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2022

21

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I don’t know who made the thong mainstream, but I’ll assume a lot of brands will want to take credit for it, since they made billions of dollars off the thong, all thanks to anticipating that the everyday chick wants to feel trashy and sexy like she shops at a sex shop, buying yeast infection inducing panties for her wild and crazy sex life, but they don’t want to actually be that trashy…so package it up and put it in the mall, or the high end boutique….forgetting that the thong doesn’t even cover the asshole so it’s a totally ineffective panty for your day to day and the only reason to wear it is because you’re a trashy whore, no matter how hard they pretend that you’re not.

I figure, if you can make billions selling basic minded women sexiness they can afford, while throwing in some features, of lack of features, like a drip pan not being enough to catch your asshole discharge, you’ve pretty much proven that society is filled with a bunch of dumb consumers….who like to be jerked off to…

Which is really why I’m here, fuck logic, just post the damn nudes, or the damn panty shots that show the asshole, since it’s the WINDOW TO YOUR SOUL….I can’t stress that enough.

The hype around the thong may be fake and gay….but the girls in the thongs are real and jerking off to them is not gay…..assuming their assholes weren’t born with a cock….which YOU can’t assume in this era….because humanity is IMPLODING….and the thong is just one good example of that….

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2022

21

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bodysuit of the Day

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It’s safe to say that the recently married J.Lo is not going to give up anytime soon..because despite being old as shit, she still pretends she’s still in her 20s, even marrying her boyfriend from her 20s, because why move on, when we’re clearly in some kind of soul trap, time warp, that may be from some sinister inter-dimensional research they legitimately do in Switzerland, which is crazy, or it could just stem from a narcissistic bitch, loving attention, loving being noticed, loving making money off her ass like a low level hooker and when she’s always REWARDED for what she does, it’d be dumb for her to ever stop…..

Sure, assuming she had some shame, decency, and modesty, she’d retired, go behind the camera, make money on other projects, she’s already a billionaire, maybe launch a direct to consumer brand like Alba or Kate Hudson, but she’s more into doing all that, while also doing half naked shit, because when the ovaries dry up, the brains get all haywire and confused…..maybe it’s demential, maybe it’s vaccine prions, maybe it’s just too many yes men in her circle hyping it up..

Lucky for us, she’s managed to photoshop, fill her face, fake it enough that it’s not as offensive as it would be if you were recruiting pussy at a 55+ retirement community…

That’s not to say those 55+ retirement community women don’t know how to fuck if they haven’t had to get their hips replaced, or if they aren’t scooter riding diabetics with compression socks on…..it’s to say they look like normal old people, not like this hybrid, stem cell, baby urine drinking freak keeping the lie alive.

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2022

21

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Here are a group of girls who are FREEING the NIPPLE because they are activists…who feel that tits should be allowed to be seen….at least that’s what I will assume since no one just does things shamelessly, for attention, for the fun of it, for the clout, to get noticed, to make money….there’s always an agenda……

I know what you’re thinking, HOW DARE these women use their wonderful, often big, breasts as some sort of novelty, taking away their natural purpose of feeding the next generation, and I get that you are offended….

If you free the nip, making it about FEEDING babies….not some sick, hedonistic, gratuitous game that a bunch of other girls do, so you feel ok doing, since you have big tits and this is how you get the seen…..

HOW OFFENSIVE……

Now do it again….this time in slower motion…..because TITTY DROPS are fucking hot.

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2022

21

Jul

Sara Sampaio Naked of the Day

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I don’t find Sara Sampaio all that hot, I’m really only impressed by her Portuguese Fisherman or would it be Fisher-person in this woke genderless times of retards trying to control our language….

Either way, in these woke genderless times that are arguably end times….because shit is fucking weird…having a fisher person in your tribe, at your compound, helping to survive with the help of the sea, because inflation and supply issues are forcing the city dwellers to eat each other, since being hungry lads to losing your damn mind and doing things like eating your neighbor….after you’ve eaten all the rats, pets, you can….

So she’s hot for her skillset, not that hot for a model and today she’s here naked in a selfie fishing for compliments I guess…and I figure you should give them to her when you remember she was a VS Angel, or at least almost a VS Angel in a time when brands used hot chicks, and saying a model isn’t all that hot, is far better than saying “that fat chick with no toes that the brand uses to show other brands how woke they are….and at a certain point that will have to end, but until it does, the battle for hot chicks is now the battle for the biggest freaks to sell bullshit product that makes people like Sara Sampaio more desirable than she’s ever been, let’s bring back the ugly VS models and call it a day, because ugly VS models still meant they were hotter than every other bitch around….

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2022

21

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are better than the traditional way of trying to get some color to your skin when too scared to go outside and face the sun, thanks the media making you scared of it for the last 50 fucking years, even though it’s the source of energy that fuels every aspect of life, because in the beginning God created light people, making me question the alliance the media has to their overlord….because you’d have to be a real psycho to turn on the damn sun…..and an even bigger psycho to want to DIM it……

But yeah, the traditional tan, or blackface, was smearing feces on yourself, that stank and attracted bugs, but had the look the girls wanted, so they developed chemical versions of feces to smear on their skin, for the body to absorb, all toxic and pumping through their veins, but luckily, both sun addicted normal people who should be charged by the sun, and lazy pig girls who smear shit on themselves, are wise enough to know to leave the skin where the bikini goes pure, untouched, and natural….you know to highlight the good parts when they take nudes for perverts like us to jack off to….because one thing is for sure, tanlines are hot, girls know it, and love showing them off as much as I like staring at em.

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2022

21

Jul

Sun Bed Jump and Other Videos of the Day

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Deep Stretch

Big Eyes

Circus Freak

Leotard Wearing Ballerina

Hand Stand to Flip

Handstand Girl

Cowgirl Ass

DEEP STRETCH

Bikini Titties

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2022

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How about them gas prices…

Girls take this one’s lead….

Free gas comes to who flash their tits…

Good things may come to those who wait, but in this era, those who wait get lost in the fast fashion hustle and grind of one hit wonder click bait shit….you snooze you fucking lose….it isn’t a marathon, just a race….

Better things come to those who pull their tits out….for guys to cum….a little give and take…and in some cases….better things come to girls who just show their feet….men are pretty flexible in paying up for their perversions, clearly the onlyfans billionaires have taken note.

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Charli XCX Gets Down in The Sand!
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Isabel Brings the Bare Ass Boots
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2022

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do People Call Vaginas – Dogs? Because I was standing next to some bitch in a checkout line and she smelled like a wet fucking dog and you could tell that it was radiation from her pussy..it’s a heat wave….not all pussy flora can handle it….some get triggered by the humidity and proof up like a loaf of bread….others may always smell that way but the air isn’t thick enough to be able to really taste it in the back of your throat….but yeah, wet dog smell was what this pussy was smelling like….not the cat litter I assume that got pussy it’s name……

I figure if mean men call themselves women and the dictionary change its official definition of woman…I can call pussy DOG.

Yes, these are the highlights of my day….sniffing strangers, slutty outfits on strangers, and tits…

Big titties..
Hot titties…
Tight Titties..
Wet Titties….
Asian titties…
Hipster titties
Fat girl titties…

Oh and DOGS…..

Big dogs….
Tight Dogs….
Fisted dogs..
cameltoe dogs
inny dogs
outty dogs
dry dogs
menopausal dogs
hairy dogs…
hairless dogs…
wet dogs…
toy dogs…
hunting dogs……

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Rowan Blanchard Dressed as Elizabeth Berkley in Show Girls
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Jena Sims Bikinis for her Athlete Husband
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Padma Lakshmi Bikinis
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Jessica Alba’s Sweaty Workout Pokies
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Em Rata’s Underboob
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West Anderson’s New Movie – Astroid City – Has an All Star Cast
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Draya Michele in Tight Outfit
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Brett Favre’s oldest daughter reveals how inheriting her father’s competitive spirit will help her win reality TV show
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Ashley Harkleroad Camouflage Bikini
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Selena Gomez – Towel Cleavage
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Madison Pettis in Lingere
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Nun Doesn’t Appreciate Girls Kissing As Much as We Do
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21 Weird Craigslist Ads – Who Uses Craigslist?
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Scarecrow and Tin Man in 4k
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Fat Coons Can’t Get Out of Dumpster
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UPS Driver Collapses from Heat
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Sofia Vergara Sells her House
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Tom Brady Wishes Gisele a Happy Birthday
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The Toxicity of Moldy Food
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Fires in London from the Heatwave
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Chelsea Handler is Single
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Sarah Hyland in a Bride Swim Suit
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Helicopter Pilot Loads Water to Put Out Fire
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How Wool Gets Processed
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Loser Fights With Kids to Get an Autograph at the All-Star Game
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Halsey in Bikini for New Video
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Hot Model Delaney in Lingerie with Flowers
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Expensive Fails
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Man Survives Wildfire
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Cow ad Dog Become BFFs
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Johnny Manziel Raps on Stage With the Rapper Formerly Known as Mike Stud
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Zach Wilson’s Dad Made a MILF Joke
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Kate Upton Makes an Appearance
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Liz Olsen Tank Top Titties
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Joy Corrigan Bikinis
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Gigi Hadid Belly Shirt
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Kaia Gerber in a Bit of a Bike Short Squat
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Hailey Bieber Hot in Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in some Pants
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Ana de Armas in some Silver Outfit
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Bihati Prinsloo in a Bikini – Probably Pregnant with Another Shitty Adam Levine
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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Hot Old Lady
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Cami Mendes Promotes Some Garbage
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Amanda Seyfried Seems to Still Have her Dog and That’s Always Nice Because I Love Dogs, Even Amanda Seyfrieds, and I don’t Mean her Vagina, I mean her Actual Dog.
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Freshly 18 Year Old America’s Got Talent Now Disney Owned Actor = Grace Vanderwall in a Bra Top for Fashion because they are already sexing her image up….
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Lucy Hale Tight Pants
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Krysten Ritter Fitness Gear
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Joey King Hot at the Premiere
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Hilarious Paddle Board Session
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Hot Tits Masturbates
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Roadside Assistant
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Shaven Haven
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5 Acts make You a Whore
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Perv on Mums
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Throwback Playmates
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Did I Break the Uterus
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Vibrator Fucks
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Molly gets Naked
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Fight Night
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Naadia is Naked
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Best Game Around
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Two Fingers In
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GF Rides Dick
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Swingers in a Train
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POV Missionary
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Homemade PORNO
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Showing off the Butt Plug
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2022

20

Jul

Jessica Alba Bikini of the Day

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Dot Com Direct to Consumer Billionaire who is in her mid-40s and a mom of a bunch of kids has really managed to take playing the overhyped hot girl in movies, who I guess couldn’t act, to the fucking bank at the right time in the internet, becoming the face of a brand called HONEST that you know wasn’t honest at all, but they pretended to be, and that’s all that really matters…..which inspired every other celeb to look to social media brands as the answer to make them even richer than they already are because they are either addicted to money and can never have enough of it….or it’s just so fucking easy to print money off the internet when you’re a celebrity with an audience….forcing brands to partner up with you where you call the shots because you hold the power because you drive the crazy level of sales because you’ve amassed a bunch of retards with credit cards who do what you say like lemming groupie puppets….

It’s basically the reason Bella Hadid exists as a top model….while being terrifying to look at…..

But for Alba, pretty impressive, only because otherwise she’d be running a MILF onlyfans, at least based on her acting career…and the stories I’ve heard about her being a massive slut who cheats on her husband like he’s a cuck…but those are just stories and stories aren’t always real…and either are instagram bikini pics thanks to the photoshop.

In hindsight, Alba was a lot of marketing hype, pretty average looking compared to what is out there now, but at the time she was massive and we only had access to what they told us was hot, so there’s a legacy in staring at her titties in bikini like they were those bent over bikini papaparazzi pics that went viral back in 2005….google em.

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2022

20

Jul

Joey King Got The Tits On of the Day

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Joey King is on the fucking move….she’s a child star who has managed to carry that stardom into adulthood, she’s our promoting some movie called BULLET TRAIN, that I guess she’s in with Brad Pitt so it’s probably high budget, she’s been doing all kinds of press and media since she was nominated for a Golden Globe for her Gypsy Rose Blanchard production that she seduced her director who is now marrying her on, because fucking the payroll can sometimes lead to future payroll for both parties if you play your cards right…they made a hit together, so obviously they should fuck….

Anyway, Hollywood needs to keep their investments relevant and earning an too much money is in the creation of Joey King to ever let that go to waste, which isn’t a teerrible thing because she’s ended up being kinda hot…..and with big tits….which could be why I find her kinda hot….

In this picture, she’s trying on an outfit and has no pants on, which is some exclusive inside look into her luxury hotel room that you’d probably be jerking off to if you were on one of those luxurious, ornate, fancy, french revolution looking chairs with her, which would probably get you asked to leave, or cops would be called since they have no idea how you got in or why some weird fat guy is there jerking off, staining the seat with his greasy ass….

There’s no panty flash, no pussy, but I like pantsless, so I’m posting it.

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