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2022

30

Jun

Carmen Electra Tits of the Day

I didn’t know that Carmen Electra was on Only Fans reliving the glory days of Playboy, when people hired and paid her to be a naked fake titty whore, rather than her going out there and being a self starter about it….

I guess she’s trying to play the whole geriatric angle of life as a hot chick from the 90s has been good, so let’s not ever give it up….even in her 50s and I guess for some people who like the whore at the end of the gangbang, that’s exciting….

I’m more into being first in line at the gangbang, or even being with the girl years before she ends up deciding to do the gangbang, you know when she’s wholesome and less destroyed on a spiritual level….only to jerk off to her in her gangbang all those years later after everything’s gone wrong.

I am not against rich whores who made it in the 90s still trying after years of being forgotten, even if I find it pretty pathetic…..easy money is too tempting to say no to when you’re a career whore, so pull them bolt on titties out like you’re still under 30, when you are in no way, shape or form looking anything like you did when you were under 30…

No plaster, filler, filters and CGI post production video effects will ever bring her back and anyone paying to see her tits, instead of googling them at her prime, is a fucking weirdo. THERE IS AN INTERNET ARCHIVE FOR A REASON freaks.

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2022

30

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines have been a bit of a fetish, not really a fetish because I don’t actually care about whether a bitch has talines or not, but let’s call them an interest, since the first stripclub I went to when I was 12 years old…..

This old, leathery bitch, since it was the daytime shift, was sitting at the bar chain smoking with her tits out, all toothless and affordable and I was fascinated by how her bikini left a mark on the bare tits and since that day on, I’ve been fascinated by the tanline, whether it’s accidental from an all inclusive beach vacation with too much sun, or by design because they plan what to stencil the tanline with before being hosed down with skin staining chemicals….because the tanline, all summery, living that beach life even in the depths of the city….highlights the goods….in case you needed to be reminded where the bikini went well looking at the bare tits and ass….

It’s like one of those “this is how to use gmail” when they reformat gmail but way less nerdy…..arrows pointing where they need to be pointed so you don’t get lost…but the TITTY version…so much better.

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2022

30

Jun

Slutty Mom and Daughter Duo and Other Videos of the Day

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Gymnast Shit

Booty in Jeans

Cowgirl Dance

Army Bitches

Titty Dance

Sluts

Some “Mommy I need some Milk”…

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

30

Jun

Start Your Day with Wedgie Girls of the Day

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I am going to assume that this is some porn fetish video for some weird fucks out there who are really into giving, getting, or watching girls get wedgies….you know like the asshole bully who doesn’t discriminate between nerdy boys and the hot chick in the class, realizing the giving the hot chick in the class a wedgie is something you can jerk off to, while the hot girl getting the wedgie realizes how good a wedgie can feel after you get over the rope burn part of the experience and fully embrace the whole bodyweight pressing against the clit…..

But ultimately, it’s hilarious, fetish or not, somthing we definitely need to normalize in society, so that we can go up to strangers and wedgie them, in what I call the modern hello.

Posted in:Videos

2022

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with digital antenna TV that is free when you only get one channel is that when bored, drunk, high and eating your nightly snacks, the only thing to watch on that one channel is Stephen Colbert…..which happened in my wild life last night….

The entire show, or at least what I could stomach of the show was anti-trump jokes….2 years after dude was president….an entire late night show, including conversations with his guest, were anti-Trump….in a maybe you should get over the only thing that got you views…you freak…it’s been years…move on…

He also did a weird anti Jesus storyline that made no sense to me, about a Coach who made his team pray, like that’s a bad or abnormal thing, which was pretty out of context considering there are 1000s of other more relevant stories…before ending his bit with a Satanic Cheerleader bit that shouted out the devil….

So I’m here calling Hollywood satanic, they are putting their symbolism in everything, and the one time I watch this motherfucker, he’s making jokes about Satan….why…because they are satanists who hate Jesus….obviously..in their minds they are GODS….

I guess the good news is he wasn’t shilling or being a shill for the vaccine that caused at least 76,000 injuries in Australia, that the government is compensating them for…..because it was EXPERIMENTAL and DANGEROUS….but that didn’t stop this demon from doing a song and dance about it like a freak…..

And you gotta wonder if he’s so narcissistic that he goes home at night patting himself on the back thinking “good show” or “good jokes” or “that was really funny banter”….or does he fucking hate himself for being the sell out trash that he is….I guess we’ll never know….but his wife probably wants to kill herself, but the money to buy her all the shit to distract herself from how fucking embarrassing and bought her gay husband is…a monster.

BUT the concern is that people watch this show, they pretend to laugh at his bad jokes, or they don’t know better, and he continues to get paid….that is an attack on Freedom, on the people who don’t know better, exposed to his propaganda….or distorted version of the truth because they own him…..or at the very least terrible comedy presented as good top tier comedy….which I would argue all comedy is, since comedy is one of the lamest forms of entertainment around…a bunch of losers crafting jokes because they think they are funny…painful….like these stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera in Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam
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Paul George Marries Former Stripper Turned Fiancee
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THE RESORT gets a Trailer
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Tom Brady helps Jamie Foxx un-retire superstar Cameron Diaz after 8-year-long hiatus
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William Shatner Releases Documentary on Himself
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WOODEN ESCALATOR
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The Fish that Eats Birds
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Sparrow Thinks he’s a dog
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Woman Tries To Rope Swing Her Way Into A Pond, Ends Up Faceplanting The Ground!
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CAM SLUTS!
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2022

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes all you need is a back alley striptease to keep your spirits bright, that is why I want to start the Back Alley Striptease league….featuring all your favorite crackheads..because jerking off to random dog walking women picking up dog shit in their leggings is getting boring….parking in mall parking lots to see the moms in their leggings and sniffing bike seats will always hold a warm place in my heart…but it’s time to make public hotness more legitimate, organized, like a real event…..I’m probably not the guy to do it…but I am the guy to put the idea to the ether for someone who can do it to steal, get rich from it, and never pay me any royalties for my idea because they can’t credit me for their money making scheme, the ego won’t allow it….so I’ll remain JET-LESS…as they fuck models on jets to private yachts and such…I’m here to help….until I die of COVID becasue it’s making a comeback baby….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nina Dobrev Hot in a Bikini on Vacation
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Rachel Bush Shows her Tan Lines
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Demi Rose Half Nake
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Is Kim Pegula dead?
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Megan Fox in Pink
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Travis Barker’s Daughter Wants Your Prayers
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Footage Of British Pub Goers Refusing To Comply With The Drunk Driving Law In 1967!
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Wooden Escalator
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Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker Spotted Out Together Despite Breakup Rumors
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Sparrow Thinks it is a Dog
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The Gay Flamingos of Denver Broke Up
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Kliff Kingsbury Vacationing in Croatia With His IG Model Girlfriend Veronica Bielik
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Julia Roberts and George Clooney are Bitter Exes in Ticket to Paradise!
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Josie Canseco’s Bikini Shoot
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IG Model Sara Cheek Has a New Bikini
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Wiz Khalifa’s Mansion Gets Listed
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Nuclear Powered Sky Hotel
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Gym Prank
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Babe on the Tennis Court in a Mesh Top
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LaVar Arrington Backs Warren Sapp’s Claim That Colin Kaepernick’s Workout Was a Disaster
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15 Shocking Stats
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Charli XCX Leaks Her New Song On a Boat!
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Model Brings the Hand Bra
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Jalen Ramsey Shared a Funny Video of Himself After Shoulder Surgery
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Giant Balloon Explodes
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Rope Swing Fails
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Getting Cheeky in The Changing Room!
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Hottest Weather man
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Misile Hits
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Magicia Reveals 10 Secrets
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The Ozzy Man Reviews Looks At Crazy Cycling Incidents!
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Meg Thee Stallion Twerks
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Kim Garner Hot on Vacation
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Noah Cyrus Looking Rough in a Bikini Top
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GIGI Hadid Lookin weird
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Cheryl Ann Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini almost Payne – in London (shout out MadamMEOW)
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Olivia DeJonge in Vogue
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Rose Williams in a Magazine
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Maya Hawke on Tonight Show
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Megan Fox Pure Whore in a Slutty Outfit with Crazy Hair – Mad She Didn’t get the Barbie Role or Something
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OLivia Ponton Slutty Shirt
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Natalia Dyer Legs
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Kim Kardashian in PVC
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Legs
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Kendall Jenner Stomach
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Chantal Jeffries Bike Shorts
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Billie Eilish is a Monster
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Zendaya’s Animated and Titty in Vogue
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Fingering Ass in Target Changing Room
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50 Percent Off Stripper
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Off with the Bra
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Keeping her Socks On
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Retarded Porn Plots
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Bigger than you Think!
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ATV HANDJOB
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Naked Nurses
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Pussy Plug
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Japanese Whaling
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Full Titty on a Dildo Ride
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Random Shit
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Spreading for the TOYS
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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More random shit
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Shower Door Fucker
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Drunk Girls
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Anal on the First Date
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Bringing in the Orgasm
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Amateur Fuck
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Mall Blowjob
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Naked Ashleigh Hannah
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Spooning Position for the Sex toy
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Melena Naked on a Yacht
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Spring Break Girls Suck a Dck
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Meeting a Stranger
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Riding the Dildo
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Near Misses
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More Stranger Danger
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Freaky Dildo Time
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The Best Way to Cool a Man
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Not Neglecting the Clit
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Slum Fights
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Play Ball
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2022

29

Jun

Larry David’s Slutty Daughter Strips Down of the Day

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Pete Davidson fucked this..possibly in her ass….most likely in her ass ad that’s always fucking gross because Kanye says he’s got AIDS..

Cazzie David is some nepotism hire, rich kid personality, who is working on making a name for herself and her comedy, by stripping down like a common hooker, you know to be relateable with the general population tripping down like a common hooker to advance their careers enough to get knocked up by guys like Larry David….so it’s like she’s already there…or where the other whores of instagram want to be.

It’s a pretty weird tactic, but easy marketing and it is for a Fashion magazine, so not whoring at all, it’s rich girl fashions…it just feels like whoring…..because us simpleton’s don’t get it….but I don’t care the motivation, I’ll stare at any half naked bitch for whatever reason no matter what her socio-economic status since I know they are all equally desperate in their own ways. Plus she’s kind of hot and rich kids have that new car smell….leather, cigars, escargot and decadence…

The real question is whether there will be an episode of Curb where Larry is caught jerking off to his daughter’s nudes….or is that just something he keeps to himself….rich people..so weird…

Posted in:cazzie david

2022

29

Jun

Olivia Rodrigo Upskirt of the Day

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I only know of Olivia Rodrigo because of her weird campaign she ran with the White House during the darkest times of COVID….I don’t know if she was pushing the vaccine, or the abortion thing, but when you realize a popstar is as bought as that, they lack any and all levels of being interesting…in fact, you start thinking that maybe she was created in a government facility, maybe AREA 51 and raised and trained from a young age, like communist Russia did with their kids, after determining what they excelled in…”You are good at gymnastic, you go to gynastic school now”…”you are good at ballet, you go to ballet school now”….

I question basically anyone who rises to the top of fame, especially when it’s so easy to fake it when you own the platforms that people become famous on, and hit songs are only hit songs because they tell us they are, not because people are demanding to hear them, it’s all marketing baby, and we’re the suckers being marketed to.

I will however look at her stage panties she’s got over her fishnets because I can assure you it’s better than any of her music she likely doesn’t write, and better than anything she has to say, because clearly she’s a mindless hack riding the fame wave….

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Posted in:Olivia Rodrigo

2022

29

Jun

Malu Trevejo Pussy of the Day

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Malu Trevejo is the appropriately named TIKTOK sensation who climbed the ranks of the MUSICLY app that the Chinese government bought, turned into TikTok, all to track, follow and build a profile on every last one of you fucks on the platform, probably downloading everything from your retina scans, finger prints, photos, videos, search history, so that in the event they take over the world, they know how to index you into their very real, very insane social credit system. FUN!

Instead of going onto do things like the other top dogs of TikTok, like that fat Addison Rae pig who is cast in actual movies, Malu turned 18, got fake tits, partnered up with Bella Thorne and is likley making lots of millions of dollars off her pervert fans, producing fun content like this, showcasing her inner labia, they call it MINORA, but I call it dental floss, becaus I want it in my teeth…

I actually love the fact that she went whore on the internet for money, instead of being a whore for an industry run by demons, but I really like that she’s showing cunt lip, arguably the best part of the cunt, one could even call it the foundation of the cunt…

I can’t read what that tattoo says, I’m dyslexic, but a pussy hanging out of panty, that’s an international language of love that I’m sure we ALL grasp….or would like to grasp…with mouth, if we’re daring enough, whicch I am…..MONKEY POX MY FACE I AM READY TO DIE….

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2022

29

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t go to gyms for fear of cumming myself while staring at bitches who workout in their slutty outfits doing their slutty fitness poses, so you can blame the hot girls at the gyms for my lack of fitness….diabetes and overall terrible health…

You see, fitness leads to a healthier diet and a healthier life filled with all the minerals, nutrients, sleep you want….and you look better when you do it….

But when you’re a pervert who can’t stop masturbating whenever you see a girl in fitness gear, not even in a deep squat pose, I mean she can be at the grocery store, laundromat, loading her car with garden supplies, painting her picket fence….and still worthy of a good old fashion public jerk off….you know your limits.

Luckily, the hotter bodied, muscle toned, better fucks than the fat bitches I posted earlier, don’t let their fitness for hotness go to waste, they push that shit, market that shit and promote it so hard that you an jerk off to it from the privacy of your home….

I know, where’s the fun, the adventure, the excitement in that…right….well, it’ll have to do.

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