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2022

26

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Things to wear to the beach is the catch all I use to post a bunch of random bitches in bathing suits because girls love to take pictures of themselves in bathing suits, even when they have no business being in bathing suits, we call them SNOW SUIT GIRLS, but thanks to the internet the thrill of showing people the body, even the shit body is just too much of a high, a dopamine release, that they can’t help but do it..

Middle of the road, average at best, co-workers or acquaintances, you know people who you barely know, but know enough, have been jerked off to thanks to their posting of vacation pics to social media, if anything, that was the foundation for starting up instagram.

We are perverts, on TACO TUESDAY and everyday

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

26

Jul

Wise Words of the Day

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I don’t do politics here because I don’t know anything about politics and I hate the idea of politicians being influencers or personalities, especially in this dumb era of social media where they rely on scandal and clickbait to get noticed….

I do not believe these self involved assholes and opportunists actually give a shit about the people, they view them as line items on an agenda that advances themselves and not the actual people…..

They are flip floppers who get paid too much to scam the people….

But I will say that the controversial, hated, rumored underage dater Matt Gaetz brings some real wisdom to this interview and that is….

BE OFFENDED.

Who cares if people get offended when called fat, ugly, disgusting, pigs….it’s not bullying to speak YOUR TRUTH…..and when they get appalled or offeneded….LET THEM BE OFFENDED!

Posted in:Videos

2022

26

Jul

Hot Blue Dress Babe Brings the Hot Outfit Check of the Day

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I came across this hot babe doing a “‘fit check” which is where people post up their outfit they are wearing that day in a “Felt Cute Might Delete” later kind of way, and I guess this motherfucker felt cute and seems pretty fucking stoked about his hot little dress, primed and ready for a church picnic or other semi formal summery event….like High Tea because there’s no way this dude isn’t High Society British…..

The good news is, he does a bunch of these that you can jerk off to on TIKTOK but be warned – CHINA will be watching….

Posted in:Videos

2022

26

Jul

Boob Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Girls

Titty Dance

Bikini Girls…

Car Cleavage

Body Builder

Flexible

Learning Gymnastics

Park Ass Weirdness

Hotel Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The woke are out of control, now they are saying it is fat shaming to take a selfie without your fat in it…so if you’re a fat chick who puts manipulates men on TINDER using pics of just the face or from obscure angles in hopes of getting laid because statistically they know that once the guy meets up with them…he’ll still fuck if they are 300 pounds more than advertised. Men are perverts….

But that is FAT shaming, you fat shamer, even if you’re the fat fuck living life as a fat fuck, not into showing off how disgusting you are because like most fat people you are ASHAMED of being fat because it’s a sign of being out of control, lazy, not disciplined, active and an over eater…

SO maybe FAT shaming is good..

It’s like the people who insisted on cancelling Victoria’s Secret models, in a collective internet movement, like BLM, Ice Bucket Challenge, Fyre Festival, Covid Vaccines, etc….

Their rationale was that these women have unrealistic body expectations, even though they were very real and had those bodies, making them pretty fucking realistic, should not be used as the fantasy component of selling a product to normies….

You know where a man sees an Angel, jerks off to the catalog, and buys it for his wife to see her doing her best impression of a hot chick…

Or where the wife sees and Angel and buys it for herself because she finds it hot and wants her man to enjoy it with her…

Since everyone is autistic and literal and pretended they needed people who looked like normies to sell product, fuck the fantasy element that brings emotions to the purchase,, put a 300 pounder in the shoot, even though most people aren’t 300 pounds….and call it inclusivity, body positivity or some other marketing catch phrase bullshit..

EVEN THOUGH, 90 percent of people actually want to see the UNREALISTIC bodies to make them want to buy product…or to give them something to aspire to have since those girls have those unrealistic bodies that are clearly totally realistic..

Then all these people mad at unrealistic bodies, photoshop the shit out of their instagram pics….being actually NOT realistic since it’s photoshopped to shit…..and still complain about chicks hotter than them.

Point of the story, stop listening to the fat, the ugly and the mad and start focusing on the hot chicks who aren’t ashamed to be hot….

The internet has made society a fucking joke, a stupid place filled with stupid people, and TITS! We’re here for the tits.

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Carmella Rose Hot Underwater Shoot
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Tom Brady is a Swimsuit Model
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Stick your progress where the sun don’t shine: Country rocker has message for progressives (video)
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Everything Streaming in Augsut
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Crow Finds Hidden Nut
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2022

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been busy mourning Paul Sorvino’s death, but not really…people die….

I was not paying attention to the Elon Musk fucking the Google’s wife, because they all go to the same sex parties and circle jerk because there’s not much worse than dot com billionaires, especially the ones who made it in their 20s. The trend to make celebs out of tech nerds or politicians thanks to social media is just weird to me and it should not happen…

I have however reached what I want to think is a new low point in my perversion, however that would be a lie, since it was hardly that perverted.

I saw some woman in a tennis skirt and what looked like knee socks, being a little minx while walking her dog, who took a shit and who I watched slowly bend over, full panties and fat pussy lips exposed, when she bent down to pick up said shit in what felt like she was giving me a show, but in what was actually likely an arthritic hip forcing her to bend slowly, because as it turne out, she was probably 80 years old and the knee highs were compression socks….but that may have killed the eroticism of the whole thing, but barely. It happens.

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Amelia Brings the Butt Shot!
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Hailey Bieber Takes us Through the Making of Her Skincare Brand Rhode!
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Arianny Celeste’s Hand Bra!
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Patrick Mahomes’ $1.9 million luxury estate investment sees incredible growth in value
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Cop Grabs A.J. Dillon During Soccer Game at Lambeau
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Father Punches Son’s Killer in Court
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RIP Paul Sorvino
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Solid Stone Bollard Gets Flung Away By A Ship!
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Puddle of Mudd’s “About a Girl” Cover
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Man flees police in KAYAK, but it goes horribly wrong and people can’t stop laughing
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Bella Hadid Blows Glass!
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Hailee Steinfeld Bikinis!
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Brock Lesnar Leaves Smackdown After Vince McMahon Announces Retirement “If He’s Gone, I’m Gone”
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TikTok Craft Trend Called Fractal Wood Burning Kills A Couple
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Jason Mamoa in a Car Crash
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Black Bear Opens A Mercedes’s Door And Gets Scared Off By People!
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How Frozen-In-Time Scenes are Shot
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25 Make You Feel Old Pics
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Armed robbery epic fail: suspect didn’t know bystander was packing heat (video)
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People Share Toxic Experiences with Teachers
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Taylor Hill Takes a Dip with Victoria’s Secret
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Sabrina Carpenter Promotes New Record in Hot Outfits
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Gardner Minshew is Selling His Bus Which He Says Would Be a Perfect “Love Shack”
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How The Human Digestion System Works!
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Sudden Braking On A Wet Road Causes A Car To Crash
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Cheetah Loves a Good Ear Cleaning
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Olivia Culpo’s Gold Bikini
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49ers Players Prefer Jimmy G Over Trey Lance
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Police Bodycam Shows Cops Tasing A S*xual Assault Suspect!
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Kevin Hart and the Rock in a Tortilla Slap Challenge
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Two Dragons Fight
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Joy Corrigan is at Swim Week
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Saints CB C.J. Gardner-Johnson Pokes Fun at Antonio Brown’s Performance at the Rolling Loud Festival
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Lake Bell and Chris Rock in Love…..
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Selena Gomez in a White Trash
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Paris Berelc is doing Fitness
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Shantal VanSanten in a Slutty Outfit
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Kesha in Latex for Comic Con
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Kathryn Newton Showing A lot of Stomach at Comic Con
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Jameela Jamil, Annoying cleavage at Comic Con
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Eva Longoria Cleavage at an Event
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Joy Corrigan’s Strategic Upskirt
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Baby Got BAck
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Toy Story 4
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17 People Having Shit Days
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Well Oiled Machine
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Fun Camping Trip
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Lola Takes her Shirt Off
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2022

25

Jul

Leni Klum’s Bikini Selfie to Jerk Off To of the Day

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I guess when you grow up with no father, you end up turning to sex work to fill that void. I mean, sure SEAL was probably a solid stepfather, but she knew she wasn’t his, and that her actual father, who was never identified through all the cum left in Heidi over the years, since she likes a good fuck like a good German girl would, assuming it involves feces…..

They call it DADDY ISSUES, but at the same time I don’t know anything about her, or who her real dad is, so it could just be her mom’s years of experience that got her very far ahead for a corporate bikini model, clearly she knows the system and how to rig it, so shameless bikini pics, with ROCKIN tanlines, while living the rich as fuck trust fund, daughter of a famous fucking lady, life…..is more strategic and part of a business plan…

GET THEM JERKING OFF TO YOU and you can do anything….even though you can do anything without them jerking off to you because you’re rich….meaning the shameless bikini pics are totally unnecessary clickbait, fishing for compliments, thirst trapping…

Maybe this is how her mom teaches her responsibility, to give her a sense of fending for herself, in these spoiled and entitled times, maybe cutting her allowance down to a level that forces her to get half naked on the internet is key…..

I don’t think there’s a need to overanalyze what’s going on here, because thanks to her mom being a Eugenics experiment, the good jeans have trickled down through the cunt into this one….

No, I can’t confirm that the scar on her stomach was from the machine they grew her in at the eugenics lab…which is a compliment….cuz she’s 18 and hot.

Bonus – Here’s Heidi Nude from who the fuck knows where….

Posted in:Leni Klum

2022

25

Jul

Sharon Stone Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I figure that it’s only fair to post Sharon Stone’s old as fuck tits barely being covered at the pool…..because I figure I’ve jerked off to her Basic Instinct cunt enough through the early 90s to break the pause button on the VCR because it took real skill to stop the tape at the right spot without having that whole pause tracking issue.

It’s like I’ve seen her pussy more than my wife of 25 years but that’s because she’s fat and her pussy is buried in gut…but I’ve still seen Sharon Stone pussy a lot.

It was a time when porn wasn’t as available, unless you were weird, and despite being weird, I didn’t have all that much porn….but I did have a copy of Basic Instinct a friend who died never returned to the video store….and at that time, that was enough….pussy lips were just not as readily available as they are now, so you took advantage when they came up in mainstream movies at the time.

So I feel like I know her, like we’ve been intimate, even if it was one sided….and even if it was really a relationship based on her cunt and her cunt alone since I always hated celebrities….and the fact that I could still jerk off to their pussy shouldn’t CLOUD that or MUDDY my celebrity hate waters.

I will say that whatever is going on with the old lady upper thigh, where it meets the pussy, is hardly as good as it was…..seems like old lady loose pussy waddle skin hanging out of the suit that is INAPPROPRIATE for her age.

Which is why I’m just focusing on the bolt on tits…she’s basically dead, or near dead, pushing 75, so she should be happy we’re willing to stare at the bolt ons she wants us to see based strictly on Nostalgia pussy flashing alone.

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Posted in:Sharon Stone

2022

25

Jul

Nicola Peltz Thong of the Day

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Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2022

25

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I saw that Monkey Pox was listed as some Global Health emergency, which is pretty hilarious, because they basically told us that SMALL POX was coming for the last 2 years, and LOOK AT US NOW….dealing with a second potential pandemic before even getting over the first one….because every motherfucker out there, at least vaccianted person out there, is getting COVID every 6 weeks, which obviously means the vaccines work amazing and aren’t causing disease or illness and have absolutely no risks….

You have to be a fucking idiot to be one of those 300 pounders who masks alone on his way to get his 5th shot……but the fact is that there are a whole bunch of fucking idiots out there

I wonder if it has to do with propaganda, or maybe people have ingested some mind controlling parasites that are controlled using EMF, CELL PHONE TECH, you know, since it’s all patented over the last 20 years….but NO ONE cares, that’s conspiracy, YOU BELIEVE YOUR NEWS, LET ME BELIEVE MINE……

So yeah, thanks to pandemics, healthcare has been totally mismanaged, people are sick or not working in the hospitals anymore, doctors are dying off here in Canada, and the whole thing is paving the way to a really exciting fall/winter when people are actually going to get sick and die.

Something to look forward to, but I prefer the slutty nurses who use taking nudes as a way to decompress from the stress, or to get a second revenue stream after they were threatened and some did, lose their jobs over experimental shots they didn’t need. SO GET NAKED ON THE INTERNET FOR MONEY…..exploit the health care worker fan boys who throw parades for all the hard work they do…..before they become the haters that they chose to not get vaccinated despite being in health care being their fucking job…..you idiots.

I am told the site has no traffic because I am an anti-vaxxer, you don’t need to follow me, or care about my worthless opinion, but I’m right, so you probably should!

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Posted in:NURSES