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2022

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of summer is not the smell of my old ass neighbor’s rotting vagina radiating the neighborhood like the worst kind of BBQ ever….

It’s the hot chicks in the skimpy clothes and the non hot chicks in skimpy clothes..basically…it is the skimpy clothes..

From short shorts, to tight shorts, to summer dresses, to fitness gear with tits flopping everywhere…the world is practically one big porn set to jerk off to so don’t let it go to waste…because before long…..you’ll be dead and not able to pop boners in parks like ballers pop bottles for sluts….

Get your creep on, you’re a man, it’s in your blood, no matter how hard the AI tries to tell you to not be into chicks for their fuckability index, to instead worry about global warming, pandemics that you can’t say are affecting gays, economic collapse…food shortages….end of world shit….because looking at a set of tits in a skimpy outfit is offensive…..follow your instinct and stare until it is uncomforatble for everyone….LOOKING is not TOUCHING…..but soon it will be treated like it is, so get it in before glancing at a woman is called rape….

Or don’t….I’m just overly excited by some pink tight shorts right now and it is getting the best of me.

Here are some links…

Vanessa Hudens – Bikini Babe
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Anastasia Ashley Surfs Disney World
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Zoey Deutch Selfies!
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Peyton Kennedy Braless Selfie
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Deacon Phillippe – Son of Ryan and Reese Makes Acting Debut
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Woman designed anti-ManSpreading chair
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7 Movies the Villains Win In
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Bobby Ryan Arrested
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Kara Del Toro’s Black Bikini Top
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Britney Spears leaks disturbing 2019 text messages she sent her mom
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Pole Vaulting Athlete Gets Into An Accident!
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Diver Goes Cage Diving In A Plastic Cage, Almost Gets Eaten By A Great White Shark!
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Ducks Jump in Pool for First Time
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Kristin Cavallari Reality Show Mom TItties i a Slutty Dress
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Bella Hadid Clones Herself
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Aaron Rodgers Looking a Little Nic Cage at Training Camp
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Heloise Hut Nails the Selfie
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Millie Mackintosh – Bikini Cameltoe
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600 Pound Brendan Fraser
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The Weeknd teases ‘After Hours Nightmare’ experience debuting at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights 2022
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Chess-playing robot breaks 7-year-old’s finger during match in Russia
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Rally Championship Mark Higgins Avoids Crashing At 150mph!
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Chicago Mayor Proposes Major Stadium Update
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Half Nude Ukrainian Model
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Funny Video Compilation
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Iva Kovacevic Big Boobs in a Red Bikini
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Engineer Rebuilds A Bicycle Wheel By Splitting It Into Thirds!
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Michelle Monaghan is a Twin in New Movie
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Kevin Hart Questions Channing Crowder’s Nudism
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Conan O’Brien selling Carpinteria, California beach house
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Cops Get Shot At By A Four-Year-Old Child!
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Angry Customers Get Hot Water Thrown On Them By Taco Bell Employee!
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Von Miller Respects the Fans
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Cats Reacting To Stray Cats In The Video Game “Stray” Are Truly Funny!
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Paul Sorvino Wanted to Strangle Harvey Weinstein
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Notre Dame’s Epic Uniform Reveal Video
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Nude Model by the Sea
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Kid Sleds Down An Escalator Right In Front Of A Cop!
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Prince Doing B-Ball Tricks
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Upgrade the Office
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Fenway Park Brawl
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Kristin Cavallari Plays Sip or Spill
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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In Case You Missed it – Eva Longoria’s Thong
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Maya Hawke in a Photoshoot
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Zoey Deutch in a Pink Dress
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Sydney Sweeney in a Photoshoot
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Addison Rae in a Sports Bra
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Tallia Storm Titties
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Kathryn Newton Parties
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Devinity Perkins in Lingerie
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Sophie Turner in a Tight Outfit
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Blink 182 Drummer Survived
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Gugu Mbatha-Raw
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Kaia Gerber in NYC
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Throwback Nude Drew Barrymore
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fishnet Dildo Ride
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Disturbign Camp Site
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Soapy Boobs
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Camel toe Girls
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Beach Suck
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Very Big Boobs
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Hot Naked Vayla
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Stupid Human Shit
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The Threesome Triangle
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Dressed and Undressed
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Babe Rides a Dildo
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Nude Model Christina
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Pump it Up
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Dildo with the Butt Plug In
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Bolt Ons By the Beach
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Hot Mirror Selfie
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Flexible BUSTY Girl
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Stand Up Paddle Board Fitness
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Glamour Model Alice Goodwin Sucks a Dick
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Naked Wendy in the Surf
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Showing Off the Black Bra
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Anal Creampie
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Rim Job Double Blowjob
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Hard Nips
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Bathtime
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Unacceptable Devices
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Cowgirl Action
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Butts
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Crotchless Panties
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Cheating Girl Sucks off Boyfriend’s Friend
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Incest is Not the Best
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Best Jeans Ever
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2022

27

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Body of the Day

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I’d say J.Lo has got to give it a rest, just because you can use CGI and high budget movie make-up to give off some illusion that you’re not rotted out, doesn’t mean you should..

There’d be nothing wrong with J.Lo tapping out on her pile of money, enjoying her retirement with her new Husband who they could adopt babies to bleed out for the stem cell blood transfusions the rich get to stay young…..

I guess there’s nothing wrong with a proud of her body 50 year old showing off like she’s recent divorced and ready to party…but it’s pretty trashy and offensive to all the 50 year olds out there that she’s SHAMING by presenting herself this way….because people took issue with VS models in their prime, they should take issue with bikini pics of people 30 years past their prime…..yet instead people celebrate it…

It’s weird how they pick and choose isn’t it….like J.Lo is “fierce” despite being edited and filtered beacuse she’s old and Puerto Rican……but a hot model is offensive when not photoshopped or being shameless…..

How do people keep track of it all, maybe that’s the make it make sense question marks people are asking about basically everything in these fucking weirdo, timeline overlapping, CERN gateway to inter-dimensional, transhumanism, programmed by the AI Hell……

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2022

27

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit ladies….

It’s the only way to truly capitalize on everything this life has to offer and be as hot as you possibly can for as long as you possibly can….. otherwise, you’ll just come across as a lazy piece of shit, not just waiting to die, but trying to die, which I’d say has worked well for me, but well is a relative term, that could really mean anything….near homeless, broke, fat wife….but it’s been jokes which is something……but arguably better if I was fit…..and a chick…..maybe this is my transitioning origin story cuz fit bitches got it easy….

Point of the story, normalize girls who workout instead of the fatty walmart shopper looking bitches they are calling “Models” now.

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2022

27

Jul

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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When you see a caption like RITA ORA see through, you’d probably expect to see her awesome heavy tits that have helped her exist after her pop career failed….

So you must be pretty disappointed that your favorite wife to a weird New Zealand actor who pretends to be a popstar and more than just tits…..is not showing her tits….

BUT it’s still a see through dress motherfucker, she’s just making it about her ass to show you her versatility I guess.

Overall, she’s still hot.

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2022

27

Jul

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

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The most amazing thing about this email is not the fact that Bella Hadid is half naked, she’s been half naked, old news, unless it’s a dildo grip campaign, what we….it is not that she is being paid by a brand, likely more than you’ll make in your life, for one simple campaign…but that is pretty amazing when you factor in how hot or not hot or how interesting or not interesting she is….it is not the fact that she’s smiling to show some personality….the most amazing thing about this shoot is that she can smile, you’d think with a face that looks that plastic, it’s be an impossible feat…but I guess when you put your mind to something; or when you have rich fame whore parents, you can be anything and do anything you visualize for yourself…oh the other amazing thing about this shoot…titties!!!

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2022

27

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I’d write more about these weed activist chicks who may not be activists at all, just pandering to the nerdy smoker dudes who are so about weed they get the leaf tattooed on them or they open a head shop, you know the hippie loser type, all into those JAM BANDS in vermont and shit, weird……and they may not be pandering to nerdy smoker dudes….they may just like smoking weed, it’s natural and better than those TOXIC mind numbing lobotozing SSRIs doctors give out to people they don’t know like candy cuz they get paid….when really what the people are feeling are normal human emotions, normal reactions, to normal situations….so many reasons to like weed enough to jerk off to half naked girls smoking it….

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2022

27

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The hope is that the cameltoes you see on the street are actual cameltoes no inserts for the shemales to feel like they have a cameltoe in their rebranding of themselves as women….

It’s just hard to tell because the hormones in the poison they call food and encourage us to eat are making everyone a bunch of little bitches…and because girls are jacking themselves up like a Kardashian because it’s a look, just not a very good look, one that is barely feminine and all hard and weathered like an old cowboy in the field.

It’s just always one of those KINDER SURPRISE mysteries when you come across one on the street, whether it is real, intentional, accidental, or a masturbation method and whatever they are, the whys and the hows don’t matter, cuz I like seeing cunt through pant and you should too.

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2022

27

Jul

Barbara Palvin Slutty Thong Pants of the Day

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I am not sure, but I am pretty convinced, that this is the very same outfit that Barbara Palvin wore when the Human Traffickers they call “Model Agents” were digging through the streets of Budapest or whatever Hungarian city this babe is from, to launch her into our lives a few months after turning 18, through the most coveted company girls would KILL to work for, Victoria’s Secret, since they were forced to wait until models turn 18 to get them half naked, something they didn’t always stick to until they had to.

In this “are they pants or are they panties” viral game that should be a televised TV show hosted by Ellen or some other TV idiot, since regular TV seems to be where the worst primetime game shows go to dumb down society and like LATE NIGHT, could use a refresh….with “are they pants or are they panties”…..and regardless of the answer, we want to get in them either way……WE ARE ALL WINNERS even though we are losers.

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2022

27

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that being a fat fuck is a choice, sure, some people may have what they say is hormonal, or genetic, but that’s likely a load of bullshit, and sure some people may not be able to eat 5,000 calories a day and not gain weight, while some people can, but ultimately, anyone and everyone can be a fit as fuck machine, if they are just disciplined.

So instead of society saying “fat is gross” or shaming fat people into thinking they are gross, all for their benefit because those who listen will get their act together, they are trying to convince us that fat is beautiful, hot or wonderful, and sure every once in a while a fat girl can be decent looking, can have hot tits, good cleavage or a pretty face, but she’d be a 10 if she wasn’t 200 pounds…

I guess they want people fat, lazy, distracted, tired, sore, chronically ill, lazy, ordering their fast food and take out, eating their junk food, consuming crap they don’t need to feel better about their sadness…..so they normalize the shit…

The we’ve got big girls not cutting calories to 1000 per day, not exercising an hour or more a day, not trying to live their best fit life, but instead feeling hot and amazing because it’s their fat girl time to shine, and luckily they are greasy from all the fast food enough to embrace the shine, their pussies greasy too…which may be why they have a constant line of men willing to fuck them which for some reason they think is an accomplishment, because I guess they’ve never seen those world record gangbang clips with Anna Chong or whatever her name was….dudes will fuck anything, even a blown out pussy with 100 loads from earlier that day in it….you’re not special.

Since I have a no fat chicks allowed policy, I’ll say I don’t mind the exhibitionism as a concept, prefer if they were fit, do this for inclusivity because I like slutty behavior, ,and I’m just glad they have biological female genitals.

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2022

27

Jul

NYC Has Figured Out Fun of the Day

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All these uptight motherfuckers, all soft and boring, are complaining that NYC has basically fallen apart in the last few years, crime is up, fucked up shit is going down, people are fucking on the Subway platform, you know amazing things….that you could consider dystopian if you’re a wimpy white lady from the midwest who works as a school teacher.

The way I see it, NYC was at it’s prime when it was near bankrupt, fully corrupt cesspool of disgusting back in the 70s and I guess 80s, don’t quote me, I’ve only been to NYC once…

But I came across this subway summer party, a little slip and slide, with midgets and brown liquor, booty in bikini twerking, and I thought, that’s the kind of flash mob we need for a viral stunt…because flash mobs don’t have to be as lame as when the theatre troops used to put them together for viral videos before people realized you can just take a selfie of your tits instead of putting in the work.

All this to say, this shit, looks incredible….and how I want to see a city, society, speicies collapse….getting TURNT….or LIT….or is that racist to quote rap catch phrases when posting people in a subway having a good time like it’s a ghetto rap video….since everything is racist now…

Who knows, but this is great…..don’t be a fun killer, let the people live.

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