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2009

26

Jun

Mary Carey is a Porn Pig of the Day

If you’re into beastiality but shit’s not legal in your parts, but you can’t get over the fact that fucking a live animal would be the single most amazing experience in your life, the porn producers have answered all your dreams by giving a pig like Mary Cary a career. Sure she may not actually live in a barn down the street from you to crawl into at night and have your way with, but she sure as fuck looks like she does.

Posted in:Mary Carey|Pig|Porn

2009

26

Jun

Megan Fox and some See Thru Cleavage Bullshit of the Day

This Transformers shit is goin’ nuts. I was talking to a friend of mine who waited in line at the premiere, who I comtemplated not being friends with after hearing that, who redeemed himself by having video of him asking every geeky guy in line if they would fuck the girl in Harry Potter on her period, or some shit, that made being in line with a bunch of loser almost worth it, like Megan Fox almost makes going to the movie worth it, but when she wears dresses like this, with a built in window into her soul, or at least the closest thing she has to a soul and the only thing unfortunate in all this is that the dress doesn’t have a window into her cunt.

Here’s Megan Fox dressed like Grimace to represent McDonald’s, or as I like to call it Michael Jackson’s favorite public bathroom to jerk off in, because he couldn’t contain himself with all the little kids and their happy meals….

Posted in:cleavage|Megan Fox|See Thru

2009

26

Jun

Some Footballer Daniel Sturridge on a Beach with Some Booty of the Day

I don’t know what I am doing today because of this hangover, but I do know that everyone is still talking about Michael Jackson, at least everyone in the bar last night was, like it was some kind of huge shocker, considering dude hasn’t looked like a corpse the last decade, you know cuz his African American skin color didn’t die a long time ago, and that series of skin bleaching insanity he went through in the 80s, probably had nothing to do with the painfulskin cancer he was dealing with, so in celebration of his black skin, here’s a couple black people on the beach in Barbados, and I’m lovin’ the girl this footballer is with, because I pretty much love all black girls, they just don’t love me.

Posted in:Bikini|Booty|Daniel Sturridge

2009

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why people care that Michael Jackson died, but the looks of him, he’s been dead for years and where were all these asshole fans who are frontin that they are so sand, back when motherfucker was on the block for molesting little boys, something that probably helped lead to his premature death, so instead of mourning the shit, you need to be blaming yourself for the shit, instead of acting like this really matters or changes your fuckin’ life.

I hate the mourners who come out of the fuckin’ woodwork.

Now, I’m going to celebrate that, cuz unlike MJ, I’m still alive, and going to get drunk and slip some shit it some girls drink like it was “Jesus Juice” while bustin a move to some Billie Jean, like she was 12 and had a prepuscent cock,

Here are my steplinks…

Booze and Bitches…
GO

I Guess Churches Still Aren’t Hip to the WHole ‘Gay’ Thing
GO

Star Trek: Confusion
GO

Big Titted Auto Girl
GO

Tenis’ Hottest Sluts
GO

Fun With Japanese Cheerleaders
GO

How About a Bikini Battle?
GO

Leighton Meester Doesn’t Seem To Concerned About Her Sex Tape
GO

How to Deal With Being Caught Cheating
GO

Dissing the Irish and Hatin’ on Leprechauns
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Does Sienna Miller Ever Work, Cause It Seems Like She Just Sits Around Topless All The Time
GO

When You’re the President of Zambia, Monkeys Peeing On You is Part of the Job
GO

Lily Allen Likes the Cocaine
GO

If You Look Closely, You Can Almost See Jennifer Lopez’a Nipple
GO

Harry Potter and The Key to The Cougars Coochie
GO

Comeback or Not, Britney Spears is Still Disgusting
GO

What I Would Give to See Michelle Pfeiffer As Cat Women Again
GO

Bikini Shoot in Action
GO

Hot Friends Shower Together
GO

In India Even the Kids Smoke
GO

She Fucks For Fritos
GO

Teens Get Slutty in a Pool
GO

The Girls Get Down and Dirty
GO

Fans Fight in the Stands – VIDEO
GO

Jana And Georgia Make Do With Each Other
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Who is Saskia Boxford and Why Aren’t I Banging Her
GO

Kaylee Karver and Sam Kellett Naked
GO

Don’t Worry Rachel Hunter, I’ll Throw It In You
GO

Camilla is Freaky
GO

Cecilia, I’m Down on My Knees
GO

Jessica Hart is Pure White Trash
GO

Lucy Becker Topless Photoshoot
GO

Schoolgirls Beware!! OLDER MEN CAN GIVE YOU AIDS
GO

Coolio is Officially My Hero
GO

Robot Rock
GO

Super Size!!! (Her Vagina)
GO

Nina Mercedeses and Puma Suede
GO

Zachery Quinto is Kind of Gay
GO

Whores Even You Can Afford
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Michael Jackson Edition of the Day

I don’t like talking about other people, i like talking about myself, and that’s only because it reminds me how useless I am. but my phone and emails been going off like mad, and I ignored them because I was trying to get this girl who works at my local store to let me play with her DDs, which I thought was far more important than answering, but when I looked and say MJ was dead, I was actually surprised, even though he’s looked like a corpse for years.

Here is a man who was a star his entire fucking life, who has had a song that has had hit songs every fuckin’ decade that we can all identify with and remember learning the dance move along to in hopes of getting the part on the High School cheerleading team despite being a Mexican who just moved there and couldn’t speak english and who everyone laughed at, or if you were that weird french kid who only dressed like Jackson during the “Bad” era. He’s been a huge part of everyone’s life.

I predict he knew this was going to happen, that’s why he sorted out that concert to cash all he could and I just hope you all get a fuckin’ refund, because apparently he won’t be showin up.

RIP Motherfucker to one of the world’s most influential, insane, misunderstood talents, no, I’m not talking about myself, I’m talking about Michael Jackson.

On a sidenote I love how the TMZ dude is getting emotional and choked up when reporting this. Maybe he wishes he was one of Jackson’s little boy…

Posted in:Michael Jackson|RIP Motherfucker

2009

25

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Farrah Fawcett Edition of the Day

I can’t makes jokes about a sex icon who dies, especially when it all started with anal, sure it was anal cancer, but any girl down with anal is a friend of mine, even if it kills her.

It is definitely an end of an era so RIP Motherfucker….and here’s a picture of her making the wrong food choices that may lead to varioius ass cancers….

Posted in:Farrah Fawcett|RIP Motherfucker

2009

25

Jun

Frasier and Some Bikini Pussy of the Day

Apparently when Frasier’s not getting arrested for cocaine possession, when he’s not fuckin’ his Playboy whore wife, and when he’s not on TV shows where I can’t quite decipher if he’s British or Australian, he’s out by the pool gettin’ his picture taken with young pussy in bikinis of the day, because I guess they recognize him being on The Simpson’s or some shit and all those things make his life better than yours…

Posted in:Frasier|Kelsey Grammar

2009

25

Jun

John and Kate Plus 8 in Her Bikini of the Day

This is what an ass that has had 8 kids looks like in a bikini….I was gonna say that 8 is only the number of kids she has, but all the number of asses she’s got, but realized that didn’t make sense, and was just a bad sloppy ass joke.

I guess she’s trying to get her stock up because makin’ millions off TLC wasn’t enough for her and now that she’s been on the cover of every tabloid, she’s gotta keep things up, because I hear when you’ve manipulated your way to that level, the interest starts dippin’ off, you gotta pull another stunt.

That said, John and Kate Plus 8 will be comin’ out as a lesbian in the next few weeks, and in a few months the lesbian video comes out, and in the next few years no one will even remember who she is.

Posted in:Bikini|John and Kate Plus 8

2009

25

Jun

Pre-Sex Change Smut of the Day

Cher you’ve done well. I wish I had a mother who fucked me up enough to wanna cut off my dick.

I guess we don’t need to go into the psychological weirdness of getting a sex change and should celebrate her weird dyke tits for the little amount of time we have left with them because she’s getting them cut off and re-molded into a ball sace.

I guess we could always go into finding out who raped her as a child, makin’ her hate dick so much to never fuck one, but not enough to not want one to do some raping on her own, but I guess we shoould just focus back on her dyke pussy that’s about to get sewed the fuck up, because despite having’ seen one dick and a whole lot of dolphin shaped dildos, it’s almost a virgin pussy, sure it’s not a 15 year old who hasn’t got her period yet vigin pussy, but at least it’s legal virgin pussy.

I know you’d love to grab some burgers with this monster, and by grab burgers I mean pussy huntin’….

Posted in:Chas Bono|Sex Change

2009

25

Jun

Katie Price Destroying Equestrianism of the Day

I think it’s nice to see horseback riding goin’ back to the Wild West days where common whores would ride from brothel to brothel to brothel lookin’ for the latest STD from multiple gold prospectors a night, because I was tired of it being some stuffy bullshit that won’t let me in the gates of their exclusive riding clubs, after telling them I just love watching girls in tight pants bounce up and down on shit. Cunts.

Posted in:Equestrian|Katie Price|Tacky