Rumer Willis still seems to be confused as to how the internet works, even though so many people have managed to go viral, get rich by manipulating the internet, I guess she just doesn’t have to….

I don’t know much about her, but we’ll assume that she’s just a coddled rich kid with no real reason to live, or maybe has all the reason to live, because she doesn’t have to actually work to pay bills, thanks to your creepy mom and her plastic surgeries, and your bouncer turned biggest action star father, you can focus on the things you care about most, like taking selfies in the bath…..

The reason she seems confused as to how the internet works is that she’s been running a social media for as long as it’s been around, despite all the horrible haters out there who refer to her as the IDAHO potato….because of her wonky face and she’s even done some lowkey “I Da Ho” work showing off her fit enough body…but she should realize that to make real noise on the internet – buttholes must be exposed.

Last time I posted her, I said something like Bruce Willis, now that he has dementia so bad that he can’t do movies, he’s probably happy to have erased her as his daughter, you know, pretend she’s the hired nurse or the hot daughter’s friend, rather than from his balls…and that’s probably not fair, since dads typically love their ugly daughters despite being ugly, since they aren’t there to bone them, and generally don’t want other people boning them…..if anything, you’d want an ugly daughter to avoid the headaches a hot daughter brings, but in the case of a WILLIS, we know Rumer’s probably got all kinds of Bruce and Demi fans lined up for a taste….

The truth is, and I hate saying it, she’s really not as ugly as I thought she was…but that could be her nude in the bath manipulating me.

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