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Ziegler or Zegler Tits at the Same Event of the Day

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Charli XCX Spitting Like a Porn Bitch of the Day

2022

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Bikini for America of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a Fatty from the UK who got famous for stripping down on the TUBE, which is their SUBWAY, with some contrived fat girl speech about loving her body so much that she can strip down in a SUBWAY, when people like me do anything of the sort, we get chased by the police for indecent exposure, and saying “I felt empowered to celebrate my micro penis, in this era of unrealistic penis expectations from all the porn that women have access to for free, it is important for men out there to feel like they don’t need to subscribe to those unrealistic body images, especially in marketing, that just make us feel like shit, and to grab their tiny baby erections in public, while sitting across from a hot chick in a short skirt or maybe some bike shorts that show off her pussy, so that she knows, and everyone knows, that big dick porn won’t get in the way of my jerking off in public”….

Anyway, she’s fat, ate one too many hot dogs, pandering to the Americans, because that’s probably where her fat girl market is based, since Americans are all fat, sick and dying, and well…she’s probably the kind of fat chick you don’t need to be a black guy with a dream to let smother you, since she’s fat, pushes the fat agenda, but isn’t as offensively fat as actual fat chicks, she’s more in “Fat Face” or “Fat Suit” monetizing fat cuz actual fatties are too lazy to bother….

Who cares.

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2022

Jul

Phoebe Price Geriatric Shower Stool of the Day

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I haven’t posted anything on Phoebe Price, who is arguably my only celebrity friend that I don’t talk to, because none of the other celebs, models or influencers out there like the kinds of things I saw about them when reducing them to their tits, since everything else they do is pretty unimpressive and low level whore work….

Where as Phoebe’s entire existence has been the NO BAD PRESS, because she’s been so eager for ANY press….so it made for a great texting relationship that died out about 4 years ago….because she wouldn’t send me masturbation videos which is the foundation of any text relationship I want.

She has maintained her hustle, getting more and more naked to keep up with the times, and this beauty is shot in her shower, on what I’ll assume is her dying mom’s handicapped accessibility shower stool that the nurse probably hoses her down on….and if geriatric accessibility tools don’t turn you on…then you’ve never jerked off to those “convert your tub to shower cuz you’re Old” or those “reverse mortgages”…..or those “life alert bracelets”…..or those “discount old person cell phone”….or those “stair lifts you sit up to get upstairs”….or those countless pharma ads on TV…..they are the NEW phone sex infomercial for those in the know.

In this shoot, she’s in weirdly fleshtoned panties, we’ll assume by design, holding her big southern tit, and whether you know who she is or what she’s about or not, you can appreciate old lady, familiar faces, being sleazy on even older lady’s tools to wash….HOT big assed and sloppy….all I could ever ask for…..

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2022

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse has that hipster party girl from 10 years ago who is still hot enough bodied look.

She looks a little rugged, worn out, not made up or Glammed Up, for a casual down to earth hipser rich kid pic….because she’s old and probably not made up…you know that’s all part of the hip down to earth “NO FILTER” look.

The legs are still long and thin, the ass still skinny, which may not be the look of the instagram people, or the fat chicks who edit themselves to look hot, I saw a couple of those doing a photoshoot in the part yesterday with their sloppy stomachs hanging over their fitness bike shorts and sports bra, what I call an Instagram Outfit, knowing the posted version would be FAR different than what I was seeing, because people are shameless..

I don’t care for Suki, her acting career is borderline a joke, at least her acting in her acting career is a joke, but at least she’s trying, just not hard enough, because she managed to rook Brad Cooper into her pussy, where she played the public girlfriend, but she couldn’t maintain Brad Cooper long enough to make it count because Irina Shayk moved in and destroyed.

Which makes me think she’s not as good of a fuck as a focused, militant, hard working Russian, but that’s what happens when you’re some UK rich kid pretending to be interesting, talented, or anything other than a trust fund.

I don’t buy into this being a future celeb anyone respects or takes seriously, but there are definitely producers and writers and directors who will get swindled by her..

I don’t mind looking at her thong bikini ass and skinny legs….I’m pretty easy to please when a bitch is willing to get half naked.

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2022

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It is TANLINE THURSDAY where we celebrate the sun that has been the foundation of life since the dawn of the Earth existence….even though a bunch of the tanlines you see are spray tans by lazy people who don’t mind spraying chemicals on themselves for a look….because they’ve been told that the sun KILLS them and causes them cancers, when really it makes the body produce vitamin d, which is the hormone that basically cures a bunch of ailments…..

The sun charges you, it sends you information, and if done right it brings you tanlines that highlight the good parts…that you’re not supposed to see….

Some tanlines are worse than others, like the fat white cat lady who has decided to go to the tropics to fuck locals for the adventure, where they are all bright red with a horrible farmer’s tan from their swimming shit they wore…NOT all tanlines are created equally….but we like to focus on the hot ones…the slutty ones…even if it’s produced by chemicals….who cares, maybe them dying off from the chemicals in 20 years from their spray tan addiction will be welcomed because they are no longer hot and that’s all that ever mattered to them….we live in the NOW….NOW TANLINES!

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2022

Jul

Americans on America and Other Videos of the Day

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Now some sluts:

Dance Dance

GYRATE

SKATE SKATE

STRETCH

Is She a Real Nurse?

Military Booty

More Military

ART

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2022

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know you don’t are what I think, but I just almost got run over by a TESLA driver, sitting in his iPhone, thinking he’s fucking cool…not realizing he is a cuck who basically got manipulated into a lie via marketing….it was surprising he wasn’t in a mask, filming his wife getting fucked by a big dick, or screaming about Ukraine, Abortions and aplogizing for being white, while on his way for his fourth or fifth vaccine….

I am not going to go into the whole e-vehicles being not environmentally friendly at all, that lithium or rare earth minerals displace tons of fucking earth to get, that they don’t know how to dispose of the batteries besides sending it to china, and that electricity isn’t even all that clean, because it takes power to generate it….then there’s the whole lifespan of the batter and the shitty high tech cars….so I guess I dipped a toe into who the whole e-vechicle lie is a fucking lie….that idiots buy into….

But the point of this was to say that having an e-vehicle is the least masculine thing man can own, even if you’re not mechanical at all, there’s something about an actual combustible engine that dudes are drawn to….maybe because it’s manly, or fixing engines are possible, or the smell of fuel triggers testosterone…I don’t know.

Not that long ago they would get exhaust kits to have louder cars, not drive these silent pansy iPhone golf carts.

No real man drives an e-vehicle and that is a fact. No real man buys into the propaganda we all know is bullshit, like climate change…

So know the men in Tesla’s are indoctrinated, hypocritical, keeping up with the joneses, doing what the internet says, LOSERS…..

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Taylor Fritz’s Girlfriend Morgan Riddle Became a Star at Wimbledon
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Nude Model Valerie in Nature
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Farting on Foot Samples
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Record Breaking Firework
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Paris Hilton’s Aunt Lists her Aspen Home
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Kate Bush Acapella if You’re Gay
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Fireworks Fail You’ve All Seen, But It is Good
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2022

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you interact with people in human form and you’re into the FUCK… maybe you can find yourself a female to male transgender on testosterone…..not only will you be on trend with the woke agenda…how progressive…but they’ll still have their pussy, they’ll just look like a little feminine bro, but they still have their pussy…..and an insatiable testosterone fueled sex drive…..one you’d only experience if you were gay and actually into other dudes….but you’re not gay….even if the half bearded pubescent looking boy would make you think maybe you’re a little gay…especially if she ELLEN/ELLIOT PAGED her tits…..BUT who needs tits in heterosex…..the pussy is the deciding factor of gay and not gay, no matter how buff or like a dude a chick is…..they still have a pussy…..and that’s the main reason you’re there….the whole weird alternative couple thing may not be your thing….but a hole in sheet her so it’s nothing but pussy can fix that….

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Britney Spears is Topless on her “Honeymoon”
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Paige Spiranac Went Viral Eating Hot Dogs
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Em Rata Hand Bras
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Madison Beer Tight Dress!
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Fireworks Fail
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Nipsey Hussle KIller Found Guilty
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Karma on the Go Kart Track
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Kim Garner Hot Tits
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Florida Man on Why He Had to Kill Neighbor’s Rooster
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POV Footage Of McDonald’s Operating During Lunch Rush!
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Confiscated Prison Contraband
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50 incredibly annoying things people say when they find out what state you’re from
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Ray J Gets Brandy’s Face Tattooed on his Leg
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Hayden Panettiere Speaks Out on her Opiate and Booze Addiction
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Baby Fail at Brunch
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Kendall Jenner Dresses Up her Bikini!
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Baker Mayfield’s Wife Emily Celebrates His Trade to the Panthers
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Sheer Gold Dress
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Rihanna is the Youngest “Self Made” Billionaire
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Wall Mounted Dragon Head Made of Chocolate
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Jack White’s Seven Nation Army Performance
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TikTok Dance Masters Fail
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Chanel West Coast’s Baby Bump Revealed in a Bikini
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Josh Allen’s Girlfriend in a White Hot Swimsuit After Friends Trip
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Alexis Ren is Nude in Nature
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Husky Puts Up a Fight
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Hippo Takes on Three Lions
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Random Model Posing in her Underwear at Home
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Flightless Carpenter Bee Gets Adopted
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Three-Stage Nuclear Rocket Is The Ultimate Fourth Of July Firework!
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Another Random Model Posing in her Underwear at Home
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Paraglider Captures a Village on his Gopro
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Dude Sets Up A Trap For An Indian Scam Call Center And Gets Them Arrested
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Pixie Lott Nips in a Dress
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Thylene Blondeau in a Bikini
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Dita Von Teese at an Event
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Frankie Bridge on TV
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Maude Apatow being Relevant
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Noah Cyrus on a Horse
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Shailene Woodley on the Streets
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Sofia Carson Performs in a Short Skirt
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Rita Ora and her Tits with her Boyfriend
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Zoey Deutch Tube Top
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Top
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Perving on Mums
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29 People Having a Shitty Day
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Destiny Davis Nude
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Thick Toys
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Mental Mondays
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Naked Goldie in the Ruins
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Throwback Nudes of Emilie Payet
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27 Shit Days
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2022

Jul

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is either the test run for Bruce Jenner, meaning she was born male, they gave her the chop and puberty blockers like she was 25 percent of public school students being indoctrinated by the satanic agenda with insane shit they don’t understand, like their genders….thanks creepy teachers and parents….

OR….she is the vagina they used to sculpt Bruce’s vagina when he got the chop, so that it would look as natural as possible, because artificial pussy makes a dude feel like a lady more than just keeping his dick tucked like a more reasonable transgender….

Because you know they are a weird opportunistic family sent from the fifth dimension of hell to manipulate and destroy the american spirit by turning everyone into a vapid selfie idiot craving fame for the sake of fame, or being unhappy not being able to afford a private jet, which for the record, I am pretty disappointed in myself for not being able to afford a private jet, because flying commercial is some peasant shit….that even peasants like myself want nothing to do with…

I don’t know if the Kardashians were smart enough to be as relevant as they are, or if it just happened because they had the right team, I just know the damage they’ve done will be felt for all of our lifetimes….when pigs get face injections and liposuction to pull off some “hot porn chick” look….and every other pig follows….

I do know that Kendall Jenner is the hottest they have to offer, so I’ll look at her wais to hip ratio in a skimpy low cut bikini, whether she’s trans or just mould pussy or not…and just because she’s the hottest they have to offer, that’s not saying she’s all that hot, since the rest are pigs who have had too many procedures…..but it’s saying I’ll look at her crotch to see if I can see where the balls once were. So far…Inconclusive.

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2022

Jul

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

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Here’s now 18 or 19 year old Teen Dancer from the Child Reality Show about dancing, that I think was a different child dance reality show than the one that whore Jordyn Jones was part of, but apparently, both are taking the same approach to social media by stripping down for slutty selfies…..

It’s a generational thing, this is just what the girls do no matter what level of fame or relevance they are at…..but it always seems like some desperate for attention, likes and follows attempt to get their ego stroked…..

Maybe they get off to dudes getting off to their dancing bodies stripped down into a bikii…..now that they are legal….like that made a real difference to their weirdo fans…just ask SIA who cast this one in all her music videos at a level that was just weird.

I do appreciate the gunt tanline that peaking out of the top of her casual bikini pic that isn’t for jerk off material or attention but rather to just share her day with the fans…RIGHT….

The lowcut crotch bikini, with no visible bush is throwing me off, that’s a long way from her belly button….I guess she’s waxed…

But yeah, tanlines, nature highlighter, a little peek into wha you aren’t supposed to be seeing, but that she wants you to see, because she probably took 100 versions of this before editing the best one…..and THIS is that….

Now you can just imagine all that professionally trained dance moves on your dick….rhythm and stamina that only a dancer has….HOT….but I’m a firm believer that anyone who is a “dancer” is a sex worker by default, the two are basically synonyms even if some get paid big money for influencer bullshit campaigns, they are still whores to me.

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2022

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I figure if you’re going to have any kind of wedgie, it might as well be a pussy wedgie, since I don’t have a pussy and don’t know the pain that the wedgie may cause, but I’m going to assume from the videos I’ve seen of girls pulling their panties up into themselves until they squirt, that it is hardly a painful experience….

Plus, when you don’t have pussy, the pussy wedgie becomes a spectator sport and the other wedgie up the ass comes with feces and PTSD of when the closet case bully in high school was so keen on touching your underwear that he was willing to get suspended for it….unless of course you were the wedgie giver…..something your closet case ass probably still jerks off to….FAG.

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