodies are more interesting to see in bikinis than fat nobodies in bikinis, unless the fat nobody in a bikini happens to be playing /struggling through some kind of beach game, like volleyball, or paddle ball, or even trying to fuckin parasail but the boat doesn’t have enough power or some shit, because that’s just good entertainment, unlike The Hills, but in her defense she gets paid over 250k a year to get followed around by cameras and i’d probably sell my sout to MTV for a lot less. She’s ugly, she’s a joke and that’s all I have to say about that.

Pics VIa FAME and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Stephanie Pratt

2009

04

Sep

Nancy Reagan is Real Easy of the Day

These pictures are like porn to me because of the way she’s got herself propped up against that walker, with her ass poppin out like some kind of whore wanting to get fucked and her frail limbs unable to escape my grip. I am surprised she’s even allowed out of the house lookin’ like this, where is her power of attorny to keep her in line, I guess it’s the style for old bitches to dress like little sluts and on the positive side of things, if you catch yourself one with Alzheimers, not only will she forget what you look like in a police line-up, but she’ll also forget you even fucked her and let’s face it, despite the desert vagina in her pants flaking away more and more everyday, bitch is craving the cock cuz it’s been so fuckin’ long since the last time she had any. Ok, you can stop masturbating now…..

Pics VIa FAME and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nancy Reagan|Pussy

2009

04

Sep

Janice Dickinson Making Out With a Dude of the Day

Here is Janice DIckinson’s boyfriend giving her mouth to mouth because her heart just stopepd from her eating disorder, coke addiction and age. He’s not actually making out with her unless he’s just some junkie off the street trying to get high off her fumes, like these two highschool thugged out dudes I saw in the park that looked like they were making out like a gang of queers, but were really just shotgunning a joint . Or maybe she’s just grabbed a random dude and started making out with him without warning cuz she noticed the paparazzi were there and she needs all the attention her plastic face can get, and the poor fucker now has AIDS…….

PICS via FAME

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Making Out

2009

04

Sep

Kristin Cavallari and Her Legs on the Beach of the Day

I know it is the afternoon and I haven’t posted and that is because it is the long weekend and I know no one is online today and because I am hungover and woke up 15 minutes ago but I just wanted you to know I haven’t died yet.
I hate writing out Kristin Cavallari’s name because she spells her shit with an “i” and not an “e” and that’s just the kind of pretentious bullshit you’d expect out of her, you know having a generic fucking name but spelling it retarded to be different and I guess that’s got nothing to do with why I hate her, but it does have a lot to do with why I hate writing posts on her.
That said, she’s back on The Hills and I find it funny that she refused to do the spinoff show and for a few years tried to get a legit acting career while her friends got richer and richer and richer while she got rejected from role after role provided she even got auditions and in the end she had to decide whether to take the job at McDonald’s she’s qualified for thanks to her level of education/highschool diploma or to go back to The Hills and instead of saving fucking face she crawled back into the arms of MTV who paid her less than she was getting paid before while giving her the life lesson that once you are MTV, shit’s a life fuckin sentence….

Pics VIa PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Kristin Cavallari

2009

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t wanna sound like a whiner or anything, but I am really fucking drunk, I thought it was Friday, it is actually thrusday so I am fucked in having to post my stepLINKS and I am gonna do it cuz I have to, but I am letting you know, there are way better things I’d rather be doing. Seriously, I got all kinds of ideas and I’m not just a ridiculously handsome face that reminds you of HIV, really, I’m not that handsome, but when I am drunk I think I am funny, just that in my quest to communicate the funny, I’ve lost all my jokes, which is really sad, in the event you were wondering…here are my stepLINKS

Web Cam Wonderland
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Little Boogie Kind of Has the Best Life EVer
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Now THIS is a Purse!
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TEXT
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The Andrew WK Weather Report
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Italian cougar Maria Grazia Cucinotta’s Breast
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LOL CATS ZOMG!
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Danni Minogue Huge Pokies
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Ugly Dress or Not,I’d Still Bang Eva Mendes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue
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Striptease of the Day
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Seriously, What the Fuck is Wrong With This Kid From Tokio Hotel
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Danny Devito is Naked?!
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Wow is Everyone so Surprised That Miss Universe Was Probably Rigged?
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Ahhhhhhh I Wanna Bang Olivia Wilde
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Lesbo Pussy Lickers
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Chris Brown is Really Trying to do Some Damage Control
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Lohan is Seriously Fucking Delusional
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Megan Fox Really Needs to Learn to Sit There, Look Pretty, and Shut Up
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The FHM Top Ten Honeys of 2009 So Far
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Boobs Fall Out on a Roller Coaster
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and That’s Why You Don’t Order a Mail order Bride
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Sextape at the Office
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Sasha Grey Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Can Look Pretty Good When They Photoshop Her Fat Ass
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You Can’t Keep A Famewhoring Reality Slut Down For Long!
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Abbey in the Shower
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Kristen Dunst is a Hot Piece
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Helena Christensen is Naked
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Naked Class of 2009
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Penny Lancaster Bikini Pics From A Yacht in St. Barts
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Terry Nova Shakes Her Money Makers
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Club Hottie Heaven
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Why Hello Mia Michelle
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FUCK YOU LADY GAGA
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Beavis and Butthead Talk Film
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White Supremacy Fail
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Extra Points for a Backflip
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Bar Rafeali Is All Sorts Of Hotness
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Lily Allen is So Gross
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SHAUNA SAND’S MASSIVE TITS STRETCH HER SHIRT THE FUCK OUT!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS ARE BACK

Classic Photobucket Find – A Mom’s Erotica Mixed in With Her Family Photos
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Sep

Stephanie Schönfeld in Some Foreign Film Nudity of the Day

I still forget how old I am so when I hear a bitch who is born in 1978 is getting naked in a movie, I feel like some kind of pervert cuz she’s 8 years younger than me until I actually watch the shit and realize that she looks like a mom and not like a tight little teen girl I expected her to be, because I guess in my mind, I still think I am 22, only my body and vital organs think I’m fucking 60.

Either way her name is Stephanie Schönfeld and she’s 31 and naked in some foreign movie…..that I guess is about a 3-way relationship, and bi-sexuality something that has almost happened to me because my wife weighs as much as 2 people….but is definitely not as hot….

I’m disappointed, the fact that it is German made me expect it to be substantially more hardcore.

Posted in:Nude|Stephanie Schanfeld|Uncategorized

2009

03

Sep

Does Madonna Not Realize She’s in Her 50s of the Day

Watching this video of Madonna’s new video called Celebration disgusts me. Watching her move and hump the air like she’s 20 while flashing panties knowing her pussy is actually 50 is not fucking hot. I don’t care how many special effects they use in editing, she can’t fool me into jerking off to this piece of shit. Unfortunately she didn’t have a heart attack while filming this electronic, robotic disaster that I’m sure gay dudes everywhere love cuz it’s fuckin’ Madonna. She needs to hang up that career of hers and go back to raising her kids.

The only celebration is when this shit ends….

Posted in:Disgusting|Madonna

2009

03

Sep

Even a Komodo Dragon Knows Good Day LA is Shit of the Day

I am glad I have no money to travel to LA so that I will never accidentally land on this Good Day LA show that I constantly plug. The shit is so strange that I feel it’s mocking morning TV and maybe only people in LA really grasp it’s relevance, because to me and a Komodo Dragon it’s nothing but a pile of shit of a TV show.

I love when the hot one who thought this was a stepping stone to an actual career in broadcasting says “I haven’t heard anything like that since my maternity days”, prompting me to say keep your fuckin’ mouth shut about your asshole unless you’re inviting me inside, because a little shit talk won’t stop me since I’ve stuck my dick in way more disgusting things, and even hearing about her talk about shit, is less scary than hearing my wife take a shit, if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Good Day LA|Komodo Dragon|Shit