2009
08
Jun
Nothing says Rock and Roll legend like getting beat the fuck up by the stage at the gayest fucking award show of the year. Seriously, I heard one of the many producers ran to his rescue and tried to give him cocktails and disco drugs before trying to give him mouth to mouth to his penis. It’s one of those get the straight guy when he’s down situations and it is all karma for his rock of love show.
Either way, this made me laugh.
Posted in:Brett Michaels|Tony Awards
2009
08
Jun
In case you are wondering, Jessica Alba is still alive. She hasn’t killed herself yet, she’s just killed her career. It’s one of those let your emotional neediness dictate what’s best for you situations, and instead of just letting that Cash Warren asshole take his herpes elsewhere, she had to go and sabotage his life but taking his cum rag and and wringing it out into her womb. At least society will have its revenge on her as she slowly gets more and more obsolete, like this computer I am trying to post with, only with floppier mom tits and here is her bra strap holdin’ them shits up.
Posted in:Alive|Jessica Alba
2009
08
Jun
Megan Fox was spotted at the airport going on some international flight, possibly to save Aids babies, or maybe to protest with the Sri Lankans, you know, use her celebrity to make a fucking difference, but I’m pretty sure its for some self-righteous bullshit, like work, and that’s okay, because just being Megan Fox is like a community service to so many virgins and dudes who can’t get laid, that she might as well be awarded the Nobel Prize for some bullshit, and I just like how her greasy, slicked face looks like she just got fucked proper, and at the airport too, I mean what can’t this whore do?
2009
08
Jun
I am not fucking joking, these are pictures of Diddy leaving Miley Cyrus’ house, because the only thing gangster about this motherfucker is that he had Biggie killed to advance his pussy, candy-coated Hollywood career. I mean seriously, when rappers are seen hanging with Miley Cyrus or leaving her house, and they aren’t R. Kelly pissing on her face, it confuses me. Sure, I hate Diddy to begin with, he blocked me and all his artists on Twitter, because dude’s got a fuckin’ vagina, but I find this kind of behavior just proves he just got his period for the first time last week.
Here’s Miley Performing at Some Free Concert This Weekend for the Perverts with No Taste…
Posted in:Diddy|Miley Cyrus
2009
08
Jun
Like all recently single whores, here’s Kate Walsh showing off some tit for some male attention.See, I don’t know who this bitch is, but I can tell her pussy is dripping, sure it could have to do with the fact that she’s ovulating, and hungry for sperm, but I like my recently divorced angle, cuz it just makes sense to me. Every girl I know who gets out of a relationship, turns into the town whore fucking as many cocks as possibl for a solid few months, before getting locked down again, because one of those cocks has enough money to stick with, it’s just a vagina thing and it all starts with the lowcut shirts…and ends with the herpes scabs..
Posted in:cleavage|Kate Walsh
2009
08
Jun
Nothing is as unsettling as the reports of the Carradine death photo that was released by a Thai tabloid and showed the man hanging from a closet with his genitals bound, with a woman’s wig and panties on, in some really obscure auto-erotic/masturbation/asphyxiation shit, because motherfucker was in his fucking 70s, leading me to believe that the older we get, the weirder our sex lives get, reminding me of my fear of dying of a heart attack everytime I fuck my pocket pussy/random household objects that double as pocket pussies.
Either way, the picture has outraged his family, as they would probably outrage your family if you died of a masturbation accident, I mean if they even noticed you were dead, but I am sure they are out there somewhere, so if you’re an American teaching English in Thailand while fucking 12 year old Ladyboys on your time off, scan that shit and send it in.
I guess he wasn’t much of a real Kung Fu Master. What a disappointment.
Posted in:David Carradine|Pervert
2009
08
Jun
There’s something pretty magical about watching Sophie Monk riding some weird Mexican donkey themed toy you’d see kids posing with, not because I am into watching kids ride things for sexual pleasure, but because I like Mexican themed shit being riden by hot, busty, hard nippled Australians who ever since moving to America to be with her lame fiance who left her for Paris Hilton’s vile vagina, despite his true feelings that his heart really belonged to his twin brother, are desperate for attention and letting paparazzi agencies do these kinds of low budget photoshoots with her, in hopes someone picks it up. We’re talking a few steps away from a porn career and motherfucker, I’m ready for it cuz I think this bitch has got it going on, despite the bad choices she’s made in choosing cock to put up inside her….
Posted in:Sophie Monk|Tits
2009
06
Jun
I am going on day two of a hangover even though I didn’t drink last night. I guess I did that good of a job on Thursday night, where I was drunk and molesting girls everywhere. They didn’t have to be hot, they just had to not be too resistent.
I am thinking about a lifestyle change that will involve changing the name of this site to the ex-drunken, now sober because drinking raped my soul stepfather. But I always hated people who didn’t drink, they made me feel uneasy, especially when they would try to do gay shit on me when I was too drunk to say no.
That said…..
And here are my stepLINKS.
Phoebe Price and Her Catfight Outside a Restaurant
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Because the Only Thing you get Physical With is Your Hand
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David Carradine’s Manager Thinks He Was Murdered, I Just Think Dude Was Into Some Weird Sex Shit
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The Toilet of the Future!!
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Halle Berry’s Hottest Pics
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A Sex Ed Cartoon Worth Watching
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Tera Patrick: Porn Giant
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Hooter’s Babes Get Down
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Sienna Miller Sluts It Up At Something or Another
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Bask in All That Is Ashanti
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Striptease of the Day
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Why is Everyone So Surprised Denise Richards Has Like 20 Tit Jobs?
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Cwenyth Paltrow Kind of Makes Me Want to Puke
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Lohan May Have Found a New Lesbian DJ to Hang Out With
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sharon Stone See Through Throwback
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I Got News For You Kendra – You’ll Always Be a Playbly Whore
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Ughhh Susan Boyle
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I’m Starting to Hate Megan Fox More and More Everyday
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Brooklyn Decker Gallery
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Naked Boot Camp
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Some Cunt Test Drive a BMW
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So That’s Why Sex Witha Beached Whale Looks Like
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Lohan is a Crazy Stalker, Maybe She’s Gonna Kill Sam Ronson in a Fit of Lesbian Rage
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Devin and Deny Get It On!
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April is Just Plain Cute
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Eva LongWHOREia Does Mexican GQ
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The Internet in 1969
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cindy Crawford, I Love You
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When Crazy Gives Birth to Crazy
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Demi Moore Topless Throwback
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Dirty, Dirty, Highschool Girl
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Verunka Has a Gallery
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Melinda Clarke is Bangable If You Ask Me
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Annette Shakes That Thang
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Assume the Position
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13 Most Awesomely Offensive Br¸no Moments
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Evelyn May As Well Be Wearing Nothing
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I Think Blake Lively is a Lesbian
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Pig Tails and Kneww Socks
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Zombie Tits
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Bruno Hates Madonna
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Slumber Party Fun
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Some Really Big Tits
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Dr Drew Thinks Lohan is Going to Lose a Limb Before She Gets Sober, Dr Stepfather Hopes that Limp is Actually Her Uterine Lining All Over My Dick During Period Sex Cuz We’re Crazy Like That…..
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Life is Easy for a Monkey…
Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
05
Jun
Some husband arranged to get his wife raped because it was his fantasy to see a man break into his house and have his wife sexually assaulted. That is some pretty sick shit. He put responded some shit out on Craigslist because it is a place where you can make anything happen, no how weird shit is and I had to post the video as a how to not go about it for those of you who want to see your wives raped….while I just want mine to die of natural causes and that’s not a sexual thing for me, just a matter of convenience…and freedom this hell I am living, this prison sentence that shows no sign of easing up, no matter how much bitch eats…
2009
05
Jun
I linked a story the other day about Marilyn Manson dating pornstar Stoya, because pornstar pussy is the closest pussy gets to dead pussy, from the smells to the loose fit, to the cold dampness, to the diesease, bacteria and magots, I mean other than digging up a dead body or sneaking into the mortuary, you sick Goth fuck.
Anyway, they are already causing controversy because Marilyn Manson claims to have shaved a Swastika into her pubic hair, even though he’s a Jew, or at least looks so much like a Jew that there is no way he isn’t a Jew, cuz I guess he’s self-hating, trying to be shocking, or into fucking Nazi pussy and who the fuck really cares.
They only thing I’m getting out of this story is self hatred for not having dated a pornstar at least once in my life, because I have never had a girl let me shave her pussy, or shape her pussy hair specifically for me. I remember buying my wife a bikini wax kit and having her let me try it out on her, but that she ended in a bloody burnt pussy mess, I’m talking actual scaps and blood, making us never really venture down that road again, not to mention fat chicks don’t like maintaining their shit, mainly because no one fucks them, but also because they’ve given the fuck up on life and are too fucking lazy to try to reach around their stomachs to get to the shit.
Here’s the story if you care….
MARILYN MANSON CUSTOMISES HAIR
Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika, a symbol used by the Nazis, into his new porn star girlfriend Stoya’s pubic hair.
Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika into his new porn star girlfriend’s pubic hair.
The controversial rocker – who has been involved in an on/off relationship with ‘The Wrestler’ actress Evan Rachel Wood – is dating Serb-Scottish adult movie star Stoya, who allows him to customise her intimate body hair.
He said in an interview with Britain’s The Times newspaper: “I drew it on with blue eyeliner. I had to call the hotel, ‘Can I have a protractor, please?’ It was 6am. But you’ve got to line it up properly. You know?”
However, the ‘Beautiful People’ singer insists his relationship with the 22-year-old brunette is not serious.
He explained: “Do I have a girlfriend? Yes. No. But I’m single.
“I have a bruise. It goes from here to here. I don’t know where it came from. That means I had a good night. Loose women – I’m intoxicated with loose women.”
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Here are some pictures of Stoya cuz she’s got that Alt model, Gothic, Sasha Grey, Young and Unconventional porn shit going on that is going to make her a big star in today’s porn world especially with all these lame gothic scandals
Posted in:Marilyn Manson|Pubic Hair
