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2022

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It may be hot as shit when you don’t have an air conditioner, but it hasn’t killed my obese wife yet, so it is not nearly hot enough….if only she got vaccinated….we’d be headed in the right fucking direction.

The media is blaming global warming for this heat, I just call it summer, but if it is from manmade reasons, it’s from weather manipulation, geo engineering, CHEM TRAILS…right……

I just know I’m more dehydrated than the pussy of a menopausal alcoholic coffee drinker who likes saunas….now if only I knew some water sports girls into high acidity brown pee in their faces to make the night more interesting….and to take avantage of the sumemr weather but instead I roast…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Hailey Biber in Lingerie
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WWE’s Natalya Being the Light in Lingerie
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Olivia Ponton’s Booty Shake
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Ellen Pompeo See Through Bikini
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Olivia Jade is Braless!
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Petra Eccelstone’s Husband Looks Happy to Marry a Billionaire
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Kara Del Toro Does Swim Week
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Bregje Heinen in a Bikini Shoot
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Family Spent 250 for Pro Photos that Came Out Like This:
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Crop Circle Becomes Eddie Munson
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Extreme Police Stops
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Bad Idea – Great Fail
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Chelsea Handler is Single
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Vanessa Hudgens the Bride’s Maid Bikini
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Camille Kostek Doesn’t Think Gronk Has Played His Last NFL Game
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Kara Del Toro in Animal Print Bikini
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10 Devastating Photos from WWII
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20 Accidental Renaissance Pics
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Girl Gets Fired for TikTok Video
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Find Out Why Jasmin’s Oil is So Expensive
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Trashman Prank!
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Coffee Bean Guitar
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Kylie Jenner Gets Trolled for Being a Vile Person
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Texans RB Darius Anderson Has Rape Charge Changed After Coding Error
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Caroline Vreeland Seatbelt Cleavage
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Intruder arrested at Drake’s new L.A. pad, 23-year-old man claims rapper is his father
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Charles Barkley Loves the Gays
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Why Underwater Cables are Expensive
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Gaming Bird!
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Texas Football is Back and the Longhorns Have J-Lo to Thank for That
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Hot Model by the pool
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If Cats Sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Wave Takes Out Wedding
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Hot Model Wake and Bake
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PVC Umbrella is Innovative
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Christen Harper Shares a Backstage Look From Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’s Show this Weekend
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lily Aldridge is at an Event
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Heidi Klum and Husband Slutty in Miami
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Jessica Alba at the Mall like a Good 90s Girl
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J.Lo Leaves the Dance Studio in Leggings
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Kat Graham Performs in a SLutty Outfit
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Juno Temple in a Dress
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Jasmine Sanders in a Bikini for Fashion Week
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Julia Garner in a Dress
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Keke Palmer Big Cleavage
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Ambrosio in a Sports Bra
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Charlotte McKinney in Miami
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Mariah Carey Monster
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Sabrina Carpenter in Concert
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Joey King’s Subtle Cleavage
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Bella Hadid in Fitness Gear
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Candice Swanepoel Bikinis
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fucking a 7 Eleven Hot Dog Raw Dog
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Taco Tuesday
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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BIG FAT ASS
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Naked in the Mud
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Sporty with the Sports Socks On
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They Call Him Captain Hook
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SIDE BOOBS
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Dildo Gripping Pussy
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19 People Having a Shit Day
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Keisha Grey Hot Shoot
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Lez Things Up
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Ass to Ass
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Full Body Orgasm
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Nude By the Pool
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Tamara Witmer’s Nude Shoot
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Getting the Pussy Licked
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Wet Melons!
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Digging for Gold
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Fuck her While she Cooks
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Gape
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Mona Azar in the Room
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Katy Pussy Spread
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Upskirt Dildo Ride
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Busty Amateur Fucks
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Pussy Play Date
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Brace Face Fucks
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Gripping the Dildo
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Student Fucks Teacher
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Pussy on Display
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Hot Wife Gets Shared
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Helping her Lube Up
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18 Year Old with Big Cocks
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Play Time
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American Values
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Best Buds
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Always Be Prepared
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Big Gets it Done
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2022

19

Jul

Charlotte Mckinney Nipples of the Day

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I never really used to find Charlotte Mckinney all that hot, I mean a skinny blonde with big natural tits is always hot, but I just never looked at her and thought she was anything beyond a host body with tits that wet viral on social media and opened doors for her….like the gentleman that the internet is….until realizing he’s abducting you and trying to eat your soul…THE ALGORITHM MAN….it’s after us…

Anyway, in these pics, that are’t life changing, she looks TOP fucking notch, so I don’t know where she’s been hiding, what she’s been up to the last few years of forgetting she existed because that Carl’s Jr Ad was a decade ago….

But, as it turns out, she’s fucking hot and you should start jerking off to her again, we call this the second wind….

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2022

19

Jul

Bella Hadid Sort of Nipple of the Day

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Bella Hadid, like SWIM WEEK IN MIAMI, is a nice reminder that people have low standards, people don’t have a fucking casting couch in their heads when accepting these models or influencers as models or influencers, even though they should, and they’ll let anything surface to the top…

Isn’t there an expression about the cream rising to the top, well, if you let your cream rise outside, you’ll probably end up with a few maggots, bugs or undesireables floating on it’s thicker consistency….meaning that cream does surface to the top by insects cling to that shit and confuse themselves for the cream……rigt…

I get it from all perspectives, I just prefer when the people celebrated are actually hot chicks, not monsters who act like they are hot.

It’s one of those ugly girls try harder to be hot chicks, one of those brands are lazy and just pay people who are popular, one of those people think follower count is what matters because everything is a direct to consumer hustle….but Victoria’s Secret was as direct to consumer hustle and they bought ALL the hottest chicks around, they had standards, and these hot chicks would fight to get it, now every brand just hands anyone who can convert a sale a deal and we, as the spectator are stuck with supbar talent being presented as top tier talent and that just skews everything into the gutter, lowers the bar, and makes for a depressing world filled with shit, which is why you should get off the internet, unless you’re getting off on the internet, in which case, you may see her nipples for attention, because we know she knows she’s an imposter who doesn’t live up to any of the hype.

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2022

19

Jul

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui, who is Canada’s best export besides Celine Dion and Pam Anderson I guess, but she’s up there, even if her career was never all that substantial, she’s done pretty good with herself, and you could argue that’s what happens when you have some solid tits, it’s one of those lottery wins that you cannot fail with, because men are pretty fucking simple minded and will help out big tits, and women, even when they hate the big tits, get big tit envy and also treat the big tits as something special and important. There’s got to be some scientific reasoning for that, but I’m not going to bother digging into it….I just know, if you have tits and aren’t at the top of your game, whether you’re a farmer or a fucking stripper, a call girl or a waitress, a dentist or an accountant, then you’ve done something wrong.

I never watched Entourage, that shit offended me before it even started, but I understand why this babe went viral because of it, since she’s hot and fit and in a bikini…..

The funny thing is that she’s also old, but for some reason, she doesn’t look like a dopey fucking muppet or cartoon like all the other old bitches, which is exceptionally weird to me, because I believe she’s from French Canada….where the women have been mangled with the procedures LA has adopted….decades before LA adopted them….the duck face, plastic vibe, has been a thing I’ve been around forever, so seeing it extend to rich people has been funny but NOT this Emanuelle Chriqui rich person, because some bitches are hot enough to know they don’t need it like all the insecure bitches who don’t need it, but get it, because they are insecure bitches.

So I like this.

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2022

19

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t discriminate against tiny tits, I don’t know if it’s my hate for fat chicks that makes me take it out on fat tits, because in my core, the depths of my soul, I know that if bitch was left stranded on tropical island after an instagram date on a boat went bad, only to be found 9 months later after surviving on said island, eating very little….the body would EAT THE TITTY FAT UP for sustenance.

The point is, fat tits are still fat…..

Maybe my mom had small tits, but when you’re a baby being neglected in the corner of the shanty while she turns tricks, I don’t think that factors into my TINY TIT appreciation.

Maybe it’s just one of those Tiny Tit girls have more fit, athletic looking bodies, even when they are soft or what I call SLIM FATS…

OR MAYBE, I JUST LIKE TITS…..

Point is, Tiny Tits Matter.

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2022

19

Jul

Nicola Peltz Bra and Panties of the Day

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I have seen some before pics of Nicola Peltz and this is not the same person, maybe a clone or an updated version because the young heiress can afford it….

Her dad is some billionaire that we’ll assume is an evil billionaire, because I am of the school of thought that you can’t become a billionaire by being a nice guy, it requires fucking people over, being a tyrant, maybe even destroying some lives along the way, all in the name of Business, all made ok because they can say “it’s business not personal”…if they even bother going that far in caring, which they don’t…..instead they just look at the win…

Now I am not against being an evil billionaire and I don’t hate people for being billionaires, but that’s basically the context of where Nicola Peltz came from, just a modern day princess…..now married to a Beckham.

People find her hot, she was in Transformers, replacing Megan Fox which I think was more just a dis to Megan Fox in a “you’re not that big deal you think you are”….”look we hired some dumb rich kid with no skills to show you that acting is a joke”….at least that was my takeaway…

I guess she liked the attention her wedding got, since she’s an attention seeker, probably the only reason she seduced the Beckham was intentional, by design because rich people have no souls, but they do collect things, and people, and apparently bras and panties for IG pics…

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2022

19

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are the most magical pants around…at least in this instagram era of everyone being an exhibitionist idiot who love the attention because it makes them feel like celebs and makes them feel like people care….or maybe they just read some tutorial about how to engage your audience and the number one way is to make yourself relatable, so talk all your bullshit problems, your constipation, diarrhea, upset stomach, AIDS, you know and claim it is for empowerment or to fight the shame…..when we really NEED people to find shame again, the world is not your toilet to smear your asshole on….but everyone is treating it like it is….

Luckily, thanks to the hive mind, they are doing it with TIGHT pants that you can see full pussy through….

Just yesterday I saw a girl in skin colored leggings that from afar made her look like she wasn’t wearing pants at all….so obviously I got closer to the action…I’m one of those front line spectators when it comes to slut….the used to call it creeper row at the strip club but why the fuck would you sit anywhere but up against the stage when pussy is involved….to play modest for a bunch of whores….no thanks…I paid my cover charge…now I am taking what is rightfully mine…

Anyway, her pants, the skin colored pants I had to get close to to make sure the pantsless wasn’t the new TikTok Spyware Trend….and they were infact pants so tight I could see her bush curls through them….to which I said….”oh, I like tight pants, don’t I”…and I do.

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2022

19

Jul

Danielle Bregoli Ass Crack of the Day

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Danielle Bregoli is the “Catch Me Outside” girl from Dr Phil who went viral once, then became a rapper and continued to be viral for the fans and followers she secured, before launching a ghetto ONLYFANS for the fans that she hardly gets nude on, but that made her 1,000,000 dollars in a fucking day…..and I think 20 or MORE million in a year of doing….which for anyone who has worked in their life is pretty absurd….girls SEXT for free….maybe not so much anymore, but the nudes are EVERYWHERE….to hop on and pay for bitches to get naked or to sext you is on a level of lazy or pathetic I’ll never understand but that could be because I’ve been on the receiving end of nudes since the POLAROID days.

Anyway, this is the inked up, prison tattoo, gutter DESK IN DETENTION looking girl you probably didn’t know exists, existing, getting paid in the most insane cash grab I’ve experienced in my lifetime…..the NUDE MARKETPLACE that in OF…..

BILLIONAIRES HAVE BEEN MADE ON THE BACK OF SLUTS USING THAT PLATFORM….and despite being all about the nudes, who thought “girls should sell nudes” over the 20 years of internet website owership, but convinced that would never work…..IT FUCKING WORKS…

If I showed you this picture 3 years ago and said that makes a girl 20 million a year selling a weekly pic of this caliber, you would never believe me…well it’s happening…..and I’ll still stare at the ass.

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2022

19

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It is, or it was, Swim Week in Miami….where they try to pretend that they are New York Fashion Week but for swim companies…..with bikini fashion shows and parties that some of the lowest level slutty instagram models trying to be famous have their opportunity to shine and the whole thing feels pretty fucking gutter to me, but mainly because I am from the Victoria’s Secret Era of high production coupled with high quality pussy, and even then, I’d never watch their fashion show infomercials for the normies, but it was far less ghetto.

As far as I’m concerned, the bikini is not for runways, it’s for the beach, the pool, the park, for public exhibitionism, for instagram selfies of people you know from real life on vacation so you can jerk off to them….but when you take the instagram model out of the photoshopped safe space of social media and throw her real self on stage…it all goes to shit pretty quick….but when you put that same real self on the street, or in the coffee shop in front of me…..it’s all good…..

So I don’t like hyped up bikini, but I do like bikinis, because half naked bitches are better than clothed bitches, and even better when they are shy and insecure about themselves being half naked in public….but maybe that’s just my fetish..mousy bikini girls…..who cares, seriously….fuck off.