I was invited to some fashion school graduate party by a friend of mine. There is going to be free booze, so I put on my nicest soiled clothes and worked out my lines of false promises I am going to tell the hot girls to get them back to jerk me off in the bathroom. Like that I have celebrity friends and know people looking for designers at big companies and that I’d love to see their portfolio, you know false fucking promises to an eager fucking audience. Good times.
here are my links…
Because Monday is the Hardest Day of the Week
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Why the Fuck Are They Still Putting Jessica Simpson on Magazine Covers
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If You Only Have One Wish, Make Sure You Don’t Fuck It Up
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Is Kelis a Hoe or a Housewife?
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Who Knew Lady Liberty Had Such a Tight Body
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Megan Fox is Lookin Good on the Cover of Esquire
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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BEWARE OF KHAN
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The Only Gisele I Like is the Gisele Who Gets Naked All The Time
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Laetitia Casta May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But I Just Don’t Care
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Looks Like They Did a Great Job of Ruining G.I.Joe
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Striptease of the (Put a Bag Over Your Fucking Head) Day
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Zoe Saldana is Lovely
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Amy Winehouse is So High She Thinks She is a Ninja
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Kelly Ripa May Be Fucking Annoying, But Man She Looks Good In a Bikini
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Bai Ling Mounts Cars For Kids With Cancer. Do You Have a Better Cure For Cancer?
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Seriously, WTF is Up With Coco’s Ass?
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Jessica Biel’s Big Cleavage
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Beyonce is Lookin Good As Always
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Victoria Beckham, WTF Are You Wearing?
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David Hasslehoff Never Disappoints
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Blonde At a Library
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Sunny Leone is Oh So Sweet
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What’s With Rappers Thinking It’s Okay to Beat on Chicks?
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Ashley and Brianna Get Intimate
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Diana is Pretty Much Perfect
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Wolverine the Musical
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Is It Me, Or is This Sandwich Commercial a Bit Homoerotic
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Megan Fox Has Got Some Nice Cleavage
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Come on Baby, Take is All Off
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Tyra Banks is the New Oprah. She Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Some Vintage Kelly Kapowski
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Ferrari and Fishnets
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Raven Riley is Swimming
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Brande Roderick Can Be My Apprentice
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Hover Scooter is Gonna Be My New Ride
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Oops, I Drank Too Much
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Rhianna’s Got a New Piece
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David Hasselhoff’s Top 20 Most Embarrassing Photos on the Web
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How NOT to Start an Interview with John Cusack
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Stanky Leg on Maury
Another Maury Clip – Sex for Lobster Buffet – Amazing
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