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2022

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

We’re obviously living in two or three timelines, where one timeline is fucking nuts and on a totally different planet than me, making no fucking sense in anything they say, usually about woke shit, inclusivity, gender, guns….with their crazy fucking eyes…..they’re obviously all medicated, miserable and watch too much TV to have such deep outrage…

Then there’s the timeline where everything makes clear sense, because it is based on logic and not emotion, so you can still joke around and have fun with other people who are also on your timelines, since they’re not outraged, just confused at how the other timeline is portrayed as the normal ones and not the crazy ones in the media and on the news…..

Then there’s a third timeline, one that I assume most TikTok celebrity influencer onlyfans types are on…which is the I don’t pay attention to any damn timeline, I just worry about my damn self and the money I make and spend on dumb shit and that end of the world, society collapsing, economy collapsing doesn’t phase me….I’m at the top of my game….I’m too busy staring at myself in the mirror…

Then the last timeline, the one you may want to consider joining is the bunker dweller with no acccess to the outside world because they now what’s coming….and they know that messages are being sent over Cellphone, internet and TV, so they avoid all of that…while growing their own food to wait out the storm….

Unfortunately, the only timeline I’m interested in is wherever the titties are at…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Torrie Wilson is Still Accepting Challenges at 46
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Alexis Ren’s Lingerie Selfie
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Paige Spiranac Answers Whether or Not She Would Sell Her Farts in a Jar
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Madison Beer in a Tight Top
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Georgia Fowler in a See Through Top at Cannes
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The Red Beaches of Iran
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Young Americans Show Off their Smarts
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Best Knockouts in MMA and Boxing
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Biden to Appear on Kimmel
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Why You Hitting Yourself?
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New Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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First Look at the New Wednsday Addams
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Dua Lipa’s Booty Shorts
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Tyler Herro’s Baby Momma Katya Elise Henry Posts Message About Being Cheated On
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Man Pranks Woman with American Psycho Prank
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Stalled PickUp Truck Gets Hit
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Crocodile VS Cheetah in this Nature Video
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Founding Bon Jovi Bassist has Died
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Bike Stunt Fail
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J.Lo Takes Home a MTV Movie Award
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TikTok Star Isabella Fonte Looking Hot
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Rams Head Coach Sean McVay and His Fiancee Veronika Khomyn Have Tied the Knot
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How to Send Email in 1984
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Performing All the Tricks of Vector in Real Life
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The Scrubs Revival is Happening
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Hide and Seek with a Bear
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Vanessa Hudgens is the Hostess with the Mostest
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IG Model Olivia Mogan is Back in a Bikini Top
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Foxes Visit a Woman’s Window
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Man Tests Bodybuilders for Steroids
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Heart Attack Time
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Kylie Jenner Drops a Thirst Trap
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Artsy Nude Shoot on the Farm in Romania
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Tom Brady’s Wife Gisele Bundchen Takes an Awkward Video of the Bucs QB in His Underwear
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African Trip Try Pizza
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Mormon TikTok Influencer’s Marriage is Over After Revealing They Were Swingers!
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Gracie Hunt Cooling Off in the South of the Border Heat
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High Voltage Cable Malfunction Underwater
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Pets React to Lion King
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In Case YoU Missed It – Things You Don’t Want Showing Up on a Public Wishlist!
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Fans Trash Madden 23 Graphics After Teaser Video Dropped
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Everything MTV Movie Awards
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Megan Fox in a Slutty Top
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Madison Ber in a Tight Outfit
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Kourtney Kardashian’s in a Sheer Top
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Phoebe Dynevor Posing in a Dress
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Tate McRae in a Bra Top Performing
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Nicoltte Sheridan Brings it to Dinner
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Bella Hadid Legs
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Danielle Armstrong and Ferne McCann in Swimwear
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Sofia Richie in Black
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Olivia Rodrigo in White Pants
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Maddie Petsch Walker
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Jennifer Lawrence Legs
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Alison Brie in Jeans
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Krysten Ritter in a Black Dress being Skinny Goth
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Kaia Gerber Tight Shirt
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Katherine McNamara Red Carpets
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From stepSMUT!!

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Drink Up Lemonade
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Shit T-Girls Say
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Thick Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Naked Redheads
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Extreme Bachelor Party
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Hot Nude Big Titty Model in Black and White
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TikTok Tits
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Butt Plugged
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The Human Dildo
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Babes in Leggings
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Big Boob Reveals
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My Kind of Banjo
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Hot Alxeis Gts Naked in Public
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Lost Keys
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6 WTF was that Moments
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Larg Areola
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Big Wetness
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Nude Model Claire Under the Tree
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A Bunch of Booty
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Getting Knotty
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Misfit Memes
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Stacy Cruz Nude Shoot
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Creampie Dripping
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Cosplay Porno
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Pillow Fucker
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Mental Mondays
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Jiggle Pussy
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Titty Licks
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Clear Dildo Riders
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Amateur Couple Fucks
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Spread Cunt
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Gym Fuck
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Toy Sitting
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2022

06

Jun

Sydney Sweeney Short Skirt of the Day

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Sydney Sweeny’s offically part of the culture….because there was a time when she had less than 500k followers on her social media, even after doing Euphoria, but all of a sudden she’s got 13 million followers, because BIG TITS GET HITS and she’s been showing those tits since she had those 500k followers pretty consistently…

Now, I may hate the show Euphoria and find it a depressing, negative, demoralizing, dehumanizing pile of shit…..where all the high school kids have it so bad, with their modern day issues, with gender, sex, mental healthy…..but I do like seeing Sydney Sweeney fake fuck on camera, so I get her celebrity, the tits are massive….

If you look past the tits, which seem to have landed multiple MTV movie awards, because obviously she would, the system is rigged as she came up through the system and not through social media…..she’s really not that impressive….but they need that person to cast in hopes of getting people to tune into the shows when everyone’s too self involved to bother…

So she’s not the hottest face, when she speaks she sounds retarded, her acting is dog shit, even in well written roles, but have you seen the tits?

She’s just sort of a dopey medicated set of tits, so that’s why you don’t look past the tits. That shit is her hook and that makes her dramatically better than if she didn’t have them….at least to a titty loving pervert like me.

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2022

06

Jun

Irina Shayk Ass of the Day

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from…..celebrate moms because dudes fucking suck, and the alternative are a bunch of miserable blue haired polyamorous freaks on TikTok discussing their identity issues, or whatever else it is they do….or the other alternative is a bunch of miserable 40 year old women who chose career over family, pay the tax man and give your loyalty to your CEO so that you can complain about the patriarchy as the reason for you not being CEO, or maybe you’ll become CEO now that companies need to pretend to be woke and inclusive….only they’d never admit the chick CEO is for optics…

So despite years of thinking moms were damaged goods, the bottom of the barrel, because that’s how they present themselves to the world, I’ve come to appreciate the god given purpose of a woman, which is to make babies….but mainly if they look like Elsa Hosk who I just posted as my favorite model, who happens to be a mom, or this Russian goddess tainted by Brad Cooper’s cum, but her ass doesn’t seem to negatively impacted by her now ridiculous monthly child support checks she gets.

Irina Shayk, not kicked out of America for being Russian, in a world of Ukrainian supporters, something I don’t subscribe to because I don’t have opinions on things I don’t know anything about, but even if she was some racist, tyrant, dictator trying to take over the world, I’d be all for it, assuming we’d see more of her ass.

Looking good Irina…

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2022

06

Jun

Elsa Hosk Pussy Print of the Day

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Monday is my big day for MILFS, It’s my take on the “rebirth” of the week, start fresh like a freshly shat out baby, only every week basically ends up the same, it’s nice to go into it with aspirations and dreams…

So along with MILKY TITS MONDAY and MILF MONDAY….because amateur MILFS producing low level smut on the internet are still MILFs…I posted Liz Hurley who is likely granny aged at this point, her son a transgender, so maybe he’ll be breast feeding in one of her posts in the near future if the hormones are done right….but he’s not the MILF I’m here for….

Now we’ve got what I’d call my favorite of the VS models, Elsa the basketball starlet in a skimpy bikini showing you that not all mom pussies are fat, or bulging out of bikini bottoms as you’d expect them to.

She also brings a very important message to those overeating fatty moms that some moms, if they haven’t given up in their middle of the road marriages, value being hot and fancy and looking good….sometimes their careers depend one it….which is good motivation, but not all girls show up….

Hosk, with her athleticism, competitive spirit, does show up and clearly wants to fucking win.

Mom pussy, deflated mom tits, or not, she’s a fucking win. Top notch….like when you find a chewed up gum that still has flavor…a win for all except maybe your immune system now fighting off the AIDS.

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2022

06

Jun

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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The only funny thing about these Bella Hadid holding her titty pics is that she looks terrifying to me. All hard edged face, skinny, with titty, but but necessarily in a great way….

So despite being a high budget production that likely includes a bunch of industry leaders in hair and make-up, art direction, styling, photography, post production, video, since Balla Hadid is an expensive person to hire, they don’t cheap out…..this is the absolute best she will EVER look because you just don’t have that kind of support in her day to day life, this is work mode, clean up nice mode, not wake up from a 14 hour jet lag nap mode…and it’s still not that hot…

So the top Avon Lady to the stars or for the fashion brands, not some suburban shite like Avon, just the same concept….

They have decided she’s luxury and fashion and style and not just some low hanging fruit influencer who pushes products because in order for the lie to work, they all need to be in on it….

They want sales, she wants credibility as bing more than just a rich kid, her fanbase wants to buy shit because they have disposable income from onlyfans, cam girling, being rich kids too…..

So let’s pretend she’s a model in order to drive those dollars, but it’d be nicer if she was hotter.

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2022

06

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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Chewed up nipples vs chewed up pussy is the general debate one has when deciding on whether to fuck the mom that’s willing and available because she hates herself, or feels unsexy from having sacrificed her body to procreate….

Either you’re a grossed out by a mom, and must move along….

Maybe every time you eat one out, you taste screaming children mooching or robbing you of the attention you want for your needy self…

Maybe you’re all about it because you had a mom and she loved you the most, was the leader of the home, and the idea of linking up with someone who already got the kid thing out of their system, so you don’t have to fill that genetic need they may have….or you didn’t have a mom and always wanted one so the mom thing excites you on a deeper level…

Maybe you just take what you get and someone with heavy baggage like kids and baby daddies lower their expectations out of a dude, they are busy and just want their mom pussies filled by cock to have a taste of normalcy….

Maybe you don’t care what’s come out of the pussy, because you’re more into putting things in the pussy and moms have pussies ready to put things in….

Or maybe you have one of those infantilism fetishes where a mom is best suited cuz she knows how to change diapers and may not find it all that weird since she went through it with her kids, while dropping it on some 20 year old off tinder may get different feedback….

I don’t think any of it matters, so long as they’re getting naked on the internet for me to stare….I just wish there was some before and after pussy pics to see if the MOM pussy is a myth, or if the moms I’ve fucked have always had some gaping twats….

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2022

06

Jun

Rumer Willis Bathes of the Day

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Rumer Willis still seems to be confused as to how the internet works, even though so many people have managed to go viral, get rich by manipulating the internet, I guess she just doesn’t have to….

I don’t know much about her, but we’ll assume that she’s just a coddled rich kid with no real reason to live, or maybe has all the reason to live, because she doesn’t have to actually work to pay bills, thanks to your creepy mom and her plastic surgeries, and your bouncer turned biggest action star father, you can focus on the things you care about most, like taking selfies in the bath…..

The reason she seems confused as to how the internet works is that she’s been running a social media for as long as it’s been around, despite all the horrible haters out there who refer to her as the IDAHO potato….because of her wonky face and she’s even done some lowkey “I Da Ho” work showing off her fit enough body…but she should realize that to make real noise on the internet – buttholes must be exposed.

Last time I posted her, I said something like Bruce Willis, now that he has dementia so bad that he can’t do movies, he’s probably happy to have erased her as his daughter, you know, pretend she’s the hired nurse or the hot daughter’s friend, rather than from his balls…and that’s probably not fair, since dads typically love their ugly daughters despite being ugly, since they aren’t there to bone them, and generally don’t want other people boning them…..if anything, you’d want an ugly daughter to avoid the headaches a hot daughter brings, but in the case of a WILLIS, we know Rumer’s probably got all kinds of Bruce and Demi fans lined up for a taste….

The truth is, and I hate saying it, she’s really not as ugly as I thought she was…but that could be her nude in the bath manipulating me.

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2022

06

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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COVID brought a new respect for nurses or medical professionals, some got paid more, some had parades, some got invited to New Years Eve in Time’s Square, or to the Super Bowl, when the simple assholes who didn’t work in the Medical industry weren’t allowed to do shit because of a cold, some became dancers on TikTok, some probably retired because fuck that noise, others probably realized covid wasn’t that scary so they refused vaccines, and got fired….only to be brought back when the pressure lifted to get everyone vaccinated because that kind of coercion is pretty fucking evil, and th most important group of nurses said “fuck this, let’s make some onlyfans money, before the endtimes take us out, cash the fuck out, make it count, or at least get jerked off to and feel like they matter, when most normies, some who still wear their masks in the park, thought of them as lepers….I mean even husbands kept their wives living out int he fifth wheel or camper…..instead of fucking the COVID out of their assholes with their mouths, so amateur porn girls were created….helping the boners of the world throw up.

I don’t know what’ next for nurses, will it be COVID, other variants, Small Pox, new diseases, more vaccines, but in the meantime we’ve got some nurses doing what all girls shoudl be doing, getting naked online! It’s just the internet, no big deal…

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2022

06

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Jubilee of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is celebrating her native land of England along with the rest of the commonwealth, because they are happy that the Queen has been Queen for 70 years, it’s an achievement assuming the Queen is still alive and not some Augmented Reality. An instagram filter, used to fuck with the fans because they don’t want to be breaking any hearts….

I may not understand that appreciation of the Royal Family, their colonialism, or sponsorship of corporations to take over North America, I may find it a dated tradition that doesn’t really benefit any of us except maybe for Megan Markle….Hi Megan.

But this isn’t about the queen, their partnering up with corporations to steal land from the natives….

This is about Liz Hurley, old as shit and still looking good in a bikini, which makes no sense to me, but it doesn’t need to makes sense to me, even if she’s also augmented reality or an instagram filter, I can support that lie, you know because she’s still hot in a bikini at her old as shit age. It’s impressive, but probably doesn’t smell as good as it looks.

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2022

06

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Since the world is filled with a bunch of weak little bitches, it’s only natural that girls, who make up the other half of the population, at least according to me, because I don’t get caught up in the choose your own gender adventure bullshit that everyone else seems to love to support because they are too bored to realize they ain’t got time for that shit. When you’re busy, you don’t even know what gender you are, what gender you want to be, you’re just tired and trying not to die.

Anyway, half of the population are little bitches, weak, soft, lazy….and the other half are girls who get naked to make money off those little weak, soft, lazy bitches, and for that reason, breast feeding or lactation is exciting.

I don’t mind seeing the natural function of a tit in action, or some blown out moms trying to redeem themselves or maintain some sex appeal with some parlour tricks like using their tits…

I just don’t like that they can hormonally alter men to breast feed / lactate, making me approach each of these tits with some discretion since nothing is sacred, not even breast feeding.

Either way, good way to start the week for the weak.

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