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2022

29

Jun

Lorde Ass of the Day

Lorde Lorde Looks Who’s got the as of a 40 year old midget with a couple of kids….

It’s LORDE who may never be a Royal, at least according to her first stupid song that went viral, but she can slip into some weird body suit that her ass seems to love eating up, for the world to see her as more than just this depressing singer from Australia, acting more her age, and more her generation…instad of like a lesbian Darlene from Roseanne, who is also a lesbian, rocking an oversized t-shirt….

I don’t care enough about Lorde’s look to really go through the archives to see how long she’s been doing the sluttier outfits, I think I’ve only seen 3 pics of LORDE in my life and they were not memorable, but whenever a shitty act tries to be relevant a second time around and it involves sluttier outfits, I’ll pay attention….barely…and this is that time…

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2022

29

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Smoke Weed Everyday….

I have always had this theory that dudes are so fucking pathetic, myself included, so don’t take it personally, but dudes are so fucking pathetic, that we’ll watch girls do anything naked, or half naked, or even clothed, even if she’s not all that hot…

I guess it’s not really a theory, like GERM vs TERRAIN theory, or SPACE being real theories, or EARTH being ROUND theories…..because this theory can actually be proven…

So these girls are using the weed as a prop for their naked and half nakedness, and if it was them cleaning, cooking, doing the dishes, even taking a shit, we’d have the same level of “I’ll watch that” interest.

I don’t know what the deal with the weed thing is, maybe it’s “I am so cool I smoke”..but weed’s never been cool to me…then there’s the whole activism side of things, a campaign for a better tomorrow where you can get high on a Federal level, because a state level isn’t right, after years of weed being oppressed like all these other marginalized groups….

You know, the weed was like “i can get you high, I can even reduce cancer cells in tumors, I can be used as a plastic, I can be used as rope or fabric for a pair of rockin’ shoes or canvas pants, you can probably even use me as some sort of fuel, but instead of all my practical purposes, you just blacklist me and keep me locked up in the corner….YOU JERKS…..let me shine my shine”….so he recruited these internet naked bitches to do the heavy lifting, which is hardly about the weed but totally about the titty….works for me….because weed activism, the weed tattoo or weed patch on the bag is just too fucking lame to me….but naked bitches let me overlook that.

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2022

29

Jun

Harley Quinn Smith Tits of the Day

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Kevin Smith’s daughter with the nerd name thanks to the nerd being allowed to reproduce because he managed to become a 90s cult icon in the indy movie scene, making tons of fucking money in the process, so that girls don’t throw up at his stale semen from all the masturbating to comic book scent, because instead they smell the money and access to the whole Glamorous world of Entertainment…I mean Kevin Smith is friends with so many important people, girls can see past a 500 pound midget in a Hockey Jersey and ride it like she’s trying to win the fucking belt at the rodeo…it’s actually amazing the things they do for that life….and in the process they may not just shit out a kid, but also let the nerd name it after the comic book characters he jerks off to.

Anyway, she’s making moves in the world of being a whore on the internet, which I guess is par for the celebrity rich kid trying to find relevance in an industry she will be working in because they like to hire their own, producing slutty content, in this case wearing a mesh top and some really big bandages to cover her nipples, almost too big of a bandage to cover her nipples, are her ipples really that low on her tit at her young age, I guess we’d have to ask her dad about it, assuming he hasn’t died of another heart attack yet….right.

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2022

29

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you have a pussy and you’re not using it to smuggle contraband, you’re not using your pussy to its best ability….

I am sure some girls think that they should only use their pussy to store rich man cum and they are probably right, but doesn’t that sound so limiting.

It’d be like buying a supercar and only using it at car shows or sunday drives, never really pushing it to its maximum potential…

So when I see pussy in pants, eating pants, I view it as training ground for bigger and better things.

These pussies are entrepreneurial, self starting, willing to take some risks, willing to be uncomfortable to weather the storm….and most importantly, willing to share their pussy being filled with pant to all of us strangers….

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2022

29

Jun

Avril Lavigne Titty Top of the Day

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You are a skater boy, why you gotta make things so complicated, here’s a now 40 year old Avril Lavigne, or an imposter pretending to be Avril Lavigne now that the original Avril Lavigne has been killed off, doing her best mid-life crisis to try to be relevant and hot, even casting Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun who helped Bella Thorne’s social media launch, now doing the same for Canada’s grandma of pop punk…that never sounded like pop punk to me….but that they marketed as pop punk because the emo girl dressed like she shopped at Hot Topic and pretty much still does…you know mall brand skater boy from the suburbs…

Anyway, this is a video she put out there, that’s basically just a titty bounce in a titty top, no real context, no real storyline, just shamless “I have titty now so let me shake them up ad down for the fans”….because even the once “A List” are gutter bottom feeding whores, but we always knew that….I know…it’s not so complicated…

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2022

29

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some empowered big girls who may be too lazy to get to the gym, but who have a lack in self control that I guess applies to their food intake, but more importantly, for the sake of this post, to they posting nudes on the internet for some positive feedback from horny fucks who don’t care that they are fat, but instead see them as potential opportunity to get further with, since hot girls are too hot for most…..

I have a no fat chicks allowed policy here, which is precisely why I post this post, so that anyone who complains of my pushing for what the fat people call UNREALISTIC body expectations, that I call totally realistic body expectations so long s you don’t eat the fridge and everything in it every night when streaming your netflix stories….

You see, if you excercise and eat healthy, your body is totally against you being the pig that you are, but I get it, society want you fat, tempting you with all their fast food, junk food, genetically modified foods designed to trigger your taste buds on an unnatural level, getting you to eat more and more of it….if you don’t eat junk food for a month, then eat a Big Mac, you’ll feel your brain basically explode, which may be part of the reason why some of these girls look like their bodies have exploded over their skimpy outfits.

I do find it weird that the fatties do the hot girl content, but that’s the era we’re in….people so horny they’ll look and fuck anything and everything so long as it is down and if I know anything about fat girls, and I do, I’m married to one….they are always fucking down….it’s just not the 3 am jump the grenade cuz it’s better than jerking off down they once were…such modern diabetic times…

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2022

29

Jun

Outfit of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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No Bra TikTok

Hot Body Suit

Pink Bikini Girl

YOGA Moves

Double the Ass in White Pants

Military Ass

Army Cameltoe

Personality Check

YOGA STRETCH

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2022

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You gotta wonder if the whole COVID thing is going to make a comeback, where they only let people with an experimental shot be part of society, because I am seeing people talking about it again, I guess Ukraine got boring, or Abortion got boring, and the media and people in charge want to get back into the spotlight, ready to be the experts, the heroes protecting their great nations against an invisible flu, like we’re in some kind of terrible and boring movie….

I just can’t imagine that people will get the shots now that they’ve all developed mysterious chronic illnesses, but then you gotta remember the virtue signaling woke fucks who love yelling and hating on the people who don’t do what the TV tells them to do when it comes to health for dumb reasons like pretending to save each other through shots, need that power back.

I’m more into looking at tits and pretending none of this shit exists, because it probably doesn’t and I never bought into it being real….I mean the internet makes people believe anything, but also makes normies into porn chicks, so some indoctrination and propaganda is fun to watch as they selfie it’s asshole on large objects….so long as they aren’t tweeting their woke bullshit at the same time….and you know at least 30% of people are on a totally different timeline than us…buying into the nonsense and we collectively can’t let that shit happen again…I won’t forget…I am still traumatized by the whole thing……

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2022

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw ELMO is being used to sell COVID gene therapy to children like some kind of psychopath….especially when the stats on vaccine injuries are shocking and the young people with heart issues, or who die keep on adding up…but no one is blaming the vaccine, why would they do that, that’d be crazy….

Instead they are trying to shame the unvaccinated still, coming up with terms like sudden adult death, making jokes about “what are you scared of a little ouchie on your arm”…..

It’s crazy out there….but I like the vaccine injured and their 20 heart attacks calling out the vaccines for giving them 20 heart attacks, half dead and still able to attribute experimental shots to their being half dead….

It’s the people who don’t think all their new health issues have anything to do with experimental medicine that I wonder about…

The confidence in the people who bought into the pharmaceutical was nutty, could you imagine, as a rational person, ever getting behind a pharma product and making jokes on behalf of that pharma product, instead of being reasonable about it and saying “this is experimental, I could die, I’ll get it, but I don’t like it”….instead of being an unpaid ambassador for something that MAY have contributed to your death 6 months later…tragic sure, idiotic, definitely, and I don’t find any of it funny at all….I actually find it fucking dark, depressing and sad that everyone got on board for gene altering therapy over a virus that they would have survived 99.99 percent of the time.

Maybe you’re vaccinated, but hopefully you’re not an asshole being all bold about how dumb people who aren’t vaccinated are, because you have experimental medicine in you and that MAY not end as well as you’d like….and you’ll still get COVID multiple times…THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING….

You’re all nuts

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Tennis Player’s Crop Top Gets Attention at Wimbledon
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Lottie Moss Gets Sexy on Set
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Covid Hero of the Day
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Kendall Jenner’s Bare Ass!
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Compilation Of Funny Fails And Instant Regrets!
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Hailey Bieber’s Lingerie Campaign
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Paige VanZant Jokes About Shooting Porn
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Jordyn Jones is on Only Fans
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Texans release statement following lawsuit filed against them over Deshaun Watson case
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Tim Petrovic’s Incredible Golf Putt!
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The Love Boat Dating Show is Happening
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Shay Mitchell’s Big Cleavage has a Drank
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Mary Nabokova Spilling Out in the Maldives
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Nude Model Figures Out How Shirts Work
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Expensive Mistakes
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10 Most Notorious Gangsters
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Baker Mayfield suggests he could be open to returning to Browns
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Left Turn Crash At The 11foot8+8 Bridge!
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Singer Ken Williams Dies
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People React To Brodie, The Giant Dog!
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Noah Syndergaard Spotted Fixing His Hair During Bench Clearing Brawl
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Nude Model in Mud with an Octopus
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Ricky Martin Flashes his Titties
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Christian Bale is Open to Batman Returns
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Garth Brooks Stops His Concert Mid-Way After Seeing A Woman’s Sign!
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When Anderson Cooper Realized he was Gay
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Bear Charges At A Swedish Man, Swedish Man Scares The Bear Away!
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Mixes It Up With a Troll After a Comment About Her Weight
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Israeli Model in Lingerie
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Engineer Cuts Bicycle’s Rear Wheel In Half And Rides It!
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Monster Truck Carrying People Sinks
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Aria Hutchinson Makes Bikini Content for Miss Michigan USA
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Hocus Pocus is Back with a Trailer
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Shirts Inspired by Candice Swanepoel
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Selena Gomez at her Premiere
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Kendall Jenner in a Jean Skirt
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Simone Ashley in a Dress
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Joey King in Shorts
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Madelyn Cline in Shorts and A Tank Top
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Lily James Cleavage
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Halle Bailey Big Cleavage
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Julianne Hough in a Tube Top
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Kim Garner Hot for Tennis
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Elsa Pataky Tits in a Dress at a Premiere
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Sydney Sweeney – Underwear Model
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Jessica Chastain Photoshoot
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Car Fingers
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Titty Tuesday
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Skinny Girls
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Peeing on the Balcony
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Crackhead Shit
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Beer Made me Do It
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Brushing the Cunt
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Swimsuit Pulled to the Side
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Visible Panty Lines
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Fingers in the Ass
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A Bunch of Booty
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Ultimate Motorcycle Ride
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Do the nails Match the Cooter
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Crissy’s Top Pops Off
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Hippie Spread
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German Playboy Model
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Creamed Dildo
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Angela White Big Tits
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2022

28

Jun

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a hot mom who is also a hot model who for whatever reason didn’t destroy herself, she’s an athlete so her competitive spirit has pulled through for masturbation purposes…whether you like masturbating to moms or not, this one is multi-faceted or multi-purposed because she’s hot enough for you to pretend she’s not a mom, something her husband likely does every time they fuck, until realizing that his penis no longer fits in her stretched out penis pouch, it happens….but for the sake of us perverts, we can pretend she’s not a mom, or be amazed she is a mom while looking this good, inspiring me to print out this picture to show to every fucking mom out there so that they reflect on their terrible decisions and how disappointing non models moms are….

The point is, the hottest model is a Swedish mom who you can pretend is not a mom…

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