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Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2022

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve been a pretty aggressive Nina Agdal hater since she first came to my attention ALL those years ago, because I really like to kick em while they are up, rather than when they are down, I am a decent guy like that….

I also hate when you can see a bitch think she’s all that because she landed the right gig, or has the interest of what they consider the right people….so it’s one of those “you may think you’re hot, and you may be running some sort of Sports Illustrated scam that I assume came from having dirt on powerful people…but you’re not”….

I’ve changed my approach to hating on these whores, because I don’t actually care if they are hot or not, I just care that they are whoring on the internet like their glory days, despite being in their mid-30s…..there is something hilarious about that.

Obviously, as the days turn into months and the months turn into years, her broken down face from a decade ago is even more broken down….it’s like an old beater of a car, it doesn’t fix itself when parked in your front yard….it just rots harder.

The only difference with these ladies than your car is that they can actually do fitness, get toned and carry a hot body into their mid to late 40s if done right, because ultimately, you fuck the body more than the face and if you don’t have the face, you best have a hot body, even if you do have the face, you can benefit from the hot body.

What I am saying is that someone who snuck into SI SWIM and never left, is still doing her best to maintain, through fitness, because without it, the people will realize that I was right and she’s been a dog faced pony boy.

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2022

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, no wait, that’s Beef, or is that just a Canadian Beef campaign from the 80s that I am remembering…..which makes me ask if the hormones in the meat are making people gay, then why are vegans such fags….or maybe the hormones are in the chicken and the dairy…..hence all the big titty girls that this generation gets to latch on and suckle…..so many big tits….and all it took was genetically modified foods that moms found too convenient to not feed the kids….in their protest of being a “Housewife” and “Homemaker” like your grandma may have been….all those skills of making their own food thrown out because you can get it in a box, leaving you a hell of a lot more time to take nudes for the internet since being jerked off to is your true passion.

I generally think of MILFs are bargain basement discount pussy you fuck when you don’t have time to commit to someone, or time to be clingy and annoying, knowing they are busy with their kids, plus they take loads and are smart enough to not let those loads stick again, since they’ve done the whole kid thing….so that you just are in the right place at the right time to be the thing that scratches their itch every second weekend and on Wednesdays, assuming they’re divorced and the dad is still in the picture, which is probably not the case.

MILFS can be hot, they are women, and there are hot versions of EVERY ailment, so here’s a round up of MILFs, to celebrate motherhood the wrong way, because I’d rather see a 1950s wife making her kids lunch, than a set of tits, but I’m traditional like that and find the slutification of everyone pretty disappointing….it takes the mystery out of wanting to see the vagina, when you can just google the bitch’s stage name and find the vagina in 80 different positions and angles, but complaining about self produced nudity…goes against my instinct of loving all nudes….so keep up the good work you disappointing moms out there more into getting off than parenting and who can blame them, kids are fucking annoying.

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2022

Jul

Rumer Willis Bikini Top Busted Face of the Day

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As Bruce Willis slowly loses his mind, going viral for twerk videos with his 10 year old daughter, like some kind of groomer, which would make sense since he’s out of Hollywood and hollywood is full of perverts, not to say that Bruce Willis is one, I mean he is in no mental capacity to even know what he is doing in said twerk video….but his existing grown daughters give off that victim of sexual abuse vibe, or maybe it’s the sister of the victim of sexual abuse vibe, you know never quite feeling up to speed because they aren’t daddy’s favorite…..

So this is RUMER, who the media used to call IDAHO POTATO HEAD before they got woke and realized that people have FEELINGS and are OVERLY sensitive and laughing at their asymmetric faces, instead of just celebrating their fit asses they have to offset their asymmetric faces, was WRONG.

She’s in a bikini top, looking like a hybrid Rumer willis under face injections and filters, instead of just owning her asymmetric faced self…

I doubt you can jerk off to this, but I wouldn’t put it past you, and the real question is why does she bother having a public profile, she’s got trust funds, and rich dying dad, what’s wrong with just going through life without being a bikini to wearing asshole for social media that is just setting herself up to be pointed and laughed at because people don’t like rich and entitled celebrity children…..

BUT I DO….it’s a fetish.

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2022

Jul

Mikayla Demaiter is the Hot Goalie in a Bikini of the Day

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Mikayla Demaiter got famous on the internet, you know, one of those “went viral” kinds of situations, because she’s a Canadian goalie with huge fucking tits, makes herself up like a typical bimbo of the internet, where every look she gives is one you can probably find a filter that millions of other girls have used and that’s not necessarily a bad thing, when you factor in her awesome tits

She is from Canada, what’s up Canada, which means she doesn’t just use maple syrup as lube, she actually self lubricates with maple syrup….it is in her blood…a delicious stick mess.

Unlike most Canadian female ice hockey players, she doesn’t look like she’s got a dick, or that she works the farm on weekends with the boys, but instead like an actual chick. How does that make sense?

I guess when your’e Canadian, like having a Maple Syrup pussy, you are just born with the Hockey skills needed to get you viral enough for dudes to realize you have big tits, so that you can launch an onlyfans and live out your slutty dreams, because hockey isn’t her only talent, being born with big tits, like a big titty savant, or virtuoso, like those autistic kids who learn classical piano at 4 years old, she was born with all she fucking needed, and it wasn’t HOCKEY PADS, it was a whole other kind of pad that requires no pads or chicken cutlets cuz they’re huge.

This is her giving Baywatch some POINTERS….

Posted in:Videos

2022

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Free the nipple, is the weirdest campaign because for my entire life, women have breast fed in all their exhaustion wherever the fuck they had to breast feed, because their shitty kid who keeps them up all night wouldn’t fucking shut up, and that was the only way..

So when the whole free the nipple activism, that pretty much stemmed from Facebook blocking women posting pics of breast feeding, like they are some kind of perverts, who can’t keep that shit to their damn self because they find it beautiful…..even though it’s some natural body function that doesn’t need a selfie….like taking a shit, or pissing, or throwing up on a dick because you don’t want to get pregnant again…..

It’s the fucking internet ladies, filled with perverts, why would you need that out there for all to see, instead of keeping it on your phone, or printed up in your office, like a normal fucking person who doesn’t need strangers jerking off to their tits being sucked on by children…..you fucking freaks.

Anyway, the whole breasts doing what they do naturally is a giant bore to me, the whole breasts doing what the do naturally for sexual reasons, like to for some titty content intended for dudes with a breast milk fetish, becasue they don’t like PASTEURIZED milk and realize Louis Pasteur was a fucking liar in his invention of the GERM theory, and RAW milk is only legal in 13 states, because they don’t want you getting the health benefits of MILK, or because they weren’t breast fed as a child, or because they like swollen tits that have nutrional value cuz they are over eaters…..”What could make these tits better to suck on, well if they have caloric values for my caloric intake”…..I mean why else would you be into lactation….

The bad news is that with these confused gender freaks, men are now breast feeding and women who live and look like men, also breast feeding, so the whole normal woman with milk filled tits, may be under attack and may slowly go extinct….so I do it for the memory of what was, before it was, while it is, so I can look back on it when it was, if you know what I mean.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

Jul

Two Girls Dumb Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

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Deep Stretch

Outfit Change

Crazier Deep Stretch

Another Deep Stretch

Hot Shorts!

Ass Grabbing Horse Girls

Yoga Pussy

Big Tits

Baker of the Day

She’s got Personality

Slow Motion Pool Cocktease

How Stupid Making TkToks Is…

The Body

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was talking to a friend of mine about the lack of fistula porn out there. Basically, a fistula is a tunnel from your asshole to your pussy if you’re a chick, that forms after a cyst or other infection drains, leaving some weird connection port between the two. It also happens to women during childbirth, and the symptoms are basically shitting out of your cunt like a tranny who got her inverted penis fuck hole made out of asshole/colon…..

Anyway….

I’ve been thinking and the key to our success is being the forefathers of FISTULA porn.

Not quite anal, not quite vaginal…..it’s the MYSTERY tunnel of LOVE…

We will get RICH!

How was your weekend?

Probably not as productive as mine, you know sitting on a couch, sweating my ass off, waiting until this moment when I could post on the internet again…in a heat wave with no AC……making business plans around FISTULA porn, when I can’t even make a business plan around DrunkenStepfather blogs….

WE ARE ALL ALLOWED TO HAVE DREAMS and mine is from asshole issues and here are the stepLINKS in the morning….

Haley Kalil Brings it to Miami Beach
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J.Lo is the Nude Newlywed
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Chief Heiress for Shark Week
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Bella Hadid Blow Job
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Saints CB C.J. Gardner-Johnson Pokes Fun at Antonio Brown’s Performance at the Rolling Loud Festival
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Black Bear Opens Mercedes and Gets Scared
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How Human Digestion Works
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Jason Mamoa’s Bad Crash
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Father Punches His Son’s Killer During A Court Hearing!
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2022

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am only partially shocked about the success of OnlyFans because I am shocked that so many everyday girls, who in my era wouldn’t even send you a bikini pic, even if you offered them money, in fact, offering them money would make them even less inclined to send you bikini pics, and even girls who were into making money that I knew, were more into providing the dirty panties to sell to asians, than ever be the body in the pics used to sell said dirty panties. It was a struggle.

But there were porn chicks like Jenna Jameson who was making over a million dollars a money and she only shot 1 scene a year…..girls now shoot 3 scenes a day if they even bother doing standard porn….most just do their own porn….and are more banged out than Jenna Jameson, who is near dead, by the time they are 18…..

So making money off lonely perverts with disposable income has always been a thing, but girls had limitations on their own level of perversion, exhibitionism, what they were willing to do for money….

Even watching all the whores become whores, seeing the culture shift for normies to become more whore-like, all before my vary eyes, didn’t prepare me for basically every chick being a whore….willing to do whatever it takes to get some money and even if I did see it coming, I probably wouldn’t have been able to get rich off it anyway, but the point is, whores are recession proof, the one thing you can rely on, so in this impending collapse, these end times, find a whore, you can piggy back off of, so that you survive…

It doesn’t pay to have integrity….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Best CamAllStars of the Week
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Jessica Alba Covers Glamour
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The World’s Hottest Gymnast
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Brock Lesnar Leaves Smackdown After Vince McMahon Announces Retirement “If He’s Gone, I’m Gone”
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Hailey Bieber Crop To Selfie
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Bella Hadid in a Black and Sheer Top.
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Rachel Stuhlmann Had Great Week
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Addison Rae Recreates Classic Angelina Jolie Pic
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Hot Bikini Vacation
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Genie Bouchard Lit Up the Red Carpet at the ESPYs
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Bill Burr shreds “stupid a** woke white people,” feminism, WNBA, and cancel culture
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Gravestones of the Russian Mob will either make you laugh
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Taurean Blacque, Detective Neal Washington on ‘Hill Street Blues,’ Dies at 82
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Sinkhole Inside A Swimming Pool Makes It Vanish In Seconds!
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Well-Mannered Dog Pees In The Toilet!
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Big Fight at Disney in Florida
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Singer Maeta in a See through Top.
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Halsey Launches a New Brand with her Boobs
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Caroline Vreeland Topless on a Horse
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Aaron Rodgers’ brutal dig at devout Christian Russell Wilson did not go unnoticed
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Trolls go after a nurse for ‘inappropriate’ scrubs but her response says it all
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8 Signs a Woman Wants You
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20 Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny
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Ben and Jen spend honeymoon in Paris
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Musician Plays 23 Beatles Songs in 8 Mins
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Beer Company in Search of Heroes who Helped Clean Up Beer Spill
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Testing Pet Friendly Ubers with Dangerous Animals
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Christina Aguilera Drops a New Song
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NFL Network analyst gets roasted by fans for ‘laughable’ take on Panthers QBs
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Bella Thorne in a One Piece
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Woman escapes ‘minimum wage hell’ to make $60k a month from her basement
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Time Lapse from Acorn to Oak Tree
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Watertaxi in Netherlands
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Jeep Rubicon Scales A Near-Vertical Wall!
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Riverdale Girls Go Back in Time
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Nude Model in the Sunflowers
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Alysha Newman Turned Heads at the ESPYs
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Gym Pranks
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Country Musicians Get A Golden Buzzer For An Amazing Original Country Song!
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1976 Documentary Differentiates Between Scottish And Edinburgh Accents!
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Em Rata Brings the 8 Am Outfit Check
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Browns Sign Former First-Round QB
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Josephine Skriver, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio & Kelsey Meritt Reliving The Glory Days
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Daisy Lowe in a Black Dress
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Jessica Alba Hot in Photoshop
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Selena Gomez at an Event
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Sara Sampaio in a Dress
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Olivia Culpo in Leggings and Mask
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Jasmine Sanders in a Slutty Outfit
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Daniela Nieves Crop Top
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Rose McIver in a Dress
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Taylor Swift Slutty in Concert
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Sommer Ray in Person
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Sara Sampaio in a Dress Dog Walking
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Keke Palmer is Bright….
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Keke Palmer on Late Night
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Heidi Klum Legs
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Haim in a Bra
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Avril Lavingne in Concert
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Slutty Dance in a Lingerie Outfit
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Going for that Natural Look
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PUSH HARDER
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Beer Can Stretch
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Hot Lena is Naked
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The Boat has Sprung a Leak
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Blake Gets Fucked
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Naked by the Sea
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Anika Shay Naked
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Hippie as a Forrest Elf
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Washing the Boobs
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Lemon Pussy
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Anika is Naked By the Rocks
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Animals Hate us
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Classic British Spanking Fetish
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Beer Bottle Ass
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Fuck the Neighbor
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Posing Nude with Flowers in Paradise
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15 People Having a Shitty Day
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Public Pussy Lick
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Two Hot Nude Models Posing
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Fighting Fridays
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Modified Fitness Massager
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Horny Teacher
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Scumbag of the Week
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Finger in the ASs
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Beach Club Dick Suck
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Fucking a Weird Brush
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Hotel Fuck
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Social Experiments Gone Too Far
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Girl Eating Pussy
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After Jog Fuck
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Car Masturbating Girl
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MFF Threesome
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Lil Miss Prissy Gets Plugged
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2022

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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As someone who visualizes basically every woman I come across naked, despite being in their clothes, because I’m not desirable enough for them to want to share their nakedness to, this whole On/Off movement is pretty wonderful….

Thanks to the internet, girls being exhibitionists who already have the content on their phone and have been adjusted to sending nudes to strangers, thanks to things like SNAP CHAT, we get the nudes without any of the effort….it’s a good thing.

As someone who used to beg for nudes, in some real pathetic ways, sometimes actually landing the nudes, I prefer being gifted them along with everyone else out there, like it is public domain, because it is probably public domain….if you know what I mean.

I don’t need the backstory, the personality, the context of the on/off, that’s way too involved for me…..I just want to see what they look like clothed, to compare to what they look like naked, for my mental note of what clothing does to a body, so that when I am out in the wild, all those bitches who don’t get naked for me, but who wear similar outfits to these girls, can be visualized naked with more accuracy.

This is my research, my groundwork, for my perversion….if only I could apply this to a PhD or Master’s Thesis to legitimize my life work with a meaningless title from meaningless organizations that help get me bank loans I can then use on sluts to take on/off pics for me because everyone’s got a price….and more and more of them are affordable because they understand economies of scale….SELL TO THE MASSES….get paid…sell to one rich guy….get paid less….RIGHT.