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2009

30

Jul

Some Pussycat Doll Named Kimberly Wyatt of the Day

I did a little research on this girl because I am always fascinated when I see girls who were destined to be strippers suceed. You know professionally trained dancers, who decided to go work for some Carnival Cruise bullshit at 17 instead of pursue an education, only to have made the right choices along the way that led to Hollywood then this shit, when it reality it was all suppposed to go sour for her and she was supposed to crawl back to her shitty little life in Missouri, use the cruiseship money on fake tits, and start her life where it was supposed to be all along because people don’t succeed as dancers, parents only put their kids in the shit as a back-up plan in the event they need to strip one day, and not as a back-up plan to give them a necessary skill to become a fucking millionaire and the whole thing confuses me…even if being a Pussycat Doll is borderline being a stripper, it just isn’t the same and I am just not satisfied with that.

Posted in:Kimberly Wyatt|Pussycat Doll

2009

30

Jul

Rihanna is a Rashole of the Day

So I was talkin to my Bajan connection the other day and he went on about Rihanna. Apparently the people of Barbados collectively find her a Rashole and apparently an Rsshole is what Bajan’s call cunts, or twats or bitches who deserve to get beat the fuck up.

He pretty much told me that he knows how Bajan women are, because he is Bajan and no Bajan woman would get away with the shit that Rihanna tries to pull. He said that he knows she made Chris Brown beat her, in typical Bajan woman style and that she made a big deal, like typical Bajan women do and she may have even been punching herself in the face to make the damage look more dramatic.

He went on to tell me that her and Chris Brown are still together, they still come down to Barbados together all the time, where people leave them alone and there’s no paparazzi to catch them in the act, but dude also claimed she’s got a couple local dudes she likes to fuck and that overall she thinks she’s too good for Barbados cuz she came from the fuckin’ gutter and now she’s too important to stay in the nice house she owns, but instead goes to the white person resort, and has pretty much dropped all her old friends and is too good to talk to them now or interact with the locals.

To the rest of the world she’s the pride of Barbados, to Barbados she’s fuckin’ scum and if you’re a paparazzi she will be in Barbados this weekend for something called Cropover, which is their Canival, so you may want to come down here and catch her in the act with Chris Brown.

Posted in:Rashole|Rihanna

2009

30

Jul

Taylor Momsen Turns 16 of the Day

I didn’t realize Taylor Momsen was a 15 year old. She’s on TV playing a high school student, and where I’m from, or at least the era I’m from, you need to be in your late 20s for that, you know to give all the girls complexes about why they don’t have full beards, crows feet and man bodies, but I guess times are changing, because here she is celebrating her 16th birthday, which as a skeptic, I think is staged because she looks like a 32 year old crackwhore already, maybe it’s just the Courtney Love hair….or the fact that she’s a teen in fucking see thru lingerie and I don’t find it the least bit attractive, if anything I want to give her a towel, some make-up remover and put her in the backseat of my car to bring home to give a serious lecture to, and I’m not saying that cuz I have a daddy complex, I am saying it because if you’re gonna be 16 and willing to get half naked, let’s move to Rhode Island and do it fuckin’ proper.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2009

30

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day

The paparazzi are excited that they get to dig into their crates and pull out pictures they never thought would be worth anything, but as paparazzi have no choice but to hope and pray that they will, because pictures of semi-famous cunts in bikinis can go either way, you know maybe the girl will just fade into obscurity or maybe she’ll date Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, who probably owns 25% of her, and that’s why he allows this all to go down, and I’m not talking about the 25% of her that is in her bikini bottoms, I’m talking 25% of whatever she makes in Hollywood, it’s gotta be a business arrangement or she’s gotta take it up the ass a lot, because based on her face it just doesn’t make sense…even if he is old dick and his standards have dipped….

So these pictures are of her in Miami, before Clooney, when she was just some slag on the beach the paparazzi shot when they were waiting for real celebs, and her body is fuckin’ alright by me….

Posted in:Bikini|Elisabetta Canalis

2009

30

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Some Stupid Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s found an interesting way to hide her fat, and that’s to make pants out of fucking bed sheets. I don’t know what shit she’s trying to pull off, maybe it has something to do with trying to connect to her roots by wearing traditional traveling Armenian gypsy outfits or maybe she’s tyring to connect with her black man market by dressing like MC Hammer in the 90s, rockin’ some parachute pants like she was Theo Fucking Huxtible, or Dwayne Wayne, or maybe bitch thinks she’s is a Genie in a bottle you need to rub the right way, and the right way, and as far as I’m concerned, the only way to rub this pig is not behind the fuckin’ ears on on it’s pig pussy, but by shoving a 12 gauge down her throat by tellin her to suck your pipe like it was Ray J, but that’s probably because I have anger issues or maybe it is cuz I think pigs should be treated like pigs, not named and brough into the house like a fucking pet….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pants|Stupid

2009

30

Jul

Stormy Daniels is Fuckin’ Crazy of the Day

Stormy Daniels beat up her husband because she didn’t like the way he did laundry. Sure, that’s a little high maintenance and crazy of her, but when you marry a pornstar you know you’re dealing with girls who have issues, whether it is because her dad never hugged her enough, or because her dad hugged her too much and by hugged I mean her mouth around his dick, or because they like the attention and are exhibitionists but don’t realize that after doing it long enough it takes a toll on their soul, leaving them broken down and feeling worthless….but the real issue is how much of a fuckin’ pussy this husband is for calling the cops on her, obviously a publicity stunt, because everyone I know who gets lip from their prostitute wives, bunch the bitch in the jaw and go about their fuckin’ day, they don’t go crying to the police, even like little molested girls have more fuckin’ balls then this motherfucker cuz they usually keep their mouths shut.This kind of bullshit is totally expected from Tampa Florida Porn Trash….and on a side note, I think she probably should have beat up her Plastic Surgeon for givin her such shitty fake tits..they look like throwbacks to what fake tits looked like when they were first invented.. she is some sloppy lookin’ piece of shit….

Here are some pics of her….

Story Via The News, Stormy Daniels’ Trashy Home and TheSmokingGun

Posted in:Arrested|Stormy Daniels

2009

30

Jul

Avril Lavigne is on a Boat with A Mystery Man Cuz She’s a Cheating Whore of the Day

Why’d she have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way she’s acting like somebody else gets me frustrated. What happened to the wholesome little suburban mall punk who married her suburban mall punk boyfriend who she met at the mall skateboard shop where they would buy Vans sneakers and punk accessories. Oh right, she grew the fuck up, got a little perspective and realized the faggot she married was wearing 3 inch high platform creepers wasn’t 15 anymore…

Here she is in St Tropez pampering herself up on the way to a yacht where she’e meeting some mysterious, rich, tall, dark haired man who dresses like an adult and the whole thing is so excited, I just wish I was there to see Sum 41’s face when they find out about this, shit’s gonna inspire a poorly written pop/punk song for sure. I just hope they stay together for the sake of the kids….

And just a little words of wisdom for the suburban mall punks who read this site….If you meet another suburban mall punk from the same state as you, maybe even the same neighborhood as you, who has the same job as you and may like the same music as you and attend all the same events as you, it doesn’t mean you’re supposed to marry the motherfucker….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Cheater|Divorce

2009

30

Jul

Sophie Monk in her Bikini for Some Straight to DVD Springbreak Garbage Movie of the Day

There was a time when I would only rent movies with girls in bikinis, because porn wasn’t readily available and I was 16, horny and down to jerk off to some seriously softcore shit. That time is long fuckin’ gone, so I am surprised shit like this is still made, even when it’s starring Sophie Monk, an Australian I wanna fuck….but have been warned to stay away from because she’s insane, an insanity proven in the fact that she was engaged to one of the Good Charlotte sisters….and who got cheated on with Paris Hilton…proving either Paris has serious game, or this bitch is low fuckin’ quality….

Either way watch the clip and try to distract yourself from Amy Poehler’s midsection she’s got exposed, because there’s nothing hot about that…unless maybe you’re a lesbian…because lesbians see past the outside shell and love people with a good sense of humor who can make them laugh….

Here’s another clip….

And here’s some screen caps…..

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Monk

2009

30

Jul

The Bikini Bandit Hits Mississippi of the Day

I am posting this news story of some girl who did some car jacking and tried to rob some store or garage or something all while wearing a bikini, because the concept of a bikini bandit is a hell of a lot hotter than her inbred face. When I saw it was in Mississippi, I shoulda known bitch would have looked like she was hit in the face with a shovel by her father who also happens to be her husband and father of her babies. Either way, watch the video cuz you have nothing better to do with yourself….

Posted in:Bikini Bandit|Mississippi

2009

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to have a girl I dated who was paranoid I was fucking other girls. I guess because she lowered herself to get with me, she figured I had that affect on most women, unfortunately she was wrong. But every night I would come home and the first thing she would do is sniff my dick to see if she could smell other pussy on it and only half the time she’d suck me off after realizing she was being insane. So I started trying to fuck with her when I realized we were done and I’d rub random disgusting things on dick to fuck with her head, from mustard to mud to not washing for a week just to gross her out, but that just made her stop giving me blowjobs. Until one day, I took the plunge and rubbed my dick with some raw 3 day old fish and when I got home for the inspection she freaked the fuck out and stabbed me in the fuckin’ neck with a pen. I lived and lucky for you that I did cuz here are my stepLINKS….of the Day


Miley Cyrus’ Number One Fan is Fucking Derranged
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Sluts Who Do It Right
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Unicycle Escalator Jump
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The 9 Hottest New Jersey Chicks
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Javelin Toss FAIL – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Two Big Talents
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Remember the Sesame Street Number Count
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vanessa Minnilo’s Nipple Throwback
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I Really Hate Taylor Momsen
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Internet Commenter Digest – A Magazine
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She’s Got the Eyes of a Panther
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I Want to Meet the Man Who Spawned the Saved By The Bell Reunion and Punch Him in the Face
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? WELL, HER TITS ARE BIGGER, AND SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKABLE!
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striptease of the Day
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Being Brad Pitt Must Be Kind of Amazing At Times
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Bail Ling is Brawless and Gross
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Fuck You Kid Rock
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Gisele Needs to Open Up That Trench Coat
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Fake Titty Whore in Her Bikini Showing Off Her Tight Body and Busted Down Face
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Desiree’s Tits Are Heaven
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The Only Thing Ali Larter Should Be Getting Married to Is My Penis
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Mischa Barton Looks Disgusting
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Russel Brand Totally Looks Like a Chick and If I was Drunk Enough I’d Fuck Him
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They Did a Michael Jackson Tribute in Montreal and It Was Kind of Amazing
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Laura is a Royal Stripper
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Toll Booth Fun
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love When Bitches Get Violated
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Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad
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Keisha Buchanan
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Naked British Holiday
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Tattooed Birds That Suck Dick
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Adrean is Naked
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Personally, I Don’t Mind a Chick That Smokes
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Heather Vandeven
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Bag of Boobs
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Pussy Slayer
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Jon Gosselin is a Fucking Douche
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How Long Can You Last?
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time
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Miranda Kerr Topless Vacation
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Some Whore in a See Thru Top
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Posted in:stepLINKS